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Talking Computer sher - 26th November 2007, 01:01 PM

*>Roz subha hum karte hai itne pyar se unhe good morning...
woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain jaise zero ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS...


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Wink Computer sher - 26th November 2007, 01:03 PM

*>Jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai
Woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey

Ctrl+Alt+delete kar doonga...


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Cool sher pe sawa sher - 26th November 2007, 06:10 PM

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*>Jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai

Woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey

Ctrl+Alt+delete kar doonga...
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are o hume apne dil se delete karne walo............hume recyclebin me dharne walo

hum to fir v restore ho jayenge.........dil k hard drive me kahi to jagah payenge

hum to sirf tumpe hi marte hai ye baat aur hai k orkut v surf karte hai....

1 bar kisi aur computer se networking ho jane do
uske hdd na sahi RAM me hi jagah pane do fir tume keyboards ka shortcuts bataunga

shift+enter kar k recycle bin se v udaunga.....lol...


yE dUnIyaAn bAdI kHAdAb hAi..............


sABsE bHALi sHaRaaB HaI...................
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Question badiya he!!!!!! - 26th November 2007, 08:42 PM

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are o hume apne dil se delete karne walo............hume recyclebin me dharne walo

hum to fir v restore ho jayenge.........dil k hard drive me kahi to jagah payenge

hum to sirf tumpe hi marte hai ye baat aur hai k orkut v surf karte hai....

1 bar kisi aur computer se networking ho jane do
uske hdd na sahi RAM me hi jagah pane do fir tume keyboards ka shortcuts bataunga

shift+enter kar k recycle bin se v udaunga.....lol...
u r v smart!!!!!!!!


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Talking he he he he - 27th November 2007, 11:48 AM

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u r v smart!!!!!!!!


thanx...............


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jhelo - 27th November 2007, 11:58 AM

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u r v smart!!!!!!!!

tareef me v question mark laga diya

hume apne najro me gira diya

hum to aaye the aapke khubsoorti ki tariif karne magar aapne mera dil tod diya

is liye humne v ese ghatiya sher chhod diya.............jhelo


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27th November 2007, 10:14 PM

kya baat hai kya baat hai..........sab key shayri itni achi.........saari k saari funny hai..........chalo ek hum bhi kar dete hain........

twinkle twinkle little star,
u shuld know what u r,
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Love hi romy - 27th November 2007, 10:34 PM

kya baat hai romy tum to bahut hi achha likhte ho bas aise hi likhte rahena aur hum aapko padhte rahenge ok
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28th November 2007, 11:03 AM

So smart sania.carry on .
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Smile hay - 28th November 2007, 11:15 AM

Itna khoobsurat kaise muskura lete ho..
itna qaatil kaise sharmaa lete ho
kitni aassani se jaan le lo lete ho..
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Mom to Daughter:
Boyfriend Jab Haath Lagaye to Bolna "DON'T"

Or jab kiss karne lagay to bolna "STOP"

2nd Day:

Daughter to Mom:

Mom usne Dono Kaam aik Saath Kiye,

to Miane Bola

"DON'T STOP"
   
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30th November 2007, 10:15 PM

yeh ek joke hai.....

ek baar teen dost ek island pe gum jattey hain.......thori dear baad unhe chalte chalte ek jadu key charhi milti hai.........to ve bolti hai k teen wishes maang lo.........pehla kehta hai k mein apne ghar jana chahta hoon apni family k paas.........to vo jado key charhi ussey ghar pauncha detti hai.......phir dusrey key baari atti hai.........to vo bolta hai k meri koi family nahi hai.....mera business hai aur vo apne office mein pauhanch jatta hai.........to akhir mein tesrey key baari atti hai..........to vo bolta hai k na meri koi family hai aur nahi koi business mere to bas vo dost they.........aur mein chaahta hoon k mere dost mere paas vapis a jaye..........aur thori daer baad usk dost vapis a jattey hai.........

to yeh tha mera joke...........agar apko pasand ayyye to plz.........plz mujhe vapis likhna ta k mein aur jokez post kar sakoon.......thanx bye u guyz.......

~JOTY~


MERE MARNE KE BAAD DOSTO YUN ANSU NA BAHANA,
AGAR MERI YAAD AYE TO SIDHA UPPAR CHALE ANA.......

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Love hi joty - 30th November 2007, 10:42 PM

hi friend mujhe tumhara jokes bahut achha laga to aage bhi aise hi likhte rahena aapka dost krenil
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Talking Computer sher - 1st December 2007, 03:45 PM

*>Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!


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Cool Computer sher - 1st December 2007, 03:49 PM

*>Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya.


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Cool hey !! !! - 1st December 2007, 03:59 PM

Two Sardarjis were looking lost on a railway platform at Delhi. One of them stopped the ticket-checker
passing by and asked,"Can I take this train to Ludhiana?"
The TT replied," No."
The other Sardarji,"Can I?"


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[IMG]file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Administrator/Desktop/New%20Folder/Funny%20Jokes%20-%20stories,%20poems%20and%20quotes,%20jokes%20data base,%20random%20jokes_files/face.gif[/IMG]
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wife husband say.. tum mujh say kitni muhabbat kertay ho?
husband... bohat ziada
wife....ager main mer gay to tum roo gay?
husband...... haan roon gaa
wife.... acha phir ro k dikhaao
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*>Roz subha hum karte hai itne pyar se unhe good morning...
woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain jaise zero ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS...
   
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Gadha jo khaye wo Ghass ho tum,Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum,Idiot stupid bakwass ho tum, Per jo bhi ho yaar, Dost jhakass ho tum...
   
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Love intzaar - 1st December 2007, 04:33 PM

Kya kar rahe ho? busy ho? kitne buzy ho? thode ho? ke bohat ho? ager thoda ho tu SMS kyo nahi karte ho? aur ager zyada ho to, SMS kyo padh rahe ho??:!
   
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sham hote hi dil bada udaas hota hai ,isliye will u be my frmd
   
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Smile 12th December 2007, 09:44 PM

Two sardarjis, students of IIT were talking about the feats of American astronauts. "If the Americans can go
to the moon, we can do better... someday we will go to the sun!", said one of them.
"But we'll melt even if we come close to several million miles from the sun!", the other said in a concerned
voice.
The first student replied,"Yeah, but we'll go in the night!"


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Cheating...
How Does a Sardar Cheat the Railways??
He buys the ticket but doesn't travel !!!!!!!!


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Talking sardarji & bengali - 12th December 2007, 09:58 PM

--Sardarji & Bengali

One day a Sardarji talking with his friend.......
Sardarji: We have to learn Bengali language within 6 months or
we will not be Able to communicate with my child.
Friend: Is it! Why?
Sardarji: We have adopted a bengali child and it will start
to speak after 6 months.


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--BANTA SINGH - BEST OF ALL
Friend: What are you looking at?
Banta Singh: I know your Password, hee, hee.
Friend: all right, what is my Password if you saw it?
Banta Singh: four asterisks!


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Banta Singh: (crying) the doctor called, my mother is dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend.
After 2 minutes Banta Singh cries even louder
Friend: what now?
Banta Singh: my sister just called, her mother died too!


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Banta Singh: (crying) the doctor called, my mother is dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend.
After 2 minutes Banta Singh cries even louder
Friend: what now?
Banta Singh: my sister just called, her mother died too!

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thnx a lot krenillllllll ...... u r realy my sweet frnd........
thnx thnx
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Post These are some of the application and leave letters - 27th December 2007, 03:33 PM

These are some of the application and leave letters
written by various personnel :-



1. A candidate's application :
"This has reference to your advertisement
calling for a 'typist and an accountant - Male or Female'... As I am
both for the past several years and I can handle both, I am
applying for the post."

2. An employee applied for leave as follows :
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife.
please sanction me one week leave"...

3. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows :
"Since I have to go to the cremation ground and I may not
return, please grant me half day casual leave"

4. A friend of mine had written a leave letter to the
headmaster :
"As I am studying in this school i am suffering from
head-ache. I request you to leave me today"

5. A family friend of our's told an incident of his
friend's letter :
"I am suffering from fever, please declare
holiday to the school"

6. Another leave letter written to the headmaster :
As my headache
is paining, please grant me leave for the day.

7. Another leave letter written to Administration
dept :
As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible
for it, please grant me 10 days leave.


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Mujse Itana rista banaye rakhna
Mera Pyaar dil mai basaye rakhna..
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Arz hai,
mohabbat ke naam pe saza hamne payi hai,
gor farmiye..
ki mohabbat ke naam pe saza hamne payi hai,
baki sher baad me abhi joro ki shu shu aayi hai.......


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These are some of the application and leave letters
written by various personnel :-


1. A candidate's application :
"This has reference to your advertisement
calling for a 'typist and an accountant - Male or Female'... As I am
both for the past several years and I can handle both, I am
applying for the post."

2. An employee applied for leave as follows :
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife.
please sanction me one week leave"...

3. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows :
"Since I have to go to the cremation ground and I may not
return, please grant me half day casual leave"

4. A friend of mine had written a leave letter to the
headmaster :
"As I am studying in this school i am suffering from
head-ache. I request you to leave me today"

5. A family friend of our's told an incident of his
friend's letter :
"I am suffering from fever, please declare
holiday to the school"

6. Another leave letter written to the headmaster :
As my headache
is paining, please grant me leave for the day.

7. Another leave letter written to Administration
dept :
As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible
for it, please grant me 10 days leave.

wah anu kitna achha likhti ho bahut hi maza aaya mujhe thanx for sharing here bas aage bhi aise hi share karte rahena


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30th December 2007, 04:15 PM

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These are some of the application and leave letters
written by various personnel :-



1. A candidate's application :
"This has reference to your advertisement
calling for a 'typist and an accountant - Male or Female'... As I am
both for the past several years and I can handle both, I am
applying for the post."

2. An employee applied for leave as follows :
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife.
please sanction me one week leave"...

3. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows :
"Since I have to go to the cremation ground and I may not
return, please grant me half day casual leave"

4. A friend of mine had written a leave letter to the
headmaster :
"As I am studying in this school i am suffering from
head-ache. I request you to leave me today"

5. A family friend of our's told an incident of his
friend's letter :
"I am suffering from fever, please declare
holiday to the school"

6. Another leave letter written to the headmaster :
As my headache
is paining, please grant me leave for the day.

7. Another leave letter written to Administration
dept :
As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible
for it, please grant me 10 days leave.


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THANK YOU KRENIL AND ASTHA...

AND BE LATED HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ASTHA....

AND THANKS A LOT AGAIN BYE


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sardar prapose a girl
girl said i am 1 year elder to you
sardar said oye no problem soniye
i will marry u next year

when i was born devil said
oh no another god
and when u were born
devil said oh competition
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sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte
par bar bar idhar udhar chalte the
wo kya soch rahe honge..............think...........
"sala ye piano bajta kyu nahi"
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A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?
sardar: it was ok but i couldn't answer past tense of THINK
i thought thought and finally i wrote "THUNK"
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10th January 2008, 12:12 PM

Quote:
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sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte
par bar bar idhar udhar chalte the
wo kya soch rahe honge..............think...........
"sala ye piano bajta kyu nahi"
hey krenil kya badiya jokes likhe he
ek se bad kar ek he
v nice
i like ur all jokes v much
keep it on


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sardar prapose a girl
girl said i am 1 year elder to you
sardar said oye no problem soniye
i will marry u next year

when i was born devil said
oh no another god
and when u were born
devil said oh competition
v nice joke.. ha ha


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KANJOOSI ki mahadasha mandra rahi hai.
Turant mujhe sms bhej k grah shaant kariye!


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