Ek foreigner India aaya aur bhikhari ban gaya
Ek din wo doosre bhikhari ko batane laga: yaar! aajkal har cheez me hi nahi har dhandhe me bhi milawat hai, main bheekh maang raha tha to ek aadmi mujhse bhi bheekh maangne laga wo bhi badi akad ke saath!
Doosra bhikhari: are aisa kaise ho sakta hai ? phir kya hua?
Foreigner bhikhari: are maine usse kaha, chal hat bhikhari kahin ka, to usne meri pitaai kar di!!
Doosra bhikhari hanste hue: abe!! ab samjha main, wo hinjda tha hinjda!!