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Talking my choice - 16th November 2005, 04:00 PM

A man went to the doctor''s. The doctor came in and said, Well, I''ve got some good news and some bad news.
The bad news is that you have an inoperable brain tumor. The good news is our hospital has just been certified to do brain transplants and there has been an accident right out front and a young couple was killed and you can have which ever brain you like.

The man''s brain is $100,000.00 and the woman''s brain is $30,000.00. The patient could not help but ask; Why such a large difference between, the male and the female brain?
The doctor replied, The female brain is used.

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Careers Master : What are you going to do where you grow up ?
Boy : I ' m going to follow in my father 's footsteps and be a policeman.
Careers Master : Oh , so your father 's a policeman ?
Boy : No , He 's a burglar.

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Teacher : Why did Robin Hood only rob the rich?
Pupil : Because poor people don't have any money.

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What did the girl put her watch in her back trouser pocket before in sitting down?
She wanted to be on time for her date.

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Teacher : What would you like to become when you grow up?
Student : A teacher.
Teacher : why?
Student : Because I love shouting.

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Patient : Doctor , Doctor , people are always ignoring me.
Doctor : N E X T.

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What's the easiest way to get to heaven quickly?
Stand in the fast lane of a motor way.

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My husband is so simple he even takes a saddle and riding hat to bed with him in case of night mars.
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Doctor doctor i keep feeling, that i'm covered in gold pain.
Don't worry, its just a gilt complen.

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Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called?
Student: They r called Germs.

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Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?
Pupil: Moon...
Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it.

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Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called?
Student: They r called Germs.

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