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Santa and Banta Jokes - 4th September 2006, 12:25 PM

SANTA & HIS WIFE GOING 2 CITY IN AUTO....
DRIVER ADJUSTED MIRROR..
SANTA SHOUTED U R SEEING MY WIFE...
GO & SIT BACK I WILL DRIVE THE AUTO...
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1 AADMI PURI LIFE ONLY 1 THING SOCHTE SOCHTE MAR GAYA

KI MERE TO 2 BROTHERS HAI
PHIR MERI SISTER KE 3 BROTHERS KAISE
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SANTA APNI SISTER KE SAATH BIKE PE JA RAHA THA.
BOY: OYE GIRLFRIEND K SAATH KAHA JA RAHE HO

SANTA: OYE ! GIRLFRIEND HOGI TERI MERI TO SISTER HAI.
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SANTA : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green
and one is blue with red spots!

BANTA: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at
home.
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SANTA AAJ MAINE PAANI KO ULLU BANAYA

BANTA: wo kaise?

SANTA: aaj maine nahane k liye paani garm kiya aur thande se naha liya.
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Santa declares:
.. . . I will never marry in my life&. . .

.. . . I'll give same advice to my children also. . . . .
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SANTA talking on cell.
BANTA: kis se baat kar raho ho.
1ST: biwi se.....
2ND: itne... pyar se....?
1ST: tumhari hai. . .
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A donkey kicked SANTA & ran away
SANTA ran to catch the donkey.
He saw a zebra & started beating it
& said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai'.
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SLAM BOOK filled by SANTA

1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto.

2.Weakness:Banta's wife,Preeto.

3.Oppurtunity:When Banta is on tour.

4.Threat:When I am on tour
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A SANTA gave an Ad in matrimonial column
"PATNI CHAHIYE"
He got 1000 replies all saying-- 'Meri Le JA. ..
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A SANTA sees a beautiful girl . He goes and kises her . The girl shouts and
says
what r u doing.
SANTA says B COM from KHALSA college.
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SANTA: yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai,
friend: acha wo kaise?
Yar kal me ghar aya to wo bath tub mai bhi security guard k sath bethi
thi.!!
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Santa: yaar meri biwi ghar chodkar bhag gai..
mona: tune use pyar se nahi rakha hoga,
Santa: nahi yar sagi behan se bhi badkar rakha tha..
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On Jeeto's bday
Santa had no money, so he sent a cheque of 100 kisses.
When he returns home Jeeto said: Thanks I got cheque cashed from bank manager.
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Yamraj took Santa on tour to hell. There he saw Mahatama Gandhi dancing with Bipasha.
He asked:gandhiji ki saza ini mazedar kyon?
yamraj: saza ta Bipasha ko mili hai..
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Teacher: make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times
Santa: lara dutta marries brian lara and she becomes lara lara
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Teacher: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan....
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Lect: write a note on Gandhi jayanti..??

So..
santa writes "Gandhi was a great man but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti..
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Santa went to mysore palace.

Tourist guide - santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan's chair
Santa - oye dont worry yaar i'll get up wen he comes.!!..
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Santa:banta yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai?
Banta: Oye Santa, tujhe ye bhi nahin pata dear jab auto main koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to usse kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI.
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Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.
Wife: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?
Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai
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Banta: you cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to you.
Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India
Radio!
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Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!
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Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!
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Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe.
Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti.
Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon.


Shayri,
Ek Andaz..
Ek Koshish
By Gaurav

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All of them are very funny!!!!

Thanx for sharing Gaurav ji..

~Priya



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21st June 2010, 12:38 PM

Itne saare jokes....

Ekdum se padhe to aisa laga jaise k daawat me hum ye sochte hain k kya khaaye

Haste-2 paet bharr gaya parr mann nahi bhara

Thanks gaurav ji




Aapko chuhe aur billi ki kahani sunani hai...
Jisme chuhe ne yaad dilaayi,billi ko nani hai...
lekin chuha bhool gaya tha k wo sapna tha...
aakhir me shamat to chuhe ki he aani hai :D

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