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Perfect Love Letter and an even Perfect Reply - 17th May 2005, 01:45 PM

Ek college ka ladka ek ladki ke prem main padta hain aur woh apna pyar lafson main ikraar karne se dar jaata hain aur aakhir main us ladki ko impress karne ke liye ghar jaakar DICTIONARY ke madat se letter likh kar propose karta hain.

Letter aur uska jawab kuch is prakar ka hain:

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My Darling

Most worthy of your estimation, after a long consideration and much meditation, I have a strong inclination to become your relation.

As to my educational qualification, it is no exaggeration or fabrication, that I have passed my matriculation, no doubt without any hesitation and very little concentrated preparation. What you say to the solemnization of our marriage celebration according to the population of the present generation.

On your approbation of this application, I shall make preparation to improve my situation, and if such obligation is worthy of consideration and commiseration, it will be an augmentation of the joy and exultation of our joint dissimulation.

Thanking you in anticipation and with devotion.

I remain,
A victim of your fascination



THE GIRL REPLIES

Dear Mr. Victim of my fascination,


Congaratulations for your lengthy narration, of course, full of affection, aimed at an affliction for a combination, which on examination, I find it a fine presentation of your co-operation, but your inclination to become my relation should embrace more qualification so that you may reach high position.

You have passed the matriculation examination with little concentration and preparartion. What about my graduation after much concentration and botheration? So improve your situation in education and make an application by acquisition of post graduation, the minimum qualification for the consideration of our marriage celebration. After your education, attend the convocation and before taking your photo for circulation, undergo beautification.

Further, strict observation of the following conditions is the regulation for determination of our relation:

1. Consultation with my parents before approaching for any connection.
2. Communication of your confirmation that you are not a victim of "any other" fascination, and
3. Procreation must not be your recreation.

In anticipation of solid action of continuation of proper conversation.

Unaffected by your affection

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(Not Mine.. Forwarded Email.. Enjoy!)


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Lagta hai is baar "Pulkit", kismat teri bhi rang laayii hai
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17th May 2005, 01:58 PM

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17th May 2005, 02:23 PM

hey pulkit,
its amazing. well thx for sharing it with us. kitna bhi mood karab tha, ur post made me laughed. thx buddy. take care n may god bless u with his finnest glitters.



mera aashiyaan tha wahan jahan toofanon ka theekana tha,
ek naadan dil tha aur ek bedard zamana tha!
na jaane kyu ussi pal mil gaya ek dard naya,
jab kisi roz mere labon ka muskurana tha!

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Kutch bayani ho ehsaason ki…..
Kutch kahani ho jasbaaton ki….
Ek paaq bazm jahan ho sirf pyar…..
Dhoondte hain koi aisa manzar yaar….

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Koi kare shikayat koi de sujaav
Naazim kare hifaazat-e-pyar…
Dhoondte hain koi aisa manzar yaar….

Buzurgoon ki kahawaat hai…
Fal-e-intezaar meetha hai….
Kehte hain Jas- Nal- Aman….
Thoda sa, bus thoda sa intezaar….

   
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Re: Perfect Love Letter and an even Perfect Reply - 17th May 2005, 06:39 PM

hehehihihihoho......gr8888........chalo itna to meine samjh liya.....ab jo hogaya vo ho gaya.....shayad yahi galati ho gayi thi..........aage se mein dictionary use nahi karongi...hoho

shalu


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18th May 2005, 09:22 AM

Pyare Pulkit Bhai,

Absolute fascination with your hilarious composition that left me with a giddy sensation and laughing on my workstation.

Keep postin bro.


Luvs,

Salim

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Happiness is a butterfly, which, when pursued, is always just beyond your grasp, but which, if you sit down quietly, may alight upon you.

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23rd May 2005, 03:51 PM

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Originally posted by Rohin
gol gol gol gol gol gol gol gol


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23rd May 2005, 03:53 PM

Good.. that it changed ur mood Jas!!


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Re: Re: Perfect Love Letter and an even Perfect Reply - 23rd May 2005, 03:55 PM

He he he... aage se dhyaan rakhana Shalini!!


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Salim... tum hanste hio acche lgate ho.. Do keep smiling and laughuing 2


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24th May 2005, 01:15 AM

Hi Pulkit,
Nice work buddy. That's why it's rightly said, dil ki baat dil se kahi jaati hai...na ki dictionary ki madad se.

Poor fellow he was... I am sure many of us would have learnt a lesson by this post.

Keep writing!

Tata :-)


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24th May 2005, 09:21 AM

HAHAHAHAHA...... MERI HASI TO RUKATI HI NAHI...

THANKS FOR THIS PULKIT.


Anant se bhi aage... itni si khwahish hai :)
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Love letter worth reading - 24th May 2005, 10:33 AM

A Love Letter worth reading...

My dear FAIR and LOVELY (ek chand ka tukda),

you are my TVS SCOOTY(first love) and my AIWA (pure passion ).

I always BPL (believe in the best) and you are SANSUI( better than >the
best ).

You are DOMINO'S PIZZA (delivering a million smiles) for me .

This is a COLGATE ENERGY GEL (seriously fresh ) feeling for me.

I want you to be my life partner but I think you are worried
about your father who is KAWASAKI BAJAJ CALIBER (the unshakable) and my
father who is CEAT (born tough),

but don't worry as I am also FORD ICON (The josh machine ) and rest of
our family members are pretty KELVINATORS (the coolest ones).

If our fathers say no, we will run away and marry, and PHILIPS (let's
make things better).

They will feel MIRINDA (zor ka jhatka dhire se lage )
but I believe in COCA-COLA (jo chahe ho jaye).

Trust in God who's always NOKIA (connecting people) who love each
other.

And do not forget that we are WILLS ( made for each other ).

Now that HYUNDAI (we are listening) the song of love, you must know that
love is DAIRY MILK (real taste of life ) SATYAM ONLINE (fun fast easy) and
PARX (always comfortable).

So never forget me.
Ok bye!
I wrote little but actually PEPSI ( yeh dil mange more )!!.

Yours
LG (digitally yours).

TO ALL OTHER FRIENDS, SAMSUNG (everyone's invited) to wedding that's ensuing
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kisi ko letter pasand nahi aaya kya? ya samaz mein nahi aaya?
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hi - 31st May 2005, 09:17 PM

hehehhehhehe pulkit good one

gol gol


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