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naresh_mehra110 · 08:12 PM

Vikas Ji !

Aaj Ke Bhautikvaad Yug MeN Har Kaarye-SheTrr Ka vyvsaayikkaran Tezii Se Ho Raha Hai .... Lekhak Aur Lekhan Bhi Iss Se Acchutaa Nahi Hai ... Yeh Badlaav Lekhan Vidhaa Ke Liye Kitnaa SaarThak Hai Yaa Koi Vipreet Parinaam Bhi Dekhte HaiN .. ?

janumanu · 20th May 2011, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by naresh_mehra110

Vikas Ji !

Aaj Ke Bhautikvaad Yug MeN Har Kaarye-SheTrr Ka vyvsaayikkaran Tezii Se Ho Raha Hai .... Lekhak Aur Lekhan Bhi Iss Se Acchutaa Nahi Hai ... Yeh Badlaav Lekhan Vidhaa Ke Liye Kitnaa SaarThak Hai Yaa Koi Vipreet Parinaam Bhi Dekhte HaiN .. ?

mujhe thoda isse ulat lagtaa hai, pahle iska vyavsaayikarn hota tha......... ab nahi .....

pahle likhne ki quality hoti thi, ya quality ka lekhan hi biktaa tha........ ab kuch bhi chaltaa hai............... bas sahi cheezeN samne nahi aati hai, na hi unko moukaa miltaa hai, aur industry wale ye kahte hai ki, ye darshako ya shrotaoN ki demand hai.. kuch hazaar logo ko unhone poora india bana diyaa hai.... ab bhi kcuh acha aata hai to use promote ni kiyaa jata hai......... aaj kal ki movie mai kuch achy song hote hai, par unko promote nahi karte hai......... aur jo unko lagtaa hai kamachala dega , kuch din woh saamne laya jata hai..........

aajkal, ek hi banda music deta hai, wih gaa bhi deta hai, wahi likh detaa hai.......... kaam chal jata hai. story bhi koe bhi likh deta hai........... yaha waah se kcuh aaya likh ke movie bana di......... kaun kya hai pata hi nahi chaltaa hai...

kiska kya role hai kuch ni pata, bas kar do... standard nahi hai .. aur iska dosh sirf jantaa pe daalte hai ki chaltaa yahi hai, aapne bhi tv pe talant show dekhen honge, singer dhoodndte haiN..... bahut se music director........ par singer dhoondne se kya hogaa, usne gana wahi hai jo music director ne gavana hai.......... asal cheez to music director hai... woh ab tv serial pe aate hai, pasia kamate hai, chale jate hai...... unka jo kaam hai karte nahi........

naresh_mehra110 · 07:41 AM

Vikas Ji !

Aksar Har Likhne Wale Ke Jeevan MeN Aise Pal Zaroor Aate HaiN ... Ehsaas Jaise Saath ChhoDh Kar Chale Gaye Ho ... Chaahakar Bhi Kuch Sujhtaa Nahi ... Kyaa Likhe ... Uss Khaali Pan Ki Koi Chhatptaahat Ka Anubhav ... Agar Aapne Kabhi Mehsus Kiya Ho Toh ... Bataanaa Chaahenge ....... ?

loveforgudia · 21st May 2011, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by janumanu

4. Day to day life se related aap ke weakest and strongest points ???

hmm samjh hi nahi aataa, sab kuch ek sa lagtaa hai, jo weakest point hai, kabhi strongest ban jata hai........

ziNdgi ek si nahi sabko
jyun samjh aye tum wahi samjho

Ji Namaste Dost Ji .. kaise hai aap ?? aap ka toofaan fir haazir hai apne dhair saare sawaalo ke saath ..

par aur sawaal kare us se pahele ye kahena chaahenge ke .. aap ne jitane achchhe se har sawaal ka jawaab diya hai .. hum bataa nahi sakte ke humne aap ke jawaabo ko kitani baar padha .. khaas kar ke .. 5th waale question ka answer ... aaj tak aap ko jaisa socha .. aap ke jawaabo mai aap ko waisa hi paaya hai ... Thanks a lot itane achhhe se detail mai har jawaab dene ke liye .. 5th question ke answer ke liye aap ke Reps due rahe hum par ... par uss se bhi badh ke aap ke hi style mai ... tad tad tad tad tad tadddddddddddd

par please upar waale 4th question ka jawaab zaraa fir se dijiye .. yun short cut mai baat khatam kare ye nahi chalegaa .. zaraa khul kar soch kar detail mai jawaab dijiye ...pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ...

ab chalte hai aap ke Toofaan ke aur sawaalo ki aor ... heheheheheheh

1. Aap mahenat pe yakeen rakhate hai ke keesmat pe? aur kyon ??

2. Zindagi ka kaun sa aesa pal hai jo aap fir se jeena chaahenge?? .. kyon what is so special about it ??

3. Kis baat pe sab se jyaada gussa aata hai .. aur kis baat se bahot nafrat hai ??

4. Dost Ji kya aap ka aesa koi sapana hai jo sach huaa ho .. gar haan to please hume bhi bataaiye na ??

5. Aap rooth jaaye tab kya hota hai .. ?? aap ko kaun manaata hai .. aur kaise manaate hai aap ko ?? koi manaaye to aap sunte bhi hai ke nahi ??

6. Aesi koi baat .. yaa aesa kuchh jiski kami aap ko khud mai mahesoos hoti ho ??

7. Pyaar ka sabak sab padhaana chaahate hai .. par amal mai nahi laata koi … aesa kyon ??

8. Dost Ji kya Kabhi kisi baat ko lekar khud par hasi aayi hai aap ko ??

9. Apne dukh aur khushi aap kis ke saath sab se jyaada share karte hai ??

10. Aap ke khayaal mai .. kisi ek insaan se dusare insaan ki zindagi mai koi badalaaw aa sakta hai ya nahi … ?? aur ye badlaaw aana zaroori hota hai yaa nahi … ??

11. Kuchh log aese bolte aur aese behave karte hai ke they don’t need anyone … woh log khud hi sab kuchh hai apne liye … to kya sach mai insaan tanha zindagi basar kar sakta hai … ??

12.Dost Ji, kuchh log aese bhi hote hai jinhe ye lagta hai ke unki pareshaaniyaa hi pareshaaniya hai aur baaki sab ko unse kam dukh hai .. baaki sab unse achchhe bhale hai … aur wo aese time pe apni pareshaaniyon ke aage saamane waale insaan ke dukh dard ko kuchh samajhataa hi nahi … aur aese behave karta hai jaise … saamane waale ko jo chaahe dukh ho us se unhe koi fark nahi padataa … aese logo ke baare mai kya kahenge aap .. ??

13.Aap apne kisi bhi rishte mai pyaar .. aur gussa in ka inzehaar kaise karte hai .. ?? rishto mai apne ehsaas bayaan karna aap ke liye aasaan raha hai yaa .. bahot mushkil raha hai ??

Ji iske baad abhi sawaal aur bhi hai .. aur ab in sab ke baad thode se jo sawaal hai .. wo hai kuchh nat khat se .. kuchh masti mazaak .. thodi aap ki khinchhaayi .. aur khud apni hi shaamat bulaane ke saaman ke jaise ... heheheheheheheh

wo saare sawaal puchhane ke liye aap ki ijaazat to leni nahi padegi Gudia ko ... to chaliye pahele in sawaalo ke jawaab dijiye .. fir baaki ke dhair saare sawaalo ke saath haazir ho jaayenge ...

Bhagwaan Ji aap ko hammesha khush rakhe,

Aapki Dost: Gudia

Jay Ambe

janumanu · 21st May 2011, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by naresh_mehra110

Vikas Ji !

Aksar Har Likhne Wale Ke Jeevan MeN Aise Pal Zaroor Aate HaiN ... Ehsaas Jaise Saath ChhoDh Kar Chale Gaye Ho ... Chaahakar Bhi Kuch Sujhtaa Nahi ... Kyaa Likhe ... Uss Khaali Pan Ki Koi Chhatptaahat Ka Anubhav ... Agar Aapne Kabhi Mehsus Kiya Ho Toh ... Bataanaa Chaahenge ....... ?

aisa mere saath bahut baar hotaa hai ... last month mai kuch nahi likhaa... fir ek sher banaa... uske liye aise taise gahzal bana di, par jo asal mai likhnaa hai woh bahut kam ho gaya hai.............. jo seedha aataa hai..... shayed woqt ki kami, ya mahol. kuch bhi .......... per behr iska reason nahi raha jaha tak mujeh lagtaa hai, uske binaa koe khyaal hi nahi aata hai, aata meter ke aspas hi hai, chahe acha na aye....

pahle bahut woqt hota tha shayri sunne padhne sochne likhne ke liye ab kam ho gaya hai, sunna to bahut kam......... jitna hum sunenge padhenge utnaa hi jydaa asar mai ayenge ........

sach mai jab aisa woqt aata hai jab aapko lagtaa hai ap lkh nahi payenge, bahut chat-patahat hoti hai............ kahaN mai ek din mai 3 gahzal likhtaa tha, haan unko gahzal na bhi kaah jaye, khyaal to aate thye, khyaal bhi aise jo khud hi dekhe sune nahi hote thye, ab kyun ni aate kambkhat .....

zid bhayee ne ek misraa kaha tha, halanki doosre shayr ka hai, par mere liye unhone ne hi kaha tha..

gham na kar zindgi padi hai abhi

janumanu · 21st May 2011, 02:34 PM

ab chalte hai aap ke Toofaan ke aur sawaalo ki aor ... heheheheheheh

1. Aap mahenat pe yakeen rakhate hai ke keesmat pe? aur kyon ??

jo kaam aa jaye dono pe hi yakeen hai......... kitno ko binaa mehnat kiyaa sab pate hue dekhaa hai, mere hi kuch dost haiN, jinke exaam tak maine diye haiN, aur woh aaj mujhse kahi achi jagah par haiN ....

mehnat wala part to ab uski koe limit to hai nahi......... mil gaya mehnat ka silaa to theek hai, nahi milaa to shayed usme koe kami hogi .. aur kya

kabhi shaye dsia likha t tha maine ....

sabr ka phal mile na mile
buzurgo ki jyda samjhdari se bachiye ..

aaj dhoondta huN ise fir kaam mai lata hu ise

2. Zindagi ka kaun sa aesa pal hai jo aap fir se jeena chaahenge?? .. kyon what is so special about it ??

hmm.... meri shadi ka , par ise fir se jeene nahi chahtaa hun. that was amazing moment of my life

3. Kis baat pe sab se jyaada gussa aata hai .. aur kis baat se bahot nafrat hai ??

jab koe neechy se bahut oopar uth jata hai, aur jis seedi se aata hai, use giraa detaa hai, hi sochtaa hai ab yaha se utrungaa nahi, aur an hi kisi ko aane dunga

nafrat to kisi ke liye nahi hai .. thod abhut gussa sa aata hai, par bolte haiN, gussa apni hi kamzori hota hai..........

baaki baad maiN

loveforgudia · 22nd May 2011, 10:41 AM

Ji .. ye to cheating hai Dost Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiii .. jaldi jaldi reply kijiyee .. abhi dhair saare aur sawaal hai karne ko ...

Lijiye abhi fir aa gaye hum apne sawaalo ke saath ... par ab ke sawaal thoda different hai ...

kuchh kuchh aap ki pagali si dost ki chapad chapad ki tarhaa .. aap ki shaamat laate huye sawaal hai ... ab kya kar sakte hai .. aap jab fas hi chuke hai to socha kyon naa pura puraa faayda uthaa liya jaaye .. heheheheh

Q-1. Aap ko khaana pakaana aata hai ?? gar haan to kya kya pakaana aata hai .. ??

Q-2. Aur hum aayenge to hum ko kya khilaayengeeeeeeeeeeee … aur Gudia ne itana sataaya hai soch kar .. Gudia ke khaane mai kitanaa Mirchi jyaada daalenge .. boliye boliyeeeeeeeeeee ..

Q-3. Aap kabhi roye hai (Bhagwaan Ji na kare aesa koi din aaye kabhi) ?? rote mai aap ki shakal kaisi dikhati hai … bataaiye bataaiye … ??

Q-4. Kabhi kisi bachche ka chocolate yaa kuchh chheen kar khaaya hai aap ne ??? haaye rabba aesi koi harqat kari hai to hum ko bhi bataaiyeeeeeee ??

Q-5. Jyaada gussa kis pe aata hai .. mosquitoes pe yaa politicians pe .. ?? aur kyon zaraa detail mai please ….. heheheheheh

Q-6. Aap se kahaa jaaye .. aap ko 10 lakh rupee milenge jaa kar snake pakad aaiye .. to kya karenge ??

Q-7. Koi aap ko khaddus kahe to kya karenge … ?? aur haan kaise shaamat laayenge uski ???? hehehehehehhe

Q-8. Aap ko teacher banaaya jaaye .. to aap kaun sa subject padhaana pasand karenge .. aur kyonnnnnnnnnnnnn ??

Q-9. School days mai kabhi kisi dost yaa student ke saath ladaayi jhaghadaa kiya hai .. kabhi kisi kaa pitaayi kara hai .. kahiye ??

Q-10. Aap ko do option diye jaaye ke … lion ki sawaari kijiye .. yaa to crocodile ki .. to kis pe sawaari karna pasand karenge … heheheheheh … third option nahi hai koi … in dono mai se ek ka sawaari karna hi padegaa .. to dono mai se ek hi choose karna hai .. aur wo choose kyon kara ye bhi bataana padegaaaaaaaaaaaa … heheheheheheh

Ji .. hum zaraa bhi nahi puchhane waale ke ... humaari kitani shaamat aane waali hai .. kyon ki dhair saare sawaal aur baaki hai... jab saare sawaal puchh lenge .. to sab ka Heesaab ek saath laga kar aap bataa dijiyegaa kitani shaamat aayegiiiiiiiiiii ... hhhehehehehhahahaha

chaliye jaldi jaldi jawaab dijiye .. taaki hum aur sawaalon ke saath waapas aa sake ... tab tak ke liye ... enjoyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Bhagwaan Ji aap ko har khushi de,

Aapki Dost: Gudia

Jay Ambe

Praneeta · 22nd May 2011, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by janumanu

fir se naya koe dhoond lenge .. aur kyaa......... pyaar ka marham pyaar hi hota hai, aur kuch nahi.... dukh to hota hi hai, lekin aapne khud hi kah diyaa hai ki, woh aapko dhokhaa de ke chala jaye... jab ye baat clear ho hi gayee ho khud ko to, fir kya uske liye rona........

koe diplomatic answer nahi hai........fir se kar lo........

pyaar mle itna hi bahut hai
sacha jhootha mat socha kar

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kahan aa ke rukte thay rastay kahan morh tha usay bhool ja

jo mil gaya ussay yaad rakh jo nahi mila usay bhool ja
wo tary naseeb ki barishain kisi or chat pe baras gain
dil-e-bekhabar meri baat sun usay bhool ja usay bhool ja
mein to gham tha tairay khayal mein teri aas mein teray gumaan mein
sabah keh gai mairay kaan mein mairay sath aa usay bhool ja
kisi aankh mein nahi hai ashk gham taray baad kuch nahi hai kam
tujhe zindagi nay bhula diya to bhee muskura usay bhool ja
na woh aankh teri hee aankh thee na khawab tera khawab tha
dil-e-muntazar to yeh kaisa tera jaagna usay bhool ja
woh jo bastay jaan hi ulat gaya woh jo rastay se hee palat gaya
usay rokne se hasil kya usay mat bulaa usay bhool ja
tujhe chaand ban ke mila tha jo tere sahilon pe khila tha jo
woh tha ik darya wasaal ka so woh utar gaya usay bhool ja

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chaliyen mana aap naya dhoond lenge....fir bhi aap usay bhul na paye toh??
aap jante hai ki usne dhoka diya, fir bhi usay bhulana mushkil ho toh?

janumanu · 23rd May 2011, 12:55 PM

4. Dost Ji kya aap ka aesa koi sapana hai jo sach huaa ho .. gar haan to please hume bhi bataaiye na ??

nahi aisa to koe nahi

sapne kam hi dekhe maine......... aur jo dekhe unko poora hone ki koe shart bhi nahi rakhi

5. Aap rooth jaaye tab kya hota hai .. ?? aap ko kaun manaata hai .. aur kaise manaate hai aap ko ?? koi manaaye to aap sunte bhi hai ke nahi ??

maiN roothtaa bahut kam huN .......... aur maanta bhi bahut jaldi huN, mujhe kisi ki galti bhoolne ki ya kisi ka aisa koe bhi kaam jo mujhe acha na laga ho, woh sab bhoolne ki bahut aadat hai ..

mai abhut jaldi maaf kar deta hun.......... kya hai na ....... roothne se khud ko hi nuksaan hota hai......... aisa maine dekha hai... jo jahaN tak nibhaa jaye theek hai..........

6. Aesi koi baat .. yaa aesa kuchh jiski kami aap ko khud mai mahesoos hoti ho ??

haaN, meri awaaz achi anhi hai, mai gana chahtaa hun ab bhi, kabhi kabhi sochtaa hun koe chamtkaar hoga aur meri awaaz achi ho jayegi, aur maiN bahut acha singer ban jaungaa .........
haan ise ab tum sapnaa bhi kah sakti ho, so lastw ale sawal ka ye bhi jawaab ho sakta hai ki mai sapne dekhata hun, par ye sach hoga........... isiki koe guarantee nahi hai, par mouzze bhi to hote haiN hai na ...

7. Pyaar ka sabak sab padhaana chaahate hai .. par amal mai nahi laata koi … aesa kyon ??

8. Dost Ji kya Kabhi kisi baat ko lekar khud par hasi aayi hai aap ko ??

bahut si baateN haiN, maiN jab bhi apne comment jo maine doosro ki poem pe diye hote hai, ab padhtaa hun to hastaa huN, kitna gadha tha maiN...... kuch ataa pata nahi tha aur salehN deta rahtaa tha

aur jab aise ab kisi ko dekhtaa hun to sochtaa hun, iska bhi yahi haal hone wala hai.......

hasi tab aati hai, jab kisi baat ke liye tension leta hun aur woh hoti hi anhi hai

9. Apne dukh aur khushi aap kis ke saath sab se jyaada share karte hai ??

bantne ka mujeh bachpan se hi shouk hai, jo bhi chahe , jisse bhi chahuN baant leta hun......... fir shayri mai to sab aa hi jaata hai ....kya chuptaa hai, kuch bhi nahi ...

10. Aap ke khayaal mai .. kisi ek insaan se dusare insaan ki zindagi mai koi badalaaw aa sakta hai ya nahi … ?? aur ye badlaaw aana zaroori hota hai yaa nahi … ??

bilkul aataa hai........... koe laane chahe to........ depend karta hai , kaun insaan, kis riste se aa raha hai......... mere maiN bahut badlaaba aata ahai kisi ke bhi aane pe........ koe mujhe jo bhi acha lagtaa hai, main uski achi baaten bahut jaldi le leta hun......... buri aadteN bahut hai, kam nahi kar pata to unme bhadotri bhi nahi laata hun ab

janumanu · 23rd May 2011, 02:03 PM

7. Pyaar ka sabak sab padhaana chaahate hai .. par amal mai nahi laata koi … aesa kyon ??

ab ye ispe depend hai ki woh sabk kya padhte haiN ..

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pyaar sirf karne ki cheez hai, sochne samjhne ki nahi, jo jaisa man mai aaye kar lo... dont worry abt other... apni socho,
sabkaa apna apna tareekaa hai, haan sab ek se hi karte hai, ek sa hi suffer karte hai, par uska conclusion kya niklate hai ye zaroori baat hai,

ab tum ye batao tumne kya sabak padha hai

janumanu · 23rd May 2011, 02:29 PM

11. Kuchh log aese bolte aur aese behave karte hai ke they don’t need anyone … woh log khud hi sab kuchh hai apne liye … to kya sach mai insaan tanha zindagi basar kar sakta hai … ??

nahi koe bhi tanhaa nahi rah saktaa hai, use kahi an kahi, kisi na kisi ki zarat padti hi hai, haan woh doosre ko apne liye use karke, fir use darkinaar kar de to ye ho saktaa hai....
aadmi poora koe bhi anhi hota hai, jab tak woh jeeta hai.... is adhoorepan mai hi zindgi hai....... jab aadmi mar jaye to kahte hai woh woh poora ho gaya........ jab tak zindaa hai.. woh adhuraa hai aur use zaroat hai doosre ki, sans ke liye hawaa dhoop paani... koe akela kuch nahi kar saktaa hai, haan woh doosre ko nazarandaaj kar saktaa hai, jaise koe aankh moond ke soche ki koe use dekh nahi raha hai, theek waise hi.......

khuddaar hone maiN, aur khudsar hone mai bada fark hai........

12.Dost Ji, kuchh log aese bhi hote hai jinhe ye lagta hai ke unki pareshaaniyaa hi pareshaaniya hai aur baaki sab ko unse kam dukh hai .. baaki sab unse achchhe bhale hai … aur wo aese time pe apni pareshaaniyon ke aage saamane waale insaan ke dukh dard ko kuchh samajhataa hi nahi … aur aese behave karta hai jaise … saamane waale ko jo chaahe dukh ho us se unhe koi fark nahi padataa … aese logo ke baare mai kya kahenge aap .. ??

just ignore them ........ this is the only way ..........
insaan ko doosre ki thaali humesha hi badi dikhti hai..... use lagata ha doosre ko jydaa mila hai....... jo milaa hai usme khus rahnaa hi zindgi hai...... aur wahi kalaa hai jeene ki ........ aur last mai sab kuch khatm hona hai........ tumhare pas kya kya hai ye zaroori nahi, tum jitna hai uska use kaise kar ke life jete ho ye zaroori hai..........

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janumanu · 23rd May 2011, 03:52 PM

13.Aap apne kisi bhi rishte mai pyaar .. aur gussa in ka inzehaar kaise karte hai .. ?? rishto mai apne ehsaas bayaan karna aap ke liye aasaan raha hai yaa .. bahot mushkil raha hai ??

mujeh kabhi zaroorat hi nahi padi, mera chehraa hi sab baat bata deta raha hai. mujhme jab bhi koe feel aayee hai, bahut strong aayee hai.... jo apne aap zahir ho jati thi ...

pyaar bhi aataa hai to bas foot padta hai, aur gussa bhi aataa hai to woh bhi foot padtaa hai, halanki ab maine bahut mehnat se control karnaa seekh to liyaa hai

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ab to bade ho jana chahiye na ......... ,bacho wala jo ho gaya hun

Ji iske baad abhi sawaal aur bhi hai .. aur ab in sab ke baad thode se jo sawaal hai .. wo hai kuchh nat khat se .. kuchh masti mazaak .. thodi aap ki khinchhaayi .. aur khud apni hi shaamat bulaane ke saaman ke jaise ... heheheheheheheh

..acha ji ........ jaisa bhi hai jo bhi hai, aapko khuli chhooot hai ....... aur tumko huemsha shikayat rahi hai ki maine kabhi tumhari baat ka jawaab ni diyaa hai, dekh lo ..... ab ye shikayat nahi rahni chahiye OK....

wo saare sawaal puchhane ke liye aap ki ijaazat to leni nahi padegi Gudia ko ... to chaliye pahele in sawaalo ke jawaab dijiye .. fir baaki ke dhair saare sawaalo ke saath haazir ho jaayenge ...

de diye ji , sare jawaab ........... lock kar dijiye

Bhagwaan Ji aap ko hammesha khush rakhe,

woh khud khush to ham sab khush

Aapki Dost: Gudia

ur dost ji

Jay Ambe

Jay ambe

janumanu · 04:58 PM

. ye to cheating hai Dost Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiii .. jaldi jaldi reply kijiyee .. abhi dhair saare aur sawaal hai karne ko ...

lo ji kar diyaa reply ab inki baari hai... hum cheating nahi karte.... beshaq haar jate hai

Lijiye abhi fir aa gaye hum apne sawaalo ke saath ... par ab ke sawaal thoda different hai ...

hum khud hi different hai to sawaal bhi different hi honge na ab

kuchh kuchh aap ki pagali si dost ki chapad chapad ki tarhaa .. aap ki shaamat laate huye sawaal hai ... ab kya kar sakte hai .. aap jab fas hi chuke hai to socha kyon naa pura puraa faayda uthaa liya jaaye .. heheheheh

haan bhale aadami ka fadyaa uthane mai kya harj

Q-1. Aap ko khaana pakaana aata hai ?? gar haan to kya kya pakaana aata hai .. ??

ji aataa hai, par simple wala hi, like daal chawal, roti sabji....mai kitchen ke alomost sab kaam kar leta hun, mai 8th class se hi ye karne laga tha, actually mai aur papa... delhi mai rahte they.. ma aur bhayee himachal mai... so yaha sab seekh liyaa tha maine, par shadi ke baad maiN koe kaam nahi karta, ye isliye bata raha hun, taaki ghar mai woh kuch na kahe ki SDc pe to bolte ho mujhko sab banana aata hai, aur banate ho nahi, so bat yahi saaf kar di hai maine

Q-2. Aur hum aayenge to hum ko kya khilaayengeeeeeeeeeeee … aur Gudia ne itana sataaya hai soch kar .. Gudia ke khaane mai kitanaa Mirchi jyaada daalenge .. boliye boliyeeeeeeeeeee ..

mirchi mai bilkul bhi nahi khaataa hun. so dont worry abt it, aur tum aaoge to maiN nahi pakaungaa ye to clear kar hi diyaa hai, mera kaam ab khana khana hai, khana banana nahi

Q-3. Aap kabhi roye hai (Bhagwaan Ji na kare aesa koi din aaye kabhi) ?? rote mai aap ki shakal kaisi dikhati hai … bataaiye bataaiye … ??
ye lo kaun hai jo royaa nahi hoga. rona insaan ka sabse pahla kaam hotaa hai, aur insaan dunia mai aata hai to ye ronaa hi uske sath aataa hai, koe na roye to use rulaya jata hai.... rone se humare face ki jyda exercise hoti hai, hasne se face thaktaa hai, rone se fresh ho jata hai. so rone ko buraa na bolo ok,...

aur rote hue...... dekhi hai...... dekhte hi has padaa tha...... aur ro bhi bahut zor aur poori shidddat se raah tah fir bhi .. now u can imagine .. ehehh

Q-4. Kabhi kisi bachche ka chocolate yaa kuchh chheen kar khaaya hai aap ne ??? haaye rabba aesi koi harqat kari hai to hum ko bhi bataaiyeeeeeee ??

haan.. kari hai par tab mai bhi bacha hi tha... apne bhayee ki mitahyee wagairaa kha jata tha. hum dono ko milti thi.... to mai pahle khaa ke usse mang leta tha, aur woh de bhi deta tha ... use khane pine ka kam hi shok hai
haan cheen ke nahi khaya kabhi........ humare ghar mai koe nahi ladta tha ....

Q-5. Jyaada gussa kis pe aata hai .. mosquitoes pe yaa politicians pe .. ?? aur kyon zaraa detail mai please ….. heheheheheh

politicians pe .... ek dialog yaad aayaa .... HUm movie ka tha.....bachapan mai dekhi thi ... thoda bahut yaad hai ..... kuch aise hai...
amitaabh bolte hai apne dost ko..

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dunia mai do tarah ke keedy hote haiN.. ek wo jo gandi naali mai paida hote hai, ek wo jo samaj mai paida hote hai.. gandi naaliw ale to insaan ko bimaar kar dete hai...... aur ye samaj ke keedy sare samaaj ko bimaar kar dete hai..

naali wale keedoN ke liye to bazaar maiN flit miltaa hai...... par in samaaj ke keedoN ke liye aaj tak koe flit hi market mai nahi aaayaa

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bas yahi apna bhi kahnaa hai

Q-6. Aap se kahaa jaaye .. aap ko 10 lakh rupee milenge jaa kar snake pakad aaiye .. to kya karenge ??

pakad laaungaa........

Q-7. Koi aap ko khaddus kahe to kya karenge … ?? aur haan kaise shaamat laayenge uski ???? hehehehehehhe

kuch nahi, mai hasungaa aur chal padungaa, haan SDC pe koe likhega to ....
depend kartaa hai... agar koe mujhe kadoos samjhtaa hai, to uski marzi hai... lekin koe khadoos hi sabit karbne ki koshish karte to.... fir pata nahi

Q-8. Aap ko teacher banaaya jaaye .. to aap kaun sa subject padhaana pasand karenge .. aur kyonnnnnnnnnnnnn ??

loveology .. for any class student

ek gana tha ...mere liye banaya tha kisi ne

loveology mai first baaki sab mai fail
yaaro maien seekha hai dil se dil ka khel

kyunki kisi bhi achy khaase , khaas kar sareef ashiqoN ke fail hone ki wajah yahi love-shav hai... so iski padhaye zarori hai
aur mujshe acha kaun padha saktaa hai

janumanu · 23rd May 2011, 05:06 PM

Q-9. School days mai kabhi kisi dost yaa student ke saath ladaayi jhaghadaa kiya hai .. kabhi kisi kaa pitaayi kara hai .. kahiye ??

bilkul ........... ki hai..... WWF ki tarah, jab gaoN ami padhtaa tha.... hoti thi, mera gaoN do part mai hai, upper and lower... bas school ki chuti ke baad dono taraf se koe na koe ek bandaa apsas mai lagtaa tha ...... par woh ladayee kuch ajeeb hi thi ab sochtaa hun, to alag sa feel hota hai........
tab ki ladayiaaN ab ki gahri dosti hai,,,,, kash har ladayee ka yahi anjaam ho

Q-10. Aap ko do option diye jaaye ke … lion ki sawaari kijiye .. yaa to crocodile ki .. to kis pe sawaari karna pasand karenge … heheheheheh … third option nahi hai koi … in dono mai se ek ka sawaari karna hi padegaa .. to dono mai se ek hi choose karna hai .. aur wo choose kyon kara ye bhi bataana padegaaaaaaaaaaaa … heheheheheheh

ofcourse sher ki sawaari .............. aur kyun kyaa.... crocodile chiiii... hum rengne wale nahi chalne walo ki sawari karte hain....
babar-sher ki sher ki hi sawari karte haIn

Ji .. hum zaraa bhi nahi puchhane waale ke ... humaari kitani shaamat aane waali hai .. kyon ki dhair saare sawaal aur baaki hai... jab saare sawaal puchh lenge .. to sab ka Heesaab ek saath laga kar aap bataa dijiyegaa kitani shaamat aayegiiiiiiiiiii ... hhhehehehehhahahaha

chaliye jaldi jaldi jawaab dijiye .. taaki hum aur sawaalon ke saath waapas aa sake ... tab tak ke liye ... enjoyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Bhagwaan Ji aap ko har khushi de,

koe nahi , is maheene sare gunaah maaf hai meri taraf se

janumanu · 23rd May 2011, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Praneeta

chaliyen mana aap naya dhoond lenge....fir bhi aap usay bhul na paye toh??
aap jante hai ki usne dhoka diya, fir bhi usay bhulana mushkil ho toh?

hmmm ... use maaf kar dijiye........... sab theek ho jayega ......

dokha sab hi dete hain, bas koe pahle de jata hai ,.,,, ab use bhool ke aap use dhokhaa de deN....
baat barabar.........

fir usse kya shikayat..... haan ye gilaa kar sakte hai, ki usne pahle dhokha de diyaa....

dekhiyee teen raste hain..

1. in sawalo ke sath koe pareshaan rahe
2. apna naya rasta lele
3. use maaf kare... lekin use yun hi pyaar kare..

aapko kya chahiey ap dekh len... mere khyal se Ist option ke alwaa aap koe bhi choos kar sakti hai...

pahle wala... plzz mat chune....
2... wala insaan hone ke nate yahi behtr hai..
3... hmm ye interesting hai......... mere khayal mai yahi mohabbat hai ....
sirf yahi mohabbat hai.............!!!

naresh_mehra110 · 24th May 2011, 09:06 AM

Vikas Ji !
Namaste !!

Ekdum Naye Kavita ... Ghazal ... Shayri Kahne Aur Likhne WaaloN Ko Shuruaatii Daur MeN Kin Kin Basic BaatoN Par Dhiyaan Denaa Zaroori Hai ... Aapki Nazar MeN .. Jisse Aage Chalkar Kaamiyaab Shayer Yaa Kavi Ban SakeN ... ?

Kavita Negi · 24th May 2011, 11:37 AM

Namaskaar Vikas Jee,

Kaise hai aap aur Chutku miya kaise hai ?
Aapka interview to shuru se enjoy kar rahi hun....!!! bas jo sawaal jehan me aate hai wo Gudia ji puch leti hai....!!! isliye koi sawaal leke nahi aa pa rahi thi.....!!! Aur shuru me aapne keh diya tha aise sawaal nahi puchne waise sawaal nahi puchne isliye aane me hichkichaat ho rahi thi....!!! Kher jab aapne khud hi bula liya to achi baat hai ...!!!

Quote:

dekhiyee teen raste hain

1. in sawalo ke sath koe pareshaan rahe
2. apna naya rasta lele
3. use maaf kare... lekin use yun hi pyaar kare..

Praneeta ji ke sawaal ka jawaab bahut hi achaa diya aapne.....!!!

Kuch sawaal :-

1. Aapko kis tarah ki shayri sabse jayada prabhavit karti hai jaise Romantic Shayri, Sad Shayri, Humourous Shayri, Shayri-e-sharaab ?

2. Jaisa ki aapne kaha tha ki aap PM banna chahte hai to khud ki kuch qualities bataaiye jis se aapko lagta hai ki aap desh ko ache tarike se chala sakte hai ?

3. Jayadatar Shayar raat ko hi shayri kyun karte hai ? Apne nazariye se ek Shayar ko define kijiye ..!!!

Chaliye abhi ke liye ijjazat dijiye....!!! fir hazir ho jaungi kuch aur sawaalo ke sath.....!!! Khush rahiyee....!!!

janumanu · 24th May 2011, 12:50 PM

Namaskaar Vikas Jee,

Namskaar kavita ji

Kaise hai aap aur Chutku miya kaise hai ?

hum dono achy hai, khairyat se haiN...

Aapka interview to shuru se enjoy kar rahi hun....!!! bas jo sawaal jehan me aate hai wo Gudia ji puch leti hai....!!! isliye koi sawaal leke nahi aa pa rahi thi.....!!!

acha bahan hai, chalo koe baat nahi, der ayad dusrust aayad

hmm koe baat nahi, chun chun ke badle luntgaa

Aur shuru me aapne keh diya tha aise sawaal nahi puchne waise sawaal nahi puchne isliye aane me hichkichaat ho rahi thi....!!

hmmm....
! Kher jab aapne khud hi bula liya to achi baat hai ...!!!

Praneeta ji ke sawaal ka jawaab bahut hi achaa diya aapne.....!!!

Kuch sawaal :-

1. Aapko kis tarah ki shayri sabse jayada prabhavit karti hai jaise Romantic Shayri, Sad Shayri, Humourous Shayri, Shayri-e-sharaab ?

shayri kaisi bhi ho, achi honi chahiye ......... aur achi shayri apne aap prabhavit kar deti hai..

2. Jaisa ki aapne kaha tha ki aap PM banna chahte hai to khud ki kuch qualities bataaiye jis se aapko lagta hai ki aap desh ko ache tarike se chala sakte hai ?

maine ab tak aisa koe kaam nahi kiyaa jiske liye mujhe .... doosro pe ilzaam, lagane unko saza dene mai dikkat aye .... abhi tak moukaa nahi milaa hai ki main koe froud karuN, so khud ko mai imaandaar kah saktaa hun
.. isliye PM ban gaya to kisi ki khair nahi hogi... hehe

3. Jayadatar Shayar raat ko hi shayri kyun karte hai ? Apne nazariye se ek Shayar ko define kijiye ..!!!

maine raat ko shyri nahi ki..... alomst din meiN hi huee hai.... so kah nahi saktaa... haan raat ko dard zara badh jata hai .... naturally ... shayed isliye ho saktaa hai... fir raat ko shor sharaba zara kam ho jata hai..... insaan khud tak simat aata hai..... shayed isliye

Chaliye abhi ke liye ijjazat dijiye....!!! fir hazir ho jaungi kuch aur sawaalo ke sath.....!!! Khush rahiyee....!!!

ji shukriyaa .. kuch hi din bachy hai so moukaa haath se jane na deN

loveforgudia · 25th May 2011, 01:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by janumanu

..acha ji ........ jaisa bhi hai jo bhi hai, aapko khuli chhooot hai ....... aur tumko huemsha shikayat rahi hai ki maine kabhi tumhari baat ka jawaab ni diyaa hai, dekh lo ..... ab ye shikayat nahi rahni chahiye OK....

Jiiiiiiii .. shikaayat to fir bhi rahegi .. ye replies to chaar din ki Chaandani ke jaise hai .. interview khatam ke .. aap ka humaari baaton pe yun detail mai jawaab denaa khatam .... isliye ye Shikaayat to hammesha rahegaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ..... ye shikaayat nahi sun naa chaahte aap to .. interview ke baad bhi mast jawaab dene padenge humaari baaton ke ... tabhi shikaayat dur hogi .. hehehehehehhe

Dost Ji .. har sawaal ka jawaab itane achchhe se diyaa hai aap ne .. thank you so muchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ... okki dokki ye tha pahele ke jawaabo pe reply .. abhi zaraa last ke questions ke answer bhi padh le hum ... uske baad fir aur sawaal bhi to karne hai ....

loveforgudia · 25th May 2011, 01:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by janumanu

. ye to cheating hai Dost Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiii .. jaldi jaldi reply kijiyee .. abhi dhair saare aur sawaal hai karne ko ...

lo ji kar diyaa reply ab inki baari hai... hum cheating nahi karte.... beshaq haar jate hai
Thank you Ji .. thank youuuu bahot badaa waala thank youuuuuuuuuuuuu ..
Lijiye abhi fir aa gaye hum apne sawaalo ke saath ... par ab ke sawaal thoda different hai ...

hum khud hi different hai to sawaal bhi different hi honge na ab
Jiiiiiiiiiiiii .. different to aap hai .. jabhi to aap "Dost Ji" haii ... sab se achchhe waale dost ...

kuchh kuchh aap ki pagali si dost ki chapad chapad ki tarhaa .. aap ki shaamat laate huye sawaal hai ... ab kya kar sakte hai .. aap jab fas hi chuke hai to socha kyon naa pura puraa faayda uthaa liya jaaye .. heheheheh

haan bhale aadami ka fadyaa uthane mai kya harj
Haaye Rabba .. humne kabhi faayadaa uthaaya Dost Ji aap ka ... areeee Dost Ji ko tang karne ka haq to Gudia ke paas hai hi ... ab jo haq milaa hua hai usko use bhi to karna chaahiye naa .. to apne haq ko use karna .. kab se Faayadaa uthaana ho gaya .. boliye boliyeeee ..

Q-1. Aap ko khaana pakaana aata hai ?? gar haan to kya kya pakaana aata hai .. ??

ji aataa hai, par simple wala hi, like daal chawal, roti sabji....mai kitchen ke alomost sab kaam kar leta hun, mai 8th class se hi ye karne laga tha, actually mai aur papa... delhi mai rahte they.. ma aur bhayee himachal mai... so yaha sab seekh liyaa tha maine, par shadi ke baad maiN koe kaam nahi karta, ye isliye bata raha hun, taaki ghar mai woh kuch na kahe ki SDc pe to bolte ho mujhko sab banana aata hai, aur banate ho nahi, so bat yahi saaf kar di hai maine
Haaye Rabba .... Aarti Ji kahaan hai aap ... padh rahi hai naa aap ye sab .... dekhiye dekhiye .. kaise Dost Ji yahi par sab clear kar rahe hai taaki aap unse baad mai koi sawaal hi naa kare ... this is not fair Dost Ji ...

Aarti Ji aap mast Shaamat laaiye Dost Ji ki .. Dost Ji hum to Aarti Ji ka hi side lenge .... aap to bure fase ... hehehehehhehe

Q-2. Aur hum aayenge to hum ko kya khilaayengeeeeeeeeeeee … aur Gudia ne itana sataaya hai soch kar .. Gudia ke khaane mai kitanaa Mirchi jyaada daalenge .. boliye boliyeeeeeeeeeee ..

mirchi mai bilkul bhi nahi khaataa hun. so dont worry abt it, aur tum aaoge to maiN nahi pakaungaa ye to clear kar hi diyaa hai, mera kaam ab khana khana hai, khana banana nahi

Areee .. Aarti Ji ko kyon sataayenge ... chaliye hum hi pakaa ke khilaayenge sab ko ... Aarti Ji .. Maa aur Chhote Bhaiya & humaare Angel ki Shaamat to aayegi nahi ...

Haan Dost Ji aap ka kitanaa shaamat aayega uska guarantee hum nahi leteeeeeeeeeeee ..... ehehhehehehe

Q-3. Aap kabhi roye hai (Bhagwaan Ji na kare aesa koi din aaye kabhi) ?? rote mai aap ki shakal kaisi dikhati hai … bataaiye bataaiye … ??
ye lo kaun hai jo royaa nahi hoga. rona insaan ka sabse pahla kaam hotaa hai, aur insaan dunia mai aata hai to ye ronaa hi uske sath aataa hai, koe na roye to use rulaya jata hai.... rone se humare face ki jyda exercise hoti hai, hasne se face thaktaa hai, rone se fresh ho jata hai. so rone ko buraa na bolo ok,...

aur rote hue...... dekhi hai...... dekhte hi has padaa tha...... aur ro bhi bahut zor aur poori shidddat se raah tah fir bhi .. now u can imagine .. ehehh
Aarti Ji maayake gaye the tab aap ki haalat kya huyi thi ye yaad hai .. to soch rahe hai .. jabhi hum india aayenge Aarti Ji ko apne saath le jaayenge ... uske baad hum aur Aarti Ji chhup kar aap ka chaheraa dekhenge .... ..

Q-4. Kabhi kisi bachche ka chocolate yaa kuchh chheen kar khaaya hai aap ne ??? haaye rabba aesi koi harqat kari hai to hum ko bhi bataaiyeeeeeee ??

haan.. kari hai par tab mai bhi bacha hi tha... apne bhayee ki mitahyee wagairaa kha jata tha. hum dono ko milti thi.... to mai pahle khaa ke usse mang leta tha, aur woh de bhi deta tha ... use khane pine ka kam hi shok hai
haan cheen ke nahi khaya kabhi........ humare ghar mai koe nahi ladta tha ....
Haaye reeee Chhote Bhaiya .. bechaare kitane Shareef hai .. aur ek aap hai Chunttttttttt ... Chhote Bhaiya ki mithaaiyaa khaa jaate the .. not fair Dost Ji ...

Q-5. Jyaada gussa kis pe aata hai .. mosquitoes pe yaa politicians pe .. ?? aur kyon zaraa detail mai please ….. heheheheheh

politicians pe .... ek dialog yaad aayaa .... HUm movie ka tha.....bachapan mai dekhi thi ... thoda bahut yaad hai ..... kuch aise hai...
amitaabh bolte hai apne dost ko..

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dunia mai do tarah ke keedy hote haiN.. ek wo jo gandi naali mai paida hote hai, ek wo jo samaj mai paida hote hai.. gandi naaliw ale to insaan ko bimaar kar dete hai...... aur ye samaj ke keedy sare samaaj ko bimaar kar dete hai..

naali wale keedoN ke liye to bazaar maiN flit miltaa hai...... par in samaaj ke keedoN ke liye aaj tak koe flit hi market mai nahi aaayaa

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bas yahi apna bhi kahnaa hai
hahahahahhaha ... sahi hai .. par mazaa nahi aaya Dost Ji ... areee Shaayar hai zaraa apne shabdo mai jawaab dijiye .. Chori ka to koi bhi sunaa sakta hai .. hume to aap ke shabdo mai sun naa hai ... chaliye ek baar fir is sawaal ka jawaab dijiye ...

Q-6. Aap se kahaa jaaye .. aap ko 10 lakh rupee milenge jaa kar snake pakad aaiye .. to kya karenge ??

pakad laaungaa........

Aap pagal haiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii .. ghar pe sab log pitaayi hi lagaa denge aap ka ...thoda sa mauke ka faayda hum bhi uthaane aa jaayenge ... hehehehhehe

Q-7. Koi aap ko khaddus kahe to kya karenge … ?? aur haan kaise shaamat laayenge uski ???? hehehehehehhe

kuch nahi, mai hasungaa aur chal padungaa, haan SDC pe koe likhega to ....
depend kartaa hai... agar koe mujhe kadoos samjhtaa hai, to uski marzi hai... lekin koe khadoos hi sabit karbne ki koshish karte to.... fir pata nahi
Fir uski shaamat hi laa denge Dost Ji .... sahi hai sahi hai ...

Q-8. Aap ko teacher banaaya jaaye .. to aap kaun sa subject padhaana pasand karenge .. aur kyonnnnnnnnnnnnn ??

loveology .. for any class student

ek gana tha ...mere liye banaya tha kisi ne

loveology mai first baaki sab mai fail
yaaro maien seekha hai dil se dil ka khel

kyunki kisi bhi achy khaase , khaas kar sareef ashiqoN ke fail hone ki wajah yahi love-shav hai... so iski padhaye zarori hai
aur mujshe acha kaun padha saktaa hai

hahahahhehehehehehehehehehe ... bahot mast gaana hai ... super hittttttttttt ... Dost Ji chaliye apne Students mai sab se pahela naam Gudia ka add kariye ... aap ki sab se paheli student Gudia banegi .. love-logy hum bhi padhane aayenge .... mast idea hai .. aap ki to nikal padi .. sab se best teacher aap hi kahe laayenge .... students ke liye .. .. students ke parents ke liye .. to Rab hi jaane ... heheheheheh

Humaari hasi to abhi tak nahi ruk rahi Dost Ji .... sachchi mai ... kaafi achchha laga aap ke answers padh ke ...

loveforgudia · 02:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by janumanu

Q-9. School days mai kabhi kisi dost yaa student ke saath ladaayi jhaghadaa kiya hai .. kabhi kisi kaa pitaayi kara hai .. kahiye ??

bilkul ........... ki hai..... WWF ki tarah, jab gaoN ami padhtaa tha.... hoti thi, mera gaoN do part mai hai, upper and lower... bas school ki chuti ke baad dono taraf se koe na koe ek bandaa apsas mai lagtaa tha ...... par woh ladayee kuch ajeeb hi thi ab sochtaa hun, to alag sa feel hota hai........
tab ki ladayiaaN ab ki gahri dosti hai,,,,, kash har ladayee ka yahi anjaam ho
how sweet .. kaash ke sach mai aesa hota ...

Q-10. Aap ko do option diye jaaye ke … lion ki sawaari kijiye .. yaa to crocodile ki .. to kis pe sawaari karna pasand karenge … heheheheheh … third option nahi hai koi … in dono mai se ek ka sawaari karna hi padegaa .. to dono mai se ek hi choose karna hai .. aur wo choose kyon kara ye bhi bataana padegaaaaaaaaaaaa … heheheheheheh

ofcourse sher ki sawaari .............. aur kyun kyaa.... crocodile chiiii... hum rengne wale nahi chalne walo ki sawari karte hain....
babar-sher ki sher ki hi sawari karte haIn
hahahahhaha .... sahi hai .. to humaare Dost Ji sher ki sawaari karne ka shokh farmaate hai ... Angle dekho zaraa tumhaare papa kya kya shokh farmaate hai .. bade hone pe tumhe papa daante kabhi kisi sharaarat pe to .. apne papa se kahe sakte ho ke papa humne to sirf sharaarat kara hai ... aap to sher ki sawaari karne ke sapane dekhate hai .... so hum aap ke bete hai .. aap ke nakase kadam par chal ke thodi si sharaarate to kar hi sakte hai ... hehehehehehehe

Ji .. hum zaraa bhi nahi puchhane waale ke ... humaari kitani shaamat aane waali hai .. kyon ki dhair saare sawaal aur baaki hai... jab saare sawaal puchh lenge .. to sab ka Heesaab ek saath laga kar aap bataa dijiyegaa kitani shaamat aayegiiiiiiiiiii ... hhhehehehehhahahaha

chaliye jaldi jaldi jawaab dijiye .. taaki hum aur sawaalon ke saath waapas aa sake ... tab tak ke liye ... enjoyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Bhagwaan Ji aap ko har khushi de,

koe nahi , is maheene sare gunaah maaf hai meri taraf se

Lijiye ... sirf is mahine ko gunaah maaf hai Gudia ko ... to baaki sab mahino ka kya banegaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ?????? aur apne Dost Ji ko tang karnaaa ..kab se gunaah ho gayaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ...

Interview ke sawaal jawaab se lagta hai Dost Ji pagal hone lage hai .. Bhagwaan Ji hume bachaaiyegaa .. jaane aur kya kya aane waala hai Gudia ki kismat mai .. pahele Toofaan naam mila .. aur ab humaare haq ko hi humaara Gunaah banaa diyaa gaya ...

Taubaa taubaa taubaaaa ... Dost Ji yun pagal hone se kaam naa banegaa .. abhi to sawaal aur bhi haiiiiii .... .. gunaah geenate jaaiye .. aur maafi dete jaaiye .. hehehehhehe

Saare hi jawaab padh ke bahot mazaa aaya Dost Ji .... thank you itane achchhe se sab jawaab dene ke liye......

Ji .. sawaal aur bhi hai .. thodi dair ke baad apne sawaalo ke saath fir haazir ho jaayega aap ka toofaan ... & i am sure aap to ab puri tarhaa se apni kammar kas ke taiyaar hi honge ... hai naa Dost Jiiiiiiii ... hehehehehhhehehe

Bhagwaan Ji aap ko har khushi de,

Aapki Dost: Gudia

Jay Ambe

loveforgudia · 25th May 2011, 04:43 AM

Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii .. lijiye toofaan fir haazir hai apne sawaalo ke saath ...jhelane ke liye aap to taiyaar hi honge naa .. .

... aur aap ki subhaa subhaa aap ko .. bhooton ke upar sawaal de diyaaaaaa ...

hehehehhehhe , .. chaliye maafi chaahate hai ke aap ki subhaa subhaa aap ko Bhoot ki yaad dilaa di ...

par kya kare ... ab aap ne khud hi toofaan ka naam de diya hai hume ... upar se hum ko har gunaah har sharaarat bhi maaf hai is mahine to ... fir hum jo jee chaahe kare ... cant help it .. jhelate rahiyeeeeeeeeeee ...

Q-1. Kahi padha tha ke .... ghost wageraa mirror mai dikh jaate hai aur camera mai unke images capture hote hai ..

A. Sab se pahele to do you believe ke ghosts hote hai .. ?? ((***Gudia to abhi zindaa hai . aur hum zindaa bhooto ki baat nahi kar rahe .. hehehhehehe .. ***))

B. Ji .. gar haan believe karte hai to kyon .. aur believe nahi karte to kyon nahi karte ..??

C. kabhi aap ko ghosts wagere ka koi experience huaa hai .. haan to please detail mai bataaiyega ??

D. aur Dost Ji kya khayaal hai aap ka .. kya aesi saari cheese mirror or camera mai dekhi jaa sakti hai ??

F. Gar aap ka jawaab haan hua ke dekhi jaa sakti hai .. to matlab ke ghosts aur insaan mai koi fark nahi dono hi aaine mai nazarr aate hai …??

G. Iska Matlab aaina sach mai haqeeqat dikhaata hai .. ?? heheheheh

Q-2. Prayer karne ke baad aap ko kabhi spiritual feeling ka ehsaas huaa hai within yourself .. or anything that make you feel something very different very special ??? Dost Ji gar kabhi aese kuchh feel hua hai to give details??...

Q-3. Ek article padhte huye ye padhane mai aaya .. and was quite amazed by the author’s wordings where he said "men who work under female bosses are "wimp"?

A. kya boss ka gender "really" effect a man's personality ?

B. aur Dost Ji Gar haan to please describe ke how and why .. ??

C. Ji aap ke saath kabhi aesa hua hai .. like kabhi aap ne female boss ke under kaam kiya ho ... and if it has ever effected you ... please give details ... ??

Q-4. koi inspiration koi aesa insaan jin se aap prabhaavit ho aur unke naqs-e-qadam par chalnaa chaahte ho aap .. ??

A. gar aesa koi hai to please ye bataaiye ke kaun hai ...?

B. aur unki aesi kaun si khoobiyaan hai jiske wajhaa se woh aap ke inspiration hai ...??

C. aur aesi kaun si raah hai jis pe aap unke jaise chalnaa chaahte hai ... ??

Dost Ji .. ab chaliye jaldi jaldi in sawaalo ke jawaab dijiye ... areeeee ye nahi sochiyegaa ke itane sawaalo ke jawaab de denge to fir aap ki chhootti ho gi ... nahi tooooooooooooo .. abhi to aap ke liye dhair saare aur sawaal hai humaare paas ...... heheheheheheh

apna khayaal rakhiyegaa ... & keep smiling ..

Bhagwaan Ji aap ko hammesha khush rakhe,

Aapki Dost: Gudia

Jay Ambe

Mayank · 25th May 2011, 07:50 PM

Vikash bhai jee...

koii sawaal nahii hai filhaal... par agar aap ko bura na lage to aap apni pic. yahaan attach keejiyega, aap ko dekhane kiii ichchha ho rahii hai...

-Mayank

loveforgudia · 26th May 2011, 04:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Mayank

Vikash bhai jee...

koii sawaal nahii hai filhaal... par agar aap ko bura na lage to aap apni pic. yahaan attach keejiyega, aap ko dekhane kiii ichchha ho rahii hai...

-Mayank

Dost Ji .. Budhe Mayank Baba ka baat bilkul nahi maaniyegaa aap ...ye khaansate khaansate pagal ho gaye hai ... heheheheh

ianki ichchhaao ka koi limit nahi hai .. ek puri kijiyegaa dusari saamane aa jaayegiiiiiiiiiiii .. hehehehehhe

aur Dost Ji inse puchhiye ke jab aap ki pic itanaa arasaa lagi huyi thi yahaan .. tab ye mahaashay kahaan busy the jo aaj tak aap ko dekhaa hi nahiiiiiiii ...

..

and ye lijiye .. chand din bache hai interview ke aur ye apni ichchha ab zaahir kar rahe hai .. aap bilkul nahi maaniyegaaaaaaaaaaa .. heheheheh

Inhe kahiye ichchha manwaani hai .. to zaara 500, 600 sawaalon ke saath aayeeeeeeeeeeeeee .....

Jo bhi apne Sawaalon se Dost Ji ki shaamat laane mai Gudia ki help karegaa .. sirf unki hi ichchhaaye puri kari jaayegiiiiiiiiiiii ...

Jay Ambe

loveforgudia · 26th May 2011, 04:54 AM

Dost Ji .. ye kya abhi tak pahele ke sawaalo ke jawaab hi nahi diye aap ne ... this is not done .. jaldi jaldi jawaab dijiye ...

baap reee .. aap ki shaamat laate laate to Gudia ki khud ki hi shaamat aa gayi hai ... aap se kitane saare sawaal kar liye humne .. God itane sawaal to abhi tak ki life mai kabhi kisi se nahi kare humne ....

sawaal aur bhi hai .. par pahele aap zaraa pahele ke sawaalo ke jawaab dijiye ..uske baad aap ka toofaan fir haazeer ho jaayega apne sawaalon ke saath ... tab tak ke liye enjoyyyyyyyyyyyyy .... hehehehhe

Bhagwaan Ji aap ko har khushi de,

Aapki Dost: Gudia

Jay Ambe

janumanu · 26th May 2011, 09:52 AM

[QUOTE=loveforgudia;426782]Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii .. lijiye toofaan fir haazir hai apne sawaalo ke saath ...jhelane ke liye aap to taiyaar hi honge naa .. .

... aur aap ki subhaa subhaa aap ko .. bhooton ke upar sawaal de diyaaaaaa ...

hehehehhehhe , .. chaliye maafi chaahate hai ke aap ki subhaa subhaa aap ko Bhoot ki yaad dilaa di ...

par kya kare ... ab aap ne khud hi toofaan ka naam de diya hai hume ... upar se hum ko har gunaah har sharaarat bhi maaf hai is mahine to ... fir hum jo jee chaahe kare ... cant help it .. jhelate rahiyeeeeeeeeeee ...

Q-1. Kahi padha tha ke .... ghost wageraa mirror mai dikh jaate hai aur camera mai unke images capture hote hai ..

ye sab insaan mai hi dikhte hai aur kahiN nahi.........

A. Sab se pahele to do you believe ke ghosts hote hai .. ?? ((***Gudia to abhi zindaa hai . aur hum zindaa bhooto ki baat nahi kar rahe .. hehehhehehe .. ***))

hmm, mujhe yakeen hai ki aatmaa hoti hai......... humare baad bhi .......

B. Ji .. gar haan believe karte hai to kyon .. aur believe nahi karte to kyon nahi karte ..??

isliye ki tazrubaa kiyaa hai, bahut si cheezeN hai, jinhe hum bas mai nahi kar sakte.................
aur woh hoti hai, mere saamen huaa hai, meri door ki bua hai,
unki ladki ko........ kuch aisa hi tha, usme ek atmaa aati thi, tab uski tarah owh baat karti, uskki tarah beheave . aur uski sare bateN batati.......... usme bahut takat aa jati thi, us time...... bahut kuch........ ye sab hotaa hai, ab doc ise mulitpersnality dissorder kaheN ya kuch bhi........ par jinhone ise theek kiyaa unhone yahi kaha ....... aur kaha kya sab apne saamne hota dekha tha..

F. Gar aap ka jawaab haan hua ke dekhi jaa sakti hai .. to matlab ke ghosts aur insaan mai koi fark nahi dono hi aaine mai nazarr aate hai …??

maine aaine mai ahi dekhe... so cant say
G. Iska Matlab aaina sach mai haqeeqat dikhaata hai .. ?? heheheheh
aisa kuch nahi hai, haal ek kahawat hai... aainaa dekhna ayaani khud ko dekhnaa... apne dosh dekhnaa, apni khoobi bhi kah sakti ho

Q-2. Prayer karne ke baad aap ko kabhi spiritual feeling ka ehsaas huaa hai within yourself .. or anything that make you feel something very different very special ??? Dost Ji gar kabhi aese kuchh feel hua hai to give details??...

haan hotaa hai, jab kabhi bhi aisi jagah jauN to, feel hota hai, yaha kuch alag hai ..................

Q-3. Ek article padhte huye ye padhane mai aaya .. and was quite amazed by the author’s wordings where he said "men who work under female bosses are "wimp"?

haha, writer hai, kuch bhi likh dega.... kahin na kahin sahi hogaa, khain na khain galat ...........
ab boss to boss hai, male ho ya female........... darna to padega na ..... fir female ko zara ek soft corner mil hi jata hai.........

A. kya boss ka gender "really" effect a man's personality ?

gender nahi uski personality zaroor karti hai........ woh bhi office tak hi,

B. aur Dost Ji Gar haan to please describe ke how and why .. ??

boss ko uske employee se kaise kaam lenaa.. hai......... ye uspe depend hai, aur employee se output bhi usi pe depend karta hai.......... woh agar apne boss hone ke naate kaam lega.. to bas kaam ka hi output lega..... par agar saleeke se kaam le... to double output le saktaa hai, office mai sirf kaam hi zaroori to nahi hai... bahut si cheezeN hoti haiN........ aur ye baat humare bhi boss ko pata nahi hai........
woh client se to kamataa hi hai, employee se bhi kamata hai, employee ko jo cliet party , incentive wagairaa detaa hai, khud hi khaa jata hai......... aur iska pata employee ko bhi hota hai, ab paisa hi kamaya to kya kamayaa agar tumharee mployee tumko koste ho to...
haal mai hi cliet ne kaha ki woh humko ek badi si pizza party dega.......... boss ne announce bhi kar diyaa..... aur khud bhool gaya.... jab yaad dilaiaya ato kaha fir dekhte hai, aur client se usko usi din uske liye check mil gaya tha.......... usne tax se bachne ke liye medical policy nikaali........ aur jabardasti humpe thop di....... aur uske liye last two year se per month ke hisaab se paise kaat liye salary se............ aise bhi bande hote hai........ company ko dukaan bana diyaa hai .. hahha......

C. Ji aap ke saath kabhi aesa hua hai .. like kabhi aap ne female boss ke under kaam kiya ho ... and if it has ever effected you ... please give details ... ??

haan kiyaa hai......... female boss...... jaise mera tazrubaa raha hai........ usko aap advise de sakte haiN............... mai deta tha woh manti bhi thi....... baaki kuch khaas fark nahi...

Q-4. koi inspiration koi aesa insaan jin se aap prabhaavit ho aur unke naqs-e-qadam par chalnaa chaahte ho aap .. ??
koe bhi nahi .........
ratse peechy chhod aaya hun
rastoN par chala nahi hun maiN

A. gar aesa koi hai to please ye bataaiye ke kaun hai ...?

no-one, there is only two perfect men/women in the world

one is dead......... other is unborn
B. aur unki aesi kaun si khoobiyaan hai jiske wajhaa se woh aap ke inspiration hai ...??

C. aur aesi kaun si raah hai jis pe aap unke jaise chalnaa chaahte hai ... ??

Kavita Negi · 26th May 2011, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by janumanu

2. Jaisa ki aapne kaha tha ki aap PM banna chahte hai to khud ki kuch qualities bataaiye jis se aapko lagta hai ki aap desh ko ache tarike se chala sakte hai ?

maine ab tak aisa koe kaam nahi kiyaa jiske liye mujhe .... doosro pe ilzaam, lagane unko saza dene mai dikkat aye .... abhi tak moukaa nahi milaa hai ki main koe froud karuN, so khud ko mai imaandaar kah saktaa hun
.. isliye PM ban gaya to kisi ki khair nahi hogi... hehe

Oh ho ye sabhi gun mere andar bhi hai...!!! mai b PM banne k baare me soch sakti hun....!!! :P Jokes apart Mai ye janna chahti thi ki aap Raajneeti me kitna interest rakhte hai ?? aur jaruri nahi PM hi desh ka bhala kar sakta hai, aam naagrik hone ke naate aap desh ke liye kya kuch karte hai ???

1. Aap apne Village (H.P.) ka koi lokgeet jo aapko bahot pasand ho hamare sath share kijjiye ?

2. Kabhi kisi baat par confuse ho to kya karte hai ?

3. Aisi koi khasiyat jo aap chahte ho aapme honi chaiye par nahi hai ?

4. Jaise aapne kaha tha ki aap bachpan me hi budhe ho gye the to aapko kaise bache pasand hai naughty ya shaant sahbhaav ke ? ( Apne chutku ko kis roop me dekhna chahte hai )

5. Sahi aur galat me fark kaise karte hai ?

janumanu · 26th May 2011, 07:38 PM

namsty kavitaa ji...... maine apko subah reply kiyaa tha, par jane kya problem huee, post hi nahi huaa.......... ab woqt milaa hai... so fir se try maarta hun

Oh ho ye sabhi gun mere andar bhi hai...!!! mai b PM banne k baare me soch sakti hun....!!! :P Jokes apart Mai ye janna chahti thi ki aap Raajneeti me kitna interest rakhte hai ?? aur jaruri nahi PM hi desh ka bhala kar sakta hai, aam naagrik hone ke naate aap desh ke liye kya kuch karte hai ???

pm banne ke liye kuch bhi nahi chahiye, driver banne ke liye metric pas hona... license hona zaroori hota hai, Pn hone ke liye aisa kuch nahi, aur agar ho bhi to woh kis kaam ka, aap dekh hi sakti hain........ humare PM se jyda padha likhaa shayed hi dunia ka koe PM ho.... aur woh ye kahte hai, ki mai saafdaman hun........ baaki kuch bhi ho, aur main inke khilaaf kuch nahi kar saktaa. ab aise PM ka achaar daale hum....

hmm maiN desh ke liye.......... aaj tak maine bhi kuch nahi kiyaa.......... par karungaa to bhi faydaa hogaa iska yakeen nahi hai....
jantaa kar hi kya sakti hai, do chor maiN se ek chor chahiye.... khair

1. Aap apne Village (H.P.) ka koi lokgeet jo aapko bahot pasand ho hamare sath share kijjiye ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1kBvlorKeo

amma puchdi sun dhiye meriye dubli tu kiyaan kari hoee' ho
( amma( daadi.... maa bhi) bolti hai... meri beti tu itni dubli kaise ho gayee hai)

parliyaa baniyaaN mor je bole ho.... amaa ji inee more nind udayee ho
( saamne wali pahadi ya bageechy mai jo mor rahtaa hai, isne meri neeend udaa rakhi hai... jisse so nahi paati hun aur weak ho gayee hun)

sad le bandooki jo, sad le shikaari jo..........
dhiye- bhalaa yeho mor maari makanaa ho
(MA bolti hai..bulaa le bandooki chaalne wale shikaari ko.... ye mor humne maar dena hai)

mor nai'yo marna mor ni makana ho
amaa ji ae-ho mor pinjre chi paana
( beti bolti hai mor nahi maarna hai... ye mor bas pinjre mai daalna hai)

kuthu jaanda chand'rma. kuthi jaande taare ho
amaa ji kuthi jaande dilaan de sahare ho..
( beti bolti hai ... maa kahan jata hai chand, taare kaha chupte hai.... aur kaha dil ke sahare(dost))

lukki jaanda chandrmaa... lukee jande taare ho.....
dheeye meri nai'yo lukde dilaaN de pyaare ho
( chup jaata hai chand, chup jaate hai tare.
par nahi chupte hai jo dil ko pyare hote hai)

aur doosra ..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PS_JpcWLGIs
aur bhi bahut haiN

2. Kabhi kisi baat par confuse ho to kya karte hai ?

dil ki suno......... aur kya

3. Aisi koi khasiyat jo aap chahte ho aapme honi chaiye par nahi hai ?

mujhe likhnaa acha aana chahiye tha........

4. Jaise aapne kaha tha ki aap bachpan me hi budhe ho gye the to aapko kaise bache pasand hai naughty ya shaant sahbhaav ke ? ( Apne chutku ko kis roop me dekhna chahte hai )

woh jaisa hoga acha hi hoga......... mere jaisa honaa chahiye... baaaki mai sudhaar lungaa

5. Sahi aur galat me fark kaise karte hai ?
sahi sahi hota hai, galat galat........ ab ye to baat baat pe depend karta hai, sahi galat ke parameter to bane nahi huee hai, isliye apni apni soch samjh hai....

janumanu · 26th May 2011, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by naresh_mehra110

Vikas Ji !
Namaste !!

Ekdum Naye Kavita ... Ghazal ... Shayri Kahne Aur Likhne WaaloN Ko Shuruaatii Daur MeN Kin Kin Basic BaatoN Par Dhiyaan Denaa Zaroori Hai ... Aapki Nazar MeN .. Jisse Aage Chalkar Kaamiyaab Shayer Yaa Kavi Ban SakeN ... ?

namsty naresh ji.........

ek sartaj ji ka sher hai..

je sang auzaar leke to kalaa de khet bad'naa hai
ta vekhi teriyaaN rambiyaaN ye bilkul chandiyaaN hovan......

matlab.... ki

agar tu auzaar leke kalaa art ke khet mai ja raha hai..
to dhyaan rahe tere auzaar sare ek dam sharp yaani paine ho....

bas yahi ki...... pahle likhne ke kayde seekheN samjheN...... halkaa fulkaa.. jaise bhi jitnaa bhi ...fir likhe.... aur kayde mai rah ke hi likhe...... likhe bhi seekheN bhi...

loveforgudia · 26th May 2011, 10:08 PM

Dost Ji .... saare hi jawaab bahot achchhe diye hai aap ne ...... thoda sa hum ko daraa bhi diya aap ne wo bhoot waale sawaal ke jawaab se par .... koi nahi chalegaaaaa ....

Aur 4th question part A mai aap ne Jo answer diya hai ke "only two men/women are perfect in the world..... one is dead & other is unborn " .... bagot gaheri sachchaai. hai is baat mai ....

Q-1. Aesa koi kaam Jo aap ne sirf Aur sirf apni zidd puri karne ke liye kiya ho ya karne ki koshish kari ho .... ? Aur baad mai aap ko apni Ye zidd galat ya buri lagi ho .... & please do tell why .... ??

Q-2. Aap chaahe kitani bhi gaheri neend mai so rahe ho ..... chaahe Kitna hi khush ho ... par aesi neend mai bhi aap ko bechain kar ke jagaade ....khushi se bhare maahol mai bhi aap ke labo se muskaan chhin jaaye .... aesi koi baat aesa koi waakya ... ??

Q-3. Gaaon se Delhi aane par aap ke life mai kya kya changes aaye .... ?? Aur life ke ilaawa aap ke khud ke andar kya kya changes aaye ??

Dost Ji .... abhi cell se log in hoon to abhi ke liye bas Itna hi .... baad mai fir haazir ho jaayenge....

Bhagwaan Ji aap ko har khushi de,

Aapki Dost: Gudia

Jay Ambe

janumanu · 27th May 2011, 12:49 PM

Dost Ji .... saare hi jawaab bahot achchhe diye hai aap ne ...... thoda sa hum ko daraa bhi diya aap ne wo bhoot waale sawaal ke jawaab se par .... koi nahi chalegaaaaa ....

Aur 4th question part A mai aap ne Jo answer diya hai ke "only two men/women are perfect in the world..... one is dead & other is unborn " .... bagot gaheri sachchaai. hai is baat mai ....

thank u ji.. thank u

Q-1. Aesa koi kaam Jo aap ne sirf Aur sirf apni zidd puri karne ke liye kiya ho ya karne ki koshish kari ho .... ? Aur baad mai aap ko apni Ye zidd galat ya buri lagi ho .... & please do tell why .... ??

GaoN se delhi aanaa meri pahli zid thi, aur aakhiri bhi .. us umr mai ye zid nahi karni chahiye thi..... kyun... ab iske bare mai kya kahuN.... uska koe faydaa to huee nahi, bas khoya hi khoyaa maine

aur va aur ba ... yaani talafuz ko sahi se na seekhne ki zidd, pe aaj bhi gussa aata hai.. ab nahi seekh pata hun

Q-2. Aap chaahe kitani bhi gaheri neend mai so rahe ho ..... chaahe Kitna hi khush ho ... par aesi neend mai bhi aap ko bechain kar ke jagaade ....khushi se bhare maahol mai bhi aap ke labo se muskaan chhin jaaye .... aesi koi baat aesa koi waakya ... ??

aarti se alag hone ka dar........ mujhe do baar neend se jaga chukaa hai, aur us khaab ka asar huaa ki... mujhe do din tak sare badan mai dard raha ....... aisa kabhi huee nahi, khaab bure aate they, par ankh khulne ke baad unkaa asar kabhi nahi raha..

janumanu · 27th May 2011, 12:53 PM

Q-3. Gaaon se Delhi aane par aap ke life mai kya kya changes aaye .... ?? Aur life ke ilaawa aap ke khud ke andar kya kya changes aaye ??

hmm ek bahut puraani nazm yaad aayee...... 12th clas mai likhi thi... maine gaon 7th claas se chhod diyaa tha..

jitni .. jaise ...yaad hai sunata hun..

shahar se aakar kya kya hoya maine
jab iska hisaab karne laga to
sabse pahle mujhe
ma ki yaad aayee
us meethi meethi zubaan ki yaad aayee

fir woh sooni kalaiyaaN.. mujhe gherne lagi
jinse lipat kar mai maa ko bhool jata tha
sirf uske kahne pe school jata tha

kandhoN mai basta liye .. school jane laga
gusse mai pair patak kar.. angan ki dhool udane laga

angan walo ne dilase diye
chote bhayee ne, apne hisse ke
paise diye

angan se utraa to phooloN ne rok diya
tum ja rahe ho, kah kar tok diya

kya karuN jana hai, apna bhavishya bhi to banana hai

sawalo mai rakh lo, jawaaboN mai rakh lo
phool bola mujeh apni kitaboN mai rakh lo

par maiN use tod na paya... fir bhi akela chhod na paya
lekar uski khushbu chala unhi raastoN par
jo mere saath jate they
mujeh school tak pahucnhate they

fir wahi kankar pathar pairoN mai chubhne lage
bhanware mere aas-pas udne lage

thodi door jake .. woh mandir wo talaab dikhaa
pani maiN khiltaa gulaab dikhaa
thahar minute ek aata hun maiN
man ne kaha paani mai muNh dekh kar aata hun maiN

pattoN se muNh ponch kar aaya
man mere pas lout kar aaya

agle mod par woh dukaan dikhi
khilono ko dekh kar muskaan khili

jaldi hi man ko samjhaya ..
chal... abhi acha woqt nahi aayaa

school pahuncha to sare dost mile
subah suabh surajmukhi ke phool khile

mujhe dekh kar hairaan hue...
aur kuch kuch anjaan hue

bole ab yahaN kyuN aaye ho tum
lout jao shahar... ab paraye ho tum
ab paraye ho tum

Dost Ji .... abhi cell se log in hoon to abhi ke liye bas Itna hi .... baad mai fir haazir ho jaayenge....

jaisi aapki icchaa

anytime ........

loveforgudia · 28th May 2011, 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by janumanu

Q-3. Gaaon se Delhi aane par aap ke life mai kya kya changes aaye .... ?? Aur life ke ilaawa aap ke khud ke andar kya kya changes aaye ??

hmm ek bahut puraani nazm yaad aayee...... 12th clas mai likhi thi... maine gaon 7th claas se chhod diyaa tha..

jitni .. jaise ...yaad hai sunata hun..

shahar se aakar kya kya hoya maine
jab iska hisaab karne laga to
sabse pahle mujhe
ma ki yaad aayee
us meethi meethi zubaan ki yaad aayee

fir woh sooni kalaiyaaN.. mujhe gherne lagi
jinse lipat kar mai maa ko bhool jata tha
sirf uske kahne pe school jata tha

kandhoN mai basta liye .. school jane laga
gusse mai pair patak kar.. angan ki dhool udane laga

angan walo ne dilase diye
chote bhayee ne, apne hisse ke
paise diye

angan se utraa to phooloN ne rok diya
tum ja rahe ho, kah kar tok diya

kya karuN jana hai, apna bhavishya bhi to banana hai

sawalo mai rakh lo, jawaaboN mai rakh lo
phool bola mujeh apni kitaboN mai rakh lo

par maiN use tod na paya... fir bhi akela chhod na paya
lekar uski khushbu chala unhi raastoN par
jo mere saath jate they
mujeh school tak pahucnhate they

fir wahi kankar pathar pairoN mai chubhne lage
bhanware mere aas-pas udne lage

thodi door jake .. woh mandir wo talaab dikhaa
pani maiN khiltaa gulaab dikhaa
thahar minute ek aata hun maiN
man ne kaha paani mai muNh dekh kar aata hun maiN

pattoN se muNh ponch kar aaya
man mere pas lout kar aaya

agle mod par woh dukaan dikhi
khilono ko dekh kar muskaan khili

jaldi hi man ko samjhaya ..
chal... abhi acha woqt nahi aayaa

school pahuncha to sare dost mile
subah suabh surajmukhi ke phool khile

mujhe dekh kar hairaan hue...
aur kuch kuch anjaan hue

bole ab yahaN kyuN aaye ho tum
lout jao shahar... ab paraye ho tum
ab paraye ho tum

Dost Ji .... abhi cell se log in hoon to abhi ke liye bas Itna hi .... baad mai fir haazir ho jaayenge....

jaisi aapki icchaa

anytime ........

Dost Ji .. bahot hi pyaari nazm hai ... bahot hi pyaari .. iske ehsaas dil chhu gaye .. ..

aur saare hi sawaal ke jawaab bahot hi achchhe se dijiye hai aap ne... thank youuu thank youuu thank youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu ....

Jay Ambe

loveforgudia · 28th May 2011, 10:48 AM

Ji .. Chaliye Dost Ji .. abhi fir se kamarr kas lijiye .. aur sawaalon ke jawaab dene ke liye ..

aur ye cheating hai .. ye nahi chalegaa .. last mai diye kuchh sawaalo ke jawaab dene mai badi kanjoosi kar di hai aap ne ... saara short short mai jaise taise .. jabardasti jawaab de diye .. this is not fairrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

.. ab chalte hai aur sawaalo ke aur ..

Q-1. Paise … aur shohrat ..isme se aap ke zindagi mai kyaa maayne rakhata hai ??

Q-2. Aap ko apni konsi aadatein .. pasand aur naa-pasand hai ?? hey helloooo .. dhair saari aadaton ki list likhiyeeeeee chaliyeeeeee

Q-3. Zindagi mai aesa kuchh paaya hai jo paane ke baad aap ko lagaa ho ke aap bahot hi lucky hai ?? Aarti Ji aur Angel ke ilaawa bhi kuchh aur bataana padegaaaaaaaaaaaa ...

Q-4. Kabhi aap ne apne aap ko badalne ka socha hai ?? kisi bhi tarhaa se .. gar haan to kin baaton ke liye khud ko badalnaa chaahenge aap ?? aur kyon kyon kyon kyonnnnnnnn ...

Q-5. Koi aesi baat .. aesa waakyaa jis ne aap ko badal diyaa ho …. ??

Q-6. Jeevan ka koi aesa pal … jab ek dum toot gaye ho aur apna honaa hi beqaar lagne lagao ho ??

Dost Ji .. chaliye ab jaldi jaldi in sawaalo ke jawaab dijiye .. . abhi tak to humne aap ki shaamat bhi nahi laayi .. aur dekhiye time kitanaa jaldi chalaa jaa raha hai

hum ko to aese tha ke .. ek saath aap ko ek ek post pe .. 100, 200 sawaala puchh le .. par kya kare hum ko itane sawaal karne nahi aate ...

, chaliye aap in sawaalo ke jawaab dijiye .. baaki ke sawaalo ke saath hum fir aa jaayenge ...

Bhagwaan Ji aap ko har khushi de,

Aapki Dost: Gudia

Jay Ambe

janumanu · 28th May 2011, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by loveforgudia

Dost Ji .. bahot hi pyaari nazm hai ... bahot hi pyaari .. iske ehsaas dil chhu gaye .. ..

aur saare hi sawaal ke jawaab bahot hi achchhe se dijiye hai aap ne... thank youuu thank youuu thank youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu ....

Jay Ambe

shukriyaa ji shukriyaaaaaa ...............................

janumanu · 28th May 2011, 08:02 PM

Q-2. Aap ko apni konsi aadatein .. pasand aur naa-pasand hai ?? hey helloooo .. dhair saari aadaton ki list likhiyeeeeee chaliyeeeeee

mai koe bhi cheez kahin bhi rakh detaa hun.... ye mujhe khud buri aadat lagti hai apni......
baaki aagetN butri hai, apr mujhe abhi itni nahi lagti ki chhodne ki sochuN

Q-3. Zindagi mai aesa kuchh paaya hai jo paane ke baad aap ko lagaa ho ke aap bahot hi lucky hai ?? Aarti Ji aur Angel ke ilaawa bhi kuchh aur bataana padegaaaaaaaaaaaa ...

mujhe humesah hi achy insaan mile haiN........ bure bhi bahut.. par achy bhi .. jiski wajah se mai thoda bahut acha hun.........

aur aap jaise dost ko paakar kaun lucky nahi hoga bhala

sdc mai achy log mile.... ye bhi ek khush kismati hai

Q-4. Kabhi aap ne apne aap ko badalne ka socha hai ?? kisi bhi tarhaa se .. gar haan to kin baaton ke liye khud ko badalnaa chaahenge aap ?? aur kyon kyon kyon kyonnnnnnnn ...

haan....... kuch time aisa tha life mai ki mujeh abhut gusaa nafart bhar gayee thi........ us tiem bhi mujeh bahut logo ne bardast kiyaa ye unki achayee hai, fir maine khud ko bahut badlaa, badlne ki koshish ki.......... ab meri ksii se ladayee nahi hoti hai......... hana bilkul pahle sa to nahi ban sakaa par, itna hun ki log asaani se nibhaaa lete hai ....
Q-5. Koi aesi baat .. aesa waakyaa jis ne aap ko badal diyaa ho …. ??

hmm... shuru se to mai acha bhalaa tha, bas kuch life ka 5 saal ke lagbhag ka time tha, jisme maine bahut suffer kiyaa, aur mere nature mai bahut badlaav laa diyaa tha. fir after marrige maine khud ko badlne ki koshish ki..... baaki papa ki death ke baad mujhe bahut badlaab ayaa. uske baad mujhme nirashaa ka aana hi band ho gaya........ maien samjh liyaa ki life maiN, khushi andar se aati hai... bahar se nahi........ maine apnaa sara career dheere dheere khatm hote dekha hai........ par papa ke jane ke baad. laga ye sab bekaar hai............. zindgi kaise jeeni hai. ye samjh aayaa. aur ye bhi ki
mushkileN itni padi mujh par ki aasaan ho gayee

Q-6. Jeevan ka koi aesa pal … jab ek dum toot gaye ho aur apna honaa hi beqaar lagne lagao ho ??

aise bahut pal aye haiN jab ye socha hai, maiN akhir huN kyun
puraani batOn pe mitti daalni chahiye. jisko kah ke, aur sun ke dukh ho...

Dost Ji .. chaliye ab jaldi jaldi in sawaalo ke jawaab dijiye .. . abhi tak to humne aap ki shaamat bhi nahi laayi .. aur dekhiye time kitanaa jaldi chalaa jaa raha hai

hmm so to hai, bas kuch hi woqt baha hai, nikaal lo koe kasar bachi hai to

hum ko to aese tha ke .. ek saath aap ko ek ek post pe .. 100, 200 sawaala puchh le .. par kya kare hum ko itane sawaal karne nahi aate ...

, chaliye aap in sawaalo ke jawaab dijiye .. baaki ke sawaalo ke saath hum fir aa jaayenge ...

Bhagwaan Ji aap ko har khushi de,

Aapki Dost: Gudia

Jay Ambe

jai ambe ji , jai ambe

loveforgudia · 29th May 2011, 01:17 AM

Namaste Dost Ji .... kaise hai aap .. ?? .. Aaj hume ek aur kaam de diyaa hai kisi ne .. Ji Masood Hassaas Ji ne aap ko aur Aarti Ji ko congratulations wish kiyaa hai ... woh apne gaaon gaye huye the isliye aap se baat nahi ho saki aese kahaa hai ... do ek roz pahele hi waapas aaye hai .. aur Sufi ko dhair saari duaayein di hai ... aur haan saath mai kuchh sawaal diye hai aap ke liye .. aur kaha hai ke unke naam se ye sawaal yahaan post kar diye jaaye ... .. to lijiye ab Hassaas Ji ke sawaalo ke jawaaab dijiye ...

Q-1. Paheli baar Pitaa ban ne pe kaisa lagaa ... apni feelings bayaan kijiye ... ?

Q-2. Sufi Angel ke janam ke baad paheli baar Aarti Ji se mile .. unse nazaree milaayi tab kya ehsaas the aap ke ... (***Humne nahi puchhaa .. Shaamat laani huyi to Masood Ji ki hi laaiyegaa ***)

Q-3. Humaare Sufi Angel ko jab paheli baar gaud mai liyaa .. tab ki apni feelings humse share kijiye ....

Ji .. chaliye ab tak itanaa hi .. ye to the Hassaas Ji ke sawaal ... hum apne sawaalo ke saath jaldi hi fir haazeer ho jaayenge ..

tab tak aap in sawaalo ke jawaab de dijiye .... apna khayaal rakhiyegaa ... and lots of love for Sufi ... keep smiling

Bhagwaan Ji aap ko har khushi de,

Aapki Dost: Gudia

Jay Ambe

Kavita Negi · 30th May 2011, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by janumanu

1. Aap apne Village (H.P.) ka koi lokgeet jo aapko bahot pasand ho hamare sath share kijjiye ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1kBvlorKeo

amma puchdi sun dhiye meriye dubli tu kiyaan kari hoee' ho
( amma( daadi.... maa bhi) bolti hai... meri beti tu itni dubli kaise ho gayee hai)

parliyaa baniyaaN mor je bole ho.... amaa ji inee more nind udayee ho
( saamne wali pahadi ya bageechy mai jo mor rahtaa hai, isne meri neeend udaa rakhi hai... jisse so nahi paati hun aur weak ho gayee hun)

sad le bandooki jo, sad le shikaari jo..........
dhiye- bhalaa yeho mor maari makanaa ho
(MA bolti hai..bulaa le bandooki chaalne wale shikaari ko.... ye mor humne maar dena hai)

mor nai'yo marna mor ni makana ho
amaa ji ae-ho mor pinjre chi paana
( beti bolti hai mor nahi maarna hai... ye mor bas pinjre mai daalna hai)

kuthu jaanda chand'rma. kuthi jaande taare ho
amaa ji kuthi jaande dilaan de sahare ho..
( beti bolti hai ... maa kahan jata hai chand, taare kaha chupte hai.... aur kaha dil ke sahare(dost))

lukki jaanda chandrmaa... lukee jande taare ho.....
dheeye meri nai'yo lukde dilaaN de pyaare ho
( chup jaata hai chand, chup jaate hai tare.
par nahi chupte hai jo dil ko pyare hote hai)

aur doosra ..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PS_JpcWLGIs
aur bhi bahut haiN

Bahut Pyaare songs hai........!!! Thnx 4 sharing.....!!!

1. Apni Khushi sabse pehle kis ke sath share karte hai ?

2. Dukh ya takleef ke waqt kis ki yaad pehle aati hai ?

3. Koi aisa waqya jise sochte hai chehre par muskaan aa jati ho ?

4. Aapki nazar me zindagi kya hai ?

5. Shaad ji ke interview me aapne kuch kaha tha.....!!!

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shaad bhayee .......... bure fase badmaas........... mazaa a raha hai, office mai bahut busy hun, likh nahi poata par, time to time, mood fresh kar leta hun interview padh ke

-- aur haan sabse best part woh ungli se mathy ghisne wali baat, ... aisa mera sath bhi huaa hai ........

aur iske baad bhi kuch aur huaa tah mere sath to....

Red lines ka reply jarur kijiyega.... kya hua tha ??

Take Care

janumanu · 30th May 2011, 12:45 PM

[QUOTE=Kavita Negi;427017]Bahut Pyaare songs hai........!!! Thnx 4 sharing.....!!!

1. Apni Khushi sabse pehle kis ke sath share karte hai ?

jo iska sabse pahla haqdaar hota hai

2. Dukh ya takleef ke waqt kis ki yaad pehle aati hai ?

bhagwaan ki

3. Koi aisa waqya jise sochte hai chehre par muskaan aa jati ho ?

jab bhi .. bachpan ki yaad aati hai, mai sochtaa tha, bahut badaa admi banugnaaa......... bas yahi sich ke hastaa rahtaa hun

4. Aapki nazar me zindagi kya hai ?

mujhse poochte kya ho zindgi ke bare maiN
ajnabi bataye kya ajnabi ke bare main. NM

ek rataht saab ka bhi sher hai

zindgi kya hai samjh jaoge
barish mai patange udate rahiye

aur meri nazar se, ...

woqt ne kaanch ki bana kar fir
ziNdgi zor se uchaali hai

aur ye bhi ki

ziNdgi ek si nahi sabko
yuN samjh aye tum wahi samjho

janumanu · 30th May 2011, 12:49 PM

Red lines ka reply jarur kijiyega.... kya hua tha ??

haha..... acha ji

mere ke thoda sa neechy... (ghar zara si height pe hai ) ek jamun ka ped hai..... jispe mere sab bade bhayee... ankh band karke pakadan-pakdayee khelte they. mai chotaa tha ped par chad nahi pata tha.... aur uske jamun ke tanke ke pas khada rahta tha, to mere ek bhayee jinhone mujhe sabse juda bebkoof banaya hai... kahte they.. ki apne ghutno pe zor se dantoN se kaat to ped par chad jayega ..... maiN waisa hi kartaa tha.. badi der tak yahi kartaa rahtaa tha. fir ek din kahte hai, aisa kar mathy pe ungli se ghiss..... ek titli banegi...... wo tujeh apne pankh degi to ud ke jamun par aa jayega .............. aur maien mathy ko ghis ghis pe kalaa nishaan bana diyaa tha

ab ye sab yaad kartaa hun. to hasi aa jati hai.............
bas yahi sab ..tha........