What women say and what they really mean... -
21st March 2010, 05:50 PM
What women say and what they really mean...
We need ----- I want
It's your decision ----- The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want----- You'll pay for this later
We need to talk ----- I need to complain
Sure...go ahead ----- I don't want you to.
I'm not upset ----- Of course I'm upset, you moron.
You're...so manly ----- You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
Hang the picture there ----- No, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise ----- I noticed you were almost asleep.
Do you love me? ----- I'm going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me? ----- I did something today you're really not going to like..
I'll be ready in a minute. ----- Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
Is my butt fat? ----- Tell me I'm beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate. ----- Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me!? ----- [Too late, you're dead.]
Yes ----- No
No ----- No
Maybe ----- No
I'm sorry. ----- You'll be sorry.
I'm not yelling! ----- Yes I am yelling because I think this is important
Last edited by zainy; 21st March 2010 at 06:04 PM..
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