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Subject: -:*:- Aim At The Stars -:*:- Funny - 12th July 2006, 10:09 PM

Subject: -:*:- Aim At The Stars -:*:- Funny



Teacher to Sardar " Where were U born?
Sardar : In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Sardar : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.


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Santa : People consider me as a "GOD"
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD ! U have
come again..



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Sardar complained 2 Police : Sir all items are missing, except the TV in
my house.
Police : How the theif did not take TV???
Sardar : I was watching TV na....



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Thought for the Day!!!



If you call your mother as MUM.. What will you call Mother's younger sis
and elder sis?



Answer : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM



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Do you know the similarity between "Dinasaurs" & "Decent Girls"



Answer: Both dont exist on earth !!!



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When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?



Answer : On their Wedding !!



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Whats the height of Intelligence?



Answer : A 99 year old Sardar going for HUTCH ka naya lifetime scheme





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