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joke [ santa vs banta ] -
26th December 2006, 10:48 PM
santa : agar bata de k meri jholi me kya hai to sare ande tere,
agar bata de k kitne ande hai to 8 ke 8 tere. agar bata de k kiske to murgi bhi teri banta : yaar zara hint de  |
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26th December 2006, 11:30 PM
Very Funny!!! ~Priya "Dikha kar khawaab in aankhon ko, De gaye aansoon in mein Tum.. Kaise chalka doo yeh aansoon, In mein bhi To rehTe ho Tum.." ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Sirf Tanu Ki ChaahaT...... ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ |
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26th December 2006, 11:40 PM
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aapko pasaNd aaya achha laga mujhe bas yuhiN muskurate rahiyeN aapka shaitaaN bhai dhaval |
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what the hell |
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what the hell -
29th December 2006, 07:08 PM
what the hell this joke is
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29th December 2006, 10:23 PM
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Sorry Buddy |
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Sorry Buddy -
30th December 2006, 02:06 PM
Hey i m sorry yaar if my msg dishearted u.
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3rd January 2007, 10:19 AM
arre janab sorry kaisa dostoN me sorry nahi bolte
khus raheN |
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4th January 2007, 12:23 AM
nice joke dhaval
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5th January 2007, 03:50 PM
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5th January 2007, 06:23 PM
A person is Santa Singh wen he takes a ruler 2 bed 2 c how long he slept!
i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up! |
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5th January 2007, 06:43 PM
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thnx for readin astha |
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5th January 2007, 06:48 PM
A person is Santa Singh wen he gets locked in a Furniture Shop but sleeps on d floor!
i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up! |
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9th January 2007, 10:46 PM
hahahhaha |
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10th January 2007, 03:22 PM
Ek din santa dukan se KACHHE lene gaya.Santa 2 dukaandar:aa KACHHA kine da?
Dukandaar-ji 450 da. Santa-Yaar Party wear nahi Casual wear dikha!! i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up! |
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12th January 2007, 02:16 PM
Q.Why did Santa Singh take off his clothes while writing exams?
A. Coz it was written in the paper "Answer in brief" ! i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up! |
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12th January 2007, 10:02 PM
astha aapto sms msgs me mahir ho jee
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13th January 2007, 05:13 PM
sort of
SAnta orders masala dosa..eats only d masala,orders samosa..eats only d aaloo. Y? coz he is not well n doc. advised "bahar ki cheez mat khana!" i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up! |
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14th January 2007, 04:55 PM
U shud b sure d person is Santa Singh wen he thinks socialism means partying!
i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up! |
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15th January 2007, 05:05 PM
Santa-pa ji,tune bangla to bada badhiya banaya hai,lekin bathroom mein bath tub bahut chhota
hai. Banta  ye,tu fir se flush main naha aaya kya?i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up! |
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15th January 2007, 11:41 PM
too good thanx for sharing aastha
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16th January 2007, 01:04 PM
What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi. What's Oxford? Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi. i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up! |
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18th January 2007, 05:17 PM
Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.
Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan. i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up! |
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Tumhare liye -
18th January 2007, 05:28 PM
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18th January 2007, 06:00 PM
train me TC: kaha jana hai?
santa: jahaan ram ka janam hua tha waha TC: ticket lao santa: ticket to nahi hai TC: to fir chalo santa: kahan? TC: jahaan karishna ka janam hua tha waha |
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18th January 2007, 08:02 PM
Santa: I am a proud Sardar, my son is in medical college.
Banta: Really, what is he studying? Santa: He is not studying... They are studying him... i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up! |
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19th January 2007, 12:02 AM
SANTA: YAAR BANTA MUJHE CHASMA LE DO MUJHE DOOR KA DHIKAYI NAHI DETA HAI
BANTA BAHAAR LE JAATE HUE: WOH KYA HAI? SANTA: SURAJ BANTA:ABE AUR KITNA DOOR DEKHEGA .................................................. ........................... santa -I want to gift something to my girlfriend banta -give her a gold ring Santa-Nahi Kuch Badi cheez bata banta- MRF Ka Tyre De De. -------------------------------------------------- |
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19th January 2007, 07:40 PM
Santa selected a short girl 2 marry.
Y? Bcoz Guruji told him..Museebat jitni chhoti ho utna hi accha hai! i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up! |
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20th January 2007, 11:05 PM
Santa:What should we do? The water level has risen above the danger mark.
Banta:Raise the danger level mark up by a few meters. .................................................. ............................... One day Santa told Banta that Hindustan & Bharat are on war. Banta replied but we live in India .................................................. ................................. Once santa went to a doctor,because his memory was very bad. Santa:I dont remember anything sir.Not even my name. Doctor:Since when do u have this problem? Santa:What Problem? .................................................. ......................................... Santa:Marte vaqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye. Banta:Birla white cement Santa:Kyon? Banta:Kyonki is cement main jaan hai .................................................. ........................................... |
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22nd January 2007, 05:17 PM
Santa:My wife dont luv me.Does ur?
Banta:I donno she never mentioned ur name! i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up! |
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22nd January 2007, 09:15 PM
U shud b sure d person is Santa singh wen he sends a fax wid a postage stamps.
i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up! |
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23rd January 2007, 04:52 PM
Santa Singh: Will this bus take me to Punjab?
Driver: Which part? Santa Singh: All of me, of course! i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up! |
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24th January 2007, 12:35 AM
astha keep sharing msgs
maza aata gaya |
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24th January 2007, 01:40 PM
Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks 'Aap k paas color TV hai kya?
'Haan' replies shop owner. Santa Singh says 'Ek hara vala dena!' i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up! |
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26th January 2007, 05:41 PM
weeks after her wedding day,Jaspinder called her father.
'Daddy,' she wailed, 'Santa and I had a DREADFUL fight!' 'Calm down, my child,' said her father, 'it's not half as bad as you think. Every marriage has to have its first fight!' 'I know, I know!' said Jaspinder. 'But what am I going to do with the BODY?' i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up! |
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31st January 2007, 03:36 PM
Banta: When did George Washington die?
Santa: two days before his funeral. i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up! |
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3rd February 2007, 05:56 PM
Once santa entered a cybercafe to check his mails.It was crowded so he had to wait.As he waited he saw a man checking his mails.He stood behind him and watched.The man typed his password and was waiting when santa cried out "Yes yes I know your password.I can read your mails now.
"Surprised the man asked "Oh yeah, tell me what is it". santa replied " Five stars." |
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3rd February 2007, 09:14 PM
Banta: Tell me 5 FEROCIOUS animals u can think of..
Santa: 3 Lions & 2 Tigers. i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up! |
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6th February 2007, 12:07 AM
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7th February 2007, 11:40 AM
santa:meri bivi bhaag gayi.
Banta:tu uska khyal nahi rakhta hoga santa:arey yaar sagi behan ki tarah rakhta tha i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up! |
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22nd February 2007, 10:45 AM
santa's son :- dad there is some one at the door to collect donetion for a swimming pool ........?
santa :- give him a glass of water!! .................................................. ....................... santa:Tute hue Dil se pyar karogi,Ya Dil tutne tak pyar karogi... LADKI-Tuti hui chappal se maar khayega,ya chappal tutne tak maar khayega... |
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