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Exclamation How To Get Inside A Guy's Mind.... - 9th March 2010, 09:48 AM

It's no secret that guys aren't the best at articulating what they're thinking. Combine that with the fact that they'd rather bend the truth a little than risk letting you down and you're left with a baffling, cryptic code to decipher.


Just check what some of their most said phrases really mean.


1. He Says: "We should hang out sometime."
He Means: "I'm afraid you'll say 'no' if I ask you out."



2. He Says: "I'll call you later."
He Means: "I may or may not call you at some point between now and three months from now."



3. He Says: "My ex is crazy."
He Means: "I messed her up, and she got upset."




4. He Says: "That guy seems like a good friend of yours."
He Means: "Was there ever a thing between you?"



5. He Says: "It's a long story."
He Means: "It's a story that makes me look bad."



6. He Says: "That's a new look."
He Means: "You look weird."



7. He Says: "Why are you being so emotional?"
He Means: "Why are you acting like a psycho?"



8. He Says: "That's not what I meant."
He Means: "That's totally what I meant, but now that I see you're mad, I wish I hadn't said it out loud."



9. He Says: "It's fine."
He Means: "It's not actually fine, but I'M in no mood
to discuss it."



10. He Says: "Can we talk about this later?"
He Means: "I never want to talk about this again."



And there you have it! .............

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Wink What women say and what they really mean... - 21st March 2010, 05:50 PM

What women say and what they really mean...

We need ----- I want
It's your decision ----- The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want----- You'll pay for this later
We need to talk ----- I need to complain
Sure...go ahead ----- I don't want you to.
I'm not upset ----- Of course I'm upset, you moron.
You're...so manly ----- You need a shave and you sweat a lot.

Hang the picture there ----- No, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise ----- I noticed you were almost asleep.
Do you love me? ----- I'm going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me? ----- I did something today you're really not going to like..
I'll be ready in a minute. ----- Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
Is my butt fat? ----- Tell me I'm beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate. ----- Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me!? ----- [Too late, you're dead.]
Yes ----- No
No ----- No
Maybe ----- No
I'm sorry. ----- You'll be sorry.
I'm not yelling! ----- Yes I am yelling because I think this is important

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