[loveforgudia]

Originally Posted by janumanu

. ye to cheating hai Dost Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiii .. jaldi jaldi reply kijiyee .. abhi dhair saare aur sawaal hai karne ko ...

lo ji kar diyaa reply ab inki baari hai... hum cheating nahi karte.... beshaq haar jate hai
Thank you Ji .. thank youuuu bahot badaa waala thank youuuuuuuuuuuuu ..
Lijiye abhi fir aa gaye hum apne sawaalo ke saath ... par ab ke sawaal thoda different hai ...

hum khud hi different hai to sawaal bhi different hi honge na ab
Jiiiiiiiiiiiii .. different to aap hai .. jabhi to aap "Dost Ji" haii ... sab se achchhe waale dost ...

kuchh kuchh aap ki pagali si dost ki chapad chapad ki tarhaa .. aap ki shaamat laate huye sawaal hai ... ab kya kar sakte hai .. aap jab fas hi chuke hai to socha kyon naa pura puraa faayda uthaa liya jaaye .. heheheheh

haan bhale aadami ka fadyaa uthane mai kya harj
Haaye Rabba .. humne kabhi faayadaa uthaaya Dost Ji aap ka ... areeee Dost Ji ko tang karne ka haq to Gudia ke paas hai hi ... ab jo haq milaa hua hai usko use bhi to karna chaahiye naa .. to apne haq ko use karna .. kab se Faayadaa uthaana ho gaya .. boliye boliyeeee ..

Q-1. Aap ko khaana pakaana aata hai ?? gar haan to kya kya pakaana aata hai .. ??

ji aataa hai, par simple wala hi, like daal chawal, roti sabji....mai kitchen ke alomost sab kaam kar leta hun, mai 8th class se hi ye karne laga tha, actually mai aur papa... delhi mai rahte they.. ma aur bhayee himachal mai... so yaha sab seekh liyaa tha maine, par shadi ke baad maiN koe kaam nahi karta, ye isliye bata raha hun, taaki ghar mai woh kuch na kahe ki SDc pe to bolte ho mujhko sab banana aata hai, aur banate ho nahi, so bat yahi saaf kar di hai maine
Haaye Rabba .... Aarti Ji kahaan hai aap ... padh rahi hai naa aap ye sab .... dekhiye dekhiye .. kaise Dost Ji yahi par sab clear kar rahe hai taaki aap unse baad mai koi sawaal hi naa kare ... this is not fair Dost Ji ...

Aarti Ji aap mast Shaamat laaiye Dost Ji ki .. Dost Ji hum to Aarti Ji ka hi side lenge .... aap to bure fase ... hehehehehhehe

Q-2. Aur hum aayenge to hum ko kya khilaayengeeeeeeeeeeee … aur Gudia ne itana sataaya hai soch kar .. Gudia ke khaane mai kitanaa Mirchi jyaada daalenge .. boliye boliyeeeeeeeeeee ..

mirchi mai bilkul bhi nahi khaataa hun. so dont worry abt it, aur tum aaoge to maiN nahi pakaungaa ye to clear kar hi diyaa hai, mera kaam ab khana khana hai, khana banana nahi

Areee .. Aarti Ji ko kyon sataayenge ... chaliye hum hi pakaa ke khilaayenge sab ko ... Aarti Ji .. Maa aur Chhote Bhaiya & humaare Angel ki Shaamat to aayegi nahi ...

Haan Dost Ji aap ka kitanaa shaamat aayega uska guarantee hum nahi leteeeeeeeeeeee ..... ehehhehehehe

Q-3. Aap kabhi roye hai (Bhagwaan Ji na kare aesa koi din aaye kabhi) ?? rote mai aap ki shakal kaisi dikhati hai … bataaiye bataaiye … ??
ye lo kaun hai jo royaa nahi hoga. rona insaan ka sabse pahla kaam hotaa hai, aur insaan dunia mai aata hai to ye ronaa hi uske sath aataa hai, koe na roye to use rulaya jata hai.... rone se humare face ki jyda exercise hoti hai, hasne se face thaktaa hai, rone se fresh ho jata hai. so rone ko buraa na bolo ok,...

aur rote hue...... dekhi hai...... dekhte hi has padaa tha...... aur ro bhi bahut zor aur poori shidddat se raah tah fir bhi .. now u can imagine .. ehehh
Aarti Ji maayake gaye the tab aap ki haalat kya huyi thi ye yaad hai .. to soch rahe hai .. jabhi hum india aayenge Aarti Ji ko apne saath le jaayenge ... uske baad hum aur Aarti Ji chhup kar aap ka chaheraa dekhenge .... ..

Q-4. Kabhi kisi bachche ka chocolate yaa kuchh chheen kar khaaya hai aap ne ??? haaye rabba aesi koi harqat kari hai to hum ko bhi bataaiyeeeeeee ??

haan.. kari hai par tab mai bhi bacha hi tha... apne bhayee ki mitahyee wagairaa kha jata tha. hum dono ko milti thi.... to mai pahle khaa ke usse mang leta tha, aur woh de bhi deta tha ... use khane pine ka kam hi shok hai
haan cheen ke nahi khaya kabhi........ humare ghar mai koe nahi ladta tha ....
Haaye reeee Chhote Bhaiya .. bechaare kitane Shareef hai .. aur ek aap hai Chunttttttttt ... Chhote Bhaiya ki mithaaiyaa khaa jaate the .. not fair Dost Ji ...

Q-5. Jyaada gussa kis pe aata hai .. mosquitoes pe yaa politicians pe .. ?? aur kyon zaraa detail mai please ….. heheheheheh

politicians pe .... ek dialog yaad aayaa .... HUm movie ka tha.....bachapan mai dekhi thi ... thoda bahut yaad hai ..... kuch aise hai...
amitaabh bolte hai apne dost ko..

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dunia mai do tarah ke keedy hote haiN.. ek wo jo gandi naali mai paida hote hai, ek wo jo samaj mai paida hote hai.. gandi naaliw ale to insaan ko bimaar kar dete hai...... aur ye samaj ke keedy sare samaaj ko bimaar kar dete hai..

naali wale keedoN ke liye to bazaar maiN flit miltaa hai...... par in samaaj ke keedoN ke liye aaj tak koe flit hi market mai nahi aaayaa

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bas yahi apna bhi kahnaa hai
hahahahahhaha ... sahi hai .. par mazaa nahi aaya Dost Ji ... areee Shaayar hai zaraa apne shabdo mai jawaab dijiye .. Chori ka to koi bhi sunaa sakta hai .. hume to aap ke shabdo mai sun naa hai ... chaliye ek baar fir is sawaal ka jawaab dijiye ...

Q-6. Aap se kahaa jaaye .. aap ko 10 lakh rupee milenge jaa kar snake pakad aaiye .. to kya karenge ??

pakad laaungaa........

Aap pagal haiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii .. ghar pe sab log pitaayi hi lagaa denge aap ka ...thoda sa mauke ka faayda hum bhi uthaane aa jaayenge ... hehehehhehe

Q-7. Koi aap ko khaddus kahe to kya karenge … ?? aur haan kaise shaamat laayenge uski ???? hehehehehehhe

kuch nahi, mai hasungaa aur chal padungaa, haan SDC pe koe likhega to ....
depend kartaa hai... agar koe mujhe kadoos samjhtaa hai, to uski marzi hai... lekin koe khadoos hi sabit karbne ki koshish karte to.... fir pata nahi
Fir uski shaamat hi laa denge Dost Ji .... sahi hai sahi hai ...

Q-8. Aap ko teacher banaaya jaaye .. to aap kaun sa subject padhaana pasand karenge .. aur kyonnnnnnnnnnnnn ??


loveology .. for any class student

ek gana tha ...mere liye banaya tha kisi ne

loveology mai first baaki sab mai fail
yaaro maien seekha hai dil se dil ka khel

kyunki kisi bhi achy khaase , khaas kar sareef ashiqoN ke fail hone ki wajah yahi love-shav hai... so iski padhaye zarori hai
aur mujshe acha kaun padha saktaa hai

hahahahhehehehehehehehehehe ... bahot mast gaana hai ... super hittttttttttt ... Dost Ji chaliye apne Students mai sab se pahela naam Gudia ka add kariye ... aap ki sab se paheli student Gudia banegi .. love-logy hum bhi padhane aayenge .... mast idea hai .. aap ki to nikal padi .. sab se best teacher aap hi kahe laayenge .... students ke liye .. .. students ke parents ke liye .. to Rab hi jaane ... heheheheheh

Humaari hasi to abhi tak nahi ruk rahi Dost Ji .... sachchi mai ... kaafi achchha laga aap ke answers padh ke ...