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kuch PJ types Pakaau Shayri..:D
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kuch PJ types Pakaau Shayri..:D - 6th February 2013, 12:35 PM

Arz kiya hai!!!…Itne kamjor hue teri judai se..

Gaur farmaiye…

Itne kamjor hue teri judai se…

Ki chinti bhi ab kheech le jaati hai charpai se…





koi patthar na mare mere is deewane ko,

koi patthar na mare mere is deewane ko,

are BOMB ka jamana hai uda do sale ko.




Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi…

Dooor se dekhaaa… to kuchh dikha nahi…

Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi



MURGI USKE TEEN BACHCHO KE SAATH ROAD CROSS KAR RAHI THI …

ROAD CROSS KARNE KE BAAD BACHCHE NE BOLA MUMMY HUM PANCHO NE ROAD CROSS KAR LIYA…AB BOLO 5 KAISE HUE…???

BOLO BOLO…. ITNA BHI NAHI SAMAJHTE ….
















BOLO BOLO… BACHCHA HAI YAAR KUCH BHI BOL SAKTA..HAI



Yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai,
Sab apne apne naseeb hote hai,
Rahte hai jo nigaho se duur,
Saale wahi question compulsary hote hai




Lalu : Itane sare log football ko lath kyou mar rahe hai?

Santa : Gol karne ke liye.

Lalu : Sasura gol hi to hai aur kitna gol karenge




Gamoan ka daur abhi jaari hai,
Aaj ki raat bahut bhari hai,
Dillon ka tutna koi nai baat nahi,
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kya baat hai sameer...........maza aa gaya...kahan se laye ye sab.......



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kya baat hai sameer...........maza aa gaya...kahan se laye ye sab.......
hehehehehe bhai ye sab bhi abhi pocket se nikla......


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hehehehehe bhai ye sab bhi abhi pocket se nikla......
Kya baat bhai pocket mein rocket hai kya..



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Kya baat bhai pocket mein rocket hai kya..


Aru bhai, Isi baat me kuch aur suniye PJs .......

India is nation and Dadar is station,
wha wha
India is nation and& dadar is station,
Do not fall in love, First complete your Education



Dost ruthe to rab ruthe,
fir ruthe to jag chhute,
agar fir ruthe dil tute,
aur agar fir ruthe?
nikal danda
maar sale ko jab tak danda na tute.


India ki reet-ladki agar apni marzi se patjaye to pyar,
agar dost pata de to uphar,
agar gharwale le aaye to sanskar,
aur agar khud pata kar ghar leaao to hahakar





Bhaiyo aur Only Bhaiyo,
Nind Nahi Aati Mujhe Tab Se,
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Mujhe Nind Nahi Aati Tab Se,
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5 Rupye Khoye hai Jab Se



Na jaane kab koi taara toot jaaye,
Na jaane kab koi aansu aankh se chut jaaye,
Kuch pal hamare saath bhi has lo,
Na jaane kab tumhare daant toot jaaye..!!



Teri khamoshi aur
udasi ki wajah hum samajh na sake ae dost,

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Wo to shaam ko teri mummy ne bataya
ke aaj teri chappal se pitai hui hai!!




Jab dekha unhone tirchi nazar se,
Kasam khuda ki madhosh ho gaye hum,
Par jab pata chala nazar parmanant tirchi hai,
To wahi khade-khade behosh ho gaye hum.



CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye toh PAAON mein nahi aati

Wah-Wah

CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye to PAAON mein nahi aati

Aur GIRLFRND moti ho jaye to BAHON mein nahi aati!


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Aru bhai, Isi baat me kuch aur suniye PJs .......

India is nation and Dadar is station,
wha wha
India is nation and& dadar is station,
Do not fall in love, First complete your Education



Dost ruthe to rab ruthe,
fir ruthe to jag chhute,
agar fir ruthe dil tute,
aur agar fir ruthe?
nikal danda
maar sale ko jab tak danda na tute.


India ki reet-ladki agar apni marzi se patjaye to pyar,
agar dost pata de to uphar,
agar gharwale le aaye to sanskar,
aur agar khud pata kar ghar leaao to hahakar





Bhaiyo aur Only Bhaiyo,
Nind Nahi Aati Mujhe Tab Se,
.
.
.
.
.
Mujhe Nind Nahi Aati Tab Se,
.
.
.
.
.
5 Rupye Khoye hai Jab Se



Na jaane kab koi taara toot jaaye,
Na jaane kab koi aansu aankh se chut jaaye,
Kuch pal hamare saath bhi has lo,
Na jaane kab tumhare daant toot jaaye..!!



Teri khamoshi aur
udasi ki wajah hum samajh na sake ae dost,

.

.

.

.

Wo to shaam ko teri mummy ne bataya
ke aaj teri chappal se pitai hui hai!!




Jab dekha unhone tirchi nazar se,
Kasam khuda ki madhosh ho gaye hum,
Par jab pata chala nazar parmanant tirchi hai,
To wahi khade-khade behosh ho gaye hum.



CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye toh PAAON mein nahi aati

Wah-Wah

CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye to PAAON mein nahi aati

Aur GIRLFRND moti ho jaye to BAHON mein nahi aati!
Hahahaha..... Lolz!, Hilarious every single one!, Shaad bhaaee hanstay hanstay pait kachcha hogaya... thanks for the laughs bhaee!!

Leejiay isi tarz par ayk bayhad purana baytuka pakau shayr arz haye.....

Bakree chadheee pahaad par charnay...
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Bakree chadhee pahaad par charnay..
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Bakree chadhee pahaad par charnay...
Chadhee aur utar gayeee!!!!


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Hahahaha..... Lolz!, Hilarious every single one!, Shaad bhaaee hanstay hanstay pait kachcha hogaya... thanks for the laughs bhaee!!

Leejiay isi tarz par ayk bayhad purana baytuka pakau shayr arz haye.....

Bakree chadheee pahaad par charnay...
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Bakree chadhee pahaad par charnay..
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Bakree chadhee pahaad par charnay...
Chadhee aur utar gayeee!!!!

hehehhehehe.................. thanks bhai................


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Lol. ........hahahaha.......too hilarious..........


Lijiye ek meri taraf se bhi

Nadi ka kinaara tha

ZulfoN ka sahaara tha

Paas jaake dekha to

Sardaar naha raha tha.....

))))

(with due respect to sardar jees)




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Lol. ........hahahaha.......too hilarious..........


Lijiye ek meri taraf se bhi

Nadi ka kinaara tha

ZulfoN ka sahaara tha

Paas jaake dekha to

Sardaar naha raha tha.....

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hahahahahahahahhahahahahhaha................... meri haNsii nahi rukk paa rahi hai Zainy........


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.................


here's one more


dil diya ek ko

woh bhi ek nek ko

yeh santre ka phaaNk nahi

jo baant de har ek ko...




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here's one more


dil diya ek ko

woh bhi ek nek ko

yeh santre ka phaaNk nahi

jo baant de har ek ko...


waah waaahhhhhhh kya baat keh di Zainy saahiba... Santraa kha ke.....

bahot khoob....................


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Funny shayri IT............ :p - 4th March 2013, 04:08 PM

Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua eik sound,
Or aaj milay to kehte ho your file not found,

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai wo repeat kar dunga,
Tu na mili to apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kar dunga,

Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye,
Dil se aisa cut kia ke paste karna bhool gaye,

Lakhon honge nigah me, kabhi mjhe bhi pick karo,
Mere pyar ke icon pe kabhi to double click karo..


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Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua eik sound,
Or aaj milay to kehte ho your file not found,

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai wo repeat kar dunga,
Tu na mili to apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kar dunga,

Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye,
Dil se aisa cut kia ke paste karna bhool gaye,

Lakhon honge nigah me, kabhi mjhe bhi pick karo,
Mere pyar ke icon pe kabhi to double click karo..
Lol!!! This is seriously praiseworthy! Jisnay bhi likha haye kamaal likha haye!! Hilarious!!! TFS Shaad bhaee


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Lol!!! This is seriously praiseworthy! Jisnay bhi likha haye kamaal likha haye!! Hilarious!!! TFS Shaad bhaee
you are welcome bro..........................................


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Leejay one more... from yuours truly! In pure dakni

Chup nai baithkay,chubaalayna kaiku,
Nai so jagaa, khujaalayna kaiku!
Aatay jaatay pottiyaon ku chaydkay,
Chapplaon say kallay sujaalayna kaiku!,

Pottiyaan: Ladkiyaan
Kallay : Gaal

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Leejay one more... from yuours truly! In pure dakni

Chup nai baithkay,chubaalayna kaiku,
Nai so jagaa, khujaalayna kaiku!
Aatay jaatay pottiyaon ku chaydkay,
Chapplaon say kallay sujaalayna kaiku!,

Pottiyaan: Ladkiyaan..
Kallay : Gaal

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Lol........................................




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Leejay one more... from yuours truly! In pure dakni

Chup nai baithkay,chubaalayna kaiku,
Nai so jagaa, khujaalayna kaiku!
Aatay jaatay pottiyaon ku chaydkay,
Chapplaon say kallay sujaalayna kaiku!,

Pottiyaan: Ladkiyaan
Kallay : Gaal

Hope the eve teasers get the msg
hahahhaha too good bro... cant stop laughing....

main hanstaa ja raha hoon... baaju wale pooncheN kaiku kaiku...!!!


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Arz kiya hai!!!…Itne kamjor hue teri judai se..

Gaur farmaiye…

Itne kamjor hue teri judai se…

Ki chinti bhi ab kheech le jaati hai charpai se…





koi patthar na mare mere is deewane ko,

koi patthar na mare mere is deewane ko,

are BOMB ka jamana hai uda do sale ko.




Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi…

Dooor se dekhaaa… to kuchh dikha nahi…

Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi



MURGI USKE TEEN BACHCHO KE SAATH ROAD CROSS KAR RAHI THI …

ROAD CROSS KARNE KE BAAD BACHCHE NE BOLA MUMMY HUM PANCHO NE ROAD CROSS KAR LIYA…AB BOLO 5 KAISE HUE…???

BOLO BOLO…. ITNA BHI NAHI SAMAJHTE ….
















BOLO BOLO… BACHCHA HAI YAAR KUCH BHI BOL SAKTA..HAI



Yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai,
Sab apne apne naseeb hote hai,
Rahte hai jo nigaho se duur,
Saale wahi question compulsary hote hai




Lalu : Itane sare log football ko lath kyou mar rahe hai?

Santa : Gol karne ke liye.

Lalu : Sasura gol hi to hai aur kitna gol karenge




Gamoan ka daur abhi jaari hai,
Aaj ki raat bahut bhari hai,
Dillon ka tutna koi nai baat nahi,
Aaj meri kal kisi aur ki baari hai…..




Ha ha ha............hans hans k pet dukh raha hai.....


Maza aaya padh ke shaad ji... baki ki post bhi padhti hun..
Ab kahaan gaya aapka ye masaledaar andaaz..kuch naya post kijiye......



अर्ज मेरी एे खुदा क्या सुन सकेगा तू कभी
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shukriyaa shukriyaa Madhu ji , bas aapka huqm ho gayaa hai to bahut jaldi phir se kuch pesh karenge........ aati rahiyegaa..... shukriyaa


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