Mere collections se dosto - 52

[ajay nidaan]

If electronic engineers make hindi films
the names will be like this...
Current ho na ho
Jaanam supply karo
circuit wale indicator le jayenge
kabhi ac kabhi dc
hamara IC aap ke paas hai
Fuse lagaya to darna kya
capacitor No 1
Ham signal de chuke sanam
Fuse to udna hi tha
My name is newton
teen conductors
ajab current ka gajab voltage
rehna hai tere circuit me.
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Santa pravachan sun ke ghar aaya
or wife ko godh me utha liya
wife - kya guruji ne romance karne ko kaha hai
santa - nahi re pagli, kaha apne dukh khud uthao.
---
Petrol ke rate badhne ke baad
santa bike leke petrol pump gaya.
salesman- kitne ka daalu ?
santa - 10Rs ka bike ke upar spray
kar de aag lagani hai.
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Techr- santa ek story sunao with moral ..
santa - maine usko phone kiya vo so rahi thi
Phir usne mujhe phone kiya mai so raha tha.
Moral - Jaisi karni vaisi bharni.
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Bhakt - swami ji aisi patni ko kya kahenge jo
gori ho
lambi ho
beutiful ho
intelligent ho
badiya look ho
pati ko samjhe
or
kabhi jhagda na kare
swami - mann ka waham.
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Kanuso ka mela laga hai haridwar me
prasad me recharge cupan diya jayega
kisi aur ko mat batana
ye message sirf selected kanjuso ko bheja ja raha hai.
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Santa chupke se narak se swarg me ghusa
Frishto ne pakdkar khub mara
mar khane ke bad wo utha, kpde jhade or
bola tumhari inhi harkato ke karan
ab koi swarg me nahi aata.
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Ek sardar tiranga lene gaya
usne dukandar se kuch kaha aur
dukandar sunkar behosh ho gaya
kya kaha hoga ?
.
.
isme aur color dikho na.
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Haj ja rahe molviyo ke group me se ek ne
kaha jab raste me ladki nazar aaye to
Tauba karna.
Kafi der baad ek ne kaha Tauba-Tauba!
Baki bole "kidhar-kidhar!.
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Geeta me bhagwan shri krishna ne kaha tha
Kalyug me ek karmyogi dost hoga jo
msg pe msg karte jayenga.
Or
dusra
Papi kewal padh kar muskrayega.
hans PAPI hans.
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Premi apni premika ki zulfon me aisa khoya...
ki
behosh ho gaya.
jab hosh aaya to romantic hokar pucha
jaan
nahati kyon nahi ho ?.
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Sardar rishtey ke liye photo khichwa raha tha.
pichhne gadha bhi tasveer me aa gaya.
sardar - ne ye likh ke photo bheji
mai right side me hun confuse mat hona.