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He Krishna Tu Is Kalyug Mein Aa Ke To Dikha
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He Krishna Tu Is Kalyug Mein Aa Ke To Dikha - 28th December 2005, 06:33 PM

HE KRISHNA TU IS KALYUG MEIN AA KE TO DIKHA

TUNE 18 SAAL KI UMAR MEIN MAMA KANS KO MARA
OSAMA BIN LADEN KO MAAR KE TO DIKHA

TUNE PURA PARVAT EK UNGLI PE UTHAYA
MERE GYM MEIN EK DUMBELL UTHA KE TO DIKHA

TUNE BHARI MEHFIL MEIN DRAUPADI KO SAREE PEHNAEE
MALLIKA SHERAWAT KO DO JODI KAPDE PEHNA KE TO DIKHA

TUNE GOKUL KE 1600 GOPIAAN SAATH RAKHI
MERE COLLEGE KI EK LADKI PATA KE TO DIKHA

HE KRISHNA TU IS KALUG MEIN AA KE TO DIKHA....


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29th December 2005, 04:39 AM

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ufff.......... yeh ladke bhi na....pata nahi kaha kaha se aise funny baatey seekhtey haiN


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hihihihi - 25th September 2007, 01:47 PM

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mosquito(Not mine) - 14th October 2007, 01:38 PM

Ek prerna ki talash thi, Ek khalal para
Dekha ki haath mein ke laash thi ..

Bohot usne humara uthaya fayda,
lekin ye uski zindagi kii akhiri raat thi ..

Kuch aur usse kosna chaha,
Yaad aa gayi ek baat ki..
Yeh machchhar nahin..
Machchharni ki lash thi .. ..

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