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Talking new sms - 7th November 2005, 11:03 AM

"Q1:- Achi Aur Buri Biwi Main Kia Farq Hay?
Ans:- Kia Mutlab ?BIWIYAAN Achi Bhi Hoti Hain Kia!!!

Q2:- Biwi Aur Saali Main Kon Ziada Achi Hoti Hay ?
Ans:- SAALI Behtar Hay . KAASH Woh Biwi K Baghair Mil Sakti.

Q:3: Kya Tv DEkhnay Say Ankhain Kharab Ho Jati Hain ???
Ans: PTV Dekhnay say tou Demag KHarab ho Jata hai



Q4:- ullo Or Net Girls Main Kia Farq Hai ?
Ans:- Hehehehheh Ullo Tu Ullo Hay Or Larkioon Ko Tu Ullo Banaya Jata Hai Hehehehehe....

Q5:- Daur Main TORTOISE , RABBIT Say Kaisay Jeeta?
Ans:- Rabbit K PILAG Main Kachra Aanay Ki Waja Say.

Q6:- Larkioon Ko Phansanay Ka Kia Tarika Hai?
Ans:- Larkian Khood Phans Jaati Hain Bhari Bus Main..

Q7:- Aaj Kal HORSE Ki Sawari Main Kis QISAM Ki Kami Mehsoos Ki Jaati Hay?
ANS:- Horse Main REVERSE Ghear Nahin Hota.

Q8:- Biwi Tu Apni MAA K Kehnay Par Chalti Hay, Kia BETA Bhi MAA K Kehnay Par Chalta Hay?
Ans:- Ji Haan! Woh Bhi MAA K Kehnay Par Chalta Hay Laikin Apnay BACHOON Ki MAA K.


har gali fulon se saja rakhi hai,har dwar pe ek ladki bitha rakhi hai,na jane kis dwar se aaoge tum,isliye har ladki k hatho me ek rakhi thama rakhi hai.


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ae dost,tu bhi likha kar shayree,shayro ki tarah tera bhi naam ho jaega,log phekenge ande-tamatar,to sham ki sabji ka intezam ho jaega.

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#is matlab ki duniya main kaun kiss ka hota hai,
duk bhi whai deta ha jis per bharosa hota hai...


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13th November 2005, 11:04 AM

nice sharing.keep posting.

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