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Talking Aao jra hans le.................. - 11th September 2010, 02:54 PM

Tujhe dil se nahi danto se lagaana tha
Dil apna diya to naraj ho gai
Murge ka chaiye tha to pehle btaana tha


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Insaan Insaan ko Dass Raha hai
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Sanp ko dekho side me betha hass raha hai


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Tirchi nazro se na dekho, Aashiq dilgeer ko
bhegepan ka operation kra lo sidhe kar lo teer ko


Tum to thehre pardesi sath kya nibhaoge
Darwaaje se aaye ho khidki se chale jaaoge


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hamne bhi ek pardesi se pyar kiya tha
fir usne hmare dil par vaar kiya tha
aur hamne use pachaad diya tha......


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Aaina wahi rehta hai, chehre badal jaate hai
arre badlenge nahi jab sara parivar sheesha dekhega...


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Tumhe koi aur dekhe to lgta hai aise
Jeevan me 15 Aug aane wali ho jaise


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Don't Fall in love, First complete ur education

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Ladke waale :- Hame aapki ladki pasand hai, shadi kab krni hai
Ladki waale :- abhi to hmari ldki study kar rahi hai
Ladke waale :- to hmara ldka kon sa bacha hai jo kitaab faad dega


Aayee janab yaha hasee aayee.........


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15th September 2010, 06:48 AM

nice jokes

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khwaabo.n ke par kabhii kaTne na denaa
inke sahaaron me raahai.n rahe.ngii

lage.nge ye lejaa rahe alag raste
un raston pe bhii kai seekhai.n to ho.ngii

ye seekhai.n hameshaa sameTe rakhnaa
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16th September 2010, 10:49 PM

badiya haiN.......acche lage sabhi


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17th September 2010, 11:58 AM

Ek baar ek sardaar nha raha hota hai. wo shampoo sar ke alawaa apne kandho par bhi lgaane lg jaata hai...
ye dekh kar sardarni : Eh ki kar rhe ho.
Sardar :- pagli ye koi aisa waisa shampoo nahi ...Head n Shoulder hai...
   
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Ek baar do machar bike me ghum rhe the
Ek hathi ne unse lift mangi..
Ek machar khada ho kar bola... Dekh le fir teri maa kahi ye na bole ki
lafango ke sath ghumta hai...
   
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17th September 2010, 12:02 PM

Master : 2 me se 2 gye ?
Student : Sir samjh ni aaya..
Master : Beta agar tumhare paas 2 roti hai aur tumne dono kha li to kya bacha..?
Student : Sabji
   
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Pati ke marne ke next day wife ne news paper me add diya..
Antim Sanskaar me shamil hue logo ko thanx

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A Woman was kidnapped...
The Kidnaper sent a piece of her finger to her husband n demanded money.....
Husband replied : i want more proof...
Mundi bhejho mundi..................
   
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18th September 2010, 07:02 PM

ram: mera beta bhi aapke bete ki tarah naakhon kutarta tha, par maine to uski aadat chhudwa di thi.
shyaam: achcha kaise?
ram: uske daant todke.....

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ram: mera beta bhi aapke bete ki tarah naakhon kutarta tha, par maine to uski aadat chhudwa di thi.
shyaam: achcha kaise?
ram: uske daant todke.....

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Thanx a lot Sunita jee..................
   
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A Woman was kidnapped...
The Kidnaper sent a piece of her finger to her husband n demanded money.....
Husband replied : i want more proof...
Mundi bhejho mundi..................

Yeh wala sahi hai.............hahahahahaha


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Lutero ne Bank me sher farmaaya....
Takdeer me jo hai wahi milega....
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Khabardaar koi apni jagah se nahi hilega....
   
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Ladke waale :- to hmara ldka kon sa bacha hai jo kitaab faad dega

Aayee janab yaha hasee aayee.........

Shukriya Sajid Bhai...

Hanste rahiye...
   
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Santa ek din samose ke andar ka masaala kha raha tha...
Banta : Ye kya kar rahe ho
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Rabba band kar de is baarish nu
Nakhre shahe nahi jaande husan di naar de
jinha ne kadi phull ni c chukiya
chukne pai rahe ne aj pounche salvar de.....
   
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27th September 2010, 07:01 PM

एक महिला : बहन, यह बात गुप्त ही रखना।
दूसरी महिला : हां हां, मैं तो गुप्त ही रखूंगी पर जिनसे मैं यह बात कहूंगी शायद वे उसे गुप्त नही रख सकेंगी। .............




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mitaya mujh ko hone ne, na hota main to kya hota !!
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एक महिला : बहन, यह बात गुप्त ही रखना।
दूसरी महिला : हां हां, मैं तो गुप्त ही रखूंगी पर जिनसे मैं यह बात कहूंगी शायद वे उसे गुप्त नही रख सकेंगी। .............

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Boss ke paas 1 Sardar ki Leave application aai, jo kuch yun thi:

Dear Sir,
Meri biwi beemar hai, mai us ka iklota shohar hun, ghar mai kaam karne ke liye koi dosra nokar nahi hai. Mujhe 1din ki chutti inayat kar dejiye.
   
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(just joke)

Africa kai aik jungle mai aik bohot hi ala nasal ka hiran (deer) ghayab hogaya, Government nai dusray countries ki police ko bulwaya investigation kai liya.

FBI: 4 months ki mahnat kai baad bhi FBI ko kuch na mila aur woh baghair hiran (deer) kai wapis agai.

Indian Police: 5 months ki pahnai ka baad bhi kuch hasil na kar pai aur khali haat hi agai.

Pakistani Police: 20 minute ki mahnai kai baad hi wapis agai aur sath mai aik hati (elephant) lai kar agai aur elephant kah raha tha kai “ Han Han mai hi hiran hon Han Han mai hi hiran hon”

   
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Teacher: Tumhari zindagi mai sab se zada kis book ne madad ki ha?
Student: Mere Papa ki cheque book ne.
   
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Africa kai aik jungle mai aik bohot hi ala nasal ka hiran (deer) ghayab hogaya, Government nai dusray countries ki police ko bulwaya investigation kai liya.

FBI: 4 months ki mahnat kai baad bhi FBI ko kuch na mila aur woh baghair hiran (deer) kai wapis agai.

Indian Police: 5 months ki pahnai ka baad bhi kuch hasil na kar pai aur khali haat hi agai.

Pakistani Police: 20 minute ki mahnai kai baad hi wapis agai aur sath mai aik hati (elephant) lai kar agai aur elephant kah raha tha kai “ Han Han mai hi hiran hon Han Han mai hi hiran hon”

ha ha ha......lagta hai jaldi hi OBAMA bhi kuch essa hi kehne wala hai...haan main hi hun OSAMA...


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Ali ne apni girl friend ko date par bulaya,
Wo late aai,

Girl: Kiya mai late ho gai?

Ali: Falak pe chaand sitaaron ko nend aa rahi hai
Dosri ka time ho gaya, tu ab aa rahi hai
   
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Ahmed apne mangetar se: Aap kitne bhi dukh mai hon, pareshan hon, beemar hon, mar rahe hon….koi nahi dekhta,

……ek zara sa date par chale jao to saara khandaan dekh leta hai.

   
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2 dost safar kar rahe the, rastey mai raat ho gai, wo tent laga kar so gaye.
Adhi raat ko 1dost ki aankh khuli,

Us ne dosre ko utha kar kaha: Asmaan ki taraf dekh kar batao, tumhe kiya nazar aa raha hai?

Dosra dost bola: bohot saare sitaare .

Pehla dost: Is se kiya pata chalta hai?

Dosra dost: Is se asmaan khubsoorat aur roshan lagta hai.

Pehla dost: Abay gadhey! Is se pata chalta hai ke koi hamara tent utaar kar le gaya hai.
   
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Patient to doctor: aap ki nurse ka hath lagtey hi mein theek hoogaya

Doctor: Jee janta hoon thapper ki awaaz yahan taka ayi ha!!

   
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2 dost safar kar rahe the, rastey mai raat ho gai, wo tent laga kar so gaye.
Adhi raat ko 1dost ki aankh khuli,

Us ne dosre ko utha kar kaha: Asmaan ki taraf dekh kar batao, tumhe kiya nazar aa raha hai?

Dosra dost bola: bohot saare sitaare .

Pehla dost: Is se kiya pata chalta hai?

Dosra dost: Is se asmaan khubsoorat aur roshan lagta hai.

Pehla dost: Abay gadhey! Is se pata chalta hai ke koi hamara tent utaar kar le gaya hai.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ye badhiya laga!!! - 25th November 2010, 12:29 PM

Jo dil me hai, Use btate rehna
Jo dil me hai, Use btate rehna

Jo dil me hai, Use btate rehna
Nahi to uski shaadi me tent aur kursi lgaate rehna

ye badhiya laga!!!


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Jo dil me hai, Use btate rehna

Jo dil me hai, Use btate rehna
Nahi to uski shaadi me tent aur kursi lgaate rehna

ye badhiya laga!!!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha,,,,,,,,,,,,its very good,,,,,,,,,bahut bdiya laga jiiiiiii............
   
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ThoRi thoRi peena seekho
itna mazaa fir aayega
zaahid meeyaaN galat The kitna
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Tujhe dil se nahi danto se lagaana tha
Dil apna diya to naraj ho gai
Murge ka chaiye tha to pehle btaana tha

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Tirchi nazro se na dekho, Aashiq dilgeer ko
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Tum to thehre pardesi sath kya nibhaoge
Darwaaje se aaye ho khidki se chale jaaoge

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hamne bhi ek pardesi se pyar kiya tha
fir usne hmare dil par vaar kiya tha
aur hamne use pachaad diya tha......

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Aaina wahi rehta hai, chehre badal jaate hai
arre badlenge nahi jab sara parivar sheesha dekhega...

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Tumhe koi aur dekhe to lgta hai aise
Jeevan me 15 Aug aane wali ho jaise

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Mummy ne saari ladkiyo ke number mobile
se del kr diye hai

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India is Nation & Dadar is station
India is Nation & Dadar is station
India is Nation & Dadar is station
Don't Fall in love, First complete ur education

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Jo dil me hai, Use btate rehna
Jo dil me hai, Use btate rehna
Jo dil me hai, Use btate rehna
Nahi to uski shaadi me tent aur kursi lgaate rehna

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Pehli Nazar me lga wo meri hai
uski aankhe jheel si gehri hai
parpose kar kar ke thak gya
baad me pta chala wo to behri hai

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Ladke waale :- Hame aapki ladki pasand hai, shadi kab krni hai
Ladki waale :- abhi to hmari ldki study kar rahi hai
Ladke waale :- to hmara ldka kon sa bacha hai jo kitaab faad dega
bahut achi post hai

bahut hansi aay

ye bahut hi acha
Jo dil me hai, Use btate rehna
Jo dil me hai, Use btate rehna

Jo dil me hai, Use btate rehna
Nahi to uski shaadi me tent aur kursi lgaate rehna

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