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16th June 2005, 10:16 AM
A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.
Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed.
It was addressed, "Mom."
With the worst premonition,
she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
"Dear Mom,
"It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. .
I've been finding real passion with John and he is so nice even with all his piercing, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion, mom, I'm pregnant and John said that we will be very happy.
He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.
He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too.
John taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so John can get better; he sure deserves it!!
Don't worry Mom,
I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
"Your daughter, Judith
"PS : Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's
house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than
my
report card that's in my desk drawer. I love you!
"Call when it is safe for me to come home."
astha
i m an angel honest ...those horns are just there 2 hold my halo up!
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17th June 2005, 02:11 AM
hehe
what a way to tell ur mom abt the report card!!!! must try it when i get mine
take care
bye
warda
*(`'·.¸(`'·.¸*¤*¸.·'´) ¸.·'´)*
»~:¤.·º`·.»WARDA«.·´º·.¤:~«
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I'm a wanderer...on the roads of life,
marveling at the different plants and flowers
on the way....some hurt, yet some love...
~*~Ek Nanny Si Jaan...Chotta Sa Bacha...Thas Me!~*~
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18th June 2005, 11:55 AM
amazing........nice yaar.....keep it up...not that letter but ur writing...
tk care
true love has no reason,if it has,its not love...
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18th June 2005, 03:25 PM
he he he ha ha ha ho ho ho .. nice idea
:D •·.·´Ż`·.·•ÐΣ£Î KÄ B¤§§ •·.·´Ż`·.·• :D
º°‘¨LiVe LiFe KiNg SiZe¨‘°º
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25th June 2005, 01:28 PM
hey .. do let me know ur mom's response ...
astha
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25th June 2005, 01:30 PM
thx ankit & rajat 4 appreciating .. nice 2 c ur responses.
bye n tc.
astha
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8th October 2005, 01:17 AM
thats real cool!!
nice way to show the report card haha...thanks for sharing this letter with us
"Roz Kii Taraah Aaj Bhii Taare
Subha Kii Gard MeiN Naa Kho JaayeiN
Aa ! Tere Gham MeiN Jaagtii AankheiN
Kam Se Kam Aik Raat So JaayeiN."
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9th October 2005, 09:08 AM
yeah ..do try it out .lol
astha
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9th October 2005, 09:10 AM
thk u lucky ..but y u use so many smilies wid ur name ..confused kya??
tc
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11th October 2005, 02:32 AM
Hi Astha!!
Very hilarious. I hope u forgive me for posting ur story somewhere else without your permission.
U can check response at it here http://nazrana-network.ryze.com/ and there see the title "Letter to mom". Take care.
Ashish
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11th October 2005, 07:13 PM
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT,,,,TOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYY ,MUST ADMIT,,,,,
BUT WAS EXPECTED FROM AASTHA, THE UNDISPUTED QUEEN OF HUMOUROUS POSTS
CANT STOP LAUGHTER
HAH AHH AA HA AH AHEHE HAHH HIAOOH O HO HOH HAHH AHHOAOH AOHAHAOAH HA HAHHA AHAHO
BUS .. AUR NAHI THAK GYA
HARRJJOT
If all are hungry for success, then I am starving
THODA THODA HASNA JAROOR CHAHIDA HAI
GUM HOVE TA DUSNA ZARROR CHAHIDA HAI
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12th October 2005, 04:27 PM
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Originally posted by ashish20000
Hi Astha!!
Very hilarious. I hope u forgive me for posting ur story somewhere else without your permission.
U can check response at it here http://nazrana-network.ryze.com/ and there see the title "Letter to mom". Take care.
Ashish
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hey thts absolutely fine .. i myself got it as a fwded mail ... likd it so thot of sharin it here . thts it
astha
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12th October 2005, 04:30 PM
[QUOTE] Originally posted by harrjjot
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT,,,,TOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYY ,MUST ADMIT,,,,,
BUT WAS EXPECTED FROM AASTHA, THE UNDISPUTED QUEEN OF HUMOUROUS POSTS
CANT STOP LAUGHTER
HAH AHH AA HA AH AHEHE HAHH HIAOOH O HO HOH HAHH AHHOAOH AOHAHAOAH HA HAHHA AHAHO
BUS .. AUR NAHI THAK GYA [/QUOTE
flattered lolz ... thts was bit 2 much
thx neways ..& happy dusshers ..njoy
astha
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13th October 2005, 06:12 PM
HI aastha I have not understood as yet that why you have a tiger as your signature Image ,,,,,,astha is a sweet name u should have a rose or candy as your signature image,,,,,
take care aastha,,,,harrjjot
HARRJJOT
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THODA THODA HASNA JAROOR CHAHIDA HAI
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13th October 2005, 07:23 PM
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Originally posted by harrjjot
HI aastha I have not understood as yet that why you have a tiger as your signature Image ,,,,,,astha is a sweet name u should have a rose or candy as your signature image,,,,,
take care aastha,,,,harrjjot
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rose/candy ... v.predicatble sorta..lol ...thts y dont suit me
... dis avatar is sumthin diff. at d same time its cute ..suits me better ..
astha
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14th October 2005, 06:18 PM
aastha that really means that u r a very unpredictable
somebody should never go by ur name
looks can b disguised but knowledge and nature cant be disguised u have a cool and happening nature
u r funny and having a good knowledge,,,, HOW 2 MAKE OTHERS LOL
u must b wondering y i m praising u so much
GOOD WORK IS ALWAYS APPRICIATED JUS REMEMBER THIS..................
HARRJJOT
If all are hungry for success, then I am starving
THODA THODA HASNA JAROOR CHAHIDA HAI
GUM HOVE TA DUSNA ZARROR CHAHIDA HAI
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15th October 2005, 12:23 PM
thxxxxxxxxxxxxxx ... ab bas . no more
astha
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15th October 2005, 01:28 PM
you should tell ur mom about the report card in someother way too .thats will v much better . think about it
sandeep
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16th October 2005, 12:33 PM
okie..nxt time
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19th October 2005, 07:16 PM
hi astha have not seen a new thread from ur side now from a lng time .............post it soon,,,,,,,,,,,we are waiting........as ur posts ar e like much awaited movie with a huge star cast,,,,,,,,,,,
take care
and b merry
IF U KNOW GURDAS MAAN......GOD OF PUNJABI MUSIC.
HE IS ONE OF MY FAVOURAITES
SONG GOES LIKE THIS
THODA THODA HASNA JAROOR CHAHIDA HAI
GUM HOVE TA DUSNA ZARROR CHAHIDA HAI
SO BE HAPPY ALWAYS
HARRJJOT
If all are hungry for success, then I am starving
THODA THODA HASNA JAROOR CHAHIDA HAI
GUM HOVE TA DUSNA ZARROR CHAHIDA HAI
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20th October 2005, 05:49 PM
hmm... kuch post karne layak lagega to karenge ...ya jab mood hoga .. may b soon
sorry...havent heard d song
punjabi all goes above my head ..
astha
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21st October 2005, 04:57 PM
That was real good Astha... read a few posts of urs... liked them...keep on making us laugh.. TC
Kab sochaa thha milegaa humsafar "Shweta" jaisaa
Lagta hai is baar "Pulkit", kismat teri bhi rang laayii hai
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21st October 2005, 06:06 PM
well astha.....i thought u must have under stood the meaning of two lines i wrote
every language has its own charm bt punjabi songs are rockin g these days ,,,are a regular feature these days
thoda thoda hasna jaroor chahida hai-----You should laugh a little that is must and (whatever is the situation)
gum hove dusna jaroor chahhida hai ---If you are in pain also
then also you should tell
one thing of gurdaas mann is that his songs always carry a msg ,,,,
i will some day post his lyrics with fulll explanation,,,,,,
take care
HARRJJOT
If all are hungry for success, then I am starving
THODA THODA HASNA JAROOR CHAHIDA HAI
GUM HOVE TA DUSNA ZARROR CHAHIDA HAI
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22nd October 2005, 02:11 PM
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That was real good Astha... read a few posts of urs... liked them...keep on making us laugh.. TC
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yeah sure ... u keep on checkin n replyin & i wil keep on postin
astha
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22nd October 2005, 02:13 PM
harrjjot ..i do like listenin 2 punjabi tracks ..but i hardly understand it
thx 4 translatin those lines
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22nd October 2005, 06:37 PM
aastha i was listin to a Gurdaas Maan song ..as it is a daily routine....
specially for you......
neend na dekhe bistra
(whn person feels sleepy it does not look for a comfort able bed)
bhookh na dekhe maas
(hunger does not look at meat )
maut na dekhe umar
(death doesnt look at the age)
ishq na vekhe jaat
(and finally love does not look at religion)
HARRJJOT
If all are hungry for success, then I am starving
THODA THODA HASNA JAROOR CHAHIDA HAI
GUM HOVE TA DUSNA ZARROR CHAHIDA HAI
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22nd October 2005, 07:03 PM
LAUGH RIOT BY GURDAAS MAAN
TRANSLATED IN ENGLISH AT THE END
jad jovan dee rut aave ....
munda chori chori nain milaave ....
kudi has ke niveean paave ta samjho .....
MAMLA GADBAD HAI
MAMLA GADBAD HAI
jad kudi navian naviaan poshakaa paan lage...
jad sheeshe mure beth ke der lagaen lagey...
jad vaundi vaundi vaandi baal gaaun lage ....
jad chalan lage vele chaal matkaun lage... ta samjho......
MAMLA GADBAD HAI
MAMLA GADBAD HAI
jad ghar vich chain na aave....
kudi din chade baar nu jaave ....
munda gali vich feriaan paave ta samjho......
MAMLA GADBAD HAI
MAMLA GADBAD HAI
jad gali mohalle vaale gallan karde ne....
jaisa munda aap ho je karde ne ....
kudi kidar dee changee hukaan parde ne ....
pher kudi munde de maa pe lad de ne .....
jad miyan biwi raazi ta kee kare gi qazi
jad police karaandi shaadi ta samjho gadbad hai gadbad hai
MAMLA GADBAD HAI
MAMLA GADBAD HAI
when the season of adolscence arrives
when boy tries to make eye contact
when the girl blushes then ,,,,,,,think that
SOMETHING IS WRONG
when girl wears new dresses frequntly
when girl spends more time in front of mirror
when girl sings while combing her hair
when walk changes into cat walk
when girl does not feel like stayin at home
when girl decide to move out early in the morning
when boy wanders in the lanes........then....
SOMETHING IS WRONG
when neighbours start talking abt them
when talks abt the boy
when decide abt the girl
when fight starts b/w parents of girl and the boy
when boy and girl are ready then what wil the priest do
when marriage is ceremonised by POLICE then,,,,,,,
SOMETHING IS WRONG
HARRJJOT
If all are hungry for success, then I am starving
THODA THODA HASNA JAROOR CHAHIDA HAI
GUM HOVE TA DUSNA ZARROR CHAHIDA HAI
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24th October 2005, 02:20 PM
gud
i hope nuthin wrong wid u
astha
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24th October 2005, 07:08 PM
thnx 4 replyin
bt nothin new 4m ur side
what happend
is everything fine everybdy fine at home and life ?
only replyng wud not go ..
u shud post regularly
acccha lagta hai /////////
HARRJJOT
If all are hungry for success, then I am starving
THODA THODA HASNA JAROOR CHAHIDA HAI
GUM HOVE TA DUSNA ZARROR CHAHIDA HAI
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