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Talking Funny Question <<------>> Funny Answer - 17th October 2007, 12:42 PM

Mere pyaare dostoN:

ees game meiN aapko Fuuny sey sawaal kaa Funny saa jawaab denaa hai.. aur jawaab deke apnaa naYaa sawaal raKhanaa hai..ummid kartaa huuN aapko yeH game pasaNd aaYeNgaa..!


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>>Sooraj raat ko kyuuN nahiiN nikalataa.??


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17th October 2007, 12:55 PM

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Mere pyaare dostoN:

ees game meiN aapko Fuuny sey sawaal kaa Funny saa jawaab denaa hai.. aur jawaab deke apnaa naYaa sawaal raKhanaa hai..ummid kartaa huuN aapko yeH game pasaNd aaYeNgaa..!


So Let's Play..

>>Sooraj raat ko kyuuN nahiiN nikalataa.??
haaaaaaaaaa kya game hain.....

ab tumhare sawaal ka jawaab??????

"suraj ki marzi tumhara kya jaata hain??????

agar dhaval ko raat ko akele chambal ki kheen main chod diya jaaye to kya hoga????????


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17th October 2007, 01:02 PM

to dhaval subHa ke hone ka iNtezaar kareNgaa.. Heheheh..

mausam didi sab ko Khaane ke liye invite kare to??


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17th October 2007, 01:15 PM

asmbhav..mujHe to tape pe taras aa rahaa hay mausam didi ..Hehehe


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pooja ko maths meiN 100 out of 100 marks aaye to
haaa us din professor ne apne chasme nahin lagaye honge.........

Pooja yeh saare replies dekhke kuch na kahe to????????


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17th October 2007, 01:43 PM

to sure pooja ko 100 marks aaye hoNge.. Hahaha

lagtaa hai poojaa bahot paDHaa'ii kar rahi hai aaj kal.. aapko kyaa lagtaa hai??:


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17th October 2007, 05:09 PM

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to sure pooja ko 100 marks aaye hoNge.. Hahaha

lagtaa hai poojaa bahot paDHaa'ii kar rahi hai aaj kal.. aapko kyaa lagtaa hai??:
accha aisa kya??mujhe lagata hain dhaval uske dimag ka CT scan karvana padega..kuch probs to nahi hain na...Achnak se padhai ke kitanu ghus gaye hain..:

Pooja ko ulta ped pe tand diya jaaye to?????????


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Wah wah........pooja kitni fam hai na SDC pe.......sabko mere hisapne aate hain jaagti ankho se bhi......

To meri sunita di apsabki chatni banadengi

Agar 29........92 ho jaye to?


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Agar 29........92 ho jaye to?
agar 29..92 to jaaye to pooji 80 jo jayegi..aur hum dono upar main swarg main aur pooja nark main................

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agar 29..92 to jaaye to pooji 80 jo jayegi..aur hum dono upar main swarg main aur pooja nark main................

Pooja yamraj ka kya haal akregi...poor yamraj.....
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kyuuNki duniyaa mei.n rehne waale sabhee log seedhe haiN.

>> kaalaa raNg kaalaa kyuu.n hotaa hay??


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kyuuNki duniyaa mei.n rehne waale sabhee log seedhe haiN.

>> kaalaa raNg kaalaa kyuu.n hotaa hay??

kyu.n kii kaal ra.ng safed nahii.n ho sakta...

Daadi ko Daada kyun nahi mil raha??


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lolz.... ok baba Ghalti ho gayee......



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lolz.... ok baba Ghalti ho gayee......
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Wah wah didi kya sawaal hain?????????haaaa

LAdke samajhdar hote to??to duniya ulti ho jaati??asambhav,....


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lakde hamesha ultey ultey sawaal hi kyu kartey haiN (jaise dhaval ne kiya)
Di bcoz god has given them the quality of madness.........


agar saari saas bahu serial bandh ho jaaye to dhaval kya karega?????????????


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agar saari saas bahu serial bandh ho jaaye to dhaval kya karega?????????????
to Dhaval seedhe se mani jee ke paas jaayega aur kahega kii " ab aap ka kyaa hogaa'

well mere sawaal ka kisii ne jawaab nahii.n diya.. mai.n ne puuchha thaa?

Daadi ko Daada kyun nahi mil raha??


kyun kii dada jee, naani se mil ne gaye hai.n

ab mera sawaal aeroplane hawa me.n kyu.n uData hai?



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to Dhaval seedhe se mani jee ke paas jaayega aur kahega kii " ab aap ka kyaa hogaa'

well mere sawaal ka kisii ne jawaab nahii.n diya.. mai.n ne puuchha thaa?

Daadi ko Daada kyun nahi mil raha??


kyun kii dada jee, naani se mil ne gaye hai.n

ab mera sawaal aeroplane hawa me.n kyu.n uData hai?

are zameen pe bhid bhad gayi hain na isisliye.....aeroplane ke liye jagah nahin hain chalne ki.......... to bechare ko udna pad raha hain.. hawa main........


agar hamare sar par baal nahin hote to??????


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baall nahii.n hote to ... barbers bechaare bhuuke mar jaate

why ocean water is salty????????????????



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to in sab cheez ka production badhata padhta companywalo ko?????????????

Ankhen 2 kyun hain???????????


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well.. nice answer,,

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to laDkiyaa.n bechaarii kya kare.ngii...

why peoples have 1 mouth and 2 ears?????????????????



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hmmmmmmmmm...2 ears..ek se sunke dusre se nikalne ke liye baat.......par muh to ek hi thik hain....imagine 2 mouth to face balance kaise hoga........means yaar ek mouth age aur ek sar ke peeche....lolzzzzzzzzz

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haaaaaa>sab bhagenge yeh kehke..bhago bhut aaya bhut aaya

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bas dono ko kuch kaam nahin meri mazak udane ke alawa

maine kaha to tha...eng college main admission ke vandhe hain na dhaval ko to uske ahmedabad zoo main admission le liya hain...zoology kar raha hain so all this bandar??????????????

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waha se nikal kar doosrey din teri halat kharab kar doongi....samji khali dimaag wali....dimaag nahi hai to na sahi baat to thik kiya kar...


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agar mausam ka weight 90kg se kum ho jaye to ????????
mujhe khali dimag wali kaha??bas ab yehi sunna baki tha..kuch accha nahin kar sakte mere liye to bura to na karo...

ab dimag se weight pe aa gaye..90 kg ..kya aap apna weight bata rahe hain.........main to 90 kg ke aaspaas bhi nahin hoon....mera to sirf 56 kg weight hain...........so aap apne weight ki chinta kare........tips chahiye weight loss ki to i have lots 4 u di...........zara to maintain kare aapne aap ko....

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