Funny Question <<------>> Funny Answer

[Baqtiar]

Ankh...................Kholta hooon ....................

[Baqtiar]

Once there was an accident where the car driver hit the parrot.
The parrot faints, so the driver takes the parrot to his home ,
gives first aid to it and then puts it in a cage with some food .

When the parrot wakes up . in a shock it tells .........

Now you guyz tell me some funny answers.............

[Fathomless]

Originally Posted by Baqtiar

Once there was an accident where the car driver hit the parrot.
The parrot faints, so the driver takes the parrot to his home ,
gives first aid to it and then puts it in a cage with some food .

When the parrot wakes up . in a shock it tells .........

Now you guyz tell me some funny answers.............

saaala gadi to driver ne thoki, jail main apun ko daal diya....................

[Baqtiar]

No wonder.......................... Shaan tu hi wo parrot hai hahaha

aur mein Driver .....

[zainy]

Originally Posted by N@zneen

Zainy ye questn tum puzzle thread me puchti to m 100% sure amit cigarette ko paani se bhi jala deta aur saath me aisa kaise hua uska x'planation bhi deta

ooppppppppssss........sorry i am late....waise question bohat serious type lag raha hai ,per is ke answers bohat funny hai, isiliye maine isay yahan post kiya.............

[zainy]

Originally Posted by Fathomless

Zainy ji shayad aap bhool rahe ho ki Government has banned smoking on Public places!

hahaha.............haan ban to bohat kuch hai, per log apni aadatein chhodte thodi na hai............

[zainy]

Originally Posted by Baqtiar

Dhoop mein meri aisi jal ti hai.... cigarette kya mein kuch bhi jala sakta hooon... meri agar jal gai tou.....

sorry i didnt get that......................

[Fathomless]

Originally Posted by zainy

sorry i didnt get that......................

is duffer ko to koi bhi samajh nai paaya abhi tak..... isilye aap bhi apne dimaag par zor mat daliye........ agar koi ise samajh sakta hai to woh hai one and only Naaz ye dono bhai behan ek doosre ki bhasha aur baatein achche se samajhte hain

[Fathomless]

Originally Posted by zainy

ooppppppppssss........sorry i am late....waise question bohat serious type lag raha hai ,per is ke answers bohat funny hai, isiliye maine isay yahan post kiya.............

to chaliye ab aap hi funny answer bataiye........................

[zainy]

Originally Posted by zainy

...ok heres a (not so) funny question.....but think of all the possible funny answers to this question....

Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 Cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don't have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it? ??

anyways here are some more funny answers.............

Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become LIGHTER..... ...using this LIGHTER you can light the other Cigarette


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Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette


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Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP)


"TIP TIP barsa Pani .

Pani NE aag lagayee."

Us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee".

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Start praising one cigarette, The other will get jealous & "jalney lagega"...

[Fathomless]

Originally Posted by zainy

anyways here are some more funny answers.............

Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become LIGHTER..... ...using this LIGHTER you can light the other Cigarette


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Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP)


"TIP TIP barsa Pani .

Pani NE aag lagayee."

Us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee".

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Start praising one cigarette, The other will get jealous & "jalney lagega"...

hahahahaha.............. thats really so funny.......... but the last one was superb

zainy jee tell me one more thing........... Ciggrates kya females thi .........

[zainy]

hahaha.............ye Aapse Kisne Kaha Ki Sirf Females Ek Dusre Se Jalte Hain..................

[Fathomless]

Originally Posted by zainy

hahaha.............ye Aapse Kisne Kaha Ki Sirf Females Ek Dusre Se Jalte Hain..................

hahaha..... first of all mujhe "aap" mat boliye........... warna main aapko Aunty boloonga......

haan maine to abhi tak yahi soona hi females hi doosri female ki tareef sunkar jalne lagti hain

[N@zneen]

Originally Posted by Fathomless

hahaha..... first of all mujhe "aap" mat boliye........... warna main aapko Aunty boloonga......

haan maine to abhi tak yahi soona hi females hi doosri female ki tareef sunkar jalne lagti hain

Abe galat suna hai, balki aurtoN se zada mard jalte haiN

for e.g agar teri gf tujhe kam aur dusre ko zada bhaw degi to bata tu jalega ki nhi.........har taraf se chingari nikalne lagegi

[Turfa Khan]

Originally Posted by N@zneen

Abe galat suna hai, balki aurtoN se zada mard jalte haiN

for e.g agar teri gf tujhe kam aur dusre ko zada bhaw degi to bata tu jalega ki nhi.........har taraf se chingari nikalne lagegi

kya baat kahi hai di aapne......hmmm mindblowing.....keep it up..................

[Fathomless]

Originally Posted by N@zneen

Abe galat suna hai, balki aurtoN se zada mard jalte haiN

for e.g agar teri gf tujhe kam aur dusre ko zada bhaw degi to bata tu jalega ki nhi.........har taraf se chingari nikalne lagegi

.......... example dene ke liye main hi mila tha kya .........

nai main nai jaloonga balki woh jisko bhaw degi use jala doonga......

[Fathomless]

Originally Posted by Turfa Khan

kya baat kahi hai di aapne......hmmm mindblowing.....keep it up..................

aa gai chingari lagane......................

array gudiya ye naaz kya kam thi jo tu bhi iski taraf se bol rahi hai..........

[N@zneen]

Originally Posted by Fathomless

.......... example dene ke liye main hi mila tha kya .........

nai main nai jaloonga balki woh jisko bhaw degi use jala doonga......

hahaha..........dekh abhi jali teri...........chal next questn de

[Fathomless]

What do you get when you cross a cow with a rabbit?

[Turfa Khan]

Originally Posted by Fathomless

aa gai chingari lagane......................

array gudiya ye naaz kya kam thi jo tu bhi iski taraf se bol rahi hai..........

hahahahaa........maine kya kaha....jo unhoune kaha wo sach hi to kaha....i agree 2 hr.....

[N@zneen]

Originally Posted by Fathomless

What do you get when you cross a cow with a rabbit?

I get nothng, wht a stupid questn......................................

[Fathomless]

Originally Posted by N@zneen

I get nothng, wht a stupid questn......................................

tabhi to tumse poocha..............

[N@zneen]

NEXT...................

Santa ko news milti hai ki uska best frnd hospital me admit hai, wo usse milne jaata hai.....wahan jaakar wo dekhta hai ki uska frnd bht critical conditn me hai aur uske chehre par oxygen mask laga hua hai.......santa jaise hi apne frnd k kareeb jaata hai us frnd ki saanse band hone lagti hai santa ghabra kar apne frndse puchta hai kya hua......uska frnd ishare se pen aur paper maangta hai jo santa paas khadi nurse se lekar use de deta.......uska frnd uspe kuch likhta hai phir marr jaata hai..............us paper pe wo kya likhta hai?????

[Turfa Khan]

Originally Posted by N@zneen

NEXT...................

Santa ko news milti hai ki uska best frnd hospital me admit hai, wo usse milne jaata hai.....wahan jaakar wo dekhta hai ki uska frnd bht critical conditn me hai aur uske chehre par oxygen mask laga hua hai.......santa jaise hi apne frnd k kareeb jaata hai us frnd ki saanse band hone lagti hai santa ghabra kar apne frndse puchta hai kya hua......uska frnd ishare se pen aur paper maangta hai jo santa paas khadi nurse se lekar use de deta.......uska frnd uspe kuch likhta hai phir marr jaata hai..............us paper pe wo kya likhta hai?????

us paper pe wo likta hai ki mere marne ka karan sirf tu hi tu hai panwati...jab tank tu mujhe 2 kadam dhoor tha mai saans le raha tha aur jab tu mere paas aaya meri saanse rukne lagi......(if it isn't funny u gv me a funny answer)

[Fathomless]

Originally Posted by N@zneen

NEXT...................

Santa ko news milti hai ki uska best frnd hospital me admit hai, wo usse milne jaata hai.....wahan jaakar wo dekhta hai ki uska frnd bht critical conditn me hai aur uske chehre par oxygen mask laga hua hai.......santa jaise hi apne frnd k kareeb jaata hai us frnd ki saanse band hone lagti hai santa ghabra kar apne frndse puchta hai kya hua......uska frnd ishare se pen aur paper maangta hai jo santa paas khadi nurse se lekar use de deta.......uska frnd uspe kuch likhta hai phir marr jaata hai..............us paper pe wo kya likhta hai?????

he wrote ........ Saalee meri oxygen ke pipe par se apna per hata............

[N@zneen]

Originally Posted by Fathomless

he wrote ........ Saalee meri oxygen ke pipe par se apna per hata............

hahahahaha..............ekdum correct

[Fathomless]

Originally Posted by N@zneen

hahahahaha..............ekdum correct

hahahaha.............coz that was me... n baqs was lying on that bed

[N@zneen]

Originally Posted by Fathomless

hahahaha.............coz that was me... n baqs was lying on that bed

hahahaha.........thts expextd frm u........nw next questn

[Fathomless]

Originally Posted by N@zneen

hahahaha.........thts expextd frm u........nw next questn

pehle mere question ka to answer do............

[N@zneen]

Originally Posted by Fathomless

pehle mere question ka to answer do............

Abe invisible hai tera questn, kya magic pen se likha hai

[Turfa Khan]

Originally Posted by N@zneen

Abe invisible hai tera questn, kya magic pen se likha hai

wo khud invisible hai so likhawat b invisible hi hogi na

[Fathomless]

Originally Posted by N@zneen

Abe invisible hai tera questn, kya magic pen se likha hai

Abey Dhakkan.......!

What do you get when you cross a cow with a rabbit?

aakhein khol kar padhna

[N@zneen]

Originally Posted by Fathomless

Abey Dhakkan.......!



aakhein khol kar padhna

Abe churan wapas de questn.................

[Fathomless]

Originally Posted by N@zneen

Abe churan wapas de questn.................

Le Chatni.......


Q: What do you get when you cross a cow with a rabbit?

[N@zneen]

Originally Posted by Fathomless

Le Chatni.......


Q: What do you get when you cross a cow with a rabbit?

tu hi jawaab de de..........................

[Fathomless]

Originally Posted by N@zneen

tu hi jawaab de de..........................

Hare in the milk.............. duffer

[N@zneen]

Originally Posted by Fathomless

Hare in the milk.............. duffer

hahahaha...........hasi nhi ayi

[Fathomless]

Originally Posted by N@zneen

hahahaha...........hasi nhi ayi

to tumhe to aani hi nai thi ............ sirf intelligents ko hasna tha is par........

[N@zneen]

Originally Posted by Fathomless

to tumhe to aani hi nai thi ............ sirf intelligents ko hasna tha is par........

next: Shaan itna PJ q maarta hai

[Fathomless]

Originally Posted by N@zneen

next: Shaan itna PJ q maarta hai

PJ means??????????????????????????????