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Use Begum nahin Ba Gum Kahun - 10th September 2014, 08:18 PM

Ghar ke malik ko voh kehti hai nalayak ,
Baat baat per daatne ki hai uski aadat .

Doston main apni biwi ke taano se tang aa gaya hun,
Itne dhaye hai usne sitam ki zindagi se ghabra gaya hun.

Poore mahine ki tankhwah ik pal mein cheen leti hai ,
Zara sa muskura ker bus vo moonh pher leti hai .

Nikumme, Nithallu , Bekoff aur laaloo mere upnaam rakhe hai,
Tumse tau meri sabhi saheliyon ke pati achche hai,

Mahine mein ek roz unko ghumare bahar le jaate hai,
Tum ghar mein pare pare roz nayee nautankee dikhate ho .

Sochta hun vo kaun si ghari thi jab maine is se shadi rachayi thi ,
Dosto us din Begum nahi Ba Gum mere ghar doli mein aye thi ..



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waaah ................waaah! sanjay ji

pehle hansi rok lun phir kuch kahun

bohut khoob....................


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11th September 2014, 09:43 AM

:ROFL:.......................

Sanjayji,
bahot khub......................



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11th September 2014, 11:42 AM

LOL... Sanjay jee,

It's hilarious.... you're just awesome....

Your sense of humor is just too good!

keep writing sir,

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11th September 2014, 11:44 AM

Lol..sanjay ji...

Homourous shayri king hona chahiye aapka khitaab...

Its truly hilarious. ..

Wo to shukr hai aapki begum sdc per nahi warna aapka kaam tamaam hojaata ..lol..kidding. .




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11th September 2014, 12:51 PM

hahahahaha .................
ek dukhi pti ki daastaaN..............
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11th September 2014, 10:30 PM

waah sanjay jee....aap to chupe rustam nikle.....humour vo bhi begum pe....himmat kee daad deni padegi.....kamaal ka andaaz raha aapka.......bhabhi jee ko bhi padai ke nahin...



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Ghar ke malik ko voh kehti hai nalayak ,
Baat baat per daatne ki hai uski aadat .

Doston main apni biwi ke taano se tang aa gaya hun,
Itne dhaye hai usne sitam ki zindagi se ghabra gaya hun.

Poore mahine ki tankhwah ik pal mein cheen leti hai ,
Zara sa muskura ker bus vo moonh pher leti hai .

Nikumme, Nithallu , Bekoff aur laaloo mere upnaam rakhe hai,
Tumse tau meri sabhi saheliyon ke pati achche hai,

Mahine mein ek roz unko ghumare bahar le jaate hai,
Tum ghar mein pare pare roz nayee nautankee dikhate ho .

Sochta hun vo kaun si ghari thi jab maine is se shadi rachayi thi ,
Dosto us din Begum nahi Ba Gum mere ghar doli mein aye thi ..

Jenaab maiN samajh sakta hooN...
Aakhir tajurba to mera bhi kuchh aisa he hai.

Bohot khoob sahb..
Par koi baat nahi, ab chalna hai jo kadam uthaaya hai to.
Likhte rahiye..


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