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Aao jra hans le.................. -
11th September 2010, 02:54 PM
Tujhe dil se nahi danto se lagaana tha
Dil apna diya to naraj ho gai Murge ka chaiye tha to pehle btaana tha  ************************************** Zehrili Shayri Insaan Insaan ko Dass Raha hai Insaan Insaan ko Dass Raha hai . . . Sanp ko dekho side me betha hass raha hai **************************************** Tirchi nazro se na dekho, Aashiq dilgeer ko bhegepan ka operation kra lo sidhe kar lo teer ko Tum to thehre pardesi sath kya nibhaoge Darwaaje se aaye ho khidki se chale jaaoge ****************************************** hamne bhi ek pardesi se pyar kiya tha fir usne hmare dil par vaar kiya tha aur hamne use pachaad diya tha...... ******************************************* Aaina wahi rehta hai, chehre badal jaate hai arre badlenge nahi jab sara parivar sheesha dekhega... ******************************************* Tumhe koi aur dekhe to lgta hai aise Jeevan me 15 Aug aane wali ho jaise ******************************************** Mujhe ji bhar ke rone do yaaro . . . . Kyunki . . . . . . . . . Mummy ne saari ladkiyo ke number mobile se del kr diye hai ********************************************* India is Nation & Dadar is station India is Nation & Dadar is station India is Nation & Dadar is station Don't Fall in love, First complete ur education ********************************************** Jo dil me hai, Use btate rehna Jo dil me hai, Use btate rehna Jo dil me hai, Use btate rehna Nahi to uski shaadi me tent aur kursi lgaate rehna ********************************************** Pehli Nazar me lga wo meri hai uski aankhe jheel si gehri hai parpose kar kar ke thak gya baad me pta chala wo to behri hai __________________________________________________ ________________ Ladke waale :- Hame aapki ladki pasand hai, shadi kab krni hai Ladki waale :- abhi to hmari ldki study kar rahi hai Ladke waale :- to hmara ldka kon sa bacha hai jo kitaab faad dega |
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15th September 2010, 04:03 AM
Ladke waale :- Hame aapki ladki pasand hai, shadi kab krni hai
Ladki waale :- abhi to hmari ldki study kar rahi hai Ladke waale :- to hmara ldka kon sa bacha hai jo kitaab faad dega Aayee janab yaha hasee aayee......... Par tujhe bevafa bhi kehna achcha nahi lagta... Mob.: +971 501297654
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15th September 2010, 06:48 AM
 nice jokesregards aarya inke sahaaron me raahai.n rahe.ngii lage.nge ye lejaa rahe alag raste un raston pe bhii kai seekhai.n to ho.ngii ye seekhai.n hameshaa sameTe rakhnaa inhii.n se to sabko manzil milai.ngii regards aarya |
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16th September 2010, 10:49 PM
badiya haiN.......acche lage sabhi
.....Sunita Thakur..... यह कह कर मेरा दुश्मन मुझे हँसते हुए छोड़ गया ....के तेरे अपने ही बहुत हैं तुझे रुलाने के लिए... 
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17th September 2010, 11:58 AM
Ek baar ek sardaar nha raha hota hai. wo shampoo sar ke alawaa apne kandho par bhi lgaane lg jaata hai...
ye dekh kar sardarni : Eh ki kar rhe ho. Sardar :- pagli ye koi aisa waisa shampoo nahi ...Head n Shoulder hai...  |
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17th September 2010, 12:00 PM
Ek baar do machar bike me ghum rhe the
Ek hathi ne unse lift mangi.. Ek machar khada ho kar bola... Dekh le fir teri maa kahi ye na bole ki lafango ke sath ghumta hai... |
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17th September 2010, 12:02 PM
Master : 2 me se 2 gye ?
Student : Sir samjh ni aaya.. Master : Beta agar tumhare paas 2 roti hai aur tumne dono kha li to kya bacha..? Student : Sabji |
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17th September 2010, 12:04 PM
Pati ke marne ke next day wife ne news paper me add diya..
Antim Sanskaar me shamil hue logo ko thanx From : Shallu (25) Height (5" 4") Rang : Gora Bache nahi hai.... |
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17th September 2010, 12:13 PM
A Woman was kidnapped...
The Kidnaper sent a piece of her finger to her husband n demanded money..... Husband replied : i want more proof... Mundi bhejho mundi.................. |
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18th September 2010, 07:02 PM
ram: mera beta bhi aapke bete ki tarah naakhon kutarta tha, par maine to uski aadat chhudwa di thi.
shyaam: achcha kaise? ram: uske daant todke.....  *********************************** mitaya mujh ko hone ne, na hota main to kya hota !! (NM) |
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21st September 2010, 03:06 PM
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ha aa haa aa haa aa bahut badhiya secret admirer ji |
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21st September 2010, 03:09 PM
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Thanx a lot Sunita jee.................. |
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23rd September 2010, 04:04 PM
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Yeh wala sahi hai.............hahahahahaha Par tujhe bevafa bhi kehna achcha nahi lagta... Mob.: +971 501297654
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24th September 2010, 12:50 PM
Lutero ne Bank me sher farmaaya....
Takdeer me jo hai wahi milega.... ; ; Takdeer me jo hai wahi milega.... Khabardaar koi apni jagah se nahi hilega.... |
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24th September 2010, 12:51 PM
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Shukriya Sajid Bhai... Hanste rahiye... |
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24th September 2010, 12:52 PM
Santa ek din samose ke andar ka masaala kha raha tha...
Banta : Ye kya kar rahe ho Santa : Doctor ne mujh bahar ka khaane se mana kiya hai |
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24th September 2010, 12:56 PM
Rabba band kar de is baarish nu
Nakhre shahe nahi jaande husan di naar de jinha ne kadi phull ni c chukiya chukne pai rahe ne aj pounche salvar de..... |
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27th September 2010, 07:01 PM
एक महिला : बहन, यह बात गुप्त ही रखना।
दूसरी महिला : हां हां, मैं तो गुप्त ही रखूंगी पर जिनसे मैं यह बात कहूंगी शायद वे उसे गुप्त नही रख सकेंगी। ........... .. mitaya mujh ko hone ne, na hota main to kya hota !! (NM) |
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30th September 2010, 03:55 PM
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ha aa ha haaa sahi hai secret admirer jee |
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30th September 2010, 03:56 PM
Boss ke paas 1 Sardar ki Leave application aai, jo kuch yun thi:
Dear Sir, Meri biwi beemar hai, mai us ka iklota shohar hun, ghar mai kaam karne ke liye koi dosra nokar nahi hai. Mujhe 1din ki chutti inayat kar dejiye. |
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30th September 2010, 03:58 PM
(just joke)
Africa kai aik jungle mai aik bohot hi ala nasal ka hiran (deer) ghayab hogaya, Government nai dusray countries ki police ko bulwaya investigation kai liya. FBI: 4 months ki mahnat kai baad bhi FBI ko kuch na mila aur woh baghair hiran (deer) kai wapis agai. Indian Police: 5 months ki pahnai ka baad bhi kuch hasil na kar pai aur khali haat hi agai. Pakistani Police: 20 minute ki mahnai kai baad hi wapis agai aur sath mai aik hati (elephant) lai kar agai aur elephant kah raha tha kai “ Han Han mai hi hiran hon Han Han mai hi hiran hon” |
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30th September 2010, 04:01 PM
Teacher: Tumhari zindagi mai sab se zada kis book ne madad ki ha?
Student: Mere Papa ki cheque book ne. |
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30th September 2010, 04:02 PM
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mitaya mujh ko hone ne, na hota main to kya hota !! (NM) |
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30th September 2010, 04:02 PM
Ali ne apni girl friend ko date par bulaya,
Wo late aai, Girl: Kiya mai late ho gai? Ali: Falak pe chaand sitaaron ko nend aa rahi hai Dosri ka time ho gaya, tu ab aa rahi hai |
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30th September 2010, 04:03 PM
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30th September 2010, 04:05 PM
Ahmed apne mangetar se: Aap kitne bhi dukh mai hon, pareshan hon, beemar hon, mar rahe hon….koi nahi dekhta,
……ek zara sa date par chale jao to saara khandaan dekh leta hai. |
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30th September 2010, 04:06 PM
2 dost safar kar rahe the, rastey mai raat ho gai, wo tent laga kar so gaye.
Adhi raat ko 1dost ki aankh khuli, Us ne dosre ko utha kar kaha: Asmaan ki taraf dekh kar batao, tumhe kiya nazar aa raha hai? Dosra dost bola: bohot saare sitaare . Pehla dost: Is se kiya pata chalta hai? Dosra dost: Is se asmaan khubsoorat aur roshan lagta hai. Pehla dost: Abay gadhey! Is se pata chalta hai ke koi hamara tent utaar kar le gaya hai. |
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30th September 2010, 04:09 PM
Patient to doctor: aap ki nurse ka hath lagtey hi mein theek hoogaya
Doctor: Jee janta hoon thapper ki awaaz yahan taka ayi ha!! |
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18th November 2010, 11:12 AM
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Maja aa gaya ji ...........bahut khoob,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, |
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ye badhiya laga!!! |
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ye badhiya laga!!! -
25th November 2010, 01:29 PM
Jo dil me hai, Use btate rehna
Jo dil me hai, Use btate rehna Jo dil me hai, Use btate rehna Nahi to uski shaadi me tent aur kursi lgaate rehna ye badhiya laga!!! Unki fitrat me likhe dhokhe,vo hame aur kya denge |
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27th November 2010, 11:03 AM
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30th November 2010, 04:55 PM
ThoRi thoRi peena seekho
itna mazaa fir aayega zaahid meeyaaN galat The kitna yeh bhi pata chal jaayega |
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27th December 2010, 03:55 PM
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bahut hansi aay ye bahut hi acha Jo dil me hai, Use btate rehna Jo dil me hai, Use btate rehna Jo dil me hai, Use btate rehna Nahi to uski shaadi me tent aur kursi lgaate rehna ********************************************** |
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