Ik Dum Mast!!!

[Mukhra]

bole toh, apun ko yeh shtory jhakkas lagi...ik dum mast! eh bhiddu...ab tu bhi sun, yeh mashtiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Apun ek short story sunaega...............

Julie aur Sulie do ben log rehta hai. Ben log maane.........judwaa.
Lekin dono main fark bole to solid. Julie ekdum Smart,
bole to jhakaas rapchik piece aur Sulie bole to ekdum halki re.
To kya hota hai maloom Sulie thee bachpan se, woh kya bolte hain
usko..Stubborn ..bole to ekdam yedi, jiddi.... rehti hai.
To julie jo bhi maangti hai na...Sulie ko woh maangta ich hai.
Julie ko gudiya mili to Sulie ko bhi maangta tha...
Julie ko kangan mila to Sulie ko bhi mangta hai.....
Aisa karte karte bees saal guzar gaya.
To na, Julie ka shaadi ekdum karodpati ladka ke saath
hota hai. Aur Sulie ek fatichar funtoosh se shaadi banatha hai.
Shaadi ke baad Julie Fridge leti hai baap.
Sulie bhi pati se fridge maangti hai.
Pati salla bechara garib manus.
Lekin biwi ko khush karne ke waaste woh Fridge khareed leta hai.
Abhi Julie agle mahine Air Conditioner khareed dalti hai.
Sulie bhi jidd karti hai baap.
Kya Bolti Malum: AC nahin liya to khud ko tapka daloongi.
Pati bechara aur paise markeet se udhaar leta hai aur
AC khareed leta hai........
Ab Julie car khareedti hai.
Sulie bhi jidd karti hai.
Pati ka dimaag satak-ta hai lekin phir bhi saala karega kya,
baap ka zameen bech dalta hai aur gaadi khareedta hai.
Thode dinon ke baad Julie gaadi bech ke bus khareedti hai. Sulie bhi
jidd karti hai....
Abhi pati solid bhadakta hai baap.

Bolta hai "Ae item, ab dhimaag ka dahi mat bana..bahut ho gaya tera
natak. Abhi apun tera ek nahin sunega. Apun
jaa rahela hai kya, yeda samjha hai kya,
To Sulie ko shorke woh chala jaata hai.
Sulie lekin apni gaadi bechkar aur paisa market se uthakar bus khareed
leti hai......
To Julie aur Sulie apne apne bus main Ek din picnic ko jaata hai.
Bus ko park karke woh log ghoomne phirne ko jaata hai.
Wapas aake dekhta hai to saala dono bus main steering wheel gaayab,seat
gaayab, gear gaayab...sab kuch ghayab!!
Sulie julie ko dekhti hai aur kuch to bolti hai...........


Abhi Ekdum simple koschan: Sulie Julie ko kya bolti hai??





* * Ye tu bhol-na * * * * *




* * * Abe soch...... * * *




* * * dhimag kaam nahi kar rehla hai kya? * *





* * * Haar maan gaya kya??? * * *





* * * Accha chal bolich dalta hoon: * * *




" NA KUCH TERE BUS MEIN JULIE........ NA KUCH MERE BUS MEIN..."


ae log, apun ko gaali nahi dene ka kya?,
aur apun ke upar gussa nai karne ka?
Apun ko bhi kisi ne yeh bhej kar apna bheja
kharab kiya hai. Tere ko lage to tu bhi kisi ka
bheja kharab kar. par apun ka nahi............samja kya.........!!!. (nm)

oyy shabhi shaano, apun ek cheez maangta, shama! agar jishko yeh story bheja, tere ko rakh k jor ka chaanta mare, toh apun ko yaad mat kariyo...haath bhot bhaari hai boss!

chal...maj kar! apun kalti hota!

p.s. ab tph aadat si hai mujko aise jeene mein

[cute_ashu]

nice story
warda .... thanx for sharing
keep writing

bye
TC