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Talking You can laugh here - 15th June 2006, 07:40 PM

Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?
Dono ne kapde tyag diye,
ek ne desh ke liye,
doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye!




Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai




Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?




Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon
rupaye fase huye hain.


Generation Next Motto:
Na hum shaadi karenge,
na apne bachchon ko karne denge.




What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel.
A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels.
And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH!




Paani mein Whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai.
Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai.
Paani mein Brandy milao to nasha chadta hai.
Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.


Yours...
ARUN

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Talking gr8... - 15th June 2006, 10:05 PM

itz really really kooooooooooool arun !! keep it up apne bohat hi kamal ka likha hai
aapne bohat hansaya hai ajj
god bless ya
ITZ REALLY A GR8 JOB <<<<<<<waitin 4 nxt>>>>>>>>>>


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