juli and shuli

aditya_neal · 11:43 AM

Julie aur Sulie do ben log rehta hai. Ben log
maane.........judwaa.

Lekin dono main fark bole to solid. Julie ekdum Smart,
bole to jhakaas rapchik piece aur Sulie bole
to ekdum halki re.

To kya hota hai maloom Sulie thee bachpan
se, woh kya bolte hain usko..Stubborn ..bole to ekdam yedi, jiddi....
rehti hai.

To julie jo bhi maangti hai na...
Sulie ko woh maangta-ich hai.

Julie ko gudiya mili to Sulie ko bhi maangta
tha...

Julie ko kangan mila to Sulie ko bhi mangta
hai.....

Aisa karte karte bees saal guzar gaya.

To na, Julie ka shaadi ekdum karodpati ladka
ke saath hota hai. Aur Sulie ek fatichar funtoosh se
shaadi banatha hai.

Shaadi ke baad Julie Fridge leti hai baap.

Sulie bhi pati se fridge maangtihai.

Pati salla bechara garibmanus.

Lekin biwi ko khush karne ke waaste woh Fridge
khareed leta hai.

Abhi Julie agle mahine Air Conditioner
khareed dalti hai.

Sulie bhi jidd karti hai baap.

Kya Bolti Malum: AC nahin liya to khud ko
tapka daloongi.

Pati bechara aur paise markeet se udhaar
leta hai aur

AC khareed leta hai......! ..

Ab Julie car khareedti hai.

Sulie bhi jidd karti hai.
Pati ka dimaag satak-ta hai lekin phir bhi
saala karega kya,

baap ka zameen bech dalta hai aur gaadi
khareedta hai.

Thode dinon ke baad Julie gaadi bech ke bus
khareedti hai. Sulie bhi jidd karti hai....

Abhi pati solid bhadakta hai baap.
Bolta hai "Ae item, ab dhimaag ka dahi mat
bana..bahut ho gaya tera natak.

Abhi apun tera ek nahin sunega. Apun jaa
rahela hai kya, yeda samjha hai kya, To Sulie ko chorke woh chala jaata hai.

Sulie lekin apni gaadi bechkar aur paisa
market se uthakar bus khareed leti hai......

To Julie aur Sulie apne apne bus main Ek din
picnic ko jaata hai.

Bus ko park karke ! woh log ghoomne phirne ko
jaata hai.

Wapas aake dekhta hai to saala dono bus main
steering wheel gaayab,seat gaayab, gear gaayab...sab kuch ghayab!!

Sulie julie ko dekhti hai aur kuch to bolti
hai...........

Abhi Ekdum simple koschan: Sulie Julie ko
kya bolti hai??

* * Ye tu bhol-na * * * * *

* * * Abe soch...... * * *

* * * dhimag kaam nahi kar rehla hai kya? *

* * * Haar maan gaya kya??? * * *

* * * Accha chal bolich dalta hoon: * * *

" NA KUCH TERE BUS MEIN JULIE........ NA

KUCH MERE BUS MEIN..."

ae bhidu log, apun ko gaali nahi dene ka kya

?,

aur apun ke upar gussa nai karne ka?

Apun ko bhi kisi ne yeh bhej kar apna bheja

kharab kiya hai. Tere ko lage to tu bhi kisi

ka

bheja kharab kar. par apun ka

nahi............samja kya.........!!!.