True One liners about life

[rocker09]

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.


To err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.


To err is human. I make a lot of errors coz I'm more human than you.


The road to success.. is always under construction.


Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does milk.


In order to get a loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.


All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive, fattening or married to someone else


Everyone has a scheme of getting rich.. which never works.


If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried.


You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.


Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.


As soon as you mention something, if it is good, it is taken. If it is bad, it happens..


If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late, the bus is still late..


Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.


When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.


If you have paper, you don't have a pen. If you have a pen, you don't have paper.. if you have both, no one calls.


[For students]If you bunk the class, the professor will take attendance