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19th October 2007, 04:24 PM
पति-पत्नी में झगड़ा हुआ और बात तलाक तक पहुंच गई। लेकिन पहले फैसला बच्चे के बारे में होना था कि वह किसके पास रहेगा।
न्यायाधीश ने पहले पत्नी से पूछा कि वह कोई एक वजह बताये जिस कारण बच्चा उसे दिया जाना उचित हो । पत्नी ने कहा - ''मैने उसे नौ महीने गर्भ में रखा है और बड़े कष्ट झेलकर उसे जन्म दिया है। यह बच्चा मेरे शरीर का हिस्सा है। उस पर सिर्फ और सिर्फ मेरा ही अधिकार है।'' न्यायाधीश हांलाकि उसकी बात से प्रभावित हुये लेकिन नियम के अनुसार पति से भी वही प्रश्न किया। पति ने जवाब दिया - ''देखिये, यदि मैं कोला (शीतल पेय) की मशीन में एक सिक्का डालता हूं और एक गिलास कोला निकल कर बाहर आता है तो आप ही बताइये उस कोला पर मेरा अधिकार होगा या मशीन का ?'' |
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19th October 2007, 04:27 PM
पति-पत्नी में झगड़ा हुआ और बात तलाक तक पहुंच गई। लेकिन पहले फैसला बच्चे के बारे में होना था कि वह किसके पास रहेगा।
न्यायाधीश ने पहले पत्नी से पूछा कि वह कोई एक वजह बताये जिस कारण बच्चा उसे दिया जाना उचित हो । पत्नी ने कहा - ''मैने उसे नौ महीने गर्भ में रखा है और बड़े कष्ट झेलकर उसे जन्म दिया है। यह बच्चा मेरे शरीर का हिस्सा है। उस पर सिर्फ और सिर्फ मेरा ही अधिकार है।'' न्यायाधीश हांलाकि उसकी बात से प्रभावित हुये लेकिन नियम के अनुसार पति से भी वही प्रश्न किया। पति ने जवाब दिया - ''देखिये, यदि मैं कोला (शीतल पेय) की मशीन में एक सिक्का डालता हूं और एक गिलास कोला निकल कर बाहर आता है तो आप ही बताइये उस कोला पर मेरा अधिकार होगा या मशीन का ?'' Quote:
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19th October 2007, 04:30 PM
judai hm bardast karte nahi isliye hm juda ho sakte nahi
agr tum chaho juda hona to isme hm kuchh kar sakte nahi samjhi..................... bache............... isliye achhe bache jid nahi kiya karte Quote:
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19th October 2007, 04:34 PM
koi kahta hai hmse sarab rone lagti hai koi kahta hai mahkhana
are koi jaker kah de unse ki wo jitna pi k bahak jate hai aj utna kabhi hm pyalo me chhor diya karte the. Quote:
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19th October 2007, 04:36 PM
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19th October 2007, 04:39 PM
tapti dharti per tumne barsat ki pani bhar di
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19th October 2007, 04:40 PM
एक जीवविज्ञानी मेंढ़कों के व्यवहार का अध्ययन कर रहा था। वह अपनी प्रयोगशाला में एक मेंढ़क लाया, उसे फर्श पर रखा और बोला - ''चलो कूदो !'' मेंढ़क उछला और कमरे के दूसरे कोने में पहुंच गया। वैज्ञानिक ने दूरी नापकर अपनी नोटबुक में लिखा - ''मेंढ़क चार टांगों के साथ आठ फीट तक उछलता है।''
फिर उसने मेंढ़क की अगली दो टांगें काट दी और बोला - ''चलो कूदो, चलो !'' मेंढ़क अपने स्थान से उचटकर थोड़ी दूर पर जा गिरा। वैज्ञानिक ने अपनी नोटबुक में लिखा - ''मेंढ़क दो टांगों के साथ तीन फीट तक उछलता है।'' इसके बाद वैज्ञानिक ने मेंढ़क की पीछे की भी दोनों टांगे काट दीं और मेंढ़क से बोला - ''चलो कूदो!'' मेंढ़क अपनी जगह पड़ा था। वैज्ञानिक ने फिर कहा - ''कूदो! कूदो! चलो कूदो!'' पर मेंढ़क टस से मस नहीं हुआ। वैज्ञानिक ने बार बार आदेश दिया पर मेंढ़क जैसा पड़ा था वैसा ही पड़ा रहा । वैज्ञानिक ने अपनी नोटबुक में अंतिम निष्कर्ष लिखा - ''चारों टांगें काटने के बाद मेंढ़क बहरा हो जाता है।'' Quote:
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19th October 2007, 04:43 PM
bistar se uthane wala tere jaisa namurad dost nahi aya
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19th October 2007, 04:46 PM
asmaa per rahne wale jameen per utra nahi karte
ager wo jamee per aye to phir asmaa per jane layak nahi rahte......... Quote:
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19th October 2007, 04:52 PM
kahne ko to bahut kah sakta hoon sone ko bhi bahut so sakta hoon
per tum khabo me aaogi yahi soch ker hamesha sota hoon, Quote:
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19th October 2007, 04:55 PM
thank u main log out ho raha hoon dosto
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19th October 2007, 04:58 PM
prabaht ji yeh jokes section nahi hai ....so aap jaha joke post karke meri post bekaar mat kijiye....shayad aap naye haiN aur aapko maloom nahi hai so maiN bataye deti hoon ki jokes ke liye alag thread hai aap waha post kijiye jokes...!
jaha aap agar apna koi sher post karna chahey to kar saktey haiN kisi bhi sher ke reply meiN  .....Sunita Thakur..... यह कह कर मेरा दुश्मन मुझे हँसते हुए छोड़ गया ....के तेरे अपने ही बहुत हैं तुझे रुलाने के लिए... 
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13th November 2007, 01:11 PM
hi aap lhikte ho to kuch apne log yaad aate hain..
teri khushi hi mera maksad hai
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13th November 2007, 01:14 PM
pata hai main un logo ki shayri hamesha padta hun .. jo khud lihkte hain..
teri khushi hi mera maksad hai
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20th November 2007, 03:57 PM
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"aaj bin piye kadam bahak rahe haiN, bin baat ke lab muskura rahe haiN, raah chaltey aaj humne sun liya hai, ki sakki teri mahfil meiN WOH aa rahe haiN" .....Sunita Thakur..... यह कह कर मेरा दुश्मन मुझे हँसते हुए छोड़ गया ....के तेरे अपने ही बहुत हैं तुझे रुलाने के लिए...
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20th November 2007, 06:10 PM
salam valaikum dosto, aki aap logo ke bich ek naya chehra hai, lekin dosto mai yakin dilata hu ki shayro ki es mahfil me mai aap logo ko kabhi sikayat ka mouka nahi dunga,
kisi ko chaho to etna ki mohabat bhi kam pad jaye, phir bhi wo tumhara naa ho saka to samjhna ki tumne kabhi chaha hi nahi use, mafi chahta hu dosto agar meri baaten aap me se kisi buri lagi ho to. aki(ajaz jakhmi) |
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5th December 2007, 06:03 AM
mere pyaare pyaare didi
kaise hain aap? yeh kya? is thread par kuch naya post nahi kiya. chalo koi baat bahi, dubara shuruwat karte hain. peena chahte the hum sirf ek jaam magar peete peete shaam se saveir ho gayi beheke beheke kadam dheere dheere chale isliye aane mein zaara si dher ho gayi..... sorry for comin afta such a long time. batana kaisa laga plzzz? aapke jwab ka intezaar rahega. aapka munna Life is filled with goodbyes, a million goodbyes, and it hurts every time....and every time my heart dies a little... Darkness falls on me like rain... just one drop at a time....  |
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6th December 2007, 02:09 PM
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tumhara sher bahut accha lagga "mujhe bhi peene ka koi shunk nahi, teri bewafai jaam bharti hai paimane mein, maikhane mein aana to main bhi nahi chahti, teri be-rukhi hi le aati hai maikhane mein" .....Sunita Thakur..... यह कह कर मेरा दुश्मन मुझे हँसते हुए छोड़ गया ....के तेरे अपने ही बहुत हैं तुझे रुलाने के लिए...
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11th December 2007, 05:26 AM
hmmmm..kya baat hai dii, bahut acha likha hai...
lijiye humara jwab: be-waffa main nah tha nasseb mein hi judaii likhi thi khuda neh di usse khusyian mujhe Khuda neh tanhai dii thi kisaa mohabaat ka kiss kiss ko sunayein abb bi dil mein uski nigahon ka saroor hai hum to nikalte hain ghar se pee kar "dii" kyunki ghar se maikhana thoda dhoor hai kaise laga? aapka munna Life is filled with goodbyes, a million goodbyes, and it hurts every time....and every time my heart dies a little... Darkness falls on me like rain... just one drop at a time.... |
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11th December 2007, 02:10 PM
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 "na piya karo na humey peene ki yaad dilaya karo, na bhoola karo humey na jayada yaad aaya karo" jawaab ki muntazir .....Sunita Thakur..... यह कह कर मेरा दुश्मन मुझे हँसते हुए छोड़ गया ....के तेरे अपने ही बहुत हैं तुझे रुलाने के लिए...
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12th December 2007, 06:25 PM
peene ki mujhe shauk to hai
magar peene ki zaroorat nahi jis din se tujhse mili hoon mujhe aur kisi nashe ki zaroorat nahi |
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12th December 2007, 08:04 PM
Arz kiya hai............
Akele to hum pehle bhi jee rahe the, kyu tanha se ho gaye hai tere jane ke baad....... |
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13th December 2007, 12:29 PM
mahee aur Queen aap dono ka meri post aur SDC par dil se suwagat hai....aap dono ke sher bahut acchey lage....aatey rahiyega.....
"maikhane mein ja kar pee leti hoon, teri bewaffai par akele mein ro leti hoon, naseeb hi ban gaya hai ab peena aur rona, vaise to ab bhi tujhe dil se dua hi deti hoon" hope u like it....... .....Sunita Thakur..... यह कह कर मेरा दुश्मन मुझे हँसते हुए छोड़ गया ....के तेरे अपने ही बहुत हैं तुझे रुलाने के लिए...
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13th December 2007, 11:23 PM
maheepeene ki mujhe shauk to hai
magar peene ki zaroorat nahi jis din se tujhse mili hoon mujhe aur kisi nashe ki zaroorat nahi kisi ko chaho to etna ki mohabat bhi kam pad jaye, phir bhi wo tumhara naa ho saka to samjhna ki... tumne kabhi chaha hi nahi use, bahut khub... bahut achha laga mujhe aap ka thread yu hi likhte raho aur hamesha khush raho........ aki(ajaz jakhmi) |
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15th December 2007, 03:06 AM
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15th December 2007, 09:35 AM
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 Karnail Paa jee...........bahut majja aaya padkar....hehehe  "marne ki baatey yoon na kiya karo, hanstey hanstey zahar na diya karo, teri kushi ke liye hi to hum jeete haiN, maikhane ja ke jeene ke liye peete haiN" .....Sunita Thakur..... यह कह कर मेरा दुश्मन मुझे हँसते हुए छोड़ गया ....के तेरे अपने ही बहुत हैं तुझे रुलाने के लिए...
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kabra main kholker pie karunga aur jab hisab mangega khuda to ek pag bana die karunga. |
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20th December 2007, 11:45 PM
kafan main chupa dena meri sarab,
kabra main kholker pie karunga aur jab hisab mangega khuda to ek pag bana die karunga. chahat bhi kaam pad jaye...... phir bhi wo tumhara naa ho sake to..... samjho ki tumne kabhi chaha hi nahi usay........... aki ki chahat |
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21st December 2007, 02:31 AM
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wah didi bahut khub chalo isi bahane aap hansi to sahi hame pine ki aadat thi magar usne apni kasam dekar chhuda di thi magar jab betha yaaro ki mahefil me to yaaro ne uski kasam dekar pila di |
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21st December 2007, 07:46 PM
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saaki ki har nigah pe balkhake pee gaye, tauba ko tod tad ke tharrake pee gaye.....(NM)  "LAMHA"mujhko acchaa nahiiN lagtaa ko’ii hamnaam teraa , ko’ii tujhsaa ho to phir naam bhii tujhsaa rakhe.... |
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hi -
22nd December 2007, 12:22 AM
jaam pe jaam pine se kya fayda
shaam ko pioge to subah utar jayegi are do bund pyaar ke pila do zindagi sari nashe me guzar jayegi |
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22nd December 2007, 10:23 AM
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 jawaab hazir hai "woh zamane gaye jab pyar saccha hua karta tha, sharaab se jayada mohabat ka nasha hua karta tha, ab bhi waqt hai samaj jao hasinayo ki sangdili ko, woh zamana gaya jab har aashiq pyar ke liye jaan diya karta tha" .....Sunita Thakur..... यह कह कर मेरा दुश्मन मुझे हँसते हुए छोड़ गया ....के तेरे अपने ही बहुत हैं तुझे रुलाने के लिए...
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jaam-e-aatish -
22nd December 2007, 03:56 PM
Main jis mein aag bhar kar din raat peeta hoon
Koi chhoo bhi nahin sakta woh jaam-e-aatish mera - 'Simaab' manu |
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22nd December 2007, 04:53 PM
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"eh mulla peene de mujhe masjid maiN baith kar, ya phir woh jagah bata de jaha khuda na rahta ho" _Not Mine .....Sunita Thakur..... यह कह कर मेरा दुश्मन मुझे हँसते हुए छोड़ गया ....के तेरे अपने ही बहुत हैं तुझे रुलाने के लिए...
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(#235)
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22nd December 2007, 04:57 PM
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waah wah sunita jee aap ne toh kamal kae diyaa, ham bhi kuchh arz karne ki gustaakhi kar lete hai Aakhiri jaam mein kya baat thi aisi saaqi Ho gaya pee ke jo khaamosh, woh khaamosh raha - 'Shaad Azeemabadi' regards manu |
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24th December 2007, 03:12 PM
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hum to dariya hain samundar me utar jayenge. Woh taras jayegi pyar ki ek boond ke liye, hum to badal bankar kahin bhi baras jayenge. Hows it. |
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24th December 2007, 03:18 PM
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meri botol thi tooti wahan jahan thheka hi band thha. |
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24th December 2007, 03:36 PM
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Zamin par utar ke dekha juda hone walon ko, door tak hum hi um nazar aa rahe thhey. |
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25th December 2007, 01:30 AM
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meraa jaam chhuune vaale teraa haath jal na jaaye [Anwar Mirzapuri] regards manu |
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25th December 2007, 02:15 AM
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wah dost bahut khub shishi bhari sharab ki main patthar se tod du agar tu na mili to ye duniya hi chhod du |
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