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1st June 2007, 12:01 AM
 Dekho mere pyaare pyare bahanon aur dikra...........bonus wgerha iss baar bhi kisiko nahi milne wala......mayank bhaiya ki jeb se x'tra marks nikal wana thhoda tedha kaam hai..........mayank bhaiya aake kahenge ki....ye 10 nu. bhi mere khaate me jaate hain..........sab ka javaab galat.......pooja bacche tum idhar aao..........wah wah!! gudiya kya ans. diya ye tumhare bonus marksafter'all Pooja is gr88 and greatest naaaaa  ..........ye mani di kaha chhupi hain aaj...........o koi to ho yaaar kidhar ho?  main marks lejaa rahi hu haa........ ===========Deepika=========== Pyaar Hai Yaa sazaa ayi mere Dil bataa Toot'ta Kyu.N naHi.N Dard Kaa Silsilaa
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1st June 2007, 11:22 AM
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hahaha acha to tumne bhi jaagte main khuwaab dekhna shuru ker diye chupi nahi thi soch rahi thi thorri dair apni sweety ko khuwaab main hi sahi khush to rehne doon after all u r my sweety na  wesay priya ka confidence bohat khatak raha hai mujhay ye le hi jayegi bonus aur points aur mayank ji bhi na aesay question diya karain jis ka answer dain na ke hum tamak toyiaan hi maarte reh jayen aur koi baghair soche hi number le jaye priya tum samajh to gai hogi na meri baat ka matlab hahahaapne ander se pash pash hoon main zaaat hai aetbaar e zaaat nahin ab to main khud bhi apne saath nahin |
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1st June 2007, 12:53 PM
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Pata nahiiN iss se Mr. Natwar Laal ko kaise pata chalegaa,  kyuN kii agar sachchha darbaan huaa to kahegaa kii haaN yeh jahannum ka darwaaza hai aur jhuuTa huya to kahegaa ki yeh jahannum ka nahiiN hai.. Dhaval, par, aap yeh kaise pehchaaNenge kii sachha kaun hai jhuuTa kaun hai.. yahaaN to 50-50 waala maamla hai….Aap ka jawaab 100% Ghalat, Aap ko ess sawaal meiN marks milte haiN: 00 aur bonus marks: 0. Kul mila kar huye ( 0 0 0 ) :P Mayank |
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1st June 2007, 12:56 PM
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 so dont worry dearJaane kya samjhi main useN Faasla nazar aaya....Kuch kadmon ke saath se |
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1st June 2007, 01:13 PM
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waah waah! Kya jawaab hai.. hmm….. lagata hai kii sachchha aur jhuuTa jaan,ne ke liye bhii Mr. natwar laal ko koii aur sawaal nahiiN mila.. tabhi aisa sawaal puuchheNge kii woh laRka hai ya laRki.. hahahahaa.,. ess se achchha 2 ka pahada puuchh lete .. kyuN kii Natwar laal ko itna to aata hii hoga na… ess se bhii un ko sachchaa aur jhuuTa pata chal jaata.. kyuN jee??? Kyaa khayaal hai???? aur aap to bohat samjhdaar haiN ess liye aap ko Dhaval se zeyaadah marks milte haiN… Dhaval ko mile the.. do- ande..( 00) aap ko milte haiN 3 ande..(000) ab aap maze se aamlet bana kar khaaiye…  kahiiN 3 ande kam to nahiiN haiN, agar kam hai to maiN aap ko aur de duNga… (waise apa soch rahii hoNgii kii yeh Mayank jee ne kahiiN andoN ka dukaan to nahiiN khol liya hai, aur ess se pahle kii aap mujh se puuchhe main khud hii aap ko bata deta huuN kii aisa koii dukaam main khola nahiiN hai.. baat darasal ye huii kii mera dost ek shaayar hai… kahiiN stage programme meiN shayri suna raha tha, kii khuub ande pheNke gaye uss par, to usi ne kaha tha mujeh kii isay Thikaane laga do.. par main 100% vegetarian , ess liye socha kii aap sab meiN baaNT duuN… hahahahahahhaaa) Lagta hai mujhe ab underground hona paRegaa.. verna.. |
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1st June 2007, 01:14 PM
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namaskaaR Mayank bhaiyaa: zero marks? kam-aZ-kam soch vichaar ke kuch to maarks hote haiN kii nahiiiN heheh..bhaiyaa maine jawaab meiN kahaa thaa Mr.natwar laal aapko call kareNge jannat pahuNch ke.. aapne cell silent mode par raKha hoNgaa.. maine to theek thaak se unko jannat kaa raStaa diKhaane me madad kii thee chalo koii baat nahiiN zero hi sahii mere zero hai to sab ko zero hi mileNge hahah kisii ke sahi jawaab lag nahiiN rahe hahahahahahah mujH~e to aisaa lagtaa hai ess baar aap aisaa kaheNge ess sawaal ke sabhii marks aur bonus points mere account meiN jaate haiN ~Dhaval |
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1st June 2007, 01:38 PM
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ab to basanti(male version) ki tarah bolte jaa rahe hain...jaa rahe hain......... are wah mere saath baat karke aap to bade samjhdar ho gaye hain...pehle se hi jawab de diya.........dekhiye sangat ka asar ..... ab aap sabko aise muft mein ande baatenge to main to zaroor puchti ki kahin naya business to shuru nahin kar diya na........waise jo apne basanti ki tarah samjhaya hain to main bhi apko ek baat kahu...aapke dost pe jo ande pheke gaye to woh to phut gaye honge.......to ab aap phute ande numbers mein kaise baat sakte hain....woh to milliliter mein baatein jayenge na...to apse firse ml mein batye.......waise aap mujhe phute panch ande denge to woh shayad 5 ml hua to mujhe 5 marks mil gaye..................ab aap zara underground se bahar nikalye.............taki aap pe woh ande phek saku.... Jaane kya samjhi main useN Faasla nazar aaya....Kuch kadmon ke saath se |
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1st June 2007, 01:49 PM
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haaN ande mileNge utne, chaahiye aap ko jitney |
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1st June 2007, 02:06 PM
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ess baar kyaa jawaab laayee haiN… achchha.,… aray waah kitna demaagh khapaaya hai aap ne … kya kahen aap ke… lekin ess se bhii kuchh haasil hone waala nahiiN hai..... chaliye aap ne mehnat kiya hai to kuchh to dena hi paRegaa,… 2-ande( 00 ) aur le lijiye.. aamlet ka family size ka ban jaayegaa… |
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1st June 2007, 02:08 PM
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leejiye aap ko bhii milte haiN 2-ande ( 0 0 ) |
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1st June 2007, 02:17 PM
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Alif-laila ka nahiiN yahaaN jo naya episode chal raha hai ‘ pareshaan karne kii degree’ usi ka writer huuN, par yeh raaz kii baat kisii ko bataana mat , aur koii puuchhe to chhupaana mat Well.. maiN ek baat bataauN aap ko, bura to nahiIN maaneNgii na…. agar aap kabhi aise mushkil meiN ho.. to seedha aap chale jaana jahaaN aap ka dil kare.. koii sawaal nahiiN puuchhna… yaa to who swarg ka darwaaza hoga yaa phir nark ka…. means yeh kii 50-50 chance to rahega.. yaa to aap swarg pahuNch jaayeNgii ya phir aap nark… lekin aap ne Ghalti se apne deemaagh ko takhliif dii to..aur ess tarah ka koii sawaal puuchhha to maiN 100 % sure huuN kii aap Ghalat raaste par hii jaayeNgi.. matlab yeh kii swarg jaane ka chance rahegaa 0%.. to ess se behtar to hai kii 50% chance le lo.. hahahahaha Sawaal main ess liye puuchhta huuN taaki sab ko jawaab bhi bata sakuuN.. chaliye Theek hai.. agli baar aap sab sawaal puuchhiye aur main jawaab de duNga.. Theek hai?? Ek cheez meiN bhuul gay aap ke marks: ( 0 0 0 0) . kaam aaYenge na?? |
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1st June 2007, 03:45 PM
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haye re........waat laga di bhaiya apne........buura to nahi laga lekin hansi jaruur aai bahot..... ........ab aisa kijiye ye 0 marks aap hi rakh lijiye........raakhi kaa laddu......aug. me raakhi hai na......usi ka laddu.........meri taraf se hahahahaah......aur rahi narak swarg ki baat to 100% main swarg me hi jaungi........aapko nahi pata main bahot achhi ladki hu......dekhiye na aapke aise aise Q. ka kitna masoom sa ans. deti hu to punya ka kaam hua na......aap Q puchhte jaiye aur main Ans deke punya kamaati jaungi....................how sweet i m.........bhai jaan ab ans. bhi bata dijiye na........warna...........main..........koi baat nahi kuch time aur intazaar kar lungi......heehehe.... ===========Deepika=========== Pyaar Hai Yaa sazaa ayi mere Dil bataa Toot'ta Kyu.N naHi.N Dard Kaa Silsilaa
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1st June 2007, 03:48 PM
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===========Deepika=========== Pyaar Hai Yaa sazaa ayi mere Dil bataa Toot'ta Kyu.N naHi.N Dard Kaa Silsilaa
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1st June 2007, 03:59 PM
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waise sahin guj yeh hain"mane to hansi aavi....not aavje......aavje means bye-bye Jaane kya samjhi main useN Faasla nazar aaya....Kuch kadmon ke saath se |
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1st June 2007, 04:04 PM
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mayank ji bas doooooooo baqi ke kis ke liye bacha ker rakhay hain aap ne chalain jis ke liye bachaye hain na us ke liye ye do bhi le lain kia ahi na main anday anhi khati hooon per mera jawab agay bhi to hai na us ka kiya?is baar aap ne to humaray dimagh ghumaye the na is question se ab aapka dimagh ghumay ga humarey itne saaray jawabon ka reply detey detay hisaaab to brabar hona chahiye na akhir insaaaf ka taqaza haiapne ander se pash pash hoon main zaaat hai aetbaar e zaaat nahin ab to main khud bhi apne saath nahin |
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1st June 2007, 05:17 PM
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....waise yeh mayankjee ko pareshan karne ki baat pehle dhyan mein nahin aayi warna....aur do char apni akkal ke namune pesh kar detiJaane kya samjhi main useN Faasla nazar aaya....Kuch kadmon ke saath se |
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1st June 2007, 06:18 PM
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 Are aise kaise than than gopal... mujhe to bonus + marks dono chaahiye.. yeh leejiye main apna Solution ache se explain kar deti hun...Earlier I said : Ask one of them what the other one would say. What ever they say do the opposite. That means : You go up to any gaurd and ask will the OTHER gaurd tell me what is the left door - hell or heaven? If it is a Liar gaurd that you're asking the question to and the left door is heaven it will say Hell. If it is a TRUTHFUL gaurd that you're asking, and the left door is heaven, it will say Hell also. So whoever u ask, if the gaurd tells u Heaven is in that door, chose the opposite. Kitna Simple Solution hai... Soooooooooooooooo Mayank Bhaiya.. ab to mera answer samajh me aa gaya hoga......... to ab jaldi se bonus aur originial marks de deejiye mujhe!!! Yuhooooooooo!!!! Acha kaafi masti ho gayi ab.. ab jaldi se annual report cards bhi de do principal saahab.. ~Priya "Dikha kar khawaab in aankhon ko, De gaye aansoon in mein Tum.. Kaise chalka doo yeh aansoon, In mein bhi To rehTe ho Tum.." ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Sirf Tanu Ki ChaahaT...... ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ |
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3rd June 2007, 01:33 PM
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leejiye, yeh medam ham hi degree dene chali haiN.. yeh to aise hii baat huii kii aap ek professor ko chhhoTi sii degree de rahii haiN… degree to aap mein se hii kisii ko milna hai.. jise sab se zeyaadah marks mileNge.. aur yeh kyaa aap ne Natwar Laal ko face reader bhi bana diya agar un ko itna hi pata hota to 50-50 ka risk hii kyuN lete.. paap kuchh kam kar lete : hahahaha.. aap ko marks kitne mile haiN, kya kahuuN.. aap khud jaan gayee hoNgii…Mayank |
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3rd June 2007, 01:35 PM
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aap ko apne iimaandaari ke liye kuchh marks zaruur milne chaahiye… lekin kya kareN aisa koii system nahiiN hai… :P .. to aap bhii plz ye andoN ( 0 0 ) se kaam chala leejiyega….Khush rahiye |
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3rd June 2007, 01:52 PM
Mayank bhaiya ab mujhe gussa a raha hai. aap ans. bata rahe hain ke nahi bta rahe
itna to main apne exam time me bhi nahi sochti.................===========Deepika=========== Pyaar Hai Yaa sazaa ayi mere Dil bataa Toot'ta Kyu.N naHi.N Dard Kaa Silsilaa
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4th June 2007, 03:28 PM
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woh kya hain ki mayankjee bechare hamare sab ke answers dekhke itne paresha ho gaye honge ki soch rahe honge ki ab agla kaunsa Q puchu???soch rahe honge.....isisliye to monday hone ki wajeh se ab tak agla Q nahin rakha unhone.... waise tumhe nahin lagta hum sabke bich mein pareshan ki degree baatte baatte woh khud pareshan ho gaye hain????Jaane kya samjhi main useN Faasla nazar aaya....Kuch kadmon ke saath se |
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4th June 2007, 05:10 PM
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===========Deepika=========== Pyaar Hai Yaa sazaa ayi mere Dil bataa Toot'ta Kyu.N naHi.N Dard Kaa Silsilaa
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4th June 2007, 05:49 PM
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Tabhi to abhi tak bataaya nahi ki mera answer theek bhi hai ki nahi... Aree Mayank Bhaiya... Jaldi aaiye.. aur results bataaiye... ~Priya "Dikha kar khawaab in aankhon ko, De gaye aansoon in mein Tum.. Kaise chalka doo yeh aansoon, In mein bhi To rehTe ho Tum.." ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Sirf Tanu Ki ChaahaT...... ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ |
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4th June 2007, 06:36 PM
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Chaliye maiN aap ko ess degree ka 5th sawaal ka ans bhii pesh kar deta huuN.... sawaal ek baar phir se..... Mr. Natwar laal ko ek aise do raahe par KhaRa kar diya jaata hai, jahaaN dono aur aamne-saamne 2 darwaaze hote haiN... aur dono darwaaze par ek-ek darwaan rehte haiN, dekhane meiN ek jaise... Tab Khuda Natwarlal ko kahte haiN, kii 'agar tum ne zeyaadah achchhe kaam kiye hote to ham tumHe jañnat meiN le jaate, aur agar zeyaadah bure kaam kiye hote to ham tumHe jahañnam meiN daal dete .. par chuN kii tum ne dono barabar kiye haiN, to ham tumHe ek do-raah par chhoR rahe haiN, jahaaN ek aur darwaaza hai jañnat ka, aur duusraii aur hai ka... , yahaaN par jo 2 darbaan haiN, in meiN se tum kisii se bhii ek sawaal puuchh sakte ho, yaad rahe sirf ek! aur kisii se ek sawaal ke jawaab dene ke baad yeh dono darbaan patthar ke ho jaayeNge(kuchh nahiiN boleNge) .... matlab phir tumHaare koii sawaal ka jawaab nahiiN deNge.. magar khaas baat yeh hai ki, in meiN se ek darbaan sachchaa hai, aur duusra jhuuTa, jo sachchaa hai woh hamesha sach Kahta hai, aur jo jhuTa hai woh hamesha jhuuT kahta hai... yeh Zaruuri nahiiN hai kii jañnat ka sachchaa hai aur jahañnam ka jhuuTa, koii bhi sachcha ho sakta hai aur koii bhii jhuuTa.. ab bande., yeh tumHaare aql ke oopar hai kii tum kahaaN jaaoge' Mr. Natwar laal ko kisii bhi darbaan(chaahe darbaan sachchaa ho ya jhuuTa) yeh puuchhna haii kii 'agar maiN duusre darbaan se swarg/jannat ka raasta puuchhuN to woh mujhe kaun sa raasta bataayega?' bas.. ab yeh darbaan jo raasta bataaya jaayega.. Natwar Laal ko us ke opposite jaana hai, seedhe swarg meiN entry pakki.... chaliye maiN aap ko samjhaata huuN... jaise kii aap ne ek darbaan se puuchhaa 'agar maiN duusre darbaan se swarg ka raasta puuchhuN to woh mujhe kaun sa raasta bataayega?' maan leejiye kii aap nee jis darbaan se puuchha hai, woh sachchha hai, tab usay pata hai kii jo duusra darbaan hai woh jhuuTa hai... aur agar aap ne duusre darbaan se swarg kaa raasta puuchha hota to aap ko zahannum ka raasta dikhaaya hota... to aap ko yeh sachchaa darbaan jahannum ke raaste kii aur ishaara kar ke kahegaa kii 'agar aap ne duusre darbaan se swarg ka raasta puuchha hota to woh aap ko yeh raasta bataata(jo kii zahannum ka hai) lekin maiN ne jaise kii kaha hai kii jo raaatsa bataayega us ke opposite waale raaste meiN jaana hai... ab maan leejiye kii aap ne jis darbaan se puuchha woh jhuuTa hai.. aur aap us se bhi yehi sawaal karte haiN to.... usay pata hai kiii aap agar duusre darbaan se( jo ki sachchaa hai) jannat ka raasta puuchheNge to aap ko sahii meiN jannat ka raasta bataayega... lekin yeh darbaan to jhuuTa hai, aur esay har haal meiN jhuuT kahna hai.. to yeh darbaan aap ko zahannum ke raaste kii aur ishaara kar ke kahegaa kii "agar aap duusre darbaan se jannat ka raasta puuchhte to aap ko woh yeh raasta bataata' lekin jais ekii maiN ne bataaaya hai.. kii aap ko us raaste meiN jaana nahiiN hai, jo raasta darbaan bataayegaa.,... aur us ke opposite meiN jaana hai .. to aap pahuNch gaye na jannat meiN...hahahaha well.. sawaal to mushkil thaa aur jawaab bhi mushkil hai.. mushkil itna kii jawaab ko bhii samjhaana paR raha hai.. ess sawaal ka sahii jawaab sirf "priya" ne diya hai... to usay milte haiN.. 10 marks + 10 bonus = 20 marks.. aur baakii sabhii dostoN to.. milte haiN '5' marks.. (woh bhii ess liye kii unhone ess puzzled ko solve karne kii koshish kii) ess sawaal par marks hai: Priya: 20 Dhaval: 5 preet(don love) : 5 mausam: 5 puuja: 5 mani jee: 5 Lucky: 0 (priya annual card tum bana lena.. plz...) agla sawaal soch kar phir haazir hota huuN... aap sab ko pareshaan karne... |
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4th June 2007, 06:41 PM
are wah...dekho dekho suraj kaha se nikla hain
ande barsane ke baad 5 marks bhi mile.............. shukriya....Jaane kya samjhi main useN Faasla nazar aaya....Kuch kadmon ke saath se |
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4th June 2007, 06:48 PM
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mujhe pata tha marks + bonus mera hi hai Yeh leejiye jaisa aapne kaha tha... Annual Card bhi taiyyar hai.. ab humare Principal saahab ko bhi help ki zaroorat hai.. aur nahi to kya... school me itne intellegent aur shaandaar bache hain.. help kise nahi chaahiye hogi.. From the Principal's (Mayank Bhaiya's) Desk : Annual Report Card For Students of Pareshaan Karne ki Degree School : Mausam :40/50 Dhaval : 30/50 Mani : 40/50 Pooja : 30/50 Priya : 50/50 Lucky : 25/50 Preet : 5/50 Aapke agle question ka intzaar rahega Principal Saahab Aur haan... yeh degree to main le ke hi rahungi.. "Dikha kar khawaab in aankhon ko, De gaye aansoon in mein Tum.. Kaise chalka doo yeh aansoon, In mein bhi To rehTe ho Tum.." ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Sirf Tanu Ki ChaahaT...... ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ |
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5th June 2007, 11:00 PM
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priyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa lag to yehi raha hai degree tumhey hi milne wali hai jao ab main mehnat nahi keroongi  apne ander se pash pash hoon main zaaat hai aetbaar e zaaat nahin ab to main khud bhi apne saath nahin |
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5th June 2007, 11:30 PM
Complitlly cheating
. mere to answer hi samajh nahi aaya. galat baat hai bhaiya===========Deepika=========== Pyaar Hai Yaa sazaa ayi mere Dil bataa Toot'ta Kyu.N naHi.N Dard Kaa Silsilaa
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6th June 2007, 03:23 AM
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Are Mani ji.. Haar tab tak nahi hoti jab tak aap use maano na.. aur jaise hi aap khud haar maan lete ho.. to jeet ke bhi haar ho jaati hai.. Aapka bhi yeh degree jeetne ka poora poora chance hai.. kisko pata next question ke bonus aur original mks sirf aapko hi milen.. Please it's a request ki aap is degree ko jeetne ki poori koshish karein... aise maayoos na hon.. aur vaise bhi yeh to sirf ek game hi hai.. reality me to kuch bhi win or loose nahi ho raha na.. ~Priya "Dikha kar khawaab in aankhon ko, De gaye aansoon in mein Tum.. Kaise chalka doo yeh aansoon, In mein bhi To rehTe ho Tum.." ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Sirf Tanu Ki ChaahaT...... ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ |
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6th June 2007, 08:49 AM
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shuKriyaaH Mayank bhaiya 5 marks diYe kosiSh ke..dimaaGh ko baRii khuShii huii yeH jaan.K hehehe ~Dhaval |
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6th June 2007, 01:23 PM
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balkay acha hai na muqabla tough ho tab hi to maza ata hai na apni mehnat poori tarah kerni chahiye baki jo rab di merzi hmmmmmmmmmmmmm tayar raho thanks dear himmat barrhanay kaapne ander se pash pash hoon main zaaat hai aetbaar e zaaat nahin ab to main khud bhi apne saath nahin |
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6th June 2007, 07:33 PM
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6th June 2007, 07:36 PM
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lo.. ab aap ko answer samajh meiN nahiiN aaya to aap ne cheating kah diya maiN ne details meiN to samjhaaya hai, phir bhii aap samjh nahiiN paaye to maiN kya karuuN? well... jawaab bhii kuchh pechida hai sawaal kii tarah par aap samajhne kii koShiSh keejiye..... kii maiN ne (mayank) ne kya kaha hai, aur kya samjhaane kii koShiSH kee hai... agar phir bhii aap nahiiN samjhe to.. koii baat nahiiN... ess meiN aap ka koii kasuur nahiiN... Mayank |
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16th June 2007, 02:40 PM
Pareshaan karne kii degree>>>>> sawaal No. 6 haazir hai? Ghaur farmaaiye: bohat chhoTa sa sawaal hai? shaayad aap ko zeyaadah mehnat na karna paDe.. Marks: 10, Bonus(for first correct answer): 5 Raadha aur Shyaama 2 dost haiN aur har roz nimbuu bechkar apna guzzara karti haiN.... Raadha>>>>1 rupiye meiN 2 Nimbuu bechati hai, aur har roj 30 Nimbuu bechkar 15 rupiye kamaati hai...... shyaama>>>1 rupiye meiN 3 Nimbuu bechati hai, aur har roj 30 Nimbuu bechkar 10 rupiye kamaati hai.. ek roj radha ho jaatii hai beemar to woh shyaama se kahti hai kii aaj woh baazaar nahiiN jaa paayegii.. aur woh us kii 30 Nimbuu ko 1 rupiye ke 2 ke hisaab se baazar meiN bech de.. ab shyaama Sochti haikii Raadha bechati hai 1 rupiye ke 2 Nimbuu, aur woh khud bechati hai 1 rupiye ke 3 Nimbuu.. l to shyaama apna deemaagh laga kar 2 rupiye ke 5 ke hisaab se saare Nimbuu bech deti hai... ab aap ko yeh bataana hai kii Nimbuu kul kitne ke bike aur har din ke muqaable meiN kuchh profit huaa ya loss.. aur kis ko kitne rupiye milne chaahiye aur kyuN??? |
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16th June 2007, 03:12 PM
1 rupiye ka loss
aise dekha jaye to radha har roz kamati hain 15 aur shyama 10... 15+10=25 total kaam dono ka mila ke aaj kaam kiya shyama ne 24 ka matlab 1 rupiye ka loss... waise dekha jaaye to rasha agar 15 legi harroz ke profit ki tarah to shyama bache 9 legi yane usko shyama ko 1 ka loss...kyunki ek rupiye ka loss shyama ne kiya........... ab agar radha samjhdar hogi to kaam ke badle ek rupiye shyama ko de degi aur khud loss bear kar legi.............(insaniyat ke naate). (yeh option hain)ab yeh to dono ki understanding ki baat hain.....dono frnds hain apas mein nipta legi...hume kya?? Jaane kya samjhi main useN Faasla nazar aaya....Kuch kadmon ke saath se |
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16th June 2007, 03:14 PM
Mayank bhaiyaa nasmkaaR:
>>1 Rs kaa loss hoNgaa raadhaa ko usskeY poore 15 Rs mileNge aur Shyaama ko 9 Rs kyuuNkii Raadha ne Shyaama ko kahaa thaa kii usskeY nimbu wo 1 rupiye ke 2 nimbu ke hisaab se hi beche heheh ~ Dhaval |
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16th June 2007, 03:17 PM
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aor aapne sawaal paRhaa nahiiN aapko saath meiN yeH bhii bataana haii kii kissko kitne rupiye mileNge hahahaha ess liYe peHlaa sahii jawaab meraa hii ginaa jaaYeNgaa..hahahahahahahahahah~ Dhaval |
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16th June 2007, 03:26 PM
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pehla answer mera hi hainJaane kya samjhi main useN Faasla nazar aaya....Kuch kadmon ke saath se |
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16th June 2007, 03:34 PM
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ab meraa jawaab hii sahii aor sab seY pehlaa ginaa jaaYeNgaa hahahahah..aapka bahot bahot shuKriyaaH didi aapkii W^ajH seY aaj mujH~e pehlii baar bonus points bhii mileNge heheTHANK YOU DIDI ~ Dhaval |
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