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farhana 12th November 2005 12:55 AM

badhiya jokes!!!
 
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Q - What is the Difference between Mother & Wife?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U Continue to do so.

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How can SantaSingh Kill a Lion?
SantaSingh thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison n let lion eat me.

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A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married;
Guess what they named them... Jo Hua, So Hua.

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Wife: Honey...... What are you looking for?
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour...??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.

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SantaSingh: O Banno Car ki speed itani kyon badha di..?
biwi: Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, Accident ho jaye iske pahale ghar pahunch jaate hai.

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SantaSingh : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying....
When a Person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!!
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Man before Marriage I like Airtel...."Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan"
After Marriage He's Like Hutch... " Where ever U Go Our Network Follows."

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SantaSingh : That Cow is a Lovely Colour ,
Farmer : Yes, it's a Jersey.
SantaSingh : Oh, I Thought it was its Skin...!!!

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2 Dost Suicide karne gaye,

Pehla : "Hey Bhagwan muje dunia ki saari nafrat de Pareshani de Dukh de!"

Doosra dost : "Abe tu maut maang raha hai ki Reliance mein Job maang raha hai."
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ballu 12th November 2005 10:30 AM

hi didi...

:) :)

all r good.....but i like the chinese one.......!!!

take care bye.....

farhana 13th November 2005 03:42 AM

hi ballu....i too like that chinese wala...isnt it cute....hehe:p :p


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