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26th June 2010, 06:45 PM

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Ans... ________________ (Sirf budhijeevo ko ans dikhega)

Next Que :- ******************
Hahahhahahaha....
Kyaa baaaaat hai...

Waise mujhe afsos hai k aapka jawab ghalat hai


Aapke que ka ans. Abhi dhoond raha hu, jaise he mil jayega, turant inform karr duunga


Tab tak k liye mera que : raavan k kitne sir they??




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26th June 2010, 06:49 PM

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Hahahhahahaha....
Kyaa baaaaat hai...

Waise mujhe afsos hai k aapka jawab ghalat hai


Aapke que ka ans. Abhi dhoond raha hu, jaise he mil jayega, turant inform karr duunga


Tab tak k liye mera que : raavan k kitne sir they??
Ans.. Raavan ke waise to kai sir the par hume sirf 10 dikhaai dete hai... Ramleela me to 1 hi dikhaai deta hai........ Baaki pta nahi ye sir ki baate basar hai......


Que- Maine agar que de diya to u ke que ka kya hoga????


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26th June 2010, 07:00 PM

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Ans.. Raavan ke waise to kai sir the par hume sirf 10 dikhaai dete hai... Ramleela me to 1 hi dikhaai deta hai........ Baaki pta nahi ye sir ki baate basar hai......


Que- Maine agar que de diya to u ke que ka kya hoga????
Hahaha....ek baar fir se zabardast performence k liye is ghante ka budhhijeevi award jata hai miss/mrs. Kavita negi ko...

Zordaar taaliya

Waise raavan k 'sir' k baare me mujhe bhi confusion hai, mere ek 'sir' ji hain, unse puuch k batauunga

Aapke que, nahi, aapki baat, arey kya bolu ... Aapne to confuse karr ddiya

Ab ans. To dena he padega...

Chahe baat ho ya que ya kuch aur ...

So my ans : u k que ka ans. He sab ques ka ans. Hai

Ab mai kya puuchu... Que ya baat ?

Que he puuchta hu

here it goes : kaha gaya ???




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26th June 2010, 07:14 PM

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Hahaha....ek baar fir se zabardast performence k liye is ghante ka budhhijeevi award jata hai miss/mrs. Kavita negi ko...

Zordaar taaliya

Waise raavan k 'sir' k baare me mujhe bhi confusion hai, mere ek 'sir' ji hain, unse puuch k batauunga

Aapke que, nahi, aapki baat, arey kya bolu ... Aapne to confuse karr ddiya

Ab ans. To dena he padega...

Chahe baat ho ya que ya kuch aur ...

So my ans : u k que ka ans. He sab ques ka ans. Hai

Ab mai kya puuchu... Que ya baat ?

Que he puuchta hu

here it goes : kaha gaya ???

Thanku thanku..... bt award nhi dikha meko
Aur Sawaal kya, baat kya....u ne to sab budhijeevo ko b confuse kar diya...

Chalo pehle u ke que ka reply to kar du.....
Kya tha u ka que >>> Kaha Gaya???
Ans is...... Ghar gya hoga....!!!!


>>> Que>> Sir se sir ke baare me kya puchna hai???


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26th June 2010, 07:28 PM

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Thanku thanku..... bt award nhi dikha meko

kavita ji ... Aap bhi na bass...
Arey wo award budhhijeeviyo
Ko nahi dikhta... Maine diya aur aapne le liya bass...
Kuch dikhne wale award budhhikeeviyo k liye nahi hote



Aur Sawaal kya, baat kya....u ne to sab budhijeevo ko b confuse kar diya...




Chalo pehle u ke que ka reply to kar du.....
Kya tha u ka que >>> Kaha Gaya???
Ans is...... Ghar gya hoga....!!!!


>>> Que>> Sir se sir ke baare me kya puchna hai???
Ans. Wo to sir ko he batauunga...


Que : ye sab kaun ???




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28th June 2010, 10:23 AM

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Ans. Wo to sir ko he batauunga...


Que : ye sab kaun ???
Ans : Sab ni pta
Sab-Ji
Sab-TV
Waise mera sab mere alawa aur budhijeevo ke liye tha....u ko chord kar..


Que : Kya sher ek paltu pashu hai....???


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28th June 2010, 10:47 AM

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Ans : Sab ni pta
Sab-Ji
Sab-TV
Waise mera sab mere alawa aur budhijeevo ke liye tha....u ko chord kar..


Que : Kya sher ek paltu pashu hai....???
Na ... Wo to azaad panchi hota hai


Que : cheentiyo k parr nikalne parr kya hota hai ?




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28th June 2010, 02:22 PM

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Na ... Wo to azaad panchi hota hai


Que : cheentiyo k parr nikalne parr kya hota hai ?

Ans : Cheentiyo ke parr nikalne parr wo akaash me udne lgti hai......


Que : Wo kon si kali hai jo kabhi khilti nahi


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Ans : Cheentiyo ke parr nikalne parr wo akaash me udne lgti hai......


Que : Wo kon si kali hai jo kabhi khilti nahi
Hahaha.... Btw kaaali ya kali???


Khair... Agar kali hai to shayadd kashmir ki kali ya chipkali

Aur agar kaali hai to

Aisi kaun si kaali hai jo khilti hai


Now que : sharab aur shabab k nashe me kya antar hota hai




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Jisme chuhe ne yaad dilaayi,billi ko nani hai...
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Hahaha.... Btw kaaali ya kali???

"Saaf saaf kali likha hai"

Khair... Agar kali hai to shayadd kashmir ki kali ya chipkali

Aur agar kaali hai to
"kaali ho to maha kaali"

Aisi kaun si kaali hai jo khilti hai
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Now que : sharab aur shabab k nashe me kya antar hota hai
Ans : sirf r nd b ka antar hai.....
Nasha to meko pta nahi.... wo to aap hi behtar bta skte hai......

Que : Nasha kya hota hai?? udharan sahit btaao ?


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Ans : sirf r nd b ka antar hai.....
Nasha to meko pta nahi.... wo to aap hi behtar bta skte hai......

Que : Nasha kya hota hai?? udharan sahit btaao ?
Hahhahaha... Sahi hai...

Ans : nasha mann ki ek aisi awastha hoti hai jisme insaan ka mann concious me chala jata hai aur mostly anargal baate karta rehta hai...

Udaahran : mujhse achha kaha milega udaahrann

Que : kitne number praapt hue??




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Jisme chuhe ne yaad dilaayi,billi ko nani hai...
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Hahhahaha... Sahi hai...

Ans : nasha mann ki ek aisi awastha hoti hai jisme insaan ka mann concious me chala jata hai aur mostly anargal baate karta rehta hai...

Udaahran : mujhse achha kaha milega udaahrann

Que : kitne number praapt hue??

Ans : Abhi paper diya nahi ke result pehle bta do inhe ....


Que : Paper me nakal marne ke tareeko ki vyakhya karo ? Udharan sahit


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Ans : Abhi paper diya nahi ke result pehle bta do inhe ....


Que : Paper me nakal marne ke tareeko ki vyakhya karo ? Udharan sahit
Ye que ka kya weigtage hai paper me, pehle ye bataiye usi k acoording vyakhya ki jaayegi




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Jisme chuhe ne yaad dilaayi,billi ko nani hai...
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28th June 2010, 05:02 PM

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Ye que ka kya weigtage hai paper me, pehle ye bataiye usi k acoording vyakhya ki jaayegi

Galat baat que ka ans to diya nahi aur upar se ek aur que.....
is se zaahir hota hai ke aap nakal maarne ki bahut se tareeke jante hai...3-4 bta doge to fail nahi ho jaaoge


Que - exam me nakal marna kab zaruri hota hai ??


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Galat baat que ka ans to diya nahi aur upar se ek aur que.....
is se zaahir hota hai ke aap nakal maarne ki bahut se tareeke jante hai...3-4 bta doge to fail nahi ho jaaoge


Que - exam me nakal marna kab zaruri hota hai ??
Ji mai ahinsa me vishwaas rakhta hu... maarne vaarne ki baato se door he rehta hu

Que : bhoot k pair kaise hote hain???




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Ji mai ahinsa me vishwaas rakhta hu... maarne vaarne ki baato se door he rehta hu

Que : bhoot k pair kaise hote hain???
Ans : Maaf kijiyega wo u ka personal mamla hai, mai kaise bta skti hu...


Que :


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Ans : Maaf kijiyega wo u ka personal mamla hai, mai kaise bta skti hu...


Que :
Theek hai... ab itna bhi krooor nahi hu... tum b kya yaad karogi... Chalo maaf karr diya tumko


Ans :

Que : insaan ki jeeb kab baahar aati hai !?




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Theek hai... ab itna bhi krooor nahi hu... tum b kya yaad karogi... Chalo maaf karr diya tumko
sukriya, meharbaani, karam


Ans :

Que : insaan ki jeeb kab baahar aati hai !?
Ans : Jab uske dant nahi dikhte hai ....

Que : Insaan ke dant kab dikhte hai ?


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Ans : Jab uske dant nahi dikhte hai ....

parr mere to dant aur jeeb dono dikh re hain



Que : Insaan ke dant kab dikhte hai ?
Ans : ya to wo gusse me ho ya fir jab wo pepsodent ka ad kar raha ho mere dant dikhne ka reason kuch diff. Hai coz i am diff. U know


Que : maggi tomato sauce diff. Kyu hai ??




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Ans : ya to wo gusse me ho ya fir jab wo pepsodent ka ad kar raha ho mere dant dikhne ka reason kuch diff. Hai coz i am diff. U know

"Haan, Kai log different hote hai.... Jaise paa movie me amitab ji.....!!! (Waise wale diff. to nahi ...."

Que : maggi tomato sauce different Kyu hai ??
Ans : Acha ye b different hai...??? Different logo ke diff pasand....!!!!


Que : Kuch log itne different kyu hote hai???


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Ans : Acha ye b different hai...??? Different logo ke diff pasand....!!!!


Que : Kuch log itne different kyu hote hai???
Wo to hai

Ans : coz mango people se bhagwaan ji bore ho jate hain aur diff. Tyype k experiment krte rehte hain


Que : tumhare alawa koi aur yaha kyu nahi aata ?




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Wo to hai

Ans : coz mango people se bhagwaan ji bore ho jate hain aur diff. Tyype k experiment krte rehte hain


Que : tumhare alawa koi aur yaha kyu nahi aata ?
Ans : ye que mera b hai.....


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Ans : ye que mera b hai.....
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

Waise mai to isiliye aata hu coz ' tumhare raasto ki mushkilo ko sehne ki taakat aaye tum me aur mere diye ques k ans deke tum har imtihaan me paas hoti raho


Next que : bhains k aage been bajane se kya hota hai?




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Waise mai to isiliye aata hu coz ' tumhare raasto ki mushkilo ko sehne ki taakat aaye tum me aur mere diye ques k ans deke tum har imtihaan me paas hoti raho


Next que : bhains k aage been bajane se kya hota hai?
Ans : Bhains ke aage been bajane se kuch nahi hota kyunki uska koi signature hi nahi hai...


Que : Kya hum bina signature kiye koi cheque paas krva skte hai ???


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Ans : Bhains ke aage been bajane se kuch nahi hota kyunki uska koi signature hi nahi hai...

hmmmmm....

Que : Kya hum bina signature kiye koi cheque paas krva skte hai ???
idk ... Mera bank account single hai... Shayadd aapka account bhains k saath joint ho... To ye to aap he behtarr jaane

Que : oont pahad k neeche kaise aata hai ??




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idk ... Mera bank account single hai... Shayadd aapka account bhains k saath joint ho... To ye to aap he behtarr jaane

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Que : oont pahad k neeche kaise aata hai ??
Ans : Jab pahad oont ke upar aata hai to oont pahad ke niche aa jata hai..

Que : Maafi mangne ke 4 tareeke btaao,,,,,udhaaran sahit...??


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Ans : Jab pahad oont ke upar aata hai to oont pahad ke niche aa jata hai..

Que : Maafi mangne ke 4 tareeke btaao,,,,,udhaaran sahit...??
Ans. Ekdam sahi hai hahahaha

ab tumhare wale ka ans.

Pehla tareeka..

Jab dadi amma naraaz ho to : dadi amma dadi amma maan jao ... Choro bhi ye gussa vussa hans k dikhao...

Jab papa naraz ho : papa kehte hain, bada naam karega... Beta hamara aisa kaam karega ...

Jab kisi kali ka mehboob naraz ho : kaashmeer ki kali hu mai, mujhse na ruutho babu ji.. Murjha gayi to fir na khilungi...

Que : kitne tareeke bataye maine gaa k sunaao




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29th June 2010, 01:18 PM

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Ans. Ekdam sahi hai hahahaha

ab tumhare wale ka ans.

Pehla tareeka..

Jab dadi amma naraaz ho to : dadi amma dadi amma maan jao ... Choro bhi ye gussa vussa hans k dikhao...
" Good "

Jab papa naraz ho : papa kehte hain, bada naam karega... Beta hamara aisa kaam karega ...

" fine "

Jab kisi kali ka mehboob naraz ho : kaashmeer ki kali hu mai, mujhse na ruutho babu ji.. Murjha gayi to fir na khilungi...

"Superb"

Que : kitne tareeke bataye maine gaa k sunaao
Ans : Mere comments gin lo pta chal jaayega kitne tareeke bataye.....
Rahi gaane ki baat......to aaj jra gla kharaab hai fir kabhi sunaungi....

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Ans : Mere comments gin lo pta chal jaayega kitne tareeke bataye.....
Rahi gaane ki baat......to aaj jra gla kharaab hai fir kabhi sunaungi....

Que : 4 tareeko me se 3 tareeke btaaye baaki 4th tareeka kaha gya????
Hahahahhahaha bahanebaaz


Khair... Here it is...


Fourth : koi haseena jab rooth jati hai to... hai to... Aur bhi haseen ho jati hai... tation se gaadi jab choot jati hai to .. Hai to.. Ek do teen ho jati hai...


Que : Bachhe chote kyu hote hain?




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Hahahahhahaha bahanebaaz


Khair... Here it is...


Fourth : koi haseena jab rooth jati hai to... hai to... Aur bhi haseen ho jati hai... tation se gaadi jab choot jati hai to .. Hai to.. Ek do teen ho jati hai...

" too good"


Que : Bachhe chote kyu hote hain?
Ans : Kyunki unko hum bacha kehte hai..... isliye bechaare chote hote hai....!!!!

Que : Ittefaq kya hota hai ? Kyu hota hai ? Kab hota hai?


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Ans : Kyunki unko hum bacha kehte hai..... isliye bechaare chote hote hai....!!!!

Que : Ittefaq kya hota hai ? Kyu hota hai ? Kab hota hai?
Ans : kya hota hai : mere ek dost k dost ka naam hai 'ittefaaq' ali ...

Kyu hota hai : uske vaalid aur ammi ka nikaah ho gaya tha


Kab hota hai : uske vaalid aur ammi k nikaah k baad



Que : aapko 'ittefaq' me interest hai kya??




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Ans : kya hota hai : mere ek dost k dost ka naam hai 'ittefaaq' ali ...

Kyu hota hai : uske vaalid aur ammi ka nikaah ho gaya tha


Kab hota hai : uske vaalid aur ammi k nikaah k baad


"Stupefying Reply"



Que : aapko 'ittefaq' me interest hai kya??
Ans : N. Na Galti ho gai aisa sawwal kar liya......!!!


Que. Sawaal khatam ho gye....!!!!


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Que. Sawaal khatam ho gye....!!!!
.............puuch rahi ho? bata rahi ho? ..........................




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.............puuch rahi ho? bata rahi ho? ..........................
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pooch b rahi hu. aur bta b rahi hu.
btw bata rahi ho to theek hai... koi ni...

Aur puuch rahi ho to....

Game he aisa hai k que bhi hone chahiye tumhare paas aur ans. Bhi...
To mere ans. To shayadd he kabhi khatm ho

ab agar yaha game rules follow nahi kiye to pitaayi hoyegi isiliye que : cheenti aur haathi ki shaadi kyu nahi ho sakti !! ?




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btw bata rahi ho to theek hai... koi ni...

Aur puuch rahi ho to....

Game he aisa hai k que bhi hone chahiye tumhare paas aur ans. Bhi...
To mere ans. To shayadd he kabhi khatm ho

ab agar yaha game rules follow nahi kiye to pitaayi hoyegi isiliye que : cheenti aur haathi ki shaadi kyu nahi ho sakti !! ?
Ans : kyunki hathi ke daant bahar hai......!!!

Que : Bili aur kutte ki shadi kyu nahi ho skti


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Ans : kyunki hathi ke daant bahar hai......!!!

Que : Bili aur kutte ki shadi kyu nahi ho skti
jhooti kahi ki... Que kaha se nakal maara ??? Tumhare to que khatm ho gaye thy na


Ans : kyunki billi kutte ki mausi hoti hai

Que : tom and jerry ko agar donald duck mil jaaye to kya hoga?




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jhooti kahi ki... Que kaha se nakal maara ??? Tumhare to que khatm ho gaye thy na
" u ke que ke pitaare se hi churaaya hai ye que....!!!

Ans : kyunki billi kutte ki mausi hoti hai

" Acha billi kutte ki mausi hoti hai...."


Que : tom and jerry ko agar donald duck mil jaaye to kya hoga?
Ans : un dono ko ek aur shikaar mil jaayega....

Que : Chuhe ne hathi ke kaan me kya kaha???


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Ans : un dono ko ek aur shikaar mil jaayega....

Que : Chuhe ne hathi ke kaan me kya kaha???

haathi ka reaction to batana tha na
Ans: tumhari biwi cheenti ki maa k bete k jeeja ki mummy k damaad k bete k mama ki saas jo hai, wo naani ban ne wali hai ...


Que : 20 saalo k baad insaan k sirf nakhoon ( nails ) aur baal ( hair ) he kyu badhte hain?




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Que : 20 saalo k baad insaan k sirf nakhoon ( nails ) aur baal ( hair ) he kyu badhte hain?
Ans : Shayad complain peete honge.... isliye badhte rehte hai....!!!!


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