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Love this is brilliant - 22nd April 2013, 05:35 PM

This is brilliant !!!!
INSTALLING HUSBAND.....

A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy.

.Dear Tech Support,Last year
I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to
Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system
performance, particularly in the flower
and jewellery applications, which
operated flawlessly under Boyfriend
5.0.In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled
many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5,
and then installed undesirable programs
such as NEWS 5.0,MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET
4.1 .Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and
Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the
system.Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5..3 to fix these
problems but it just doesn't seem to
work.What can I do?
Signed,........................Reply...
DEAR
Madam,First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0
is an Entertainment Package,while Husband 1.0 is an operating
system.Please enter command:
ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to
downloadTears 6.2 and do not forget to
install the Guilt 3.0 update.If that
application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then
automaticallyrun the applications
Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5..However,
remember, overuse of the above
application can causeHusband 1.0 to
default to Beer 6.1..Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances
installMother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus
in the background that will eventually
seize control of all your system
resources.)In addition, please do not
attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported
applications and will crashHusband
1.0.To summarize - Husband 1.0 is a
great programYou might consider
buying additional software to improve
memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks
7.7.Good Luck Madam!



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