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Talking arz kiya hai - 23rd November 2005, 04:32 PM

Arz kiya hai... Aadaab zaroor karna!!!

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
I don't like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein
no more disk space...

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Ghar se jab tum nikale
pehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon ka
ho gaya server down...

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Jabse meri zindagi mein,
aayi hai ik female.
Bhool gaya hai sab kuchh
kya mailbox, kya e-mail...

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Dil se ek ishq ki
application create kar raha hoon.
Pyaar se debug karna
mein wait kar raha hoon...

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Tumhaare intezaar mein
neend aayee so gaya.
Yeh dekho mera connection
time out ho gaya...

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Kal jab mile thhe
to dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain
your file not found!

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Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to apniz indagi
ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga...

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Shayad mere pyar ko
taste karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye...

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Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to double-click karo...

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Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh aise ghoor ke dekte hain
jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning...

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cheers,
akshay
   
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24th November 2005, 12:54 PM

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