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: : Chemistry of Love : : - 10th January 2005, 11:24 PM

Chemistry of Love

[ All about love and its properties. ]



SYMBOL : ILU

ATOMIC NUMBER : 2

ATOMIC WEIGHT : Varies from Couple To couple

POSITION ON PERIODIC TABLE : Close To The Heart


OCCURRENCE : Occurs In highly Reactive State , Colleges Compounds ,Cinema, Halls, Parks and Bus stops!


METHOD OF PREPARATION :

a) : by the action of beauty upon heart. An Exothermic reaction resulting in the higher rate of blood circulation and Faster heart beat!


b) : by the combination of two complex compounds. commonly known as a Boy and a Girl!
CATALYST USED : Friends, Cousins, Movies, Restaurants and a highly active imagination!

REDUCING AGENTS : Parents, Teachers, Neighbors and Society!

GIRL + PARENTS ---> EXPLOSION + LOSS OF SALINE WATER FROM TEAR GLANDS

BOY + REDUCING AGENT ---> REBELLIONS



PHYSICAL PROPERTIES :

a) : Gas at human temperature


b) : COLOR : Varying shades of Pink

c) : ODOR : Strong enough to sweep one off one's feet




CHEMICAL PROPERTIES :
a) : ACTION ON SCIENTISTS : LOVE + SCIENTIST ---> PHILOSOPHER

b) : ACTION ON TEENAGERS : LOVE + TEENAGER ---> POET

c) : REACTS VIGOROUSLY WITH SUPPRESSION

d) : CANNOT BE DISSOCIATED BY USE OF "SOLID" AND "BEAT" ENERGY


USES :

a) : HELPS IN FOOD ECONOMY : As One Is In LOVE ..forgets to EAT and DRINK!
b) : SMALL AND SUBTLE DOSAGE IS NECESSARY : As It Is Go0d For BODY and MIND

c) : RAW MATERIAL FOR MOVIE THEME

d) : NON-CONVENTIONAL SOURCE OF ENERGY


INFERENCE : THROUGH "CHEMISTRY" I TRIED TO DEFINE LOVE , IT STILL REMAINS UNDEFINED!

...to bring smile on our face.........


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Listen to your mind...but follow your heart.
"Anyone who believes sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain."
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10th January 2005, 11:39 PM

Bhaiya Yogesh,

Lagta hai tumne to pyaar mein Phd karne ki than li hai.

Arre bhai chemistry, biology, physics, maths aur kuch bacha hai kya.

woh shaan ka gaana hai na Loveology lagta hai tum to uski university mein top karoge.

Vaise Padte hi rahoge ya kabhi apni Chemistry ko use karne ka bhi irada hai. Vaise pyaa mein kya karte hain uska to pata nahi magar kya nahi kartein hain yeh humse sikh lena.

Acha likha hai.

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Thanks - 27th January 2005, 11:47 PM

Thanks Rohin,abhishek,Feelit.....

hope u enjoyed the Chemistry lecture....
Im not the writter of this chemistry book....


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hi - 10th August 2005, 10:56 AM

thanx for ur lecture Yogesh ji
I think ye new generatiomn ke liye accha hai
keep it up

take care
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