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for ladies..who make fun of men..:d
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for ladies..who make fun of men..:d - 22nd December 2005, 09:01 PM

Why haven't they sent any women to the moon?
-Because it doesn't need cleaning yet

Why do women have small feet
-so they can stand closer to the sink

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower
-give her a shovel

What do you do when your wife's watch breaks?
-nothing theres a clock on the stove

Why did the women cross the road?
-i dont know either but what the hell is she doing outa the kitchen

A man on a motorcycle runs over a woman.. whos fault is it?
-the mans for riding through the kitchen


why do brides where white?
-so the dishwasher will match the stove and refrigerator

why can't women drive?
-there's not a road between the bedroom and the kitchen

why were shopping carts invented?
-to teach women to walk on their hind legs

what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
-nothin, you already told the bitch twice


its thoda sa rude..but only a joke)


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23rd December 2005, 08:38 AM

hmmmm

but still nice joke...thanks for sharing.bye


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23rd December 2005, 10:58 AM

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hi - 23rd December 2005, 12:48 PM

hmmmm..itna lamba hmmmm..kyo@farhana ji>>>lolz...

thanx 4 replying..tk care...


abhishek ji>>mujhe ye jokes yahan poste karne mein bhi maza aaya>>tk care bro


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well, some words were just not right... but if it's joke then ok..
   
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hi - 27th December 2005, 03:31 PM

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Originally posted by Parul
well, some words were just not right... but if it's joke then ok..
hi parul.



well this is only a joke...yaar

to plzzz mehsoos na kariye...lolz..tk care


nd a big thanx 4 replying..


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