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yaaroN ne mujh ghareeb ko choonaa lagaa diyaa
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yaaroN ne mujh ghareeb ko choonaa lagaa diyaa - 13th November 2011, 04:13 AM

yaaroN ne mujh ghareeb ko choonaa lagaa diyaa
halwaayi ki dukaan pe bakraa banaa diyaa

surkhee liye beghair main pahoNchaa jo shaam ko
bivi ne mujh ko raat bhar murghaa banaa diyaa

filmi hair Design o Fashion ka ho bhalaa
achhe bhaley SALEEM ko SALMAA banaa diyaa

zulfaiN kati huyi haiN patloon mukhtasar
lady ko is siNgaar ne LEDAA banaa diyaa

sad feesdee qosoor thaa laDki ka dosto
lekin mujhe awaam ne taklaa banaa diyaa

aisee hawaa chali hai terey shahr me raqeeb
gad..hey ko teri daad ne ghoDaa banaa diyaa

maNhgaayi ke azaab pe lanat khodaa ki ho
jis ne hame nichoD ke sirka banaa diyaa

hassaas bhi khamosh hai begam ki daaNt par
saaloN ke rob o daab ne gooNgaa banaa diyaa

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12th October 2012, 11:14 PM

Hahahaha

bahot khoob bhaii..mazaa aa gayaa !!

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yaaroN ne mujh ghareeb ko choonaa lagaa diyaa
halwaayi ki dukaan pe bakraa banaa diyaa

surkhee liye beghair main pahoNchaa jo shaam ko
bivi ne mujh ko raat bhar murghaa banaa diyaa

filmi hair Design o Fashion ka ho bhalaa
achhe bhaley SALEEM ko SALMAA banaa diyaa

zulfaiN kati huyi haiN patloon mukhtasar
lady ko is siNgaar ne LEDAA banaa diyaa

sad feesdee qosoor thaa laDki ka dosto
lekin mujhe awaam ne taklaa banaa diyaa

aisee hawaa chali hai terey shahr me raqeeb
gad..hey ko teri daad ne ghoDaa banaa diyaa

maNhgaayi ke azaab pe lanat khodaa ki ho
jis ne hame nichoD ke sirka banaa diyaa

hassaas bhi khamosh hai begam ki daaNt par
saaloN ke rob o daab ne gooNgaa banaa diyaa
masood bhai..yeh ghazal humourous zaroor hai..par jo baat aap keh gaye ho woh aap hi keh sakte ho..bahot teekha andaaz hai... bahot ache..daad hi daad


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musht-e-khaak hai basi yahan, bata kahan fuwaad nazar aata hai?
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16th January 2013, 06:42 PM

zulfaiN kati huyi haiN patloon mukhtasar
lady ko is siNgaar ne LEDAA banaa diyaa



hahahahahhahahhahahahahhahhahahahha

hahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhaha

hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhhah.............. .....................



offooooooo haNseee naheeee rukk paa rahii hai........


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16th January 2013, 08:33 PM

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zulfaiN kati huyi haiN patloon mukhtasar
lady ko is siNgaar ne LEDAA banaa diyaa



hahahahahhahahhahahahahhahhahahahha

hahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhaha

hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhhah.............. .....................

offooooooo haNseee naheeee rukk paa rahii hai........



totally agreed bhai......


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thanks bhai ..............................................


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bahut khoob.....kya sense of humour hai bhai, maza aa gaya.....



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Masood bhai,
Dil khush ho gaya aapki rachna par kar..

Hassas bhi khamosh hain begum ki daant per
Salon ke robodaab ne goonga bana diya....wah ji wah

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yaaroN ne mujh ghareeb ko choonaa lagaa diyaa
halwaayi ki dukaan pe bakraa banaa diyaa

surkhee liye beghair main pahoNchaa jo shaam ko
bivi ne mujh ko raat bhar murghaa banaa diyaa

Ha ha ha kyun aap surkhi dene wale murge ho
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Dete surkhi ho bechte itr ho


zulfaiN kati huyi haiN patloon mukhtasar
lady ko is siNgaar ne LEDAA banaa diyaa
ha ha .... Sahi hai
sad feesdee qosoor thaa laDki ka dosto
lekin mujhe awaam ne taklaa banaa diyaa


Ha ha ha qasoor to bataya nahi
aisee hawaa chali hai terey shahr me raqeeb
gad..hey ko teri daad ne ghoDaa banaa diyaa

Hmmm daad kaise dun aapko
maNhgaayi ke azaab pe lanat khodaa ki ho
jis ne hame nichoD ke sirka banaa diyaa
haye. Kyaaa baaaat
hassaas bhi khamosh hai begam ki daaNt par
saaloN ke rob o daab ne gooNgaa banaa diyaa
bhayeee.

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