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17th April 2009, 03:35 PM
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hahahaha...........mai bakra nhi bakri ban jaungi to sab mujhe halaal kar denge aur mai seedha jannat mei pahoch jaungi........qki insaan hun to wahan jaane k chances na k barabar haiN
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sorry wrong ans...
Agar tum bakra hoti to. . . .
Ham sab poochte, Naazneen kaun?
Tum kehti 'Mai'
ham poochte, natkhat si chulbuli kaun?
Tum kehti 'mai'
ham poochte, sabki dulari kaun?
Tum kehti 'mai'
ham poochte, sabki pyaari kaun?
Tum kehti 'mai'
ham poochte, SDC pe best kaun?
Tum kehti 'mai'
ham poochte, sabke Dilo me rehne wali kaun?
Tum kehti 'mai'
aur last me
ham poochte, IN GALATFEHMIYO ME REHNE WALI KAUN?
Tum kehti . . . . 'MAI'
HEHEHEHE
Q : KAISI RAHI ? ?
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17th April 2009, 03:46 PM
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sorry wrong ans...
Agar tum bakra hoti to. . . .
Ham sab poochte, Naazneen kaun?
Tum kehti 'Mai'
ham poochte, natkhat si chulbuli kaun?
Tum kehti 'mai'
ham poochte, sabki dulari kaun?
Tum kehti 'mai'
ham poochte, sabki pyaari kaun?
Tum kehti 'mai'
ham poochte, SDC pe best kaun?
Tum kehti 'mai'
ham poochte, sabke Dilo me rehne wali kaun?
Tum kehti 'mai'
aur last me
ham poochte, IN GALATFEHMIYO ME REHNE WALI KAUN?
Tum kehti . . . . 'MAI'
HEHEHEHE
Q : KAISI RAHI ? ?
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hahahaha..........bht achchi rahi agar last waala edit kar de to
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17th April 2009, 04:16 PM
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sorry wrong ans...
Agar tum bakra hoti to. . . .
Ham sab poochte, Naazneen kaun?
Tum kehti 'Mai'
ham poochte, natkhat si chulbuli kaun?
Tum kehti 'mai'
ham poochte, sabki dulari kaun?
Tum kehti 'mai'
ham poochte, sabki pyaari kaun?
Tum kehti 'mai'
ham poochte, SDC pe best kaun?
Tum kehti 'mai'
ham poochte, sabke Dilo me rehne wali kaun?
Tum kehti 'mai'
aur last me
ham poochte, IN GALATFEHMIYO ME REHNE WALI KAUN?
Tum kehti . . . . 'MAI'
HEHEHEHE
Q : KAISI RAHI ? ?
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Kya baat hai Raj Bhai bahut badiya,................
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17th April 2009, 04:24 PM
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Kya baat hai Raj Bhai bahut badiya,................
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Abe oye tareef karna band kar questn de.......mai hi de deti hun...
DARMENDRA APNI HAR DIALOGUE MEIN KUTTO KO Q SHAMIL KARTA HAI
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17th April 2009, 04:29 PM
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Abe oye tareef karna band kar questn de.......mai hi de deti hun...
DARMENDRA APNI HAR DIALOGUE MEIN KUTTO KO Q SHAMIL KARTA HAI
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Kyun ki use kuttiyon se nafrat hai.......
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17th April 2009, 04:32 PM
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Kyun ki use kuttiyon se nafrat hai.......
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hahahaha..............................great
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17th April 2009, 04:33 PM
Kyunki har kisi ka ek pet word hota hai...
aur dharmendar ka pet word hai Dog, kyunki unse zyada wafadar koi nahi hota...I Love Kutte
Q : basanti ko kutto k saamne nachne k liye kyu mana karta hai wo? ? 'Jabki kutto se zyada wafadaar koi nahi'
chocho chocho
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17th April 2009, 04:38 PM
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Kyunki har kisi ka ek pet word hota hai...
aur dharmendar ka pet word hai Dog, kyunki unse zyada wafadar koi nahi hota...I Love Kutte
Q : basanti ko kutto k saamne nachne k liye kyu mana karta hai wo? ? 'Jabki kutto se zyada wafadaar koi nahi'
chocho chocho
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qki dharmendra apne bhaiyoN k saamne apni hone wali ko nachana nhi chahta
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17th April 2009, 04:47 PM
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qki dharmendra apne bhaiyoN k saamne apni hone wali ko nachana nhi chahta
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it was nice, but let me tell you. . .
Kyuki wo kutte mere they , dharmendar k nahi
next Q: tum itna jo muskura rahi ho, kya gham hai jisko chupa rahi ho ? ? ?
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17th April 2009, 04:50 PM
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it was nice, but let me tell you. . .
Kyuki wo kutte mere they , dharmendar k nahi
next Q: tum itna jo muskura rahi ho, kya gham hai jisko chupa rahi ho ? ? ?
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Woh chuppa nahi rahi hai cwing gum chaba rahi hai...
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17th April 2009, 04:54 PM
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it was nice, but let me tell you. . .
Kyuki wo kutte mere they , dharmendar k nahi
next Q: tum itna jo muskura rahi ho, kya gham hai jisko chupa rahi ho ? ? ?
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han re mera frnd gussa hoke chala gaya mjhe achcha nahiN laga......
anyways..........
Agar Raj ki dreamgal tun tun hogai to Raj kya karega
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17th April 2009, 05:01 PM
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han re mera frnd gussa hoke chala gaya mjhe achcha nahiN laga......
anyways..........
Agar Raj ki dreamgal tun tun hogai to Raj kya karega
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dnt wory, aa jayega, bach k kaha jayega...
Ans : agar meri Dremgirl tun tun ' HO GAYI' To mai usko maternity hospital le ke jaaunga aur sabko mithai khilaunga. .
ek thandi aur gehri saans k saath Haaaaayee Kaaaashh
next Q : agar khwaish ki Dreamgirl Moti nikli to ? ? ?
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17th April 2009, 05:01 PM
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han re mera frnd gussa hoke chala gaya mjhe achcha nahiN laga......
anyways..........
Agar Raj ki dreamgal tun tun hogai to Raj kya karega
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Raj jony waker banne ke liye diet karenga.
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17th April 2009, 05:05 PM
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dnt wory, aa jayega, bach k kaha jayega...
Ans : agar meri Dremgirl tun tun ' HO GAYI' To mai usko maternity hospital le ke jaaunga aur sabko mithai khilaunga. .
ek thandi aur gehri saans k saath Haaaaayee Kaaaashh
next Q : agar khwaish ki Dreamgirl Moti nikli to ? ? ?
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To wo dream karna chhod dega
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17th April 2009, 05:06 PM
......... Hahahaha ye b sahi hai
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17th April 2009, 05:07 PM
Agar rajpal yadav aur aishwarya ki shaadi hoti to dono saath saath kaise dikhte
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17th April 2009, 05:09 PM
Bye bye dosto. . . . Fir milenge , fir hansenge. . . . .
Thanks ALL My friends. . . . .4 making my mood Light
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17th April 2009, 05:11 PM
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Bye bye dosto. . . . Fir milenge , fir hansenge. . . . .
Thanks ALL My friends. . . . .4 making my mood Light
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Bye yaar.......lekin jawaab to de dena tha na.......chal khair monday ko milte hain
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17th April 2009, 05:13 PM
Yaar ye wale que ka jawaab aur de du...
Agar aisa hota to mai rajpal se pehle Apply karta fir to Raj aur Aish . . . .
Haaaaaye e e
waise rajpal aur mera naam aur kaam kitna milta julta sa hai na ! ! !
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17th April 2009, 05:15 PM
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Yaar ye wale que ka jawaab aur de du...
Agar aisa hota to mai rajpal se pehle Apply karta fir to Raj aur Aish . . . .
Haaaaaye e e
waise rajpal aur mera naam aur kaam kitna milta julta sa hai na ! ! !
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Na re rajpal aishwarya k saath tujhse jada suit hota.......tu ek kaam kar tu sirf sapna hi dekh
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17th April 2009, 08:57 PM
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Na re rajpal aishwarya k saath tujhse jada suit hota.......tu ek kaam kar tu sirf sapna hi dekh
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nazu di itna bolti kyu hai??????????????????????????
AankheN khuleeN to jaag uTheeN hasrateN tamaam Uss ko bhi kho diyaa jissay paya thaa khwaab mein
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17th April 2009, 10:25 PM
Kyunki use bolne k paise milte hain
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17th April 2009, 10:33 PM
Kyun ke................ sab shayari karne wale dhukhi aatma hai....
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17th April 2009, 11:13 PM
Kyun ke uske paaas sense hi nahi hai.............??
Humour tou dooooooooooooooooor ki baat hai
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18th April 2009, 12:15 AM
Its too much.. right Dude
next Q : wo din kab aayega jab junior Baqs, yaha chating karega ? ? ?
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18th April 2009, 11:53 AM
Junior Baqz Shadi se pehle ya shadi ke baad.....
(Abey tujhe badi jaldi hai duniya ka population badaney ki...)
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18th April 2009, 12:41 PM
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Junior Baqz Shadi se pehle ya shadi ke baad.....
(Abey tujhe badi jaldi hai duniya ka population badaney ki...)
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Kyu .... Tujhe nahi hai kya jaldi. . . ? ?
just think dude. . . .
You and Your Wife and Dher saare bachhe. . . . .
Haaaaaaye e e e
kitna sundar drishya hoga na wo . . . .
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18th April 2009, 12:44 PM
Family Planning department waley tumhare qhilaaaf FRI darrjj kar dingey ...
Phir dekhna kaisa rehta hai drishya ......andar se...
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18th April 2009, 12:59 PM
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Family Planning department waley tumhare qhilaaaf FRI darrjj kar dingey ...
Phir dekhna kaisa rehta hai drishya ......andar se...
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Woh thi jail ki saalakhein............
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hainnnn . . . . . . . Arey yaar kuch soch samajh k to bola kar
meri FIR kyu hogi ? ? Bachhe to tere hain yaar
hehehehehehehehehehehe
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18th April 2009, 01:03 PM
jaat...........................?????????
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18th April 2009, 05:38 PM
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jaat...........................?????????
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Q. Raj taklu q aur kaise bana????......................
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18th April 2009, 05:42 PM
kyu ki uske sir pe pehle se hi baal kam the to use laga ki kyu na pure baal nikal du.
dont mind raj bhai sirf game hai
insaan hasta kyu hai?
AankheN khuleeN to jaag uTheeN hasrateN tamaam Uss ko bhi kho diyaa jissay paya thaa khwaab mein
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18th April 2009, 05:43 PM
Ek baar Raj ne ek Ladki ka Gana suna aur gana itna achha laga usey k usne apne baal nochne laga aur saare baal noch daale
Q: Baqs offline kyu hai ? ?
(bye , kal milenge )
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18th April 2009, 05:45 PM
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Ek baar Raj ne ek Ladki ka Gana suna aur gana itna achha laga usey k usne apne baal nochne laga aur saare baal noch daale
Q: Baqs offline kyu hai ? ?
(bye , kal milenge )
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kyu ki woh tumse pareshan hai
tum kyu jaa rahe ho?
AankheN khuleeN to jaag uTheeN hasrateN tamaam Uss ko bhi kho diyaa jissay paya thaa khwaab mein
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18th April 2009, 05:46 PM
Its ok Dinu ji, mujhe b koi f L tower se gira de to mai bura nahi maanta
bye bye hv fun guys
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18th April 2009, 05:48 PM
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Its ok Dinu ji, mujhe b koi f L tower se gira de to mai bura nahi maanta
bye bye hv fun guys
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hehehehe
mera dialogue copy kia................
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18th April 2009, 08:49 PM
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hehehehe
mera dialogue copy kia................
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log pagal kyu hote hai???????????????
AankheN khuleeN to jaag uTheeN hasrateN tamaam Uss ko bhi kho diyaa jissay paya thaa khwaab mein
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18th April 2009, 09:44 PM
Kyonki unhe Ishq ho jata hai...
Jaisa mujhe ho gaya,
sabko hota hai kyaa...
Q : Log pagal kyu ho jate hai? ?
Hehehehehe
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18th April 2009, 09:58 PM
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Kyonki unhe Ishq ho jata hai...
Jaisa mujhe ho gaya,
sabko hota hai kyaa...
Q : Log pagal kyu ho jate hai? ?
Hehehehehe
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kyon ki wo RAJ se milte hai isiliye RAJ ka paagalpan logo ke andar bhi aa jata hai aur wo paagal ho jate hai
baarish ka mausam itna pyaara kyu hota hai????.......
"LAMHA"
mujhko acchaa nahiiN lagtaa ko’ii hamnaam teraa ,
ko’ii tujhsaa ho to phir naam bhii tujhsaa rakhe....
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