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1st May 2007, 07:22 PM
manii didi maine kahaaN jhooth bolaa aur meraa jhooth safed kahaaN hai pure sach hai
 ek pure sach mere naam ka bhi meaning yehi hota hai pure to maiN apne naam ke hisaab se hi jawaaB duNgaa naa aur maiN itnaa bhayaanak rotaa huN waaH pataa nahiiN thaa aaj tak mujHe acHaa huaa aapne bataa diyaa aap sab ko bhagaane ke liye kaam aayeNgaa hahahaha |
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2nd May 2007, 10:37 AM
dhaval...mere pyarey pyarey chottu bhai...ab kaya kahu tumse...
 mujhe to sharam aa rahi hai... ki mera bhai...ek degree lene ki khatir aise baatey karega....main janti hoon na tumko....ki pura din tum tv dekhtey ho, gar tv band kiya to net par aa jatey ho, har serial ki story tumhey pata hai...aur kah mani ko rahe ho....yeh acchi baat nahi hai re mere bhai....kyu mujhe sharminda kar rahey ho.... dekho hum auratey bahut mahan hoti hai.n...tum logo ko to aurat ki pooja karni chahiye....par tum pooja to door ki baat...shaitaan jaisa kaam kar rahey ho...! aur tumne kaya kaha..  ki main mayank ji ko maska laga rahi hoon....aree unko maska lagane ki mujhe koi jaroorat nahi hai...woh to mere best friend hai...dekhna jab result aayega to vaise meri unse baat ho chuki hai...bas aaj-kal mein tumhey disqualify karne wale hai.n....aagey aagey dekho hota hai kaya mere bhai ek ganna main bhi sunao tumko....  Bholi surat dil ke khotey, naam bada aur darshan chottey.....  .....Sunita Thakur..... यह कह कर मेरा दुश्मन मुझे हँसते हुए छोड़ गया ....के तेरे अपने ही बहुत हैं तुझे रुलाने के लिए... 
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ayenda se jhoot bolne se pehle hazaaar baaar sochna mr. pure wesay kuch apney name ke meanings ka hi bharam rakh lete ch ch ch shaitaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnn ab to sunita ji ne bhi tumhey shaitaan maan liya apne ander se pash pash hoon main zaaat hai aetbaar e zaaat nahin ab to main khud bhi apne saath nahin |
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2nd May 2007, 01:22 PM
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hahaha tumhare roney se main nahi darroongi kionki ab to adat hogaye hai na albatta mayank ji ne sun liya na to bacha jo rahi sahi kasar hai na woh bhi puri ho jayegi...........haha samajh rahay ho na phir to is post per kiya forum per hi nazar nahi aaoge is liye apne us keeemti suriley roney ko logon ki nazar se bacha ker rakho ok na apne ander se pash pash hoon main zaaat hai aetbaar e zaaat nahin ab to main khud bhi apne saath nahin |
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3rd May 2007, 10:44 AM
namakskaaR mayank bhaiyaa :
aap deKh sakte haiN kii mujhe yahaaN se bhagaane waaloN ki taadaad kitnii baRii hai par fir bhii maiN yahaaN jawaaB de rahaa hooN binaa darre hahah abhi abhi ek aur khayaal zehen meiN aaYaa jis meiN sacchaaYii bhii haiab kuch laRkiYaaN isii W^ajH se jaldi se sports ke liye taiyaar nahiiN hotii kyuuNkii unko baRii fikR hotii hai apnii ki kahiN chot lag gaYii to haath pair meN moch aa gaYii to fir gaYe kaam se shaayad isi baat ka darr rehtaa hai unko ab is meiN to koii jHooth nahiiN sisiter , priya didi ,manii didi aur hamaari guj ki mausam didi yeH to bilkul sach hai merii t^arH************************************************** ****** sisiter: aapneY gaanaa baRaa achHaa gaaYaa naam bare aur darshan chHoteY waise kiske liye hai yeH gaanaa priya didi ke liye hi hainaa? manii didi: ab maine kaunsaa jhooth bolaa wo to maiN bhi kehtaa hooN ki jhooth ke paaNv nahiiN hote par sach ke to hote hai isii liYe chal ke yahaaN sab ke saamne aa gaYaa sach aur maiN to wiasaa hi hooN jaisaa meraa naam hai haha aur aapne kahaa maiN shaitaan huN haa yeH baat aapki sach haiab maine jo ooper sach liKhaa hai ummid kartaa hooN aapko koii aitraaz nahiiN hoNgaa haha duaoN ke saath ijaazaT shaitaan dhaval |
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3rd May 2007, 11:19 AM
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puuri knowledge rakhate ho laRkiyoN ke baare meiN... good good carry on..Quote:
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3rd May 2007, 12:00 PM
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waise mausam didi , priya didi . sister ,manii didi aur pooja we log itnse saare haiN fir bhi mujH akele se darr hai unhe pataa nahiiN kyuuN mujHe we disqualify karne ko keh rahe haiN |
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3rd May 2007, 12:02 PM
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jhooooooooooooot hai ok........haan mager jo kaha hai na ke lerkian chot se darti hain woh main kehne wali thi pehle phir is liye nahi kaha ke main derti hun to is ka matlab sab lerkian thorri derti hain to ye jawab bhi ghalat howa tumne sab ko kaha hai naapne ander se pash pash hoon main zaaat hai aetbaar e zaaat nahin ab to main khud bhi apne saath nahin |
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3rd May 2007, 12:10 PM
Games n sports me mehnat karni padti hai, aur sunlight paseena wagairah ka saamna karna padta hai, par, ladkiyaaN aisa nahi kar sakti haiN kyuNki unka make up kharaab ho jaayegaa....!
ya shayad isliye kyuNki unhe saas bahu ke break me wo dusri saas bahu wali serial dekhne lagti haiN aur isiliye unhe pata nahi ki sports wale hi aaj kal saare add karte haiN aur wo model ban jaate haiN, nahi to ladkiyaN aur model ban.ne ka chance chod deN...!!!!!! ya fir, ladkiyan isme v sochti hoN ki bf hi sponsor kar dega, practice ka kharcha de dega, par bhala koi ghaate ka sauda kyuN kare.................????????? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ http://alfaaz-e-taish.blogspot.in/ Ishq hota tha, ishq karte haiN, Vo zamana tha, ye zamana hai... ----Taish ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |
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3rd May 2007, 12:14 PM
mausam dd ne rules ke bare me kaha,
are dd rules har jagah follow hote to buraai nahi thi, ladkiyaaN fashion aur modelling me to rules samaj aur samajh ke virodh ke bare me nahi sochti par sports ke time me bhartiya nari wagairah, galat baat, seedhi baat ye hai, ladkiyaan darti haiN haar se, agar gurantee de do, ki tum nahi haarogi to saari ladkiyaN aa jaayeN, sab ko oppurtunity chaahiye, bas darti haiN, ki ladkoN ke barabar nahi aa paayeNgi...!!!!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ http://alfaaz-e-taish.blogspot.in/ Ishq hota tha, ishq karte haiN, Vo zamana tha, ye zamana hai... ----Taish ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |
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3rd May 2007, 12:21 PM
[QUOTE=Mayank;230837]oh oh! to phir aap us 10 % laRkiyoN meiN se haiN.. sahii hai lekin yeh taadaat baRhaane kii zaruurat hai.. aakhir 10% bohat kam hai na..
par aap ne sawaal ka jawaab to gul kar diya :mayank ji....jao main nahi baat karti aapse..  meri aapse kuti.. aree maine kitne sarre reply kiye hai.n aur aapne bas ek..first wala hi padda...very sad.. ...yeh koi baat nahi hue g, chalo ab jaldi se mere sarre reply pado....dekhna kahi dosti mushkil mein na pad jaye.. ....mujhe lag raha hai aap dhaval ki side le rahe ho.. kuch kuch gadbad lag rahi hai... ....dekho ladke ho, to ladkon ki side mat lena....verna.... .....Sunita Thakur..... यह कह कर मेरा दुश्मन मुझे हँसते हुए छोड़ गया ....के तेरे अपने ही बहुत हैं तुझे रुलाने के लिए...
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3rd May 2007, 12:28 PM
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oye hoye...main sadke java...tusi v aa gaye ho sanu preshaani den laye. my dear dear lucky...kisne kaha tumhey ki ladkiya haar se darti hai.n....aree aapne woh kahawat nahi suni....ki har kaamyaab mard ke peechey...ek samajdaar....hoshiar...aur bahadur aurat ka haath hota hai...eska kaya matlab hua, ki mard dartey hai.n...koi risk le hi nahi saktey....har baat par gabrakar...aurat ke pallu mein aa chiptey hai.n...to phir aurat hi unhey housla dekar taiaar karti hai...samjey... dekho jaha jitni b ladkiya hai kisi ko bhi saas bahu serial ki story nahi pata,,,par tum dono...dhaval aur lucky..baar baar saas bahu ka gungaan kar rahe ho...eska matlab aap dono khoob dekhtey hi aise serial aur badnaam ladkiyon ko kartey ho...huh .....Sunita Thakur..... यह कह कर मेरा दुश्मन मुझे हँसते हुए छोड़ गया ....के तेरे अपने ही बहुत हैं तुझे रुलाने के लिए...
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3rd May 2007, 12:29 PM
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chalo wese dhaval bhi khush hogaya hoga ke aik lerka to aya us ke sath ..........aur lerkion ko lerkon ke braber aney ka koi shoq nahi hai haan ....lerkian humesha tumse agay hi rehti hain char panch qadamapne ander se pash pash hoon main zaaat hai aetbaar e zaaat nahin ab to main khud bhi apne saath nahin |
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3rd May 2007, 12:31 PM
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3rd May 2007, 12:39 PM
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dd pehli baat aapne jo kaha wo thoda sa galat ho gaya hai, aapko kehna chaahiye tha, ki har kaamyaab mard ke peeche ek beemaar, bekaar, aur kamjor ladki ka haath hota hai, agar wo samajhdaar aur bahadur hoti to khud saamne aa ke uski help karti us field me, koi bahaadur peeche se kaam nahi karta, aur uske kamjor hone ke kaaran hi mard aage badhta jaata hai, us disadvantage ko khatm karne ke liye....! aur rahi baat pallu me chipne ka apne ladki ke paas jaao ladki ki pallu me chipne ki baat, to aaj kal kitni ladkiyaaN hi saari pehanti haiN jo pallu rahega wahaaN....! aur rahi saas bahu ki baat hum to kuch jaante nahi wo to sabne uski kahaani itni baar sunaai hai, ki thak gaye haiN, maine aaj tak nahi dekha par kahaaniyaN sun sun kar hi pak gaya huN, aur ladkiyoN ko agar kahaani yaad reh hi jaati aur yaadast itni hi ahchi rehti to wo aisi serials dekhna hi nahi chod detiN....! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ http://alfaaz-e-taish.blogspot.in/ Ishq hota tha, ishq karte haiN, Vo zamana tha, ye zamana hai... ----Taish ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |
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3rd May 2007, 12:42 PM
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mani ji, maiN apni hi jubaan bol raha huN isiliye fiqar not, aur rahi baat to aap bolti haiN ki ladkiyaaN aage haiN sunita dd kehti haiN ki ladkiyaaN peeche haiN, ab maiN isse isi conclusion e pahuNcha huN, ki ladkiyaaN ladkoN ke chaaroN tarah mandraati rehti haiN..........! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ http://alfaaz-e-taish.blogspot.in/ Ishq hota tha, ishq karte haiN, Vo zamana tha, ye zamana hai... ----Taish ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |
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3rd May 2007, 01:20 PM
Thanks alot friends:
maiN aap sab ka Shukriyah adad karna chaahuNga jo aap ne ess sawaal ka jawaab dene ka koShiSh kiyaa.. haaN.. aur mere liye bohat mushkil ho raha hai kii maiN ess pahle sawaal ka marks kis ko duuN.. kyuN kii yahaaN to sabhii ustaad haiN.. [mausam]Dekho mayankjee......... Yeh dhaval dekho apko kya keh raha hain....keh raha hain sawaal hain kaisa ki usme socha jaye....dekha aapke sawaal ko unimportant kar diya..ab to aaap uske jawab ko surely disqualify kar dena.....[mausam] Mausam jee: Dhaval kahna chaah raha haii kii sawaal to bohat hii aasaan hai, lekin jawaab mushkil.. ab bataaiye ess baat par maiN kaise usay disqualify kar duuN??? [dhaval]laRkiyaaN shopping ki baRii shaukin hotii hai pooraa din shopping shopping ab uss meiN se time kahaaN mileNgaa bhaii inhe yeh log tab free hote haiN jab shopping mol ka time khatam hotaa hai warnaa close hone se pehle to nikalne kaa naam hi nahiiN lete yeH hahahahahab in sab meiN sport haha mazaak jaisi baat lageNgii unko kyuN sahi hainaa ?[dhaval] kya baat hai, lagta hai fultu knowledge hai... [dhaval]mayank bhaiyaa aapke sawaal kaa mere pass ek aur jawaaB hai jo abhii abhii dimaaGh meiN aaYaa aapko maloom hoNgaa ki aaj kal tv seriels kaa zamaanaa hai jahaaN deKHo wahaaN bas serial hi serial ..ab in sab ko baRaa craze rehtaa hai pooraa din tv.. tv.. tv kabhii yeh serial kabhi wo serial inkii serial khatam hi nahiiN hotii kabhii ab time kahaaN in sports ke liye waakehi meiN bahot busy hotii haiN yeH hahahaha[dhaval] Dhaval, kitne jawaab laaaoge.. ??? ek baar meiN hii puuri ram kahaani likh do na.... [sunita virender]mayank ji namaskaar es baar main jaha aapne bhai ki favour mein nahi aaye, kyuki es baar usne shareaam hum ladkiyon se panga liya hai....har baar ek be-tukka sa jawaab lekar aa jata hai...ab ho to aap bhi ladke... par aap uski tarah na-samaj nahi ho bahut hi jayada samajdaar ho.... maine sabke reply padey hain aur nalayak dhaval ke bhi...so main to yahi kahungi ki sabse phele mere chottu (Dhaval) ko es test se bahar kijiye....hehehe ab faisla aapke haath mein hai...yeh degree aap kisi bhi ladki ko de dijiye...[sunita virender] Sunita jee: kahiiN aap mujeh maska to nahiiN maar rahii haiN.. aur yeh to degree ka pehla sawaal hai abhii to 9 sawaal aur baaqi hai to degree to usay hii milegii jo sahii jawaab dega aur zeyaadah jawaab dega.. jis meiN dam hai le jaaye [mausam]Haan mayankjee..... aap dhaval ke answer ko disqualify hi kar do ...aur aap apni aisi post bhi daal do ke dhaval you are disqualified..phir use pata chalega ki itna bolne ka nateeja kya hota hain [mausam] chaliye aap kahti haiN to maiN Dhaval ke answer ko dis-qualify kar deta huuN.. post aur kabhii daal duNga.. [pooja]aur meri panjaabi kudi mein bhi bahot kaam karti hu.......subha 6 baje utthti hu, 7.20 pe school jaati hu fir 1 baje aati hu fir 1.45pm pe wapas jaati hu fir 4 pm pe wapas aati hu........dekho na bacchi ko kaha time milta hai khelne ka .......padhai ka itna bojh fir thhoda bahot mom ki bhi help karti hu kaam me puura din nikal gaya aise hi...............[pooja] oh! oh! really aap bohat kaam karti haiN aur koii aap kii madad bhii nahiiN karta.. atleast kisii koo to madad karna chaahiye.. 6 baje uThati haiN, itna mehnat karke aap taiyaar hoti haiN, nahaana, dhona, brush karna itne saare kaam koii madad nahiiN karta.. phir itne saare kaam ke baad bhaaribharkam school ka begs ko khud lekar jaana, haaye! koiii uThaane waala bhi nahiiN.. School meiN paRhna, Gappe maarna, khelna, kitne mehnat ke kaam haiN.. kisii ko bhi thaka degii... phir itne Thakne ke babzuud ghar aa kar khud apne haathoN se khaana.. phir bhaari bharkam begs le kar school jaana.. wahaaN itni mehnat se paRhna... phir 4 baje waapas aane... Kitna tight schdule hai, aur itne mehnat ke kaam... Phir mom ko aa kar help karna, mera matlab hai kii mom khaana banaati hai aur aap khaati ho to un ko help hi huaa na.. sahii kaha aap ne... phir khelna kudna us meiN bhiit omehnat hai aur phir sab se mehnat sona..... sahii kaha puura din aur puurii raat nikal gayee.. mujhe to lagta hai kii aap ko hii great working girl of the world ka khitaab de duuN [chaahat]Mayank Bhai.. Dekhiye. main aapke sawal ki division se sehmat nahi hu.. sirf 10% participate karti hain.. gar aisa hai to main unhi me se hun.. kyunki main apne School time me State level Badminton Champ thi... aur College me bhi.. National level par bhi kheli thi..[chaahat] yeh sawaal ka division mere nahiiN haiN, yeh aaNkade hi bataate haiN.. maiN ess meiN kya kar sakta huuN.. aap 10% meiN haiN, khushii kii baat hai....congrates [ghaayal_shayar]Games n sports me mehnat karni padti hai, aur sunlight paseena wagairah ka saamna karna padta hai, par, ladkiyaaN aisa nahi kar sakti haiN kyuNki unka make up kharaab ho jaayegaa....! ya shayad isliye kyuNki unhe saas bahu ke break me wo dusri saas bahu wali serial dekhne lagti haiN aur isiliye unhe pata nahi ki sports wale hi aaj kal saare add karte haiN aur wo model ban jaate haiN, nahi to ladkiyaN aur model ban.ne ka chance chod deN...!!![Ghayal_shayar] Kya laRkiyaaN waqaii aisii hotii haiN.. lagata hai aap kooo bhii laRkiyoN ke baare meiN fultu knowledge hai.. friends: ab marks(grace marks ) ess tarah haiN, Sunita Virender:5/10 Mausam: 5/10 dhavalrami4u: 5/10 koi to ho: 5/10 pooja4588:5/10 chaahat:5/10 Ghayal_shayar:5/10 Chaliye maiN aap ko sawaal ka jawaab bhii de deta huuN.. aur phir duusra sawaal le kar aata huuN... to mere sawaal thaa: 1) pareshaan karne kii degree sawaal no. 1. Qus:why indian girls are not taking interest in sports? less then 10% girls playing games like tennis, football, carrom, cricket etc... (hai na laakh take kaa sawaal?) Answer: BECAUSE, more then 90% Girls are playing with boys life as they have ultimate game, they wont take interest in sports like cricket, carrom, football , tennis etc etc..:hahahaha(laRkiyaaN plz. bura na maaniyegaa, yeh aap ke liye nahiiN hai yeh to baaqi ke 90% laRkiyoN ke liye hai, kyuN? ) ab milte haiN phir BREAK KE , BAAD |
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hahaha bohat tez ho tum matlab yahan bhi lerkion ko badnaam kiya na hmmmm lerkian nahi lerke mandlate hain lerkion ke aagay peeche samjhay na apne ander se pash pash hoon main zaaat hai aetbaar e zaaat nahin ab to main khud bhi apne saath nahin |
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3rd May 2007, 03:07 PM
Dekho MAYANKJEE yeh to galat baat hain.........aaap to moderator hain aur cheating bhi karte hain....aapne kaha ki main dhaval ke answer ko disqualify karta hoon..par baad mein post daal dunga aur apne usko 5 marks bhi diye........this is very bad......waise apne kaha girls plays with boys life...samething applies to guys also..taali do haath se bajti hain ..............waise appse yeh sab kehne se kya fayda...aapke saare answer dekhke khulleaam lagta hain ki aap dhaval ko support kar rahe hain......waise aap thread starter hain aur moderator bhi..dont you think you should stay neutral......zaroor sochiyega.............yeh aapne thik nahin kiya hain.....
Aur tum DHAVALtum firse ek aur answer leke aa gaye......tum na apna chota sa dimag kyun kisi acche kaam mein nahin lagate...bakwaas karne se accha hain utilize it in some constructive manner......... wah bacche khud hi miya mithhu...Mr pure...kehte ho apne aapko.....zara aaine mein jaake dekho sab kale dhabbe hain waise kya kaha tumne hume chot se darr lagta hain....aise tumhare muh ko volleyball samjh ke punch marungi to wapis nahin aoge(aata hain mujhe volleyball khelna....yeh tumhari information ke liye hain..nahin to tum kahoge didi ata hain kya khelna)..aur tumse darte nahin hum samjhe......tum jo nari logo ki burai kar rahe ho isliye disqualify karwana chahte hain......... Aur aap MAYANKJEE acche ladke aur moderator ki tarah yeh dhaval ko firs answer ke liye disqualify kar do warna accha nahin hoga....aapko moderator hone ki kasam.............. mausam Jaane kya samjhi main useN Faasla nazar aaya....Kuch kadmon ke saath se |
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hahahahha dhaval sun lia na bach ke rehna muasam ji se aur haan lerkion ke baarey main ilzaaam lagana band kerdo nahi to waqai volley ball hahahahaha apne ander se pash pash hoon main zaaat hai aetbaar e zaaat nahin ab to main khud bhi apne saath nahin |
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haye allaah mayan ki pranaam, aapne to bas ab kya kahu, dekhiye na mehanat to har kaam hoti hai, subha utthne se lekar raat ko sone tak ab dekhiye raat ko itni mushkil se khud ko sulati hu nind hi nahi aati usme mehanat ufff khudda, fir subha uthhne ka mood nahi hota, apko pata hai mob me 6 baje ki alarm lagati hu fir kahi jaake 6.16 pe uthhati hu jabardasti isme bhi mehanat chahiye na, ab ek baat apne galat kahi gappe marne wali aur bhari beg wali, ab ye italian students se kya to gappe lagau, sab duffer hindi kisiko nahi aatihahahaha.....aur beg, nananana beg bhari nahi hai mera sacchi me. school is mamle me bahot achhi hai.......hehehehe........waise sacchi kahu mein khane se pahale kaam bhi karti hu mom ki help karti hu kitchen me really itni bhi buri nahi hu mein........ ab apne itni tariff ki hi hai aur aap kahe hi rahe hain to great working girl of the world ka khitaab aap mujhe de hi dijiye..........mein ab kaise mana karu khud ki tariff khud to kar nahi sakti na ........hahahahaWAISE ladkiya chup hai tabbhi ladko ki itni himmat hoti hai bolne ki. aurte agar pichhe rahekar aage badhne ka moka deti hain to aage badhkar mardo ko pichhe chhod bhi sakti hai. lekin ladkiya kadam se kadam mila kar chalne me yakiin rakhti hain......kisiko pichhe nahi chhodna chahti, bhale khud ko kitni bhi takliff sahani pade....tv ke time tv dekhti hain aur kaam ke waqt kaam. agar sirf tv hi dekhti rahi na to aap ladke logo ko roz bahar khana khana pad jayega jaanb......isi liye ye to kahana hi galat hoga ki aorte sas bahu ke natak hi dekhti rahati hain grazie aapki dost pooja  ===========Deepika=========== Pyaar Hai Yaa sazaa ayi mere Dil bataa Toot'ta Kyu.N naHi.N Dard Kaa Silsilaa
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3rd May 2007, 10:00 PM
mayank bhaiyaa namaskaaR:
aapkaa jawaaB paRH ke mujHe bahot haNSii aaYii kyaa jawaaB hai aapkaa!! maan gaYeab mujhe ummid to ziyadaaH marks kii thi par koYii baat nahiN 5 marks bhi achHe hai achHii shuruaaT hai aage kosiSh karuNgaa kii aage isse bhi achHe marks laauN shuKriyaaH mausam didi namakskaaR: kem chHo??? hahahdidi maiN to pehle hi kehtaa hooN kii jaisaa meraa naam hai waisaa hi maiN huN..ab aapko yakeeN nahiiN ho rahaa to maiN kyaa karuN aap hi kaheN .aur didi maiN kahaaN buraaYii kar rahaa tha kuch laRkiYaaN darr jaati hai ki kahiN chot naa lag jaaYeN isii w^ajH se nahiiN kheltii ab aap ees meiN nahiiN aatii isi liye aapko meraa jawaaB ghalaT lag gaYaa..aur mera dimaaGh chHotaa hi sahii par soch kaisii hai yeH to aapko pataa chal hi gaYaa .aur haaN aap ke kehne par maine aaiine meiN apnaa muh deKhaa dhabbe nahiiN the hahahamanii didi adaab: wo serial ka kyaa huaa kyuNkii ki nahiiN kahaani ghar ghar kii serial kii baat kar rahaa huN hahahaha bataayiYeNgaa Z^aroor ab deKhtaa to huN nahiiN maiN aapse sun letaa huN kuch baar to pataa chal jaata hai ki kyaa ho rahaa hai aaKhiirpooja: wow tumhe to khitaab bhi mil gaYaa wah! maine paRhaa ki tum mummy ko kitchen meiN help karvaati ho baRii achHii baat hai yeH to par na jaane kyuuN yeH baat sunke mujhe bahot haNSii aa rahii hai..ab haNs letaa hoN thoRaa |
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grazie aapki dost pooja ===========Deepika=========== Pyaar Hai Yaa sazaa ayi mere Dil bataa Toot'ta Kyu.N naHi.N Dard Kaa Silsilaa
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wesay ye kahani ghar ghar ki hai kiyaaaaaa? hahaha mujhey to maloom nahi agar tum bata sako to meri knowledge main kuch izafa ho jayega plzzzzz batana zaroor aur haan mujhey jab kabhi time milta hai na tv dekhney ka to tumharey jesey cartoons dekhti hoon samjhay shaitaaaaanapne ander se pash pash hoon main zaaat hai aetbaar e zaaat nahin ab to main khud bhi apne saath nahin |
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4th May 2007, 11:43 AM
[sunita virender]aur tumne kaya kaha.. ki main mayank ji ko maska laga rahi hoon....aree unko maska lagane ki mujhe koi jaroorat nahi hai...woh to mere best friend hai...dekhna jab result aayega to vaise meri unse baat ho chuki hai...bas aaj-kal mein tumhey disqualify karne wale hai.n....aagey aagey dekho hota hai kaya mere bhai[sunita virender]
Sunita jee, Shukriyah hame 'best friend' ke khitaab se nawaazne ke liye, waise ham apne aap ko ess laayaq sochate nahiiN haiN.... aur rahii baat disqualify kii to ans. disqualify hai aap ne dekha nahiiN.. haaN jo marks mile haiN woh to grace marks haiN. [sunita virender] har kaamyaab mard ke peechey...ek samajdaar....hoshiar...aur bahadur aurat ka haath hota hai...[sunita virender] what about the failure one?? [mausam]Dekho MAYANKJEE yeh to galat baat hain.........aaap to moderator hain aur cheating bhi karte hain....aapne kaha ki main dhaval ke answer ko disqualify karta hoon..par baad mein post daal dunga aur apne usko 5 marks bhi diye........this is very bad......waise apne kaha girls plays with boys life...samething applies to guys also..taali do haath se bajti hain ..............waise appse yeh sab kehne se kya fayda...aapke saare answer dekhke khulleaam lagta hain ki aap dhaval ko support kar rahe hain......waise aap thread starter hain aur moderator bhi..dont you think you should stay neutral......zaroor sochiyega.............yeh aapne thik nahin kiya hain..... Aur aap MAYANKJEE acche ladke aur moderator ki tarah yeh dhaval ko firs answer ke liye disqualify kar do warna accha nahin hoga....aapko moderator hone ki kasam.........[mausam] haaye! maiN ne kya cheating kiya! maiN ne Dhaval ke ans. ko disqualify kar diya, aur sabhi ko garce marks hii mile haiN na.. so.. Dhaval ko bhii mile.... ab ess meiN kya kar sakta huuN... haaN.. waise sahii kahaa hai aap ne bhii.. guys also played with boys life.. lekin bas thoRa sa percentage ka fark hai, 90% girls plays with boys life & about 10 % boys plays with girls life.. .aur yeh sawaal hii kuchh aisa thaa aur ess ka jawaab bhii, to aap koo yehi lag raha hai kii maiN LaRkoN ko support kar raha huuN, par aisa hai nahiiN, Khair. take care....[koi to ho]wah mayank ji hmmmm barra insaaf se kaam liya ke kahin larrayee na ho jaye to sab ko braber marks de diye hahaha aur aap ka jawab barra intresting laga is pe to hum ne ghaur hi nahi kiya tha ........kia karain ye baat to lerkon ko hi pata ho sakti hai na hahahaha[koi to ho] Thank u Mani jee: sawaal aur jawaab dono pasand karne ke liye.. aur aap ne sahii farmaaya hai , jis par bitti hai na wohi jaan,ta hai,Obviously yeh baat laRkoN ke hii jaaneNge.. [pooja]WAISE ladkiya chup hai tabbhi ladko ki itni himmat hoti hai bolne ki. aurte agar pichhe rahekar aage badhne ka moka deti hain to aage badhkar mardo ko pichhe chhod bhi sakti hai. lekin ladkiya kadam se kadam mila kar chalne me yakiin rakhti hain......kisiko pichhe nahi chhodna chahti, bhale khud ko kitni bhi takliff sahani pade....tv ke time tv dekhti hain aur kaam ke waqt kaam. agar sirf tv hi dekhti rahi na to aap ladke logo ko roz bahar khana khana pad jayega jaanb......isi liye ye to kahana hi galat hoga ki aorte sas bahu ke natak hi dekhti rahati hain [pooja] maiN ne aap ka naam recommend kar diya hai, aap bas jaa kar award le aaiye... aur LaRkiyaaN waqaii mahaan hoti hai, unhe sat sat pranaam(duur se hii)..[dhava]mayank bhaiyaa namaskaaR: aapkaa jawaaB paRH ke mujHe bahot haNSii aaYii kyaa jawaaB hai aapkaa!! maan gaYe[dhaval] haaN, wahii to sab se khaas jo reason tha us par to kisii ka dhyaan hii nahiiN gaya... Thanks |
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4th May 2007, 12:39 PM
yeh bhala kya baat hui mayankjee....disqualify bhi kiya aur grace bhi diya.hmmmmmmmm waise yeh aapki baat galat hain ki only 10%play wih girls life...99%theek hota...khair apke agle Q ka intezaar rahega
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4th May 2007, 07:03 PM
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Duusra sawaal le kar haazir huuN... Pareshaan karne kii degree, sawaal No. 2 ess baar sawaal ek paheli hai... dostoN, aap ko yeh bataana hai kii... yeh kya cheez hai? jo banaata hai woh bechata hai, jo kharidta hai woh usay khud istemaal nahiiN karta aur jo istemaal karta hai usay pata bhii nahiiN chalta kii woh usay istemaal kar raha hai.... hai na ek dum aasaan sa sawaal???-Mayank |
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hmmmm,
after reading ur question n giving a long thought, maiN is nateeze pe pahuNcha huN, ki wo cheez hai MAYANK bhaiya ka DIMAAG, jise bhagvaan ne banay aur becha, maine khareeda aur istemaal karne ke liye bhai sahab ki khopdi me fit kar diya, wo iska istemaal v kar lete haiN par unhe pata nahi chalta, kyuN tha na ekdum xact jawaab, bhaiya...??? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ http://alfaaz-e-taish.blogspot.in/ Ishq hota tha, ishq karte haiN, Vo zamana tha, ye zamana hai... ----Taish ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |
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4th May 2007, 09:18 PM
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ya allah itna mushkil mayank ji mujhay to pahelion se bohat chirrr hai ab sochna parrega bohat is ke liye chalain ji jab kuch samajh aya to phir hazir hoti hunapne ander se pash pash hoon main zaaat hai aetbaar e zaaat nahin ab to main khud bhi apne saath nahin |
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5th May 2007, 10:52 AM
wah mayankjee kitna asal sawaal kiya hain apne
lagta hain yeh award aaphi ko milega..jo hume aise pareshanwale sawaal puchte hain... mera jawab hain"coffin" ab aap kahenge explain kaise to..coffin bananewale coffin bechte hain......jiske ghar mein maut hoti hain hain woh coffin kharidta hain par khud istermal nahin karta..aur jo istemal karta hain woh to bichara mar gaya hota hain.........hain na bhayankar sa asaan jawab Hope apko mera jawab sunke khusgii hui...... mausam Jaane kya samjhi main useN Faasla nazar aaya....Kuch kadmon ke saath se |
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5th May 2007, 03:15 PM
waise mere paas ek aur jawab hain bahut funny hain
likhte huve bhi badi hasi aa rahi hain mujhe.......shayad bacche ke "Diaper"woh aise ke diaper bananewali company banati hain aur bechati hain..............mummy kharidti hain aur uska baccha istemal karta hain(bichara 2 din ke bacche ko kaise pata chalega kya pehna hain)...hain na asaan jawab.......................kya kahiye mayankjee....aaapko bhi hasi aayi na chaliye jaldi apna jawab dijeye.................. mausam Jaane kya samjhi main useN Faasla nazar aaya....Kuch kadmon ke saath se |
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............mere khayal me...... ...chuuhe marne ki dava......jo banata hai, vo use bechta hai, jo kharidta hai, vo istemaan khud nahi karta, aur chuuha use khata hai lekin bechare ko ehsaas bhi nahi hota ki ye chuhe marne ki dava hai aur vo iska istemaal kar raha hai..... ......agar aisa hota to vo khata thhodi.aur fir MAYANK BHAIYA ke ghar ke chuhe kaise khatam hota ..........hai na hai na hai naaaaaa dekha i m vary smart na ........grazie aapki dost pooja ===========Deepika=========== Pyaar Hai Yaa sazaa ayi mere Dil bataa Toot'ta Kyu.N naHi.N Dard Kaa Silsilaa
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mayank ji ye hai taboot kiya khayaaal hai m i right or not apne ander se pash pash hoon main zaaat hai aetbaar e zaaat nahin ab to main khud bhi apne saath nahin |
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6th May 2007, 10:21 AM
yeh kya cheez hai?-----> woh cheeZ hai petrol
jo banaata hai woh bechata hai,----> baRii compny doosri company ko bechte haiN petrol jo kharidta hai woh usay khud istemaal nahiiN karta-->ab jo company waale use kharidte haiN wo khud use nahiiN karte apni company ke petrol pump ke Z^ariiYe vehicle meN jaata hai wo petrol aur jo istemaal karta hai usay pata bhii nahiiN chalta kii woh usay istemaal kar raha hai---> ab car , bike aur scooter[vehicles] ko kahaaN maloom hotaa hai ki we petrol use kar rahe haiN wo to hame hi pataa chaltaa hai jab hamaari jeb meiN se gaandhi ji ki photo waali hari hari paTtiyaaN [india waaloN ke liye keh raha hooN] nikalti hai ki itne ka petrol dalwaanaa hai agar nahiiN dalwaaYa to dhakke lagaane paReNgehainaa asaan se sawaal kaa asaan saa jawaaB mayank bhaiyaa aur mausam didi kya jawaaB diyaa hai aapne wo baccho ke diaper walaa hahaha |
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8th May 2007, 01:56 PM
baaqi contestants kahaaN gaye????
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ab jab aapko jawaab(taboo) mil hi chuka hai bhai jaan to agla sawaal v to laao, nahi to maiN aur jawaab dene laguNga pehle waale ki tarah...!!
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Friends,
Right answer is coffin, sawaal thaa.. yeh kya cheez hai? jo banaata hai woh bechata hai, jo kharidta hai woh usay khud istemaal nahiiN karta aur jo istemaal karta hai usay pata bhii nahiiN chalta kii woh usay istemaal kar raha hai.... hai na ek dum aasaan sa sawaal??? ess ke alaava baaki sabhii answers Ghalat haiN: jaise kii Diaper: aaj kal ke bachche bohat hoShiyaar hote haiN medam, unhe pata rehta hai kii woh kya use kar rahe haiN.... Chuhe maarne kii davaa: isay jo khariidta hai wihii use karta hai.. koii case bhii alag ho sakta hai... kyaa aap kahna chaahti haiN kii chuhe maarne kii davaa chuhe use karte haiN???? Petrol: kya petrol jo khariidta hai woh use nahiiN karta?? petrol ko bike meiN use karna ek tarah se khud istemaal karna hi hai... aap ka deemaagh: hahahah.. very funny lucky... (bhagwaan aap sa deemgh sab ko de) Marks: Sunita Virender:5/20 Mausam: 15/20 dhavalrami4u: 5/20 koi to ho: 15/20 pooja4588:5/20 chaahat:5/20 Ghayal_shayar:5/20 (LarkiyaaaN aage haiN yahaaN to... |
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10th May 2007, 07:11 PM
ab yeh sochiye kii mera agala sawaal kya hogaa?
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