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MERE DOST TANHAI ME NA WAQT BITAYA KARO

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DIL ME BASA HAI PYAR TERA

AANKHO ME BASI HAI TASVIR TERI

JAB BHI YAAD AAYI TERI

HUM DEKHTE HAI TOM S, JERRY ........................
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yash ji ,,,,aur kuch aat nahi hai kya tere ko pata nahi kya likhta rehta hai paghl ..........
   
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MAI KYA KRU LOCK JI,MUJHE SUCHI MAI KUCH NAHI AATA HAI ...
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tu kitna bada crazy hai tera kons title hai

apna to bata de phir dusro ka puchna ...........????????????''òòòòòòòòòòòòòòòò
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18th March 2008, 10:16 PM
Sardar: He bhagwan tu mujhe 100 rupe dega

to usme se 50 tujh par chadhaunga.

Kuch der baad use 50 rupe milte hai wo kehta hai:

Kya bhagwan mujh pe itna bhi bharosa nahi k pehele

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kehne ko bahut kuch he - 22nd March 2008, 12:51 PM
hi frnd,
haa main shayar to nahi lekin koshish yehi rehti he ki main bhi............. or mujhe pata he koshish karne waale kaamyaab hote he ab dekhte he ki meri koshish kaha tak kaamyaab hoti he

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ek baar galib apni mehbooba k ghar k saamne su su karte hue pakde gaye to unhone apni bebasi is tarah kahi

ki tere ishq ne zaalim kahi ka naa choda
aansu bhi niklte he raste badal badal k...........

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EK BAR EXAM. MAIN EK QUESTION THA AAYA HIMMAT KISE KAHTE HAI.TO EK BACHE NE
PURA PAPER KHALI CHCHOD KAR LAST PAGE PAR LIKH DIYA APNE BAAP KI AULAD HAI
TO PASS KAR KE DIKHA.
ACTUALLY IT M8T B U AE?????????????? HAHAHAHA LOL JKZ
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27th March 2008, 11:05 AM
BHAHU ACHA LIKHA AAAPNE ALBELA dtz really awsme n im nt a shayar maslf baas app saab ki shayriyoun ko dekh kar kuch sikne ko mil raha hai n ur poem z jst 2222 gud!!!!!!!!!
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EK BAR EXAM. MAIN EK QUESTION THA AAYA HIMMAT KISE KAHTE HAI.TO EK BACHE NE
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MERE DOST TANHAI ME NA WAQT BITAYA KARO

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KYA HUA TO KALAY HEIN SAAMNAY K 4 DAANTH

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aap humhe invite karoge toh hum zaaro ayenge yash ji
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OFFICER: what is your name?

CANDIDATE: M P. sir

OFFICER : tell me properly

CANDIDATE : Mohan Pal Sir

OFFICER : YOUR FA THE R'S NAME ?

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OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION?

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OFFICER : WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB ?

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

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CANDIDATE : MONEY PROBLEM SIR

OFFICER : DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY

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28th March 2008, 02:19 AM
TO AAPKO HUMNE INVITE KIYA FAUZ JI AAPKA WEL COME SHYARI WORLD MAI ENJOY STAY HEARE .....................
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14th April 2008, 03:40 PM
Is Kadar Aapke Shero- Shayri Ke Diwane Huye Ham,
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BHUL MAT JANA HAM BHI AAPKE DOST HAIN.
" DOST BNAKE KABHI DUSHMAN MAT BAN JANA,
MANA KE TUMSE BHUT DUR HAI HAM,
IS BATKA BAHANA BANAKE ,KABHI HAME BHULA MAT DENA."
   
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Talking girl -friend - 14th April 2008, 09:03 PM
jab dekha pehile baar unhone tirchhi nazar se

to hum madhosh ho gaye ...


ek din jab pata chala ki nazare hi tirchhi hai

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14th April 2008, 09:05 PM
good one...yash....

khooob.....

ek din jab pata chala ki nazare hi tirchhi hai
to hum behosh ho gaye

hehehehee

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Arrow hi yash - 14th April 2008, 09:07 PM
good one...yash....


khooob.....


ek din jab pata chala ki nazare hi tirchhi hai
to hum behosh ho gaye ....


hehehehee...

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Talking girl-friend - 19th April 2008, 06:37 PM
Aahat si koi aaye to laghta hai ki tum ho


saya sa koi lehraye to lagjhta hai tum ho


ab tumhi batao tum kya
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girl -friend - 26th April 2008, 07:01 PM
zamane ki garam hawa ka dhyan rakhna...

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Talking girl -friend - 8th May 2008, 08:58 PM
Aapko kya pata hum aapko kitna yaad karte hain

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15th May 2008, 11:43 PM
Arz kiya hai..

hey Prabhu

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15th May 2008, 11:53 PM
Behind evry Man's success thr is womn dis is wat v learnt frm movie GURU


Bt behind 16gals success thr is a man dis is wat v c in CHAK DE INDIA

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