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Talking Meri Shaadi Part--II - 11th June 2015, 03:17 PM

Muaziz Dosto, Meri Shaadi--I ka link de raha huuN.. Ussi ki ek kaDi aage le jaate huye ek koshish aap sab ki nazar. Aapke saatTh ka muntizar rahunga.

http://www.shayri.com/forums/showthread.php?t=78592

Agar aapne oopar link par click kar ke ab tak ki aap beeti paDh lee ho to rukh kareiN aage ki daastaaN sun-ne keliye.


Saale sahib ko bhi 'Saala' bol nahi sakta
DukhoN ka pitara apna khol nahi sakta

Saasu maa to ru-baru aakar daraati haiN
Sotaa huN to khwaab meiN aakar chillati haiN

Sasur ji to khud mere marz meiN mubtila haiN
Issi liye nahi mujhe unn se koi gilaa hai

Dost kehte haiN ke ThoDa sa judaa ho gaya huN
Koun unheiN samjhaaye, shaadi-shuda ho gaya huN

Sochne samajhne ki, quwwat ab nahi hai
Hansa karta Tha kabhi, himmat ab nahi hai

Aaj maiN tamaatar jaisa ho gaya huN yaaro
Sabzi ke wajood meiN kho gaya huN yaaro

Baad mulaa.iza qissa heza, ashk jo gir paDeiN
Ek, do, teen martaba, iss ko phir paDheiN

Baad mulaa.iza qissa heza= After reading the above cited story

Ho sakta hai aap kisi ki hansi wapis laa sakeiN
Mere baad kisi ko shaadi karne se bacha sakeiN


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11th June 2015, 03:30 PM

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Muaziz Dosto, Meri Shaadi--I ka link de raha huuN.. Ussi ki ek kaDi aage le jaate huye ek koshish aap sab ki nazar. Aapke saatTh ka muntizar rahunga.

http://www.shayri.com/forums/showthread.php?t=78592

Agar aapne oopar link par click kar ke ab tak ki aap beeti paDh lee ho to rukh kareiN aage ki daastaaN sun-ne keliye.


Saale sahib ko bhi 'Saala' bol nahi sakta
DukhoN ka pitara apna khol nahi sakta

Saasu maa to ru-baru aakar daraati haiN
Sotaa huN to khwaab meiN aakar chillati haiN

Dost kehte haiN ke ThoDa sa judaa ho gaya huN
Koun unheiN samjhaaye, shaadi-shuda ho gaya huN

Sochne samajhne ki, quwwat ab nahi hai
Hansa karta Tha kabhi, himmat ab nahi hai

Aaj maiN tamaatar sa ho gaya huN yaaro
Sabzi ke wajood meiN kho gaya huN yaaro

Baad mulaa.iza qissa heza, ashk jo gir paDeiN
Ek, do, teen martaba, iss ko phir paDheiN

Baad mulaa.iza qissa heza= After reading the above cited story

Ho sakta hai aap kisi ki hansi wapis laa sakeiN
Mere baad kisi ko shaadi karne se bacha sakeiN


Janaab bada hee taras aa gaya hai mujhe aapki ye aapbeeti sunkar...pahli kadi bhi bahut mazedaar thi..aur ye to sone pe suhaga jaisi lagi mujhe...ho sakta hai aapke kuch bhaiyon ko rona aaya ho...par maaf kijiyega mujhe bas hansi hee aayi....

Dua hai...dard me kami aaye..
bahut shukriya hal e dil hamse batne ke liye...
aise hee rangeen kalaam likhte rahein khush rahein...
aate rahein..



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11th June 2015, 03:51 PM

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Muaziz Dosto, Meri Shaadi--I ka link de raha huuN.. Ussi ki ek kaDi aage le jaate huye ek koshish aap sab ki nazar. Aapke saatTh ka muntizar rahunga.

http://www.shayri.com/forums/showthread.php?t=78592

Agar aapne oopar link par click kar ke ab tak ki aap beeti paDh lee ho to rukh kareiN aage ki daastaaN sun-ne keliye.


Saale sahib ko bhi 'Saala' bol nahi sakta
DukhoN ka pitara apna khol nahi sakta

Saasu maa to ru-baru aakar daraati haiN
Sotaa huN to khwaab meiN aakar chillati haiN

Sasur ji to khud mere marz meiN mubtila haiN
Issi liye nahi mujhe unn se koi gilaa hai

Dost kehte haiN ke ThoDa sa judaa ho gaya huN
Koun unheiN samjhaaye, shaadi-shuda ho gaya huN

Sochne samajhne ki, quwwat ab nahi hai
Hansa karta Tha kabhi, himmat ab nahi hai

Aaj maiN tamaatar sa ho gaya huN yaaro
Sabzi ke wajood meiN kho gaya huN yaaro

Baad mulaa.iza qissa heza, ashk jo gir paDeiN
Ek, do, teen martaba, iss ko phir paDheiN

Baad mulaa.iza qissa heza= After reading the above cited story

Ho sakta hai aap kisi ki hansi wapis laa sakeiN
Mere baad kisi ko shaadi karne se bacha sakeiN

Allaah re ye tadap aapkiii dekhii nahi jaatii sagar saahab....... aapkaa ye dard dekh kar dil meraa pighlaa jaa rahaa hai aur dil se yahi duaa nikal rahii hai ke Allah aapke ghamon aur dukhonko kam kare aur aapko sukoon de.... sar se paa talak dard me doobaa huaa kalaam...... ise to shayri e dard me honaa chahiye


bhai aapne ehsaan kiyaa hai mujh par ise likh kar aur pahle part ka link dekar warnaa agar aap link nahi dete to ham tadap uThte jab tak isse pooraa na padh lete...... maar daala saahab.. dil nikaal ke rakh diyaa aapne.....
wallaaah subhaan Allaah............

guzaarish hai ke kahin aur mann lagaaen dukhon se dimaag hataaen..... sach kahun to ek ek lafz aisaa lag raha hai ke mere liye hi likhaaa gaya hai..... ye combine comment hai dono parts ke liye.....

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14th June 2015, 05:19 PM

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Janaab bada hee taras aa gaya hai mujhe aapki ye aapbeeti sunkar...pahli kadi bhi bahut mazedaar thi..aur ye to sone pe suhaga jaisi lagi mujhe...ho sakta hai aapke kuch bhaiyon ko rona aaya ho...par maaf kijiyega mujhe bas hansi hee aayi....

Dua hai...dard me kami aaye..
bahut shukriya hal e dil hamse batne ke liye...
aise hee rangeen kalaam likhte rahein khush rahein...
aate rahein..

Chalo koi to hai jo taras khaa raha hai mere inn halaat par.
Mujhe aapse yehi ummeed Thi Madhu ji

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Allaah re ye tadap aapkiii dekhii nahi jaatii sagar saahab....... aapkaa ye dard dekh kar dil meraa pighlaa jaa rahaa hai aur dil se yahi duaa nikal rahii hai ke Allah aapke ghamon aur dukhonko kam kare aur aapko sukoon de.... sar se paa talak dard me doobaa huaa kalaam...... ise to shayri e dard me honaa chahiye


bhai aapne ehsaan kiyaa hai mujh par ise likh kar aur pahle part ka link dekar warnaa agar aap link nahi dete to ham tadap uThte jab tak isse pooraa na padh lete...... maar daala saahab.. dil nikaal ke rakh diyaa aapne.....
wallaaah subhaan Allaah............

guzaarish hai ke kahin aur mann lagaaen dukhon se dimaag hataaen..... sach kahun to ek ek lafz aisaa lag raha hai ke mere liye hi likhaaa gaya hai..... ye combine comment hai dono parts ke liye.....

dil se repssss added hain........

likhte rahen....


Shaad......
Jenab aap bhi samajh gaye mera dard, mujhe bohot sukoon mila.
Aur jahaN tak rahi aapki baat, to mujhe andaaza hai ke aapka haal bhi kuchh issi tarah ka hoga, tabhi aap khud ko co-relate kar paaye haiN aap.

Bohot bohot shukriya dard baantne keliye. Dost to wohi hai jo dard baaNt le


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Sagar sthana ji aakhiri vala sher sabse jyada pasand aya.. Lol
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Sagar sahab...aapki aap beeti sun kar mujhe apni bhi yaad aa gayi.........kuch Aida hee haal mera bhi hai.....maza aa gaya vaise padkar.....apni begum ko bhi padaiye kabhi....aur humerous ho jayega.....lazawaab...



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Sagar sthana ji aakhiri vala sher sabse jyada pasand aya.. Lol
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Akant ji, mashkoor hooN aapka jo aapne nazar-e-inaayat rakhi hai meri koshish par. Rahi aakhiri sheyr ki baat, to meri bas chhoti si koshish thi logoN ko bachaane kii
Aapko achha laga, meri khush naseebi.
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Muaziz Dosto, Meri Shaadi--I ka link de raha huuN.. Ussi ki ek kaDi aage le jaate huye ek koshish aap sab ki nazar. Aapke saatTh ka muntizar rahunga.

http://www.shayri.com/forums/showthread.php?t=78592

Agar aapne oopar link par click kar ke ab tak ki aap beeti paDh lee ho to rukh kareiN aage ki daastaaN sun-ne keliye.


Saale sahib ko bhi 'Saala' bol nahi sakta
DukhoN ka pitara apna khol nahi sakta

Saasu maa to ru-baru aakar daraati haiN
Sotaa huN to khwaab meiN aakar chillati haiN

Sasur ji to khud mere marz meiN mubtila haiN
Issi liye nahi mujhe unn se koi gilaa hai

Dost kehte haiN ke ThoDa sa judaa ho gaya huN
Koun unheiN samjhaaye, shaadi-shuda ho gaya huN

Sochne samajhne ki, quwwat ab nahi hai
Hansa karta Tha kabhi, himmat ab nahi hai

Aaj maiN tamaatar jaisa ho gaya huN yaaro
Sabzi ke wajood meiN kho gaya huN yaaro

Baad mulaa.iza qissa heza, ashk jo gir paDeiN
Ek, do, teen martaba, iss ko phir paDheiN

Baad mulaa.iza qissa heza= After reading the above cited story

Ho sakta hai aap kisi ki hansi wapis laa sakeiN
Mere baad kisi ko shaadi karne se bacha sakeiN
Waah waaah waaah

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Sagar sahab...aapki aap beeti sun kar mujhe apni bhi yaad aa gayi.........kuch Aida hee haal mera bhi hai.....maza aa gaya vaise padkar.....apni begum ko bhi padaiye kabhi....aur humerous ho jayega.....lazawaab...

Achha laga jenaab jaan kar ke aapka bhi haal kuchh aisa he hai.
Zyada tar logoN ka haal aisa he hoga mujhe lagta hai

aur haan, agar begum ko paDhaaya to agli dafeh shayri-e-dard pe he milungaa, aur kahiN pe bhi nahi

Shukriyaa saaTh dene keliye.


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