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Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dikha! - 12th January 2011, 07:13 PM

Tune 18 saal ki umar me mama kans ko mara,
Ab BIN LADEN kisi ko haath laga kar to dikha ...

Tune Arjun ko to Saari Geeta sunayee,
Mere Project Manager se ek baar baat kar ke to dikha..

Tune to Arjun ka Saarthi banke Pandavon ko jitaaya
Indian Cricket team ka Coach ban ke WorldCup jitaake to dikha ...

Tune bhari mehfil mein draupadi ko saree pehnaai,
Mallika sherawat ko ek jodi kapde pehna ke to dikha ...

Tune gokul ki 1600 gopiyan patai,
Meri company ki sirf ek ladki ko pata kar to dikha ...

Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dikha ... !


---NM---




YuuN Besabab Aansoo Aate NahiN
Lag Zaroor Koii Baat Dil Ko Rahii Hai ...

Fareb Kaa ChaDhtaa Bazaar Dekh
Insaaf Se Bastii Khaalii Ho Rahii Hai ...


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Tune 18 saal ki umar me mama kans ko mara,

Ab BIN LADEN kisi ko haath laga kar to dikha ...

Tune Arjun ko to Saari Geeta sunayee,
Mere Project Manager se ek baar baat kar ke to dikha..

Tune to Arjun ka Saarthi banke Pandavon ko jitaaya
Indian Cricket team ka Coach ban ke WorldCup jitaake to dikha ...

Tune bhari mehfil mein draupadi ko saree pehnaai,
Mallika sherawat ko ek jodi kapde pehna ke to dikha ...

Tune gokul ki 1600 gopiyan patai,
Meri company ki sirf ek ladki ko pata kar to dikha ...

Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dikha ... !


---NM---

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15th January 2011, 05:23 PM

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Tune 18 saal ki umar me mama kans ko mara,

Ab BIN LADEN kisi ko haath laga kar to dikha ...

Tune Arjun ko to Saari Geeta sunayee,
Mere Project Manager se ek baar baat kar ke to dikha..

Tune to Arjun ka Saarthi banke Pandavon ko jitaaya
Indian Cricket team ka Coach ban ke WorldCup jitaake to dikha ...

Tune bhari mehfil mein draupadi ko saree pehnaai,
Mallika sherawat ko ek jodi kapde pehna ke to dikha ...

Tune gokul ki 1600 gopiyan patai,
Meri company ki sirf ek ladki ko pata kar to dikha ...

Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dikha ... !


---NM---

Naresh Jee,
Bahut khoob.....!! hahaha....
Thanx for sharing......!!!


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Tune 18 saal ki umar me mama kans ko mara,
Ab BIN LADEN kisi ko haath laga kar to dikha ...

Tune Arjun ko to Saari Geeta sunayee,
Mere Project Manager se ek baar baat kar ke to dikha..

Tune to Arjun ka Saarthi banke Pandavon ko jitaaya
Indian Cricket team ka Coach ban ke WorldCup jitaake to dikha ...

Tune bhari mehfil mein draupadi ko saree pehnaai,
Mallika sherawat ko ek jodi kapde pehna ke to dikha ...

Tune gokul ki 1600 gopiyan patai,
Meri company ki sirf ek ladki ko pata kar to dikha ...

Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dikha ... !


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Its very nice thanks for sharing good..............Thanks for share with all........

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Tune 18 saal ki umar me mama kans ko mara,

Ab BIN LADEN kisi ko haath laga kar to dikha ...

Tune Arjun ko to Saari Geeta sunayee,
Mere Project Manager se ek baar baat kar ke to dikha..

Tune to Arjun ka Saarthi banke Pandavon ko jitaaya
Indian Cricket team ka Coach ban ke WorldCup jitaake to dikha ...

Tune bhari mehfil mein draupadi ko saree pehnaai,
Mallika sherawat ko ek jodi kapde pehna ke to dikha ...

Tune gokul ki 1600 gopiyan patai,
Meri company ki sirf ek ladki ko pata kar to dikha ...

Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dikha ...



Waah such kaha saab ye kalyug hai.. yaha pe insaan ko bhi chamatkaar karna aata hai.
   
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