Funny Sardar and bihari joke....

itschahat · **Funny Sardar and bihari joke.... -** 20th September 2007, 12:54 PM

A Bihari was waiting for his bus at the bus stop. Finally the bus arrives and he gets in.

The bus was fully loaded with Sardarjis. One Sardarji orders Bihari to tell a joke. Now, the Bihari thinks he’s in big trouble because he knows only Sardar jokes!

Bus stop

After thinking for some time he decides to substitute all references to ‘Sardars’ in his joke with ‘Biharis’. He starts the jokes with,

There was once a Bihari and suddenly he gets a major blow on his back from one of the sardarjis who shouts,

Kyon be! Sab sardar mar gaye hai kya?

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- Chahat

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a LADY WAS KISSING A LION INSIDE THE CAGEIN A CIRCUS. RING MASTER ASKED " CAN ANY 1 DO IT? sARDAR: I CAN DO IT FIRSTLY REMOVE THE LION FROM THE CAGE.

aapki_anamika · **hehehehe -** 25th September 2007, 01:40 PM

nice joke chahat...

shanee · 06:04 PM

Really great jokes

30th December 2007, 11:18 AM

good jokes

15th March 2008, 12:04 PM

Ek sardar BLOOD K bare mein book padh raha tha.

Wife ne poocha aaj ye kyun padh rahay ho?

Sardar:
Mujhe doctor ne kaha hai kal mera blood test hai

Prashant crazy · 17th March 2008, 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JECK_SPARROW

Ek sardar BLOOD K bare mein book padh raha tha.

Wife ne poocha aaj ye kyun padh rahay ho?

Sardar:
Mujhe doctor ne kaha hai kal mera blood test hai

kyo mr. jeck sparrow aur koun koun se test baki hai .ha ha ha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha h

monu076mirza · 14th November 2009, 03:32 PM

jo aansu na hote aankho me to aankhein itni khubsurat na hoti jo dard na hota dil me to khushi ki koi qeemat nahi hoti jo bewafai na ki hoti waqt ne to wafa ki kabhi chahat na hoti agar sochne se hojati mohobbat ki muradein to DUA ki kabhi Zarurat na hoti

neelkamalpandey · 5th December 2009, 05:23 PM

Really good shayari did you write yourself

Baqtiar · **Good Moral............... -** 6th January 2010, 01:39 PM

Dear All,

We all love Sardar jokes. But do you know that Sikhs are one of the hardest working prosperous and diversified communities in the world.

My friend told me about the following incident which I wish to share with you. It has had a deep impact on my thinking.

During last vacation, his few friends came to Delhi. They rented a taxi for local sight-seeing. The driver was an old Sardar and boys being boys, these pals began cracking Sardarji jokes, just to tease the old man. But to their surprise, the fellow remained unperturbed.

At the end of the sight-seeing, they paid the cab hire-charges. The Sardar returned the change, but he gave each one of them one rupee extra and said, ''Son, since morning you have been telling Sardarji jokes.. I listened to them all and let me tell you, some of them were in bad taste. Still, I don't mind coz I know that you are young blood and are yet to see the world.

But I have one request. I am giving you one rupee each. Give it to the first Sardar beggar that you come across in this or any other city.'

My friend continued,* ' That one rupee coin is still with me. I couldn't find a single Sardar begging anywhere.'

MORAL:
The secret behind their universal success is their willingness to do any job with utmost dedication and pride. A Sardar will drive a truck or set up a roadside garage or a dhaba, put a fruit juice stall, take up small time carpentry, but he will never beg on the streets.

sunita thakur · 5th February 2010, 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baqtiar

Dear All,

We all love Sardar jokes. But do you know that Sikhs are one of the hardest working prosperous and diversified communities in the world.

My friend told me about the following incident which I wish to share with you. It has had a deep impact on my thinking.

During last vacation, his few friends came to Delhi. They rented a taxi for local sight-seeing. The driver was an old Sardar and boys being boys, these pals began cracking Sardarji jokes, just to tease the old man. But to their surprise, the fellow remained unperturbed.

At the end of the sight-seeing, they paid the cab hire-charges. The Sardar returned the change, but he gave each one of them one rupee extra and said, ''Son, since morning you have been telling Sardarji jokes.. I listened to them all and let me tell you, some of them were in bad taste. Still, I don't mind coz I know that you are young blood and are yet to see the world.

But I have one request. I am giving you one rupee each. Give it to the first Sardar beggar that you come across in this or any other city.'

My friend continued,* ' That one rupee coin is still with me. I couldn't find a single Sardar begging anywhere.'

MORAL:
The secret behind their universal success is their willingness to do any job with utmost dedication and pride. A Sardar will drive a truck or set up a roadside garage or a dhaba, put a fruit juice stall, take up small time carpentry, but he will never beg on the streets.

bas etna kahna chauNgi maiN:

"PunjabiyaN di shaaN vakhri"

"Aan PUNJABI hai ki apni shaaN punjabi hai,
zulm nu modan wali har kirpaaN punjabi hai"

Thanks BAQS..........thanks

sunita thakur · 5th February 2010, 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baqtiar

Dear All,

We all love Sardar jokes. But do you know that Sikhs are one of the hardest working prosperous and diversified communities in the world.

My friend told me about the following incident which I wish to share with you. It has had a deep impact on my thinking.

During last vacation, his few friends came to Delhi. They rented a taxi for local sight-seeing. The driver was an old Sardar and boys being boys, these pals began cracking Sardarji jokes, just to tease the old man. But to their surprise, the fellow remained unperturbed.

At the end of the sight-seeing, they paid the cab hire-charges. The Sardar returned the change, but he gave each one of them one rupee extra and said, ''Son, since morning you have been telling Sardarji jokes.. I listened to them all and let me tell you, some of them were in bad taste. Still, I don't mind coz I know that you are young blood and are yet to see the world.

But I have one request. I am giving you one rupee each. Give it to the first Sardar beggar that you come across in this or any other city.'

My friend continued,* ' That one rupee coin is still with me. I couldn't find a single Sardar begging anywhere.'

MORAL:
The secret behind their universal success is their willingness to do any job with utmost dedication and pride. A Sardar will drive a truck or set up a roadside garage or a dhaba, put a fruit juice stall, take up small time carpentry, but he will never beg on the streets.

bas etna kahna chauNgi maiN:

"PunjabiyaN di shaaN vakhri"

"Roti haq di khaiye ji,
chahe boot polisha kariye"

Thanks BAQS..........thanks