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Hallmar Expressions..... - 6th July 2005, 05:14 PM

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1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you've come into my life...
(Inside card) - I've changed my mind.

2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life...

(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.

3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am....

(Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me.

4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go....

(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.

5. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age....

(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!

6. When we were together, you said you'd die for me...

(Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.

7. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy....

(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?

8. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket...

(Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.

9. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday...

(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.

10. Looking back over the years that we have been together, I can't help but wonder.....

(Inside card) - What the hell was I thinking

11. I'm so miserable without you...

(Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.

12. Thank you for being part of my life.....

(Inside card) - I never knew what evil was until I met you!

13. Congratulations on your wedding day!...

(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.

14. How can I say this....

(Inside card) - Your cooking kills me

15. Hooray.....

(Inside card) - You're divorced.

16. I just want you to know that I'm sorry for what happened...

(Inside card) - Especially since you survived.

1 7. Congrats on getting married...

(Inside card) - It's not everyday you decide to ruin your life.

18. Someday I hope to marry...

(inside card) - Someone other than you.

19. We have been friends for a very long time...

(inside card) - What do you say we stop?



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12th July 2005, 08:36 AM

hello parul



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12th July 2005, 08:22 PM

heheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


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13th July 2005, 09:18 AM

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Bahut khush ho...kya baat hai.....



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14th July 2005, 01:45 PM

hasi aayi apka mail padhke kyunki bahut dino se kuch funny padha nahin tha isiliye...... aur aajkal mera hasna thodi kam hi ho gaya hain....


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14th July 2005, 01:50 PM

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hasi aayi apka mail padhke kyunki bahut dino se kuch funny padha nahin tha isiliye...... aur aajkal mera hasna thodi kam hi ho gaya hain....
Meri Sweet behna mausam.....

kyun kam ho gaya hai...abhi to bahut ladna - jhagadna aur hansna hai....



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14th July 2005, 02:16 PM

kya akeli akeli hasungi...aajkal yaha bhi aana nahin hota mere saare dost bhi dur chale gaye hain.isisliye......


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15th July 2005, 12:23 AM

mast reeeeeeee!!!!!!

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15th July 2005, 09:54 AM

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kya akeli akeli hasungi...aajkal yaha bhi aana nahin hota mere saare dost bhi dur chale gaye hain.isisliye......
Meri behna....

aisa kyun sochti ho.....hum sab hai to yahan....



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15th July 2005, 10:04 AM

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sab theek hai dost.....

aur tum aaj kal kam hi aate ho site pe .....



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Thumbs up this is for dear mausam - 24th July 2005, 12:24 AM

DEAR MAUSAM,


WOH DOSTI HI KYA JO DURION MEIN GHAM DE

DOSTI WOH HAI JO DURION MEIN HUM DE ,


DURIAN BAHOOT HAI PAR ,
ITNA SAMAJH LIJIYE ,
PAAS REHKAR BHI KOI RISHTA KHAS NAHIN HOTA,
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hi - 15th August 2005, 04:33 PM

hihihihihihiiih khihikhikhikhikhi

Aman ji
tssi cha gaye ho Humourous shyri per


SHWETA


jab yaad karte hai kisi ko
wo waqt suhana hota hai

uth jati hai kalam likhne ko
wo pyar deewana hota hai

kar deti hai haal-e-dil bayaan
wo kalaam shayraana hota hai

jab yaad karte hai kisi ko
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Re: hi - 16th August 2005, 09:46 AM

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Aman ji
tssi cha gaye ho Humourous shyri per
Shweta...

Phir se Aman Ji.......

thanks.....lekin Mausam ne ek baar daanta tha mujhe......jab meri us.Se ladai ho gayi thi......keh rahi thi....aap dard pe hi aache lagta ho.........haan lekin us waqt ladkion aur ladkon ki ladai thi na isliye......

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hi - 16th August 2005, 01:20 PM

ok ab se sirf Aman
thik hai Aman ji
take care
bye
Shweta........


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jab yaad karte hai kisi ko
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