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"Meri funny prem kahani" - 5th November 2008, 11:17 AM

Meri funny prem kahani ka.
Kya ajeeb ending tha.
Ehzar-e-mohabat kiya tha maine
SMS se.
Jo unki shadi tak pending tha.
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Taj Mehal Dekh Kar Bola Shahjahan
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Talking Taj Mehal Dekh Kar Bola Shahjahan - 8th November 2008, 10:06 PM

Taj Mehal Dekh Kar Bola Shahjahan Ka Pota,
Taj Mehal Dekh Kar Bola Shahjahan Ka Pota,
Apna bhi Bank Balance Hota!
Agar Dada Aashiq Na Hota!!


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Talking Shama jali to parwane bane, - 9th November 2008, 01:46 PM

Shama jali to parwane bane, Sharab bani to Maikhane bane,
Ae dost apni birth date to bata,
pata to chale kis din Pagal khane bane!


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9th November 2008, 08:39 PM

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Taj Mehal Dekh Kar Bola Shahjahan Ka Pota,
Taj Mehal Dekh Kar Bola Shahjahan Ka Pota,
Apna bhi Bank Balance Hota!
Agar Dada Aashiq Na Hota!!


hahaha very fuuny


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15th November 2008, 12:27 AM

2008 ka bhikhari :Amma Thoda khana hai to Do na..

Amma : Abhi Nahi banaya..

Bhikhari : To banane ke baad Miss Call De Dena.
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17th November 2008, 12:36 AM

Shaadi aur mobile me kya similarty hai?
Sirf dimag me ek hi sooch aati hai ki,
thode din aur ruk jata to naya model mil jata.
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20th November 2008, 12:12 AM

Santa Ki Apne Baap Se Ladaai Ho Gayi,
To Usne Apne
Baap Ki Photo Kabristaan Mein
Ek Ped Pe Latka Di,

Aur Neeche Likh Diya-


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29th November 2008, 02:20 PM

2 Mendhak baithe the
1 bola-tarrr....


2ra bola tarrr....

1 phir bola tarrr....


2ra phir bola tarrr..


1 bola farrr...
to dusra bola yaar tu topic mat change karrr


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Aagr dunia me kuch karke
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Talking Aagr dunia me kuch karke - 17th March 2009, 06:34 PM

Aagr dunia me kuch karke dikhana hai to,
Sunn meri baat
Hathi k uper ulta khada hokar photo khicha
Or photo ko ulta karke dunia ko dikha!


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29th March 2009, 12:10 AM

Santa- Tum
Kitne saal se
Jalebi Bana Rahe
Ho?
Halwai- 30 Saal
Se!
Santa-Badi Sharm Ki Bat He Tumse Aaj Tak Jalebi Sidhi Nahi
Bani
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30th March 2009, 04:39 PM

SANTA ghar Ka
Darwaza Ukhaad
KE
Kandhe Pe Rakh
Ke Ja Raha Tha.
Kisi ne
Pocha: Kahan JA
rahe Ho?
SANTA: Taala
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22nd February 2010, 06:19 PM

Wo SMS pe SMS Kar Rahi Thi

Maine Khushi Se Kaha
Aaj Itna Pyar Kis liye

Usne Kaha
Ye Pyar Nahi
Kal sms Package ki Expiry Hai Isliye......


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3rd March 2010, 08:51 PM

LOVE STORY of engineer:Main B.tech me tha,wo BBA me thi.
Main B.tech me tha,wo MBA me thi.
Main B.tech me tha, wo Ph.d me thi..
Aaj uski shadi hai aur mera paper back,,,,,
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2ra bola tarrr....

1 phir bola tarrr....


2ra phir bola tarrr..


1 bola farrr...
to dusra bola yaar tu topic mat change karrr


HEEHEHEHE......NICE COLLECTION..............




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2ra phir bola tarrr..


1 bola farrr...
to dusra bola yaar tu topic mat change karrr
hahahahah achcha hai yeh wala bohat achcha hai


Jhoot kehdu yeh meri fitrat me nahi shamil

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Doctor: Aapke husbund ko dimagi sukoon aur rest chahiye yeh neend ki goli de raha hu.

Lady: Doctor saheb yeh goli kab aur kitni deni hai unhe.

Doctor: Yeh goli aapke husbund ko nahi aapko khani hai...

hahahahahahahahhaahhaha


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Doctor: Aapke husbund ko dimagi sukoon aur rest chahiye yeh neend ki goli de raha hu.

Lady: Doctor saheb yeh goli kab aur kitni deni hai unhe.

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hahahahahahahahhaahhaha



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