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Love rajni is back - 14th February 2013, 11:22 AM

Rajani is back with new ones :

RECENTLY CHINA AIRPORTS WERE CLOSED DUE TO HEAVY FOG ........ LATER IT WAS DISCOVERED THAT RAJANIKANTH WAS SMOKING IN INDIA!!!!!!!!!!

* RAJANIKANTH DID HIS KG FROM SEVEN DIFFERENT PLACES..TODAY THOSE PLACES ARE KNOWN AS IITs!!!!!!

* GOVERNMENT OF INDIA PAYS TAX TO RAJANIKANTH FOR LIVING IN INDIA!!!!!!!

* DEFINITION OF SOLAR ECLIPSE: WHEN RAJANIKANTH STARES AT SUN WITH ANGER, SUN HIDES BEHIND THE MOON. THIS GREATEST PHENOMENA IS CALLED SOLAR ECLIPSE.........!!!!!

* RAJANIKANTH WOKE UP ONE DAY AND DECIDED HE SHOULD SHARE ATLEAST ONE PERCENT OF HIS KNOWLEDGE WITH THE WORLD......

THUS....................... THE GOOGLE WAS BORN!!!!

* THINK WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF RAJANI WOULD HAVE BORN 150 YEARS AGO..?????

BRITISH WOULD HAVE FOUGHT FOR INDEPENDANCE....


* WHY DO EARTHQUAKE OCCURS?????

BECAUSE AT THAT TIME RAJANIKANTH'S MOBILE IS ON VIBRATION MODE!!!!!!!!!

* ONCE RAJANIKANTH BUNKED A WHOLE DAY IN SCHOOL.....! SINCE THEN THAT DAY IS KNOWN AS ................ .............. SUNDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

* THE PYRAMIDS IN EGYPT ARE ACTUALLY...................... ...........

..........RAJANIKANTHS PRIMARY SCHOOL CRAFT PROJECTS!!!!!!!!!!!!

* BREAKING NEWS: ISRO DOES NOT EXISTS ANYMORE.....!! RAJANIKANTH PURCHASED ALL THE ROCKETS FOR DIWALI CELEBRATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!

* WHY DID RAJANI BUY AN ACRE OF LAND WTH 4 WELLS ON EACH CORNER????? ....................... TO PLAY CARROM!!!!!!

* BEFORE TOM CRUISE, RAJANI WAS APPROACHED FOR THE MOVIE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE, BUT RAJANI REFUSED AS HE FOUND THE TITLE INSULTING..



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14th February 2013, 11:31 AM

hahahahahahahha......................... i cant stop laughing Aru bhai................. its Osssummmm........................... Rajni dada


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15th March 2013, 10:29 AM

Rajni is backwith new hits:

- Rajnikant can produce fire by rubbing 2 ice cubes..

- Rajnikant runs until treadmil gets tired..

- In the back cover of"WORLD RECORD BOOKS"its written..all records are held by rajnikant..list -ed names are second in place..

- Rajnikant addeD facebook as his friend..

- Once rajnikant was on hot seat in KBC...and computer needed to choose the questions.

- Rajnikant can whistle in 5 diff languages..

- If rajni's PC hangs..its time for next Windows release by microsoft....

Bestum Best.....

- Rajnidada can send WHATSAPP from a roadside PCO..
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15th March 2013, 11:29 AM

ha ha ha shoiab bhai...badiya hai



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ha ha ha shoiab bhai...badiya hai
thanks bhai............................ Rajani yis Yevergreena...... mindd itt....


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" RECENTLY there was a fight between
Rajnikant and a Tiger..
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Surprise,
. .
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surprise
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. Rajnikanth ran away from there Why ??
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To Save the Tiger.. Only 1400 are left! Otherwise u know Rajnikant... :O



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" RECENTLY there was a fight between
Rajnikant and a Tiger..
.
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Surprise,
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.
surprise
.
.
. Rajnikanth ran away from there Why ??
.
.
.
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To Save the Tiger.. Only 1400 are left! Otherwise u know Rajnikant... :O
hahahahhahahahahhahahaha.......................... ........ cant stop laughing...


some more please....



1. Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea.

2. There is no such thing as evolution, it's just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live.

3 .Rajnikanth can divide by zero.

4. Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.

5. Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.

6. Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald's, and got it.

7. Only Rajni knows, Why this kolaveri dii...

8. Rajni can give misssed call to his own number.

9. Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.

and finally

10. Rajni Fav Desert: Laal Mirch ki Meethii kheer


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