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mth hn - 13th October 2004, 03:18 PM

Amitabh : apka 13th question 25 lakh yeh raha apke samne..

Contestant: is tensed.

Amitabh : Who is the father of Abhishek Bachan

Computer Screen:

A. Amitabh Bachan B. Laloo Prasad Yadav
C. vinod khana D. General Perverz Musharaff.

Amitabh : Apka kya jawab hai ? ( He is quite sure
that Contestant will opt for A) But still confused.

Amitabh : Apke pas do life line hai..(50:50 and phone a friend)

Contestant: I think it is A but am not sure.

Amitabh : Not sure... Hmmm Ap kya karna chahenge?

Contestant : I would like to use 50:50?

Amitabh: Ok computer , 2 galat javabo ko mita de..

Computer :
B. Laloo Prasad Yadav.
C. vinod khana

Amitabh is confused and tensed thinks how come the computer
has made this mistake But as is said in bollywood the show must
go on. Now Contestant is confused. Contestant: i would like to use the last life
line phone a friend..

Amitabh : Ap kisko phone karna chahenge?

CONTESTANT : Mein Jaya Bachan ji ko phone karna chahoonga...


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13th October 2004, 11:32 PM

TO BE HONEST I DIDNT THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY AT ALL


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14th October 2004, 01:47 AM

accha ok next time aap ko hunsanay key koshish karoon ga
lakin mujhay yeh pudh kurr bohut muzza aata hay


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14th October 2004, 02:13 AM

oh very interesting very funny i like it very much

nadia yeh aik programm tha ;kun bunanay ga crore patii ;

jiss ka host amitabh bacchan tha yeh subb kuch uss programm ko dekh kurr likha gaya hay maira khayal hay tum nain nahi programm dekha ho ga nahi tu tumhain b pasand aata
waisay tum foreigner ho shayad na dekha ho
keep writing sweetsmile


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14th October 2004, 10:03 PM

thanks swetsmile




aqeel jee yes i do know that it is a program in fact
a british one called who wants to be a millionair.
n i 've seen it millons of times
n that 'kun bunanay ga krore patii' is a copy
of who wants to be a millionair


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2nd January 2006, 12:41 AM

ok thankx ur information nadie


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wow - 3rd January 2006, 09:10 PM

hey its soooooooooooooooo funny wooooow i like it soooooooooooooooo much........


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6th January 2006, 01:36 AM

thankx kashish to like my post


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kissi - 8th January 2006, 07:45 PM

mast baap bole toh 1 dam rapchick
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