u r indian if.....

[pappu]

You are Indian if...
>
>1. Everything you eat is savored In garlic, onion and tomatoes.
>
>2. You try and reuse gift wrappers, gift boxes, and of course
>aluminum foil.
>
>3. You try to eject food particles from between your teeth by
>pressing your tongue against them and making a peculiar noise
>like, tshick, tshick, tschick, tschick.
>
>4. You are standing next to the two largest size suitcases at the
>Airport.
>
>5. You arrive one or two hours late to a party - and think its
>normal.
>
>6. You peel the stamps off letters that the Postal Service missed
>to mark up.
>
>7. You recycle Wedding Gifts.
>
>8. You name your children in rhythms (example, Honey & Money, Sita
>& Gita, Ram & Shyam.)
>
>9. All your children have pet names, which sound nowhere close to
>their real names.
>
>10. You take Indian snacks anywhere it says "No Food Allowed"
>
>11. You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's
>house.
>
>12. You load up the family car with as many people as possible.
>
>13. You use plastic to cover anything new in your house whether
>it's the remote control, VCR, carpet or new couch.
>
>14. Your parents tell you to not care what your friends think but
>they won't let you do certain things because of what the other
>"Uncles And Aunties" will think.
>
>15. You buy and display crockery, which is for special occasions,
>which never happen.
>
>16. You have a vinyl tablecloth on your kitchen table.
>
>17. You use grocery bags to hold garbage.
>
>18. You keep leftover food in your fridge in as many numbers of
>bowls as possible.
>
>19. Your kitchen shelf is full of jam jars, varieties of bowls and
>plastic utensils (got free with some household items).
>
>20. You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (and
>travel means any car ride longer than 15 minutes).
>
>21. You own a rice cooker or a pressure cooker.
>
>22. You fight over who pays the dinner bill.
>
>23. You majored in engineering, medicine or law and now........are
>after Software and only Software no matter which field you belong
>to.
>
>24. You live with your parents and you are 40 years old. (And they
>prefer it that way).
>
>25. You don't use measuring cups when cooking.
>
>26. You feel like you've gotten a good deal if you didn't pay
>tax.
>
>27. You never learnt how to stand in a queue.
>
>28. You can only travel if there are 5 persons at least to see you
>off or receive you whether you are traveling by bus, train or
>plane.
>
>29. If she is NOT your daughter, you always take interest in
>knowing whose daughter has run with whose son and feel proud to
>spread it at the velocity of more than the speed of light.
>
>30. You only make long distance calls after 11 p.m.
>
>31. If you don't live at home, when your parents call, they ask if
>you've eaten, even if it's midnight.
>
>32. You call an older person you never met before "uncle."
>
>33. When your parents meet strangers and talk for a few minutes,
>you discover you're talking to a distant cousin.
>
>34. Your parents don't realise phone connections to foreign
>countries have improved in the last two decades, and still scream
>at the top of their lungs when making foreign calls.
>
>35. You have bed sheets on your sofas so as to keep them away from
>getting dirty.
>
>36. When dining out, you think Rs 10 is enough of a tip.
>
>37. It's embarrassing if your wedding has less than 600 people.
>
>38. You list your daughter as "fair and slim" in the matrimonial
>no matter what she looks like.
>
>39. You treat the NRI persons (especially from America) as if they
>are the only persons living in this world (including YOU).
>
>40. You've seen the ground while inside the lavatory of a train.
>
>41. All your tupperware is stained with food color.
>
>42. You have drinking glasses made of steel.
>
>43. You have mastered the art of bargaining in shopping.
>
>44. You have really enjoyed reading this post.

[pinyk27]

hi pappu...

tumhare itne sare points batane ki jarurat nahi....
hame tumhare nam se hi pata chal jata hai....

by the bay... it's very gud collection.....

[Chaand]

YahaaN ke logoN ke baare me mai bhi kuchh kehna chaahuNga...Pappu ji Indeevar ji ke is geet ke jariye, humourous nahi hai or is section ke liye bhi nahi hai...per shaayad aapko bhi pasanad aaye.

Film : Purab or Pashchim

hai priit jahaa.N kii riit sadA
mai.n giit vahaa.n ke gAtaa huu.n
bhaarat kA rahane vaalaa huu.n
bhaarat kii baat sunaataa huu.n

kaale-gore kA bhed nahii.n
har dil se hamArA naataa hai
kuchh aur nA aataa ho hamako
hame.n pyaar nibhaanaa aataa hai
jise maan chukI sArI duniyA
mai.n baat vohii doharaataa huu.n
bhaarat kA rahane vaalaa huu.n
bhaarat kii baat sunaataa huu.n

jIte ho kisIne desh to kyA
hamane to dilo.n ko jItA hai
jahaa.N raam abhii tak hai nar me.n
naarii me.n abhii tak sItaa hai
itane pAvan hai log jahaa.N
mai.n nit-nit shIsh jhukaataa huu.n
bhaarat kA rahane vaalaa huu.n
bhaarat kii baat sunaataa huu.n

itanI mamataa nadiyo.n ko bhI
jahaa.N maataa kahake bulaate hai
itanaa aadar insaan to kyA
patthar bhI puuje jaate.n hai
is dharatii pe mai.nne janam liyaa
ye soch ke mai.n itaraataa huu.n
bhaarat kA rahane vaalaa huu.n
bhaarat kii baat sunaataa huu.n

[mausam]

sahin gaana post kiya hain chandjee apne.........yaha is post ka shayad yahin sahi jawab hain......one should always be proud to be an indian....

pappujee bura na maniyega.......lekin india ki burai shayad yaha kisiko acchi nahin lagegi...............mazak mein hi sahi lekin ............

smile always.....
mausam

[meena chheda]

Originally posted by Chaand
YahaaN ke logoN ke baare me mai bhi kuchh kehna chaahuNga...Pappu ji Indeevar ji ke is geet ke jariye, humourous nahi hai or is section ke liye bhi nahi hai...per shaayad aapko bhi pasanad aaye.

Film : Purab or Pashchim

hai priit jahaa.N kii riit sadA
mai.n giit vahaa.n ke gAtaa huu.n
bhaarat kA rahane vaalaa huu.n
bhaarat kii baat sunaataa huu.n

kaale-gore kA bhed nahii.n
har dil se hamArA naataa hai
kuchh aur nA aataa ho hamako
hame.n pyaar nibhaanaa aataa hai
jise maan chukI sArI duniyA
mai.n baat vohii doharaataa huu.n
bhaarat kA rahane vaalaa huu.n
bhaarat kii baat sunaataa huu.n

jIte ho kisIne desh to kyA
hamane to dilo.n ko jItA hai
jahaa.N raam abhii tak hai nar me.n
naarii me.n abhii tak sItaa hai
itane pAvan hai log jahaa.N
mai.n nit-nit shIsh jhukaataa huu.n
bhaarat kA rahane vaalaa huu.n
bhaarat kii baat sunaataa huu.n

itanI mamataa nadiyo.n ko bhI
jahaa.N maataa kahake bulaate hai
itanaa aadar insaan to kyA
patthar bhI puuje jaate.n hai
is dharatii pe mai.nne janam liyaa
ye soch ke mai.n itaraataa huu.n
bhaarat kA rahane vaalaa huu.n
bhaarat kii baat sunaataa huu.n

mere chaand,

tumhare sath muje bhi paao........

meena