Why haven't they sent any women to the moon?
-Because it doesn't need cleaning yet
Why do women have small feet
-so they can stand closer to the sink
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower
-give her a shovel
What do you do when your wife's watch breaks?
-nothing theres a clock on the stove
Why did the women cross the road?
-i dont know either but what the hell is she doing outa the kitchen
A man on a motorcycle runs over a woman.. whos fault is it?
-the mans for riding through the kitchen
why do brides where white?
-so the dishwasher will match the stove and refrigerator
why can't women drive?
-there's not a road between the bedroom and the kitchen
why were shopping carts invented?
-to teach women to walk on their hind legs
what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
-nothin, you already told the bitch twice
its thoda sa rude..but only a joke
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