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SHERO SHAYARI: Qualities of Indians - 1st May 2014, 04:41 PM

1. Jab Shampoo Bottle Khatam ho jaaye to usme Pani daalo ek baar aur use karlo 2. Toothpaste ko tab tak use karo jab tak usko pura nichod naa loo 3. Ghar mein showcase mein China Crockery ko sirf aur sirf Guests k liye use karo 4. Gold kharidna ek gram bhi nai, par Gold k rates ki bahut chinta hai apne ko 5. TV ke remote ko zor zor se dabayenge, usse thokenge, par usme nayi batteries nai lagayenge 6. Kisi ne Dinner Party mein invite kiya ho to uss din, din bhar kuch nai khaayenge, taki waha party mein jee bhar k daba sake 7. Jab T-Shirt purani ho jaaye to use night dress bana lo, jab aur jaada purani ho jaaye to use Holi mein use karo, Aur fir usska Pocha bana lo 8. Dominos waale se extra Ketchup, Oreganon Chilli maango taki usse baad mein ghar mein use kar sake Aur Sabse Important 9. Pani Puri Khaane k baad, free Sukha Puri apna Haq hai... Proud to be Indian..
   
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