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kya Aapko Lamha Horror Lagti He?
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vaise idea buraa nahee hai, lamha tumhaare future ke liye.......>>>>>>>>
puchho kyun.............................................. ?????????????????
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batao kyun???????????
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batao kyun???????????
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voh is liye ki ham log agar horror film banayenge to dekhanewaale ko vahee heart ki takllef ho jaayegii............ aur shayad myo cardial infarction ha jaayega. tumhe bahut saare patients mil jaayenge heart problems waale jis men tumhe dil chaspii hai...............................
haan fees men se kuchh hisaa hame de denaa ham tumhe patients dete rahenge horror movie dikha dikha ke
men khudaa ban jaaun to????????????????????
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sapne me bhi mat sochna
inshan peda huwe ho to inshan banne ki koshish karo aur aasman me bahot uud liye aab zamin ki bhi hawa se hi shaan lena shikho Mr. acharya MJ
aagar Mr. aacharya manoj inshan banjaye toh?
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sapne me bhi mat sochna
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aagar Mr. aacharya manoj inshan banjaye toh?
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agar mai khuda ban gaya toh mere sabho dosto ke sab gham aur takleefe door kar doonga khaas kar nihaar ki jhalan aur mushibaten.................
kyaa khayaal hai nihaar..........
agar nihaar ko koi angel mil jaaye to..........??????????
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6th November 2007, 06:57 PM
to....heheehheeh...bechari angel...........
agar meri amrica se ladaai ho jaye to?
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ahahhahahahahahahahaha
fir sabse pahale apko bharti karungi hospital me
agar 29 mental hospital me bharti ho gaye to?
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ahahhahahahahahahahaha
fir sabse pahale apko bharti karungi hospital me
agar 29 mental hospital me bharti ho gaye to?
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to sare pagal unke paagalpan se pareshan hokar bhag jayenge..............
agar MAYANK break pe nahi gaye tooooooo????????????????
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to sare pagal unke paagalpan se pareshan hokar bhag jayenge..............
agar MAYANK break pe nahi gaye tooooooo????????????????
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toh paagalkhaane to jaroor jata ,varna use compulsory break par men bhej deta, vaise vo break par is liye ja raha hai ki apne dimaag ka ilaaz karvaa sake vaise abhi yeh sabit nahii hua ki us ke paas dimaag hai ki nahee, shayad yahi chek karne gaya hai break pe....... ................................................. ...
chalo agala sawaal...........................
agar sab ke ghar men paise ka ped ugane lage to...???.. ..
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toh paagalkhaane to jaroor jata ,varna use compulsory break par men bhej deta, vaise vo break par is liye ja raha hai ki apne dimaag ka ilaaz karvaa sake vaise abhi yeh sabit nahii hua ki us ke paas dimaag hai ki nahee, shayad yahi chek karne gaya hai break pe....... ................................................. ...
chalo agala sawaal...........................
agar sab ke ghar men paise ka ped ugane lage to...???.. ..
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To bechare ped insanon se panaha maangte nazar ate
agar he rnaye din new year start hota to ??
Waqt ke jisam ki kharash hoon main
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To bechare ped insanon se panaha maangte nazar ate
agar he rnaye din new year start hota to ??
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to calendar ki koi zaroorat hi nahin rehti
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agar sherbat deti to chai ki to chutti hojati phir chai ki jaga sherbat peete
agar main urr sakti to?????
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agar sherbat deti to chai ki to chutti hojati phir chai ki jaga sherbat peete
agar main urr sakti to?????
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Hmm to fir aap saas bahu waali serial banaanaa chhoD dete aur fir Superman ke ooper serial banaate..hahaha
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TO teri nayi id hoti SDC pe pooja_murderer
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pooja ko kya sazaa milni chahiye murder ki??????
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pooja ko kya sazaa milni chahiye murder ki??????
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agar poooja is saza pe amal daramad shuru kerde to???
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nahi.........pooja ko ba'izzat bari kiya jaata haiiiiiiiiiii
agar ye saza mani di ko di jaye to?
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o hello, ye apka Q. thha ya Q. ka ans ? confused yaaa
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agar asmaan ka rang pila hota to?
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Maths meiN 100 marks laati...
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mani chup chap sazaa man legi teri tara thodi na hain mani.........kuch sikh apni didiyoN se ..kitni sharif hain sab ki sab
MANi ka mobile kahin kho jaaye to kya hoga????????
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(hahahahaha dekha pooja didi mujhe kitni achi tarah janti hain acha chalo ab jealous mat ho )
Ya Allah didi aap bhi na mobile khojaye to meri zindagi weeran wesay agar mera cell kho jayega to Sms Queen ka title kise milega ??????
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to to uski saaans hi aatak jae .................................................. .........................................
aur fir shanti hi shanti mile
hahahahahahahaha
agar manu ko umar kaid ho jae toh? woh bhi pagal khane me to ?
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to to uski saaans hi aatak jae .................................................. .........................................
aur fir shanti hi shanti mile
hahahahahahahaha
agar manu ko umar kaid ho jae toh? woh bhi pagal khane me to ?
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to pagal khane walon ka kia hoga????????
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Of course..........MAUSAM KO....
agar dharti na hoti to .....?????
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to hum khila main urr rahe hote
agar computer eejad na hota to?????
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to hum khila main urr rahe hote
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OYe sunita di....aaapne aise kaise sabse bade pagal ki padvi mujhe de di........bina poll ke...are apne jaisa Ques post kiya usse aap bhi kam pagal nahin hain
Computer ejaad na hota to?????abhi hum tum is post par baat nahin kar rahe hote...........
agar hume bhukh na lage to???
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to mera aesa haal na hota jo aaj fast main horaha hai
agar mausam di ko sdc pe bann kerdia jaye to didi ka rad e amal kia hoga????
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es baat se sabse bada fayada hum ladkiyo.n ko hi hota.....kitchen ke kaam se chutti hoti....
agar raat na hoti to....?????????
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aisa hum nahi hone denge...........agar ho jaye to hum bhi bann ho jayeNge
agar raat na ho to....??????
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KYun mani kyun????tumko mujhe ban karvane ka khyal kaise aaye..uaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhuaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh...Dost dost na raha.....kya kar diya aisa maine. ...................di i luv u.........aapne mere liye khud ko ban karvane ki baat ki.... .......mani lagta hain tujhmein pooja ki aatma ghush gayi hain..heeeee woh nahin aati to mujhe pareshan karne kaa kaam tumhe saup diya lagta hain
Agar raat na ho to...........neend na aaye .....aur neend lane ke liye sleeping pills na khani padi...heeeeeeeeeeee
achanaks e sunita di khana banana bhul jaye to??????????
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KYun mani kyun????tumko mujhe ban karvane ka khyal kaise aaye..uaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhuaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh...Dost dost na raha.....kya kar diya aisa maine. ...................di i luv u.........aapne mere liye khud ko ban karvane ki baat ki.... .......mani lagta hain tujhmein pooja ki aatma ghush gayi hain..heeeee woh nahin aati to mujhe pareshan karne kaa kaam tumhe saup diya lagta hain
Agar raat na ho to...........neend na aaye .....aur neend lane ke liye sleeping pills na khani padi...heeeeeeeeeeee
achanaks e sunita di khana banana bhul jaye to??????????
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hahahaha nahi nahi pooja ne nahi soumpa dil ho raha hai aapko tang kerne ka aur dekhiye na isi bahane sunita di aapka sath de rahi hain pehlibaar isliye mujhe thanks bolain hahahaha
agar sunita di khana banana bholl jayen to koi gal nai ji meri ami ko phone karaingi aur saari punjabi dishes ki recipe le laingi
agar mausam di ko gol roti banani aa jaye to sab se ziada khushi kise hogi ???
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hahahaha nahi nahi pooja ne nahi soumpa dil ho raha hai aapko tang kerne ka aur dekhiye na isi bahane sunita di aapka sath de rahi hain pehlibaar isliye mujhe thanks bolain hahahaha
agar sunita di khana banana bholl jayen to koi gal nai ji meri ami ko phone karaingi aur saari punjabi dishes ki recipe le laingi
agar mausam di ko gol roti banani aa jaye to sab se ziada khushi kise hogi ???
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Lagta hain.....tu aaj haath dhoke mere piche padi hui hain .....mujhe agar gol roti banani aa jaye to khushi kise hogi woh to pata nahin par dukh kise hoga bata sakti hoon......... mujhe................bahut boriyat ka kaam hain ghar mein ek kapde iron karna aur ek roti banana heeeeeeeeeeeeee .
Agar Pooja achanak se serious ho jaye to???waise impossible hain par ho to??????
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Originally Posted by mausam
Lagta hain.....tu aaj haath dhoke mere piche padi hui hain .....mujhe agar gol roti banani aa jaye to khushi kise hogi woh to pata nahin par dukh kise hoga bata sakti hoon......... mujhe................bahut boriyat ka kaam hain ghar mein ek kapde iron karna aur ek roti banana heeeeeeeeeeeeee .
Agar Pooja achanak se serious ho jaye to???waise impossible hain par ho to??????
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to sab shock main aa jayenge sab ko sakta hojayega maarey herat ke
agar main job kerne lagoon??/
Waqt ke jisam ki kharash hoon main
apne ander se pash pash hoon main
zaaat hai aetbaar e zaaat nahin
ab to main khud bhi apne saath nahin
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