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6th October 2008, 09:48 PM
Bhikhari-allh K Nam Par 10 Rupees Da Do
Shopkeeper- Bhikhari H To 10 Rs Kyon Mang Rha H 5 S Kam Nahi Chalega Kya Bhikhari- Ni Kyon Ki Mare Girlfriend Ka Zanamdin H Shop Keeper- Bhikhari Hote Hua B Kya Tare Girlfriend H Bhikhari- Girlfriend N He To Bhikhari Banaya H Thx Ravi 9373239492 |
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8th October 2008, 10:05 AM
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 I had a very wild dream last nite, i saw tht all the Devils of d World have died. Plz message me,i m really worried abt u. i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up! |
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College Rules : |
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10th October 2008, 03:32 AM
college rules :
1. Be quite in the class bcoz orther r sleeping 2.Dnt 4get to carry your book bcoz it act as a pillow 3. Be absent to keep the campus clean. ******************************************* Mujse Itana rista banaye rakhna Mera Pyaar dil mai basaye rakhna.. Wakt ko koi bandh nahi sakta par is Pyaar ko palko me sayaye rakhana ****************************************** ANU...
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10th October 2008, 11:12 AM
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u follow these rules Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks. To be as rich as his child believes. To have as many women as his wife suspects i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up! |
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10th October 2008, 07:01 PM
kadardan,meharban
dekhe mere SMS ka kamaal.. ghanti baji, BANDAR ne fon uthaya SMS padha. ab ye BANDAR sms FORWARD kar k hosyari karega!! i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up! |
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11th October 2008, 01:47 AM
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Son : Bcom of absence Mom : U wer absen that day ? Son : No but the kid who sits next to me was .  ******************************************* Mujse Itana rista banaye rakhna Mera Pyaar dil mai basaye rakhna.. Wakt ko koi bandh nahi sakta par is Pyaar ko palko me sayaye rakhana ****************************************** ANU...
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11th October 2008, 06:34 PM
rly nice signature anshika
 how do u define a true music lover? A man,wen he hears a women singing in d bathroom,puts his ear 2 d key-hole instead of his eyes! i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up! |
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(#248)
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14th October 2008, 02:39 PM
Wen i sms u
it doesnt mean u have 2 do d same... U can also send: Cash Fruits Pepsi Pizza Noodles Chocolates So START 2day!! i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up! |
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16th October 2008, 10:19 AM
Only once in ur LIFE Will U get d RIGHT PERSON 2 whom
U'll Get MARRIED...So till then..Keep njoying wid the...WRONG 1's!! i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up! |
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23rd October 2008, 08:37 AM
Tum jaha bhi jaoge
bahot aage badhoge.. kyuki jidhar bhi jaoge log tumse kahenge "a-be chal! aage ja" i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up! |
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(#251)
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28th October 2008, 03:41 AM
The moon said to me - If your friend is not calling u, why do not u leave your friend ? I looked back to the moon and said - . . Ae tu apna kaam karr .. ?!!!! ******************************************* Mujse Itana rista banaye rakhna Mera Pyaar dil mai basaye rakhna.. Wakt ko koi bandh nahi sakta par is Pyaar ko palko me sayaye rakhana ****************************************** ANU...
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28th October 2008, 03:43 AM
Years ago, People who sacrified their sleep, Family, food, laughter & joys of life.. Were called soldiers ! But, now they are called.. " Shareholders ".******************************************* Mujse Itana rista banaye rakhna Mera Pyaar dil mai basaye rakhna.. Wakt ko koi bandh nahi sakta par is Pyaar ko palko me sayaye rakhana ****************************************** ANU...
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30th October 2008, 08:31 PM
Another MOON?
Possible. Another SUN? Possible. Another SKY? Possible? Another Friend like U? IMPOSSIBLE.. Coz.. God cant make same MISTAKE twice.. i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up! |
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31st October 2008, 04:06 AM
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Whenever u have to make a decision, Listen to your heart then your head & Then finally Do... What your WIFE tells u to do.. ******************************************* Mujse Itana rista banaye rakhna Mera Pyaar dil mai basaye rakhna.. Wakt ko koi bandh nahi sakta par is Pyaar ko palko me sayaye rakhana ****************************************** ANU...
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4th November 2008, 12:39 PM
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On 1st nite husband said 2 his wife "Luk darling b4 marriage i had affairs wid 10 girls". Wife replied;"Kundli mili hai humari to gunn to milenge hi!" i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up! |
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12th November 2008, 03:13 PM
If you sneeze once,Think I'm remembering you.
If you sneeze twice, Think I want to Meet you. If you sneeze thrice, Think I'm Missing You. 4th Time, Fool Take A Tablet ! i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up! |
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13th November 2008, 03:15 PM
Soniya, Laaloo , Rabri , Jaya , Maya & Mamta were sailing in the same boat.If the boat sinks who will survive? Guess?
? ? ? ? India i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up! |
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16th November 2008, 03:12 PM
2 golden rules of life...
1st:ASTHA is always rite. 2nd:If u think i m wrong,slap urself & c d 1st rule! i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up! |
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19th November 2008, 06:15 PM
A Chinese couple was about to have their first baby.
When the baby was born, eyes were wide and big, her hair curly and skin dark brown - all quite unlike Chinese. So the father named the baby 'Sum Ting Rong'! i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up! |
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(#260)
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19th November 2008, 07:01 PM
Ek macchar ek takle ke sar par ja baita...
Dusra macchar bola:- Waha kya ghar dunda hai.. Pehla macchar bola:- Ghar kaha re abi to sirf PLOT karida hai AankheN khuleeN to jaag uTheeN hasrateN tamaam Uss ko bhi kho diyaa jissay paya thaa khwaab mein
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(#261)
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19th November 2008, 07:03 PM
Baith kar unki julfon k saye me,
swarg jaisa anand aaya, kambakhat uske baap ne dekh liya, shaam ko hospital me hi hosh aaya AankheN khuleeN to jaag uTheeN hasrateN tamaam Uss ko bhi kho diyaa jissay paya thaa khwaab mein
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24th November 2008, 11:03 AM
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Hey gud morn..Happy Holi 2 u & ur family celebrate wid crackers & diyas..& get drunk! jus like i m rite now..Merry Christmas once again!i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up! |
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25th November 2008, 02:53 PM
Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir. Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho. . AankheN khuleeN to jaag uTheeN hasrateN tamaam Uss ko bhi kho diyaa jissay paya thaa khwaab mein
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25th November 2008, 02:54 PM
Ek baar ek aadmi ne badi tapasya ki.
shivji khush . Prakat hue ... bole ... . puttar maang ... maang kya chahiye tujhey ! bakth utha ... bole shivji ... mujhey to aap sirf ek guitar de do ! shivji bole kaisa gadha hai ? unhone kaha ... puttar ... tuney badi achchi tapsya ki hai ... kuch bada maang ! . . wo fir bola ... nahi ji ..mujhey to aap guitar hi do shivji ne phir samajhaya .. abey .. kuch dhang ka maang ... ! par wo to ada hi hua tha ... bola nahi ... aap to mujhey guitar hi do ! shivji usey bade pyaar se khopch me lekar samjhane lage ! ... bole ..yaar tu kuch aur maang .. guitar na maang ... wo bola ... nahi nahi nahi !! mujhey sirf guitar hi chahiye ... ab shivji gussey main aa gaye ... boley ,(scroll down) . . . . . saale .. agar guitar mere paas hota to main ye damaru kyo bajata AankheN khuleeN to jaag uTheeN hasrateN tamaam Uss ko bhi kho diyaa jissay paya thaa khwaab mein
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25th November 2008, 02:57 PM
RAM NE DHANUS TODA SEETA DAOD KAR AAI KRISHANA NE BANSRI BAJAI AUR RADHA BHAGI CHALI AAI AUR HUMNE SIRF SHEETI BAZAI AUR VO LADKI BHAG JE APNE BAAP KO LE AAI
AankheN khuleeN to jaag uTheeN hasrateN tamaam Uss ko bhi kho diyaa jissay paya thaa khwaab mein
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4th December 2008, 05:02 PM
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God saw ME hungry, he created Domino's pizza.. He saw ME thirsty, he created Pepsi.. He saw ME in dark, he created light.. He saw ME without problems, he created YOU ! i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up! |
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3rd January 2009, 02:48 PM
How amazing!! - A mother makes her son "INTELLIGENT" in 20 years, but a girl makes him "STUPID" in 2 mins.
i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up! |
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27th January 2009, 10:20 AM
i want to share every thing with u
your joys your sadness your happy moments every single second of the day lets start with your BANK ACCOUNT i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up! |
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very nice |
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very nice -
6th February 2009, 03:37 PM
this sms is very nice I read and i am very impress
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hello -
7th February 2009, 12:49 PM
tum bahut hi comedian ho mein bhi bahut accha comedian hoon
can u give me u r mail id to share funny sms from ved (aakhir kab tak) aawaj hindustaan ki HAR SAKSH KE DIL ME EK AAG HAI MAGAR KOI DEKHTA NAHI HAI HAR KOI KAR SAKTA HAI FATAH IS DUNIYA ME MAGAR KOI RAH DIKHA NE WALA MILTA NAHI HAI FROM AAKHIR KAB TAk (VED) AAO OR KUCH KAR DIKHAO MAIL ME ved_00331@YAHOO.CO.IN |
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9th February 2009, 07:21 PM
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i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up! |
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9th February 2009, 07:23 PM
when i call u
1 ring means i'm thinking of u 2 ring means i like u 3 means i miss u 4 means .........pick d phone idiot i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up! |
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24th February 2009, 03:44 PM
koi b cream lagaane se kuch nahi hota ..
sundar banna hai to khoob rutho.. kyu ki .. koi haseena jab ruth jaati hai to aur b haseen ho jaati hai :P i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up! |
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24th February 2009, 03:50 PM
our beloved Santa @ his best again.
In an aptitude test he was askd.. River kaveri is in which state?? Santa's ans. : Liquid state i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up! |
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22nd May 2009, 11:37 AM
1970's mom 2 her son- 'beta apne religion ki ladki se hi shaadi karna'
1980 - 'apne caste ki' 1990 - 'apne level ki' 2000 - 'apne desh ki' 2009 - 'koi b ho par ladki se hi karna' :P i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up! |
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11th January 2010, 11:46 AM
ek admi kabar par betha tha,
musafir ne pucha dar nahin lagta??? admi:darne ki kya bat hai???ander garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa gaya. |
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13th June 2010, 11:10 AM
master jee:
kal School kyuun nahin aaye the? student: kutte ne kaaT liaa thaa master jee: kutte ke kaaTne ka ghaanv to nahin dikhaai de rahaa student: master jee!! kutte ke daant nahin the |
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17th January 2011, 01:43 PM
bahut khoob bahut badhia keep sharing very nice jokes
  Quality is not an act,it is a habit.
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