Ek Sher sunaata hoon bade dhyan se suno
Mujhe sher nahi aata kisi aur se suno................!
Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Sin theta by cos theta is equal to tan theta
wah wah wah wah wah
Ladki boli:
Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.
Ladka bola :
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga
Apple kat ta hoon knife se,
Paani peeta hoon pipe se,
Kya zamana aaa gaya,
Joote khata hoon wife se
Hohohohohhohohohohhoho
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heheheheeheheheheheeheh
Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, sheesha chatak gaya,
Buddhi ne aankh maari, buddha latak gaya
Mard taange waala
Hoon main mard taaange wala
Mujhe teacher kya marega
Main to hoon principal ka saaala
Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichata hoon
Woh chaali jati hai tab uthaa leta hoon
Wife ....Wife.......Wife.........
5' 6" jiski height ho
Jeans jiski tight ho,
Chehara jiska bright ho,
Umar 22 se 27 ho,
Aisi apni Wife ho
Kutta ban gaya hoon tere pyaar main
yakeen nahin aata to suno...Bhow..bhow
Ab Akhir Me Ek Serious ........
Ladka: Kaash in hasinaaon kay baap mar jayen'
Bahana ho afsos ka hum inke ghar to jayen
Ladki: Aisa sochna bhi aye zalim paap hoga
Kabhi tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga
Hope U People Like tHIS
Vipul :-)