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sms - 23rd December 2002, 08:10 PM

salam dosto
as everyone knows jab se free sms band hua mumbai me sab ke inbox empty rehte hai isliye kuch pesh karta hu


aye khuda
"kyu banaya tune kumbh ka mela
aur to aur banaya sms ka jamela"
"pal pal balance kat ta rehta hai
dil dak dak dak dhadakta rehta hai"
"msg rejected,hota hai show..
jab hota hai balance too low"
"refill pe refill karte hai phir bhi
ho bade kanjus,kehte hai woh"




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Talking hiiiii - 8th February 2003, 01:14 PM

kaisi

s ------------- send
m------------- me
s-------------- smiles


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Arrow hi - 15th February 2003, 09:19 PM

s----> see
m---> me
s---->soon



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Thumbs up hi - 16th February 2003, 02:18 PM

thks a lot for liking mah poem hmmm that means u frm mumbai?????


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19th February 2003, 02:46 PM

Ha, yeh baat to sahi hai. Mein England mein rehti hoon, aur idhar bhi sms ka jamela hai. Kya apke paas koi choti si sher hai jo sms se bej sak te hai?
   
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hmmm hi - 19th February 2003, 06:16 PM

howz u farahji


hmm sher to bahot hai aapko kis topic par chahiye..... hume jaroor batana


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19th February 2003, 06:21 PM

I'm ok, aap kaise ho?
funny sher, ya koi sher dosti aur pyar ke baare mein agar hove to? thank you

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Lightbulb hi farahji - 19th February 2003, 08:10 PM

hmmmmmmm

aap kise bhejna chahti hai inhe????hmmm special person kya... he he he he

neways
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Kyon chalti hai pawan, Because of evaporation.
Kyon jhoome hai gagan, Because of earth's revolution.
Kyon machalta hai mann, Because of excessive respiration.
Na tum jaano na hum. But I just gave all the reasons!

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Kyon aati hai bahaar, Because of a change in season,
Kyon lutata hai karaar, Because of mental tension.
Kyon hota hai pyaar, Because of opposite attraction.
Na tum jaano na hum. Like I said, these are all science phenomenan!.

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Khusboo phool se aati hai, dhool se nahi
Mohabbat saali se hoti hai gharwali se nahi
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Be-jubaan najarein meri keh jaati hain kuch kabhi kabhi
Khaamoshi mein bhi chupi hui hain dastaan kai......

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hamara aur tumhara afsaana
ek din rulaana
ek din hasaana
ek din chidaana
ek din manaana
yehi hai hamara aur tumhara
dostana!!!
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Patharr kyun marte ho, pura pahaar maar do
Hum yuheeen mar jayenge, sirf ek baar aankh maar do

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Chhup chhup ke aayi thi
Chhup chhup ke chali gayi
Sindur leke khada tha
Rakhi bandh ke chali gayi

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Apple khao Knife se
Thumsup piyo Pipe se
Yaro kya zamaana hai
Sandal khao Wife se


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19th February 2003, 09:37 PM

lol, woh to aachi thi, very funny
koi sweet si sher hai?
upne dost jo bej na hai, take woh upni "special person" ko bej sakhe
   
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