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batao kyun???????????

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voh is liye ki ham log agar horror film banayenge to dekhanewaale ko vahee heart ki takllef ho jaayegii............ aur shayad myo cardial infarction ha jaayega. tumhe bahut saare patients mil jaayenge heart problems waale jis men tumhe dil chaspii hai...............................

haan fees men se kuchh hisaa hame de denaa ham tumhe patients dete rahenge horror movie dikha dikha ke

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voh is liye ki ham log agar horror film banayenge to dekhanewaale ko vahee heart ki takllef ho jaayegii............ aur shayad myo cardial infarction ha jaayega. tumhe bahut saare patients mil jaayenge heart problems waale jis men tumhe dil chaspii hai...............................
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haan fees men se kuchh hisaa hame de denaa ham tumhe patients dete rahenge horror movie dikha dikha ke

men khudaa ban jaaun to????????????????????

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inshan peda huwe ho to inshan banne ki koshish karo aur aasman me bahot uud liye aab zamin ki bhi hawa se hi shaan lena shikho Mr. acharya MJ



aagar Mr. aacharya manoj inshan banjaye toh?
agar mai khuda ban gaya toh mere sabho dosto ke sab gham aur takleefe door kar doonga khaas kar nihaar ki jhalan aur mushibaten.................

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agar nihaar ko koi angel mil jaaye to..........??????????

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America se ladai.ufff.. fir America ladai karna hi bhul jayega..................


Agar puji ko mental hospital ka head bana diya jaaye to???

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Agar puji ko mental hospital ka head bana diya jaaye to???
ahahhahahahahahahahaha

fir sabse pahale apko bharti karungi hospital me

agar 29 mental hospital me bharti ho gaye to?

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fir sabse pahale apko bharti karungi hospital me

agar 29 mental hospital me bharti ho gaye to?


to sare pagal unke paagalpan se pareshan hokar bhag jayenge..............

agar MAYANK break pe nahi gaye tooooooo????????????????

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to sare pagal unke paagalpan se pareshan hokar bhag jayenge..............

agar MAYANK break pe nahi gaye tooooooo????????????????

toh paagalkhaane to jaroor jata ,varna use compulsory break par men bhej deta, vaise vo break par is liye ja raha hai ki apne dimaag ka ilaaz karvaa sake vaise abhi yeh sabit nahii hua ki us ke paas dimaag hai ki nahee, shayad yahi chek karne gaya hai break pe........................................................ ...

chalo agala sawaal...........................

agar sab ke ghar men paise ka ped ugane lage to...???....

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toh paagalkhaane to jaroor jata ,varna use compulsory break par men bhej deta, vaise vo break par is liye ja raha hai ki apne dimaag ka ilaaz karvaa sake vaise abhi yeh sabit nahii hua ki us ke paas dimaag hai ki nahee, shayad yahi chek karne gaya hai break pe........................................................ ...

chalo agala sawaal...........................

agar sab ke ghar men paise ka ped ugane lage to...???....

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To bechare ped insanon se panaha maangte nazar ate

agar he rnaye din new year start hota to??

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To bechare ped insanon se panaha maangte nazar ate

agar he rnaye din new year start hota to??
to calendar ki koi zaroorat hi nahin rehti

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to calendar ki koi zaroorat hi nahin rehti

Cow dudh ki jagah sharbat deti to????

agar sherbat deti to chai ki to chutti hojati phir chai ki jaga sherbat peete


agar main urr sakti to?????

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agar sherbat deti to chai ki to chutti hojati phir chai ki jaga sherbat peete


agar main urr sakti to?????
Hmm to fir aap saas bahu waali serial banaanaa chhoD dete aur fir Superman ke ooper serial banaate..hahaha

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Hmm to fir aap saas bahu waali serial banaanaa chhoD dete aur fir Superman ke ooper serial banaate..hahaha

yeh saas bahu waali serials ke baare meiN aap kyaa sochte haiN?
yahi ki dhaval ko bahot pasand hai ye......

agar mere haaath se murder ho jaye to?

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yahi ki dhaval ko bahot pasand hai ye......

agar mere haaath se murder ho jaye to?
TO teri nayi id hoti SDC pe pooja_murderer

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to use ulta latka dena chahiye hahahah nahi balke use ye saza milni chahiye ke woh aik saal tak sdc ke kisi member se koi panga na le....


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7th November 2007, 09:50 PM
nahi.........pooja ko ba'izzat bari kiya jaata haiiiiiiiiiii

agar ye saza mani di ko di jaye to?

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nahi.........pooja ko ba'izzat bari kiya jaata haiiiiiiiiiii

agar ye saza mani di ko di jaye to?
mani chup chap sazaa man legi teri tara thodi na hain mani.........kuch sikh apni didiyoN se ..kitni sharif hain sab ki sab

MANi ka mobile kahin kho jaaye to kya hoga????????

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MANi ka mobile kahin kho jaaye to kya hoga????????


ohhhhhhhhh thank god.......
ye mai nahi keh rahi hoo.....mani di ke saare dost keh rahe hai...


agar aasman ke taare tode jate to???????

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o hello, ye apka Q. thha ya Q. ka ans ? confused yaaa

whatever......agar asman ke tare tode jate to....to main kahati .....''tare zamin par''.....

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o hello, ye apka Q. thha ya Q. ka ans ? confused yaaa

whatever......agar asman ke tare tode jate to....to main kahati .....''tare zamin par''.....

agar asmaan ka rang pila hota to?
To suraj ko muh chhupaane ki jagah mil jati.........................
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aur suraj nahee dikhata to bechaare Surajmukhi (sunflower) kaa kya hota vo kise muh dikhata

kyaa great sense of humor......


agar pooja angel hoti to ?? pehle kaun sii aur kis ki khwaayish puri hoti/karti jaadoo ki chhadi se??



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dhaval yaar tera estimate ghalat hai...........................
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puchho kyun..........????
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mani chup chap sazaa man legi teri tara thodi na hain mani.........kuch sikh apni didiyoN se ..kitni sharif hain sab ki sab

MANi ka mobile kahin kho jaaye to kya hoga????????


(hahahahaha dekha pooja didi mujhe kitni achi tarah janti hain acha chalo ab jealous mat ho )


Ya Allah didi aap bhi na mobile khojaye to meri zindagi weeran wesay agar mera cell kho jayega to Sms Queen ka title kise milega??????

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(hahahahaha dekha pooja didi mujhe kitni achi tarah janti hain acha chalo ab jealous mat ho )


Ya Allah didi aap bhi na mobile khojaye to meri zindagi weeran wesay agar mera cell kho jayega to Sms Queen ka title kise milega??????

ofcourse muje...........kyon ki sms karne me bahut kachchi ho........

agar MANU ko ek din ke liye maun-vrat rakhna pade to??????????????

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10th November 2007, 12:52 PM
to to uski saaans hi aatak jae .................................................. .........................................

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agar manu ko umar kaid ho jae toh? woh bhi pagal khane me to ?

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to to uski saaans hi aatak jae .................................................. .........................................

aur fir shanti hi shanti mile
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agar manu ko umar kaid ho jae toh? woh bhi pagal khane me to ?

to pagal khane walon ka kia hoga????????


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to pagal khane walon ka kia hoga????????


humain animals ki tarah andhere main bhi dikhne lage to???
To fir na jo companies bulb aur tubelight banati hain..unki chutti ho jayegi.........kya zaroorat rahegi fir?????


SDC ke sabse bade pagal ki padvi kise milegi????

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12th November 2007, 10:09 AM
Of course..........MAUSAM KO....

agar dharti na hoti to .....?????

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Of course..........MAUSAM KO....

agar dharti na hoti to .....?????

to hum khila main urr rahe hote


agar computer eejad na hota to?????

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to hum khila main urr rahe hote


agar computer eejad na hota to?????
OYe sunita di....aaapne aise kaise sabse bade pagal ki padvi mujhe de di........bina poll ke...are apne jaisa Ques post kiya usse aap bhi kam pagal nahin hain


Computer ejaad na hota to?????abhi hum tum is post par baat nahin kar rahe hote...........


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OYe sunita di....aaapne aise kaise sabse bade pagal ki padvi mujhe de di........bina poll ke...are apne jaisa Ques post kiya usse aap bhi kam pagal nahin hain


Computer ejaad na hota to?????abhi hum tum is post par baat nahin kar rahe hote...........


agar hume bhukh na lage to???

to mera aesa haal na hota jo aaj fast main horaha hai



agar mausam di ko sdc pe bann kerdia jaye to didi ka rad e amal kia hoga????

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es baat se sabse bada fayada hum ladkiyo.n ko hi hota.....kitchen ke kaam se chutti hoti....


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agar mausam di ko sdc pe bann kerdia jaye to didi ka rad e amal kia hoga????
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agar raat na ho to....??????

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aisa hum nahi hone denge...........agar ho jaye to hum bhi bann ho jayeNge

agar raat na ho to....??????

KYun mani kyun????tumko mujhe ban karvane ka khyal kaise aaye..uaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhuaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh...Dost dost na raha.....kya kar diya aisa maine....................di i luv u.........aapne mere liye khud ko ban karvane ki baat ki...........mani lagta hain tujhmein pooja ki aatma ghush gayi hain..heeeeewoh nahin aati to mujhe pareshan karne kaa kaam tumhe saup diya lagta hain


Agar raat na ho to...........neend na aaye .....aur neend lane ke liye sleeping pills na khani padi...heeeeeeeeeeee


achanaks e sunita di khana banana bhul jaye to??????????

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KYun mani kyun????tumko mujhe ban karvane ka khyal kaise aaye..uaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhuaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh...Dost dost na raha.....kya kar diya aisa maine....................di i luv u.........aapne mere liye khud ko ban karvane ki baat ki...........mani lagta hain tujhmein pooja ki aatma ghush gayi hain..heeeeewoh nahin aati to mujhe pareshan karne kaa kaam tumhe saup diya lagta hain


Agar raat na ho to...........neend na aaye .....aur neend lane ke liye sleeping pills na khani padi...heeeeeeeeeeee


achanaks e sunita di khana banana bhul jaye to??????????

hahahaha nahi nahi pooja ne nahi soumpa dil ho raha hai aapko tang kerne ka aur dekhiye na isi bahane sunita di aapka sath de rahi hain pehlibaar isliye mujhe thanks bolain hahahaha


agar sunita di khana banana bholl jayen to koi gal nai ji meri ami ko phone karaingi aur saari punjabi dishes ki recipe le laingi



agar mausam di ko gol roti banani aa jaye to sab se ziada khushi kise hogi???

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agar sunita di khana banana bholl jayen to koi gal nai ji meri ami ko phone karaingi aur saari punjabi dishes ki recipe le laingi



agar mausam di ko gol roti banani aa jaye to sab se ziada khushi kise hogi???

Lagta hain.....tu aaj haath dhoke mere piche padi hui hain.....mujhe agar gol roti banani aa jaye to khushi kise hogi woh to pata nahin par dukh kise hoga bata sakti hoon.........mujhe................bahut boriyat ka kaam hain ghar mein ek kapde iron karna aur ek roti banana heeeeeeeeeeeeee.


Agar Pooja achanak se serious ho jaye to???waise impossible hain par ho to??????

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Lagta hain.....tu aaj haath dhoke mere piche padi hui hain.....mujhe agar gol roti banani aa jaye to khushi kise hogi woh to pata nahin par dukh kise hoga bata sakti hoon.........mujhe................bahut boriyat ka kaam hain ghar mein ek kapde iron karna aur ek roti banana heeeeeeeeeeeeee.


Agar Pooja achanak se serious ho jaye to???waise impossible hain par ho to??????


to sab shock main aa jayenge sab ko sakta hojayega maarey herat ke


agar main job kerne lagoon??/

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